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Polite Dog Learns To Wipe Her Mouth After Drinking in Hilarious Video

February 1, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A dog named Mini has left the internet in stitches after a video of her learning how to wipe her mouth after drinking water went viral on social media.

The video, shared on TikTok in November by the dog’s owner under the username Tiny_and_mini, shows the 1-year-old Great Dane drinking water from her bowl and then wiping her mouth with a mat that her owner placed in another bowl, as instructed.

Wiping her mouth after drinking. Making great progress on Day 2. I’m WAY overdue in teaching my Great Danes to do this. If your life is blessed with these magnificent beasts or other SUPER messy drinkers, you know what your floor looks like after each and every drink and wonder if any of the water actually got in their bellies. #greatdanelife #greatdanemoments #greatdanetraining #greatdanesoforangecounty #greatdane #greatdanesoftiktok #training #dogtraining #goodgirl #mommasgirl #fastlearner

In the caption, the dog owner explained: “Wiping her mouth after drinking. Making great progress on Day 2.” She explained she was way overdue in teaching her dogs to do this, as they are “super messy” drinkers.

“You know what your floor looks like after each and every drink and wonder if any of the water actually got in their bellies,” she said.

Great Danes drool more than most other breeds due to their facial composition, according to the Great Dane Care blog. This is because their square jaw and loose lips are not well suited to containing drool, and the folds in the skin allow it to pool and easily run out of the mouth. The worst drooling often occurs immediately after eating, drinking, or exercising.

As tall as 32 inches at the shoulder, Great Danes are taller than most other dogs and when standing on their hind legs, they are taller than most people too! Their coat comes in different colors and patterns, perhaps the best-known is the black-and-white patchwork pattern known as “harlequin.” Despite their sweet nature, they also make great alert home guardians.

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The video first shared in November has since gone viral, receiving over 9 million views and 840,000 likes so far.

One user, Haleigh Louise, commented: “Omg I’m in love with this. thank you so much for the idea! Definitely will be trying this!! Do you have a ‘how to’ video?”

And Butterfly Kiss Crochet said: “That is awesome. I have a Great Dane and he soaks my floor then wipes his face on my pants.”

Another user, Lydelia Moon, wrote: “My sister had a Great Dane once. She taught it to wipe [its] feet before it came inside. It would wipe the fronts [than] the backs.” And Amber said: “This horse is so well-mannered.”

Jess joked: “Whoever said ‘you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink’ was wrong!” And Alana said: “What a fantastic idea!! I have a very sloppy drinker, a Bullmastiff named Sullivan, I need to teach him this lol” Shaylin Luark added: “My floors crying in sweet relief while covered in Great Dane puddles.”

Newsweek reached out to Tiny_and_mini for comment. We could not verify the details of the case.

Do you have funny and adorable videos or pictures of your pet you want to share? Send them to life@newsweek.com with some details about your best friend and they could appear in our Pet of the Week lineup.

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Making His Mom Laugh Made Austin Butler An Actor, ‘Elvis’ Spills In Teary ‘SNL’ Monologue | HuffPost Entertainment

February 1, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

“Tonight, anytime you see me doing a silly voice or making a funny face, that’s for you, Mom,” Austin Butler said to his late mother.

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Detroit Lions: Jamaal Williams had the most hilarious ‘SNF’ intro

January 31, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

One of the fun parts about the Sunday Night Football broadcast each week is that we get to hear players do their little introductions on the first drives of the game.

Most of them usually just say their name, position and where they went to college but every now and then a player will have some fun with it and show off their personality. We’ve seen a bunch of great ones over the years.

Well, now we have a new one to add to that list and it needs to go near the top of the rankings because what Lions RB Jamaal Williams did Sunday night was pretty darn hilarious.

Check this out:

There’s way too much going on here with this Jamaal Williams intro pic.twitter.com/76ihrZzY1y

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) January 9, 2023

Yeah, i have no idea what Williams was talking about there but I do know that I think he seems like a pretty awesome dude. Oh, and he does like to have fun:

This is why we LOVE LIVE TV! @jswaggdaddy Swags on in to predict a @lions win on @FOX2News pic.twitter.com/iAWgXlqS6s

— Jennifer Hammond (@HammerFox2) December 11, 2022

NFL fans loved his SNF intro.

Unapologetically himself and I’m kinda jealous. https://t.co/NVuLvet3kt

— Nathan Wangler (@wangler_nathan) January 9, 2023

It’s like a Key & Peele sketch come to life. https://t.co/cAayI7nzYZ

— Damon Bruce (@DamonBruce) January 9, 2023

— Lik 🃏 (@ClipHolds30) January 9, 2023

My new favorite NFL Player: JAMAL WILLIAMS 😤😤 https://t.co/WDyzUuqkwQ

— Yussef Benelbar (@WhyBenelbar) January 9, 2023

Drug test 1st thing in the morning https://t.co/zClIn39ll5

— Joey Quiroga (@TheRealJoeyQ34) January 9, 2023

Lmao dude too deep into anime https://t.co/FxIdAfNPR2

— Rev. Austin (@Kinglust3r) January 9, 2023

I really want to be friends with @jswaggdaddy watch Naruto and play Pokémon https://t.co/LwAHyULHqv

— Video Games and Chill (@VGandChill) January 9, 2023

😂😂😂😂 @jswaggdaddy 😂😂😂😂
I’m so glad he is who he is, it makes me so happy. https://t.co/vS3XWiTzjd

— Pepper, M.D. (@peppercutsgrass) January 9, 2023

Literally my favorite player not in the jags https://t.co/CNYJaImr5w

He’s awesome https://t.co/v4jPjLyAUJ

— Charlie Parker (@cmparker999) January 9, 2023

I love him lmao https://t.co/hWtZhb2BxA

— Val Dewar (Violenceweight Rankings Steward) (@the3els) January 9, 2023

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25 Poop-Yourself Funny Parenting Tweets

January 31, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Of all the terrible ways to be woken up I think, “mommy, my fart is on the floor,” takes the cake. 😳😂


01:01 PM – 07 Nov 2019


Twitter: @sarabellab123

Parenting little kids is mostly screaming “What the fuck!” in your head, but really saying things like “No thank you, I do not want to hold your booger.”


12:07 PM – 07 Oct 2022


Twitter: @IDontSpeakWhine

me: I just want 2 minutes of privacy in the bathroom

my kid: best I can do is a paleontology lecture


12:33 AM – 28 Jan 2022


Twitter: @deloisivete

You might be a mom if a brazilian wax is considered relaxing because it’s quiet and you get to lie down and close your eyes


04:43 PM – 02 Jan 2023


Twitter: @oneawkwardmom

My husband’s version of helping out with the kids is yelling “COME ON, GUYS!” from the couch.


02:02 PM – 03 Jan 2023


Twitter: @copymama

Parenting is getting yelled at by a smaller version of your spouse.


01:38 PM – 27 Nov 2022


Twitter: @Dadof2crazyboys

I was a terrible mother and told my kids I hate them today. Well what I really said was, please pick your towels up off the floor but apparently it’s the same thing


07:15 PM – 28 Dec 2022


Twitter: @maryfairybobrry

0.154268 seconds. That’s how long my preschooler spends lying on their pillow before proclaiming “it’s too hard to sleep!”


01:12 PM – 30 Dec 2022


Twitter: @kevinthedad

me: you need to eat more fruit

my kids: ok let’s make a smoothie

me:

my kids:

me: not like that


05:02 PM – 04 Jan 2023


Twitter: @deloisivete

My kid: *refuses chicken nuggets and French fries*

Also my kid: *hides behind the couch to eat lotion and diaper cream*


07:18 PM – 03 Jan 2023


Twitter: @laughcrycoffee

Understanding baby/toddler/children’s shoe sizing requires an advanced degree that I do not have.


07:25 PM – 22 Dec 2022


Twitter: @emilyfavreau

“This is not what I meant by sharing” I yell at my kids after catching the fifth cold of the school year


11:40 PM – 05 May 2022


Twitter: @reallifemommy3

I was driving with my son when he asked me about the meaning of a bumper sticker that said, “If you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair” and WTF?! Why wasn’t he looking at his phone like a normal teen?!


12:57 PM – 02 Nov 2022


Twitter: @IDontSpeakWhine

Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year


05:08 PM – 01 Jan 2023


Twitter: @Chhapiness

Don’t wanna brag but today’s only the second day of winter break and my kids are already “so bored” and have “nothing to eat around here” so we’re way ahead of the game.


03:47 PM – 27 Dec 2022


Twitter: @SnarkyMommy78

My parenting style can best be described as “whatever works in the moment”


11:08 PM – 02 Jan 2023


Twitter: @KatieDeal99

[Me before having kids]
ME: I hope my child is absolutely brilliant and goes to Harvard!

[Me after having kids]
ME: I hope my child is exactly smart enough to go to a cheap state school but still smart enough to figure out how to work the meal plan for free food.


02:38 PM – 04 Jan 2023


Twitter: @thedad

Being a toddler must be wild. Imagine thinking your own mother is trying to poison you when they give you a homemade vegetable quesadilla then going and eating the dirt out of a potted plant instead.


11:26 AM – 20 Oct 2022


Twitter: @AnAppleHat

My 4 year old came downstairs and asked me what his stuffed bunny did for a living. Over the next few minutes I guessed farmer, fireman, astronaut and race car driver until my son deadpanned, “he doesn’t have a job because he’s not real,” while glaring at me like I’m an idiot.


03:58 PM – 27 Apr 2020


Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming “WHAT’S THAT” and a driving parent yelling “I CAN’T SEE WHAT YOU’RE POINTING AT” repeat until everyone is crying


08:45 PM – 02 Jan 2023


Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids

Freya’s mum brought her over to our house to give my twins a Christmas gift. Before she drove off she rolled down her window, looked me dead in the eye and said “have fun”. It’s clear. Freya’s mum is the evil mastermind


09:34 PM – 27 Dec 2022


Twitter: @MumInBits

Overheard my 11 y/o daughter record her voicemail greeting: “Hi, you’ve reached my voicemail. When you hear the beep, hang up and send me a text.” This generation gets it.


01:07 PM – 06 Dec 2022


Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

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10+ People Who Captured Beautiful Moments and Managed to Put a Smile on Our Faces

January 31, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

There are many wonderful people in the world who feed off of the satisfaction of seeing someone else happy. Even though we don’t always receive something in return for helping or showing empathy to someone else, what matters is that we are nice and maintain that kindness. Many people have made sacrifices to help those less fortunate than themselves, and we would like to celebrate them with you.

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