Euphemisms For Sexual Intercourse: There are hundreds of different code words that people have used throughout the past few centuries to refer to sex. Here are some outlandish word combinations you can use if you want to have some public sex talk without anyone noticing: 1. A bit of crumpet 2. A bit of “How’s yer father?” 3. A bit of the old in-out, in-out 4. Accommodation 5. Act of darkness 6. Adult naptime 7. Afternoon delight 8. Aggressive cuddling 9. Agreeing on stuff 10. Amorous congress 11. Assault with a friendly weapon 12. Attacking the pink fortress 13. Baking the potato 14. Giving one’s arse a salad 15. Bam-bam in the ham 16. Banana in a fruit salad 17. Groping for trout in a peculiar river 18. Having your corn ground 19. Horizontal refreshment 20. Basket-making 21. Batter-dipping the corn dog 22. Beard-splitting 23. Beating guts 24. Bedroom rodeo 25. Being intimate 26. Belly-bumping 27. Bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states 28. Bisecting the triangle 29. Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr 30. Blowing the grounsils 31. Bludgeoning the flaps 32. Bodging 33. Boffing 34. Boinking 35. Bonestorming 36. Boning 37. Boom-boom 38. Boppin’ squiddles 39. Bouncy-bouncy 40. Bow-chick-a-wow-wow 41. Bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house 42. Bruising the beef curtains 43. Buckwilding 44. Bulging the back of the old onion bag 45. Bumping uglies 46. Buttering the biscuit 47. Burping the worm in the mole hole 48. Burying the weasel 49. Bushwacking 50. Buying Frisbees Funny Words For Talking About Sex: Here are some fun words and phrases that you can add to your vocabulary. That way, talking about sex will make you feel cultured instead of crude. 51. Buzzing the Brillo 52. Carnal knowledge 53. Cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket 54. Caulking the tub 55. Cave-diving 56. Charvering 57. Checking the oil 58. Chesterfield rugby 59. Christening the yak 60. Churning butter 61. Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom 62. Clicketing 63. Clunge plunge 64. Commixtion 65. Completing the jigsaw puzzle 66. Corking the onion 67. Crashing the custard truck 68. Creaming the Twinkie 69. Crunching guts 70. Crushing buns 71. Cully-shangying 72. Dancing in the sheets 73. Dancing the goat’s jig 74. Daubing the brush 75. Dickening 76. Digging up the sand crab 77. Dinky-tickling 78. Dipping the crane in the oil well 79. Dipping the stinger in the honey 80. Dipping the wick 81. Disappointing the wife 82. Docking 83. Doddling 84. Doing it 85. Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch 86. Doing the Devil’s dance 87. Doing the dirty deed 88. Doing the dipsy doodle 89. Doing the do 90. Doing the hibbety-dibbety 91. Doing the horizontal greased-weasel tango 92. Doing the mystery dance 93. Doing the nasty 94. Doing the wild thing 95. Doinking 96. Doodle-bopping 97. Doodling 98. Drabbling 99. Driving Miss Daisy 100. Dunking the dingus Hilarious Sex Synonyms: Still haven’t found a phrase that speaks to you? Here are some other outlandish word combinations that refer to sex: 101. Enraging the cave 102. Entangling the lower beards 103. Entering the castle 104. Exploring Punarnia 105. Extreme flirting 106. Feeding the kitty 107. Fenorking 108. Ferking 109. Fettling 110. Fickey-fick 111. Fidgeting the midget in Bridget 112. Filling her out like an application 113. Filling the cream donut 114. Filling the gas tank 115. Fishing for kippers 116. Fixing the clap flap 117. Fletching 118. Flimp-flopping 119. Forbidden polka 120. Four-legged foxtrot 121. Frickle-frackle 122. Frigging 123. Fucking 124. Funny business 125. Furgling 126. Getting a bellyful of marrow 127. Getting busy 128. Getting down 129. Getting it on 130. Getting laid 131. Getting some 132. Getting up in them guts 133. Getting one’s banana peeled 134. Getting one’s bean waxed 135. Getting one’s bone honed 136. Getting one’s canoe shellacked 137. Getting one’s kettle mended 138. Getting one’s Twinkie stinky 139. Getting some stank on the hang down 140. Giving her the beans 141. Giving the dog a bone 142. Going all the way 143. Going balls-deep 144. Going crab fishing in the Dead Sea 145. Going heels-to-Jesus 146. Going in the nappy dugout 147. Going to the grocery store 148. Gland-to-gland combat 149. Glazing the donut 150. Greasing the loaf pan Words That Stand In For ‘Sex’ There are so many different ways to talk about sex. Here are a few more: 151. Grummeting 152. Gutsticking 153. Hanging 20 toes 154. Hanging at the Y 155. Hanky panky 156. Harpooning the salty longshoreman 157. Having relations 158. Having hot pudding for supper 159. Hiding the bishop 160. Tossing a hot dog down the hallway 161. Hitting a home run 162. Hitting the skins 163. Hitting the upvote button 164. Hot beef injection 165. Humpy-squirty 166. Horizontal refreshments 167. Hot yoga 168. Humping 169. Huntching 170. Interior decorating 171. Introducing Charley 172. Intromission 173. Jamming the clam 174. Jerking it where she’s twerking it 175. Jerking off with someone to talk to 176. Jiffy-stiffing 177. Jiggery-pokery 178. Jingle-jangling 179. Jinking 180. Jiving 181. Joint session of Congress 182. Jumping bones 183. Jumping the turnstile 184. Knobbing 185. Knocking boots 186. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 187. Launching the meat missile 188. Laying pipe 189. Loading the clown into the cannon 190. Locking legs and swapping gravy 191. Lust-and-thrust 192. Makin’ bacon 193. Making a magical sandwich 194. Making it 195. Making love 196. Making one’s way downtown 197. Making the beast with two backs 198. Making whoopee 199. Marital congress Strange Sexual Euphemisms: If you don’t want to put traditional limits on your talks about sex, here are some more weird terms you can borrow from the world wide web. 200. Mashing the fat 201. Mattress-dancing 202. Matrimonial polka 203. Midnight jockey ride 204. Mingling limbs 205. Mishing 206. Moistening the Pope 207. Mollocking 208. Monkey business 209. Monster mashing 210. Mort douce 211. Mortar and pestle 212. Moving furniture 213. Myrtling 214. Naffing 215. Nailing 216. Negotiating the forested chasm 217. Nobbling 218. Noddy 219. Nubbing 220. Nugging 221. Nurtling 222. Nut in the gut 223. Nygling 224. Occupying 225. Opening the gates of Mordor 226. Organ grinding 227. Oscillating the unmentionables 228. Paddling up Coochie Creek 229. Palliardizing 230. Pants-off dance-off 231. Parallel parking 232. Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town 233. Parting the pink sea 234. Passing the gravy 235. Patching the hatchet wound 236. Peeling the tree bark 237. Pelvic pinochle 238. Phutzing 239. Pickling the prime meridian 240. Pile-driving 241. Pizzling 242. Planting the parsnip 243. Playing a game of Mr. Wobbly hides his helmet 244. Playing dungeons and dragons 245. Playing hide the cannoli 246. Playing peek-a-boo with your vein cane in the flesh pipe 247. Playing Tetris 248. Playing with the box the kid came in 249. Plonking 250. Plooking Sexual Terms You’ve Never Heard: Think you’ve heard it all by now? Well, you’re wrong! Here are some of the more uncommon terms that refer to sexual intercourse: 251. Plowing through the bean field 252. Plugging 253. Pogo in the shrub 254. Poking squid 255. Pole-varnishing 256. Polishing the porpoise 257. Pondering the unicorn 258. Porking 259. Posting a letter 260. Pounding the paternal piston 261. Pounding the punani pavement 262. Puddle-snuggling 263. Pranging 264. Praying with the knees upwards 265. Pressing dangly parts 266. Pressing the baby button 267. Pressure-washing the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle 268. Prick-scouring 269. Prigging 270. Pronging 271. Pully-hawly 272. Pumping fur 273. Punch-fucking the rosebud 274. Punching the cow 275. Putting condensed milk on the waffle 276. Putting ranch dressing in Hidden Valley 277. Putting the bread in the oven 278. Putting the email in the spam folder 279. Putting the wand in the chamber of secrets 280. Quelching 281. Quimsticking 282. Releasing the Kraken 283. Riding St. George 284. Riding the bolonga pony 285. Riding the Bony Express 286. Rip-‘n’-Dip 287. Roasting the broomstick 288. Rocking ‘n’ rolling 289. Rogering 290. Rolling in the hay 291. Rooting 292. Roughing up the suspect 293. Rubbing the fun bits 294. Rubbing wet spots 295. Rumbusticating 296. Rummaging in the root cellar 297. Rumpling 298. Rumpy-pumpy 299. Rutting 300. Schnoodlypooping Vocabulary Words For Intercourse: If you want to tell your friends that intercourse occurred in a fun, fresh way, here are some more ideas: 301. Scoring 302. Scragging 303. Screwing 304. Scrogging 305. Scromping 306. Scrumping 307. Searching for pocket change 308. Seeing a man about a dog 309. Sending out for sushi 310. Sexual congress 311. Sexy time 312. Shaboinking 313. Shafting 314. Shagging 315. Shaking sheets 316. Shampooing the wookie 317. Sharpening the pencil 318. Sheathing the meat dagger 319. Shocking the monkey 320. Shooting the meat rocket into the sausage wallet 321. Shrimpin’ the Barbie 322. Shtupping 323. Shucking the oyster 324. Sinking the pink 325. Skeet-shooting 326. Skinning the cat 327. Sklooging 328. Slamming the clam 329. Slap and tickle 330. Slapping sloppies 331. Slaying the vadragon 332. Sliming the banana 333. Slippin’ and slidin’ 334. Slophockey 335. Smacking the salmon 336. Smashing buttflaps 337. Smashing pissers 338. Smegging 339. Snabbling 340. Snibbing 341. Snu-snu 342. Souring the kraut 343. Spearing the bearded clam 344. Spelunking the slime cave 345. Splitting the hamster 346. Splooge bathing 347. Splurgin’ the nurge 348. Spray-painting the cervix 349. Squat-jumping in the cucumber patch 350. Squishin’ the gibbly bits Alt Sex Terms: Here are more pithy nicknames from common lexicon, the world wide web, and the occasional historical novel: 351. Sticking it in the slop box 352. Sticking the llama’s head up the lift shaft 353. Stirring guts 354. Stirring the up-skirt yogurt 355. Struggle snuggling 356. Stuffin’ the muffin 357. Stuffing the taco 358. Swanky swirling 359. Sweeping the chimney 360. Switcheling 361. Taking Grandma to Applebee’s 362. Taking ol’ One-Eye to the optometrist 363. Taking the bald-headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest 364. Taking the magic bus to Manchester 365. Taming the strange 366. Tapping ass 367. Testing the humidity 368. Testing the suspension 369. Thumping thighs 370. Thrashing the gash 371. Threading the needle 372. Thrumming 373. Tickling her tummy from the inside 374. Tiffing 375. Tonking 376. Torpedoing the eel 377. Tripping down the mine shaft 378. Tromboning 379. Tube-snake boogie 380. Tubular wedging 381. Tumbling 382. Tunnel patrol 383. Twirling the Dum Dum 384. Two-ball in the middle pocket 385. Two-person push-ups 386. Tying the true lover’s knot 387. Using a telescope to explore the black hole 388. Venerean mirth 389. Venery 390. Violating the prime directive 391. Vulcanizing the whoopee stick 392. Waka-waka 393. Waxing ass 394. Wetting the willy 395. Whitewashing the picket fence 396. Whittling the love branch 397. Wiggling the toothpick 398. One one eye 399. Yiffing 400. Two person Pushups One Word Wonders: If you want to keep things short and sweet, here are single words with considerable meaning: 401. Banging 402. Boinking 403. Zig-Zagging 404. Barneymugging 405. Bandicooting 406. Balling 407. Yentzing 408. Screw 409. Gone 410. Nail 411. Smash 412. Score 413. Shag
Klopp overruled Liverpool staff with Jota in ‘crazy 24 hours’
Jurgen Klopp admits he overruled the advice of Liverpool’s medical staff to include Diogo Jota at Burnley, with the striker enjoying a “crazy 24 hours.” Prior to the trip to Burnley on Boxing Day, Klopp claimed it would be a “surprise” if Jota was passed for inclusion. In the end, the manager pulled a surprise on everyone when the teamsheet was released an hour before kickoff at Turf Moor, with the Portuguese on the bench after a month out. Jota came on to score a vital second late on as Liverpool won 2-0, again emphasising his knack for being in the right place at the right time and, crucially, being able to finish his chances. Speaking to reporters after the game, Klopp revealed that he overruled the club’s medical staff in fielding Jota so soon after his recovery. “We snuck him somehow on the squad list,” he explained in his post-match press conference. “He trained only twice and the medical department wanted to give him extra training still. I said ‘he can have that in Burnley‘. “So he had that tonight and now he can train tomorrow properly, then he will be ready for Newcastle which is really helpful.” Speaking to LFCTV himself, Jota reflected on a “crazy 24 hours” as he learned late that he would be required for the game – and the significance of scoring in front of “special people.” “It was a crazy 24 hours. I was not expecting to be in the squad list, to be honest,” the striker said. “I was already home when I found out I needed to travel back again to join the team, but from that moment on, I just felt I needed to do this. “I had some special people there in the crowd today, my family, they came over for Christmas. “It was great to get the win, score, be back on the pitch and get these three points. I think it was the best Christmas gift for everyone here!” Asked how it affected preparation as he found out his involvement last-minute, Jota replied: “I’m not too sure. “I trained with the team the last couple of days obviously, but I’m ready for this, that’s why we work. “It was just a special feeling to know that I will probably come on today and to be back with a goal is always special.”
Killing Joke guitarist Geordie Walker has died
Reviews Sun, Satan and secret sets: The highlights from Bloodstock 2022 K! slaps on the sunscreen and straps on the camel-pack to dive into the most sizzling metal gathering of the summer… Bloodstock Open Air! The legendary post-punk trailblazer was 64 years old… It is being reported that Killing Joke guitarist Kevin ‘Geordie’ Walker has died after an apparent stroke, aged 64. The news was broken by Martin Atkins, former Killing Joke drummer and with whom Geordie also played in Murder, Inc, who posted on his Instagram, “Geordie Walker has left the building”. No statement from the band has been released at the time of writing. Geordie was one of only two constant members of the legendary British post-punk band, alongside singer Jaz Coleman, whose advert in Melody Maker the guitarist answered in 1979. His riffing style, simple and repetitive, but also enormous sounding and with a world of subtle dynamics within, helped to turn Killing Joke into one of the most important and influential cult bands in the history of rock music. Their music was hugely important in the foundations of industrial music, but can be felt even amongst the biggest bands to emerge after them. Metallica who covered The Wait from their essential self-titled 1980 album, while Nirvana’s Come As You Are riff is eerily close to KJ’s classic Eighties, and whose drummer Dave Grohl would play on their astonishing 2003 album, also self-titled. Lamb Of God, Ghost, Creeper, Paradise Lost, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry and countless more have all saluted the band, often noting Geordie’s unique style. Kerrang! sends our deepest condolences to Geordie’s family, bandmates and friends. Reviews K! slaps on the sunscreen and straps on the camel-pack to dive into the most sizzling metal gathering of the summer… Bloodstock Open Air! News Killing Joke have been added to Bloodstock 2022 as Ronnie James Dio main stage special guests, with more bands announced for the bill too… Features From the filth and fury of the Sex Pistols through the extremity of Discharge to the snot-nosed chaos of Gallows, this is the story of British punk in (almost) chronological order… Features Killing Joke have released their own pie, but is it any good? K!’s own pastry enthusiast Nick Ruskell went to find out… Features From haunted studios to summoning evil spirits, we investigate the supernatural and spooky events encountered by rock stars… News Get your hands on The Joker!, a new collaboration between Jaz Coleman and excellently-named pie shop Piecaramba!. Features To celebrate the greatest night of the year, here are 20 tracks about Halloween proper.
Luton fans sing sick chant about Jarrod Bowen’s Love Island star girlfriend Dani Dyer but West Ham ace has last laugh
LUTON TOWN fans aimed a sick chant at Jarrod Bowen about his Love Island girlfriend Dani Dyer.
But the West Ham star had the last laugh as he netted against the newly-promoted side at Kenilworth Road.
Luton Town fans aimed a sick chant at West Ham star Jarrod Bowen’s partner Dani Dyer[/caption]
Bowen, 26, and Dani, 27, have been together since 2021.
The loved-up pair are parents to twin daughters Star and Summer, who were born in May.
And despite Bowen’s fame as a West Ham and England footballer, Dani is equally popular after winning hit TV show Love Island in 2018.
She is also the daughter of British actor Danny Dyer.
And her relationship with Bowen has spawned a hit chant with West Ham fans.
They can regularly be heard singing, to the tune of Gala’s ‘Freed from Desire’: “Bowen’s on fire, and he’s s******g Dani Dyer.”
However, some Luton fans produced their own twisted version during Friday’s home game against the Hammers.
Sick chants could regularly be heard during the first half saying: “Jarrod Bowen, your girlfriend’s a w***e.”
But it was Bowen who had the last laugh.
That’s because the winger netted the opening goal for West Ham with a well-taken header in the 36th minute.
Bowen celebrated his great strike with teammates.
And he also let the Luton fans know what he thought of their chant, putting his hands to his ears before shushing the jeering Kenilworth crowd.
Dani has made it clear in the past that she has no problem with the West Ham fans’ more cheerful tune about her relationship with Bowen.
And dad Danny admits he’s often one of the first supporters to start singing it.
He said: “I think there’s a bit of romance in it. Think about it, it’s a compliment.
“They’re saying Bowen is on fire which is unreal. And he’s also s******g Dani Dyer.
“So if you think about it, they’re saying it can’t get any better. So there’s a compliment in there.
“Listen, sometimes I start the song off before the other West Ham fans, I’m not even going to lie.”
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Khloe Kardashian posts adorable photos of her daughter True and sister Kim’s daughter Chicago wearing T-shirts celebrating their famous moms: ‘They think this is funny’ | Daily Mail Online
Khloe Kardashian posts adorable photos of her daughter True and sister Kim’s daughter Chicago wearing T-shirts celebrating their famous moms: ‘They think this is funny’
Khloé Kardashian‘s daughter True Thompson and Kim Kardashian‘s daughter Chicago West are besties.
The Good American founder, 39, shared an adorable photo of the cousins, both five-years-old, on Instagram on Friday.
In the photo the girls were wearing screen-printed T-shirts shirts with both Khloé and Kim’s names on the front with a few images of the reality stars printed below.
She captioned the series of three photos: ‘They think this t-shirt thing is funny.’
They may have been grinning because each wore a shirt repping their aunt, rather than their mother. Kim’s daughter Chicago held her hands behind her back to show off the display featuring photos of her aunt Khloé, while True’s shirt included one of her aunt Kim’s iconic Met Gala looks featured front and center.
Cousins: Khloé Kardashian’s daughter True Thompson (R) and Kim Kardashian’s daughter Chicago West (L) are besties, which they demonstrated in new photos Khloé posted showing them wearing shirts celebrating their mothers
The girls stood next to each other in the photos with big smiles on their faces and in one photo have their arms wrapped around each other in a sweet hug.
And it seems the girls may have inherited their love of ironically funny t-shirts from Kim.
Last month, Kim shared a TikTok video in which she trolled her sister Kendall Jenner, 27, by wearing a T-shirt that said Kendall’s Starting 5.
The shirt included images of Devin Booker, Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons, Jordan Clarkson and Kyle Kuzma — with Kendall’s face in the center of it all.
The new snaps of True and Chicago comes after Khloé and Kylie Jenner, 25, had a candid chat about beauty standards on this week’s episode of The Kardashians.
Khloé said she had ‘the most confidence’ when she was a kid and ‘chubby and in a skintight bodycon dress and you couldn’t tell me otherwise. Society gave me insecurities.’
She added in a confessional: ‘I’ve been torn apart the minute that I’ve gone on TV. I didn’t look like my sisters, so therefore, it’s not good enough.
‘And then when I started, whatever, changing my look, you get better makeup, you do fillers, you do whatever, I had a nose job, and there’s still people constantly bullying you,’ she continued.
‘It’s like, so which one is it? You didn’t like me then? You don’t like me… like I… you have to do things for yourself,’ she concluded.
Hug: The girls stand next to each other in the photos with big smiles on their faces and in one photo have their arms wrapped around each other in a sweet hug
Besties: ‘They think this T-shirt thing is funny,’ Khloé wrote, possibly because they each had on a shirt for their aunts, rather than their mothers
Sisters: Kim and Khloe have six kids between them with North West, 10, as the oldest and Tatum Thompson, one, as the youngest
In a later confessional the mom of two elaborated on her earlier thoughts.
‘We’re still growing up in front of the camera, for better or worse, regardless of how old we are,’ she added.
‘We’re still growing and evolving, and I think it’s unfair to have so much pressure put on people. I think we’re all just trying to do our best we can.’
Later in the episode, she told her sisters: ‘Like I definitely don’t want our kids to have those insecurities but I do my best at home.’