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Is This a Joke? One Traitorous GOP Senator Is Working to Undo the Trump Judiciary Wins by Matt Vespa
What are we doing people? I mean, really, what is the GOP doing? They’re about to cave on the debt ceiling. We all know they’re not going to be able to take the pressure. We know they’re going to get rolled on fighting this amnesty provision in the $3.5 trillion reconciliation bill, but it’s fine because the Senate passed a bipartisan $1.2 trillion infrastructure package which is really just an orgy of wasteful spending. And it’s worthless because Speaker Nancy Pelosi already said she’s not going to vote on the bipartisan deal until the left-wing reconciliation bill is passed first. But it’s okay—because the Senate acted as if they’re doing something useful. The mayor of this clown town effort is Mitt Romney who said that this deal was a win for the GOP, but also Biden and the Democrats. So, we’re going to give Biden at least a trillion dollars in new spending amid rising inflation, plus amnesty for millions of illegals. I think we’re going to lose. There’s no way the GOP can win this fight, not after their capitulation on this deal. Nineteen defected to back this $1.2 trillion deal. Get out of here. And now they’re working with Democrats to screw us on the Judiciary.
It was brought up last year, but now it’s been rehashed in all its horror. Meet Sen. Todd Young (R-IN) who is working with Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE) to expand the number of district court judgeships that could potentially be filled by Democratic appointees. Trump was hell on wheels concerning confirming and reshaping the judiciary. Another episode in the GOP snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. What are you doing, Young (via Courthouse News):
House lawmakers introduced a bill Friday that would add 203 new district court judgeships spread over 47 judicial districts – far surpassing the judiciary’s request earlier this year for 77 new seats across 24 districts.
The judiciary’s proposal, made by the 26-member Judicial Conference of the United States in March, was taken up by Senate Democrats, who introduced a bill for 77 new district court seats on Thursday. The bill, sponsored by Republican Senator Todd Young of Indiana, allows the president to fill 39 new seats in 2025 and 38 new seats in 2029.
But the House bill, introduced by Georgia Democrat Hank Johnson, adds far more than the Judicial Conference requested. It would also increase the number of seats immediately.
Johnson, chairman of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Courts, Intellectual Property and the Internet, said that his proposal addresses a “crisis” occurring in courts around the nation. With over 200 new seats, the District Court Judgeships Act of 2021 reverts to the original standard of 400 case filings per judgeship and would relieve overburdened courts.
“Our lower courts, including in Georgia, are understaffed and overwhelmed,” Johnson said in a statement. “It’s causing massive backlogs and delays. This crisis is one that we can solve now – to have a functioning legal system, we must have an adequate number of judgeships.”
Yeah, way to open pandora’s box here. Add this item to the Democrats’ agenda in their ‘long war’ to erase any scintilla of Trumpism from our institutions, especially those that carry lifetime appointments. Biden is already looking into packing the Supreme Court after Trump was able to nominate and confirm three jurists. This effort will undo years of hard work to reshape the judiciary along more conservative lines after nearly a decade of Obama appointments. There’s no getting around that.
The Babylon Bee Vs. The Media — Do They Really Not Get The Joke?
Charlotte’s Web author E.B. White once observed, “Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process.”
As a real-life example of White’s axiom, witness Atlantic reporter Emma Green, who approached a recent interview with the Babylon Bee’s editor-in-chief, Kyle Mann, with scalpel in hand.
Green started with one of the outlet’s most infamous fake headlines: Democrats Call For Flags To Be Flown At Half-Mast To Grieve Death Of Soleimani.
“What,” Green wanted to know, “makes this funny?”
Mann may have had little background in comedy before 2016, when, on a whim, he pitched a joke to a newly-launched Christian satire site, but his wit calls to mind the studied dryness of Bob Newhart or Steven Wright. Speak to him once and you’ll forever read the Bee’s zingers with his deadpan voice in your head.
“It’s funny,’ he replied, “because [Iranian] General Soleimani died and then they called for flags to be flown at half-mast. Get it?”
Green didn’t. “But what makes it funny?” she pressed.
“Do you want me to explain the joke to you?” he countered. “Because the joke is that General Soleimani died and Democrats were sad. If you don’t know why that’s funny, then you’re not the audience for the joke.”
But Green was not to be stymied, and this dynamic played out several more times throughout the interview. She brought up an illustration from Mann and his co-writer Joel Berry’s new book, “The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness.” The image featured a peach-colored stick-figure labeled, “bad;” a gray one tagged, “better;” and a black one deemed, “best.”
“Why do you think that’s funny,” she asked.
Mann’s poker-face still did not break. “It’s because being peach is not good.”
“Riiight.” This time Green hesitated for a moment before evidently deciding she was going to have to guide Mann where she wanted him to go. “But you’re not just talking about that in terms of stick figures, right?” (Lord help this woman if she ever gets ahold of the old Abbot and Costello bit, “Who’s On First.”) “You’re talking about that in terms of how progressives think about a hierarchy of race?”
Mann conceded the point flatly. “Sure.”
“So why is that funny?” Green pushed again.
At last, a frustrated Mann snapped, “I’m not going to sit here and deconstruct and explain every joke to you. We’re taking this ridiculous position in order to mock something — to make fun of this idea that your skin color matters in setting up a hierarchy of the oppressed versus oppressor class. If you really don’t get the joke, I can’t help you.”
If it feels a little tedious to go through this exchange, that, of course, is the point. The tedium of inquest and explanation robs the satire of its power. Except Mann refused to play by the rules. Thus, when Green posted the interview to social media, it became a joke in itself. Bee fans guffawed, sharing screen-shots and quoting excerpts of their favorite parts.
“This Atlantic interview with [Kyle Mann] is almost as funny as a really great [Babylon Bee] piece,” tweeted The Federalist’s political editor.
His colleague Mollie Hemingway posted a recent Bee headline — “Backed-Up Cargo Ships Positioned To Spell Out ‘Let’s Go Brandon’” — alongside the quip, “Does anyone want to explain this one to The Atlantic?”
Finally, someone asked. “Does it count as media consolidation when the BABYLON BEE absofreakin’lutely owns the journo from THE ATLANTIC?”
But listen to a where Green discussed the interview and none of Mann’s deadpan responses colored her understanding of their interaction. Why, she wondered in tones so girlish and guileless you could almost picture her with all the wide-eyed, blinking confusion of a Disney cartoon, are Mann and his team so intent on creating humor that only one side of the aisle finds funny?
“I think there’s something…almost bittersweet about that idea, that there probably isn’t humor — especially humor that gets at all political — that Americans could just set aside their differences and find funny together,” she told the host.
Even in the aftermath, The Atlantic still didn’t seem to get the joke: That the left — in particular the leftist media — turned the sort of late-night, all-purpose political jibes that Americans could enjoy en masse into scolding, agenda-driven attacks. And that forced conservatives to forge their own subculture for amusement. In other words, The Atlantic helped create The Babylon Bee.
That said … Green has been covering faith-based stories for one of the oldest, most elite culture journals in the U.S. for more than seven years. If she really doesn’t understand why the Bee’s headlines make conservative Christians giggle, you have to wonder—is she qualified to be a religion reporter at all?
Personally, I suspect Green probably is qualified for her job and she and her outlet do get the jokes. They just wanted to kill that frog.
Mann, however, is willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. When I speak with him and Berry about their new book, he tells me he believes Green legitimately thinks The Babylon Bee is doing something dishonest or sinister. It just took him a few minutes to figure out what Green was driving at.
“Because I get so many interview requests, it didn’t quite sink in for me who I was talking to until a few questions in,” he recalls. “Then I was like, Oh, OK, I know what you’re trying to do.”
While he won’t lay the responsibility for their contentious exchange at Green’s feet, he does feel that someone at The Atlantic hoped to catch him in a soundbite that would give the impression he was defending racism. “Which is weird,” Mann says, “because that joke with the stick figures is mocking racism on the Left. But I think [The Atlantic] [doesn’t] see it that way. Like they don’t think that is racism.”
Bee managing editor Joel Berry agrees with Mann that Green really doesn’t understand why his outlet’s jokes amuse so many millions of Americans, but he concurs that elite media outlets like The Atlantic helped create the environment that fosters their own blinkered perception.
“I agree with the premise that comedy does have to ring true in order to be funny,” says Berry. But now you’re kind of dealing with two separate truths, two different views of reality. You’ve got half the country reading Fox News and the Daily Wire, and the other half is watching CNN and MSNBC. So there’s a lot about the premises of our jokes that, if you are not familiar with what the right is talking about, it’s going to go over your head.”
As an example of that, he points to the very Soleimani headline Green brought up, about Democrats flying the flag at half-mast to mourn his death.
“You know, we were kind of satirizing the fact that whenever a terrorist or a tyrant around the world dies, the Left eulogizes him with this flowery, affectionate language. For someone in the world of leftist journalism, there’s a kind of a lack of self-awareness there that allowed the joke to go over their heads.”
Berry says he’s as depressed as Green that shared laughter has grown so hard to come by in our nation, but he finds a silver lining in the fact that progressive extremism in the news business, in particular, has led some comedians back to a place where they’re voicing the feelings of the underserved middle.
“Comedians like Dave Chappelle and Bill Maher are bringing some of that common humor back. I think there are a lot of people on the traditional left who would still agree and still laugh at a lot of the jokes that we tell.”
Both Mann and Berry share that there have, in fact, been times when those on the opposite side of the political spectrum do appreciate the Bee’s humor, even if they don’t agree with it. Mann recalls an occasion early last year where actor/comedian Patton Oswalt did the Bee the professional courtesy of acknowledging they’d well and truly burned him.
“We made fun of Oswalt in an article because [during the pandemic] he posted something like, ‘Oh, you guys, you guys want to get out of your houses and go to Fuddruckers,” Mann remembers. “So you know, he was kind of mocking people that wanted to go to their jobs from his mansion or whatever. And we pointed that out. He shared our article and was like, ‘OK, they got me. That was pretty good.’
In fact, what Oswalt said was, “Well sh**. This is a well-deserved slam on a very badly worded tweet of mine from a week back. At least it’s a funny-as-f**k slam. Touché, you magnificent bastards.”
Mann laughs remembering the exchange. “Yeah, I just loved that moment of this comedian who was able to respect the joke even though he’s got a different political point of view. How cool is that, you know?”
And moments like that are the reason the Bee boys say they’re not going to let The Atlantic’s hand-wringing over “Who Would Jesus Mock” dissuade from their purpose, whether the media gets the jokes or not.
“Satire has this prophetic role to play,” Mann says, explaining that he and the rest of his team can point to numerous biblical examples, including Jesus’ descriptions of legalistic, humorless religious leaders as a “brood of vipers” and “white-washed tombs.”
“Jesus used brutal and savage humor where you would be very uncomfortable if you were a fly on the wall for some of his encounters with the Pharisees,” he points out. “That was him just completely throttling the cultural power of his day. So yeah, that was kind of what they tried to do in The Atlantic piece. It was like, ‘Who would Jesus make fun of?’”
In response to that, Mann says it’s not his role to speculate what Jesus would have said to the Black Lives Matter or LGBT movements that hold so much cultural sway the media turns blind eyes when they burn cities and all eyes when a few dozen of them decide to hold a streaming company hostage.
What he does know: “God has given us this tool of satire and humor, and it would be a sin for us not to use it.”
The views expressed in this piece are the author’s own and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.
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Duterte: Jet ski promise just a campaign joke, stupid
President Duterte on the jet ski promise: It takes hours to get there by jet ski. I would pass out in the middle of the ocean. They say the waves there are as big as the ocean. PHOTO/Screenshot from government TV
MANILA, Philippines — President Rodrigo Duterte admitted on Monday that his 2016 pledge to ride a jet ski to the Spratly Islands and plant a Philippine flag there was a “pure campaign joke,” calling those who believed him “stupid.”
“Panahon ‘yan sa kampanya ‘yan. At saka ‘yung biro na ‘yun, ‘yung bravado ko, it was a pure campaign joke at kung naniniwala kayo sa kabila, I would say you are really stupid,” he said in his regular public address on Monday.
(That was during election season. And then there was that joke, my bravado, which was purely political in nature, and if you believe it, I would say you are really stupid.)
He said he had planned to go through with his promise, even ended up buying a second-hand jet ski but found it to be logistically impossible as he said he would run out of gasoline and could be overwhelmed by waves.
“Nagplano ako niyan. Bumili ako ng jet ski, ang kaya ko second hand lang. So nag order ako ng piyesa, hanggang ngayon hindi pa dumating since then. Walang dumating eh wala akong magawa,” he said.
(I planned for that. I bought a second-hand jet ski but the spare parts I have ordered have not yet arrived. I couldn’t do anything.)
“Sige, maghanap ka ng tao dito magpunta ng jet ski. Aabot pa ng ilang oras, I would conk out in the middle of the sea. Sabi nila, ang alon pala diyan, kasinglaki ng dagat,” Duterte added.
(Find someone who will go there by jet ski. It would take hours. I would conk out in the middle of the sea. They said the waves there are as big as the sea.)
He also said that he was discouraged by his fear of drowning because he does not know how to swim in the event the jet ski capsizes due to the massive waves.
“Sabi ko, mahirap ito. Sabihin ko na lang balang araw na inabot ako ng takot. Wala akong magawa. Takot akong mamatay. Alam ba ninyo na hindi ako marunong maglangoy? Eh kung matumba yang yawa na ‘yan, magkakapa kapa na ako. By this time, I would’ve been the late Rodrigo Duterte,” he continued.
(I said, this is difficult. I would say that fear got to me. I couldn’t do anything. I am scared to die. Do you know I cannot swim? What if the jet ski capsizes? By this time, I would’ve been the late Rodrigo Duterte.)
Critics have recalled Duterte’s 2016 promise after calling the Philippines’ victory over China at the Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague is just a “piece of paper” that can be thrown away.
He also claimed he never promised during his campaign that he would retake the West Philippine Sea.
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(Video) Salah corrects Thiago with hilarious quip over position in post-match interview – The Empire of The Kop
Mo Salah reminded his teammate, Thiago Alcantara, that he was a winger after the Spaniard referred to him as a ‘striker’ in their post-match interview.