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Pustisong inorder online, umani ng kilig at katatawanan dahil sa hatid nitong mahiwagang smile.

January 24, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Hindi napigilan ang magkahalong tuwa at pagkadismaya ng isang netizen nang matanggap nito ang pustiso na binili online.

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Target’s New Line Of “Prairie Dresses” Inspire Hilarious Viral Photo Shoot

January 23, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Since the pandemic started what feels like eons ago, we’ve all adapted our lives accordingly- social distancing, masks, copious amounts of hand sanitizer.

But in terms of our daily lives, many of us have also altered our style of dress as well. “Business casual” takes on a whole new meaning when you’re conducting business virtually via your living room couch.

When it comes to #pandemiclife, pants are no longer about fashion or style, but comfort. (Preferably with an elastic waistband- thanks, UberEats. Or for some, no pants at all, because why.even.bother.)

This past year has obviously been one of the weirdest yet. But in case the pandemic hasn’t twisted reality enough yet, Target has some suggestions for our “socially-distanced spring” 2021 fashionwear, ladies, and they are certainly fashion pioneers with this one.

Target has released a line of dresses that can only be described as “pandemic prairie”, and one woman’s impromptu photo shoot sporting one of the dresses is both hilarious and fitting.

This delightfully deliberately fashion faux pas began when Facebook user Lorca Damon posted a pic of the dresses she’d seen in her local Target, with her amusing observation:

Target has decided if we’re gonna suffer a pandemic, we might as well look like we just lost the farm after locusts ate our crops.

Photo Credit: Lorca Damon (Facebook)

I grew up in the 80’s on a steady diet of Little House On The Prairie; I definitely a hardcore fangirl of the Ingalls family. But I can safely say that dressing like Laura Ingalls was, and is a HARD PASS.

(And while I’m sure the amazing Ma Ingalls could whip up these beauties with her trusty needle & a bolt of cloth from Mr. Olsen’s general store, no, Target. Just no.)

When Laura Waters spied this post shared on her friend Regan McDowell’s Facebook page, she clearly thought, “Challenge accepted.”

She not only cackled along with the rest of us in amused disgust, but….

She bought the “pandemic prairie” dress. And has the pics to prove it.

Laura staged an elaborate photo shoot to accentuate this unique dress’ features. And boy, does she nail it.

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

This poignantly somber black & white artistic shot clearly says, “Pa lost the farm… dang locusts again.” … with a subtle Lizzie Borden vibe.

But this dress is still up for a bit of whimsy, as Laura’s next shots clearly illustrate:

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

(Pandemic prairie) girls just wanna have fun! They sure can frolic in the leaves… once the fall harvest is done. Which should be easy, since the whole “locust eating all the crops” thing.

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

Nothing accentuates a high dress neckline like big hair, amirite? When it comes to the hair, go big or go home… which should be easy, since the pandemic means HOME. Always home.

One of the perks to the dress? You can really work it, girl. Or work the fields in it, at least, in your own little “hoe-down”:

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

Target’s “Prairie Pandemic” dress is not just good for hoes –pun intended– but also for  mows:

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

But all work and no play (and months of social distancing) make Prairie Laura a dull girl, so this dress is definitely versatile for playtime, too:

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

Or not.

But lest you think farming fellas might think this style unattractive, check out this sultry pic; it screams, “Feeling cute… might delete -or whitewash the barn, churn some butter, milk some cows, knit a blanket, make bread from scratch, kill a turkey with my bare hands- later.”

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

But this come hither dress apparently brings the c- well, you know. Never mind.

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

Fashion perk: You could give birth right from under this dress while hoeing the locust-ravaged fields, wipe the newborn off with the dress hem, & wrangle an impromptu baby carrier out of the lower skirt… never breaking stride.

Fashionable AND functional- thanks, Tar-jay!

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

The best part? The dress’ loose flowing style is great for minimizing any baby weight (or pandemic paunch… again, thanks UberEats!). You’ll be looking good, feeling good, and up for another roll in the hay in no ti-

Oh. OH.

Photo Credit: Laura Waters (Facebook)

Although Target’s prairie pandemic style seemed laughably ludicrous, we must give props to Laura Waters for effectively illustrating just how… versatile this dress could be, especially if you’re maintaining a locust-ravaged pioneer farm.

Or, you know, hanging out at home with nowhere to go because of our current virus-ravaged reality. Whatevs!

While we still don’t know what Target was thinking in marketing this awful dress style, we can thank Laura for reminding us that we while fashion may be fleeting, humor is forever.

You can see her full post here. 

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January 23, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Congress has Officially Gone Gender Crazy | The Stream

January 22, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

In case you haven’t heard, House Democrats want to remove all gendered language from their legislation, while the prayer to open the 117th Congress ended with, “Amen and A-woman.” I kid you not. Who would make up something so insane?

A PC Prayer

Let’s start with the PC prayer, which has to be seen to be believed. It is offered in “the name of the monotheistic God, Brahma, and ‘god’ known by many names by many different faiths.” And it concludes with, “Amen and A-woman,” as if the “men” of “Amen” was somehow a gendered term. How patriarchal and bigoted to use the “men” word in prayer!

Of course, “Amen” comes from the common Semitic root ’-m-n, with the word itself meaning, “So be it.” And it is used in Jewish, Christian, and Islamic liturgy, being found in Hebrew, Greek, Latin, and Arabic (along with English and many other languages).

But who said being PC had anything to do with truth or reality? To the contrary, it is quite often based on the denial of reality, or, in this case, complete ignorance of a common word.

Learning New Phrases?

Following the logic of this prayer, we would have to learn new phrases like, “making awomends,” since “making amends” contains the dreaded m- word. Or, we would have to learn to be “awomenable,” lest we allow a male-dominated word like “amenable” to remain on the books. (Go ahead and make up your own list of words containing “men.” This is madness.)

Not to be outdone, though, House Democrats have revealed their new, “future-focused” rules, which include the following: “In clause 8(c)(3) of rule XXIII, gendered terms, such as ‘father, mother, son, daughter, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, first cousin, nephew, niece, husband, wife, father-in-law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, daughter-in-law, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, stepfather, stepmother, stepson, stepdaughter, stepbrother, stepsister, half-brother, half-sister, grandson, or granddaughter’ will be removed.

“In their place, terms such as ‘parent, child, sibling, parent’s sibling, first cousin, sibling’s child, spouse, parent-in-law, child-in-law, sibling-in-law, stepparent, stepchild, stepsibling, half-sibling, or grandchild’ will be used, instead.”

Inclusivity Gone Amuck

So, this is what the future looks like? This is what it means to be inclusive?

A particular highlight of the new rules is this: “The Office of the Whistleblower Ombudsman, for instance, is renamed in the rules to the ‘Office of the Whistleblower Ombuds.’”

How can you not love this? How creative! How futuristic! How absurd!

The best response was that of the House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy who tweeted, “This is stupid.

“Signed,

“A father, son, and brother.”

Well said. Stupid it is.

A ‘Bolder Agenda’

For others, however, these were bold and commendable reforms. As expressed by Rep. Ilhan Omar (with reference to the entire rules package, in particular, with regard to Medicare), “End of Nov, the Progressive Caucus decided on a set of progressive rules reform priorities: Paygo reform and MTR reform ranked high on that list.

So grateful to Chairman @RepMcGovern for helping us secure these reforms and setting the stage for us to push for bolder agenda.”

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But as easy as it is to poke fun at this ridiculous proposal, it is highly significant when one of our major government institutions wants to remove all gendered language. As the saying goes, this does not end well.

Where Culture is Headed

Looking to Canada as a case in point, the Religious Tolerance website reported that, “The Ontario Court of Appeals issued a decision on 2003-JUN-10 requiring the province of Ontario to provide marriage licenses to, and to register the marriages of, same-sex couples. However, 73 pieces of existing legislation in the province violated this court ruling by referring to wife, husband, widow, widower, and similar sex-related terms. In order to bring the legislation in synchronism with the court decision which legalized SSM [same-sex marriage], each of these laws had to be amended to include gender-neutral language.”

You might say, “So, what’s the big deal. This is just technical, legal language. It hardly affects the person on the street.”

Not so. This reflects both a mindset and a legal logic, and these things reflect where a culture is headed.

Consequently, over time, these things do trickle down, especially in the wake of the wave of transgender activism, where the war on gender-specific language becomes more pitched.

Compelled Speech

That’s why, in 2016, Canada passed Bill C-16, which critics claim was all about compelled speech, specifically with regard to charges of hate speech for failure to comply with transgender preferences.

The most famous critic was Prof. Jordan Peterson who rose to international fame when he said in an October 2016 interview, “If they fine me, I won’t pay it. If they put me in jail, I’ll go on a hunger strike. I’m not doing this. I’m not using the words that other people require me to use. Especially if they’re made up by radical left-wing ideologues.”

Having studied the methods of totalitarian regimes for many years, Peterson drew the line when it came to compelled speech. He knew all that it implied.

Hate Speech and Gender Madness

As to where this kind of legislation can go, in 2019, I spoke face to face with a Canadian man involved in a legal dispute over his daughter’s desire to transition to male. Not only did the court rule that he could not interfere with her getting hormone treatments, but he was forbidden to call his own daughter by her given, female name or to use female pronouns with reference to her, even in private, under penalty of immediate arrest.

And we have recently documented the new “hate speech” laws in Norway.

So, as laughable as the “A-woman” prayer might be, and as absurd as the House’s “gender-inclusive” rules might be, we should take both with complete seriousness and say, “Not on my watch.”

We can be compassionate to people in their struggles without engaging in gender madness.

Dr. Michael Brown (www.askdrbrown.org) is the host of the nationally syndicated Line of Fire radio program. His latest book is Evangelicals at the Crossroads: Will We Pass the Trump Test? Connect with him on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube.

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