Home is where the humor is. Blake Lively had a hilarious response to her husband, Ryan Reynolds, wondering where she was during the 2024 Super Bowl. “Honey I’m home,” the “Gossip Girl” star wrote on her Instagram Story late Monday after returning to the couple’s New York City apartment from Las Vegas, where she had cheered on the Kansas City Chiefs with Taylor Swift. Alongside a photo of herself standing next to a TV showing Reynolds, 47, in the new “Deadpool & Wolverine” trailer, Lively, 36, added, “My day was good. Yours?” The actress’ post came one day after the “Proposal” star posed next to the same TV at their house and jokingly asked his Instagram followers, “Has everyone seen the #Deadpool trailer? Also has anyone seen my wife?” Anyone who tuned in to Sunday’s big game between the Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers knew Lively was in attendance, as the cameras flashed to Swift’s star-studded suite at Allegiant Stadium multiple times. Follow Page Six’s coverage of Super Bowl 2024 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce kiss after Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl win Shirtless Usher brings out Alicia Keys, Ludacris, more special guests during halftime show Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dating timeline Beyoncé announces new country album, drops two songs during Super Bowl Patrick and Brittany Mahomes’ relationship timeline The “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” star stunned in a red tracksuit and a cropped white tank top, accessorizing with nearly half a million dollars worth of jewelry. Lively was later captured celebrating with Swift, 34, as the pop superstar’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce, won his third Super Bowl ring. The Chiefs secured their victory over the 49ers with a score of 25-22 in a nail-biting overtime period. Later Sunday night, Lively attended Kelce’s afterparty, where the tight end, 34, and Swift were spotted kissing and dancing together. While Lively was out celebrating until early Monday morning in classic Serena van Der Woodsen style, Reynolds’ Instagram post about her whereabouts went viral, garnering more than 3.5 million “likes.” “She’s TSwift’s wife tonight, bud,” one fan commented. Even the official Instagram account for HomeGoods chimed in, writing, “hey Ryan, looks like she’s having a girls night out, hope this helps.” Later on, Reynolds shared a snap on his Instagram Story of Lively’s arm at the game, covered in bangle bracelets and featuring a Deadpool charm, writing, “Found my wife.”
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Ten Hag gives verdict on Douglas Luiz celebration as Man Utd have last laugh
Erik ten Hag said Douglas Luiz’s goal celebration ‘may have fuelled’ Manchester United’s late winner. The Brazilian shimmied in front of the Holte End after he equalised Rasmus Hojlund’s early strike. But it appeared that some of the Dutchman’s players took offence after Scott McTominay thundered home a late header to seal a 2-1 victory. Raphael Varane had to be stopped from approaching Luiz by referee Robert Jones in the aftermath of the visitors’ own celebrations. Ten Hag said: “I don’t have an opinion on it. I haven’t spoken to the players. It may have fuelised (fuelled) the players. I don’t know. “We have to think about our game. Not about the opposition. We always want to control the game and dictate it. That should be our approach.” It didn’t stop heavy reaction on social media afterwards with former Manchester United great Rio Ferdinand posting several laughing emojis on Twitter with the caption: ‘U ok @dgoficial,’ with a picture of Villa’s midfielder celebrating the goal underneath. The Red Devils managed to get their own revenge on the Brazilian as they broke Villa hearts late on. McTominay, brought on as a substitute, powered home a header four minutes from time as the Red Devils closed the gap on fourth-placed Spurs. Defeat against Unai Emery’s men would have left them with 11 points to make up to the Champions League spots – but now the difference is just six. That goal should make the rest of the squad ‘believe’ for the remainder of the campaign, according to Ten Hag. Who was Man United’s man-of-the-match vs Aston Villa? Share your thoughts in the comments below The Dutchman added: “I think we can beat any opponent – away or at home. We have to believe it more away from home. We could have won at Arsenal, at Liverpool – it’s about belief. This team believed it could win this game.” Ten Hag also saluted matchwinner McTominay who jumped off the bench to meet Diogo Dalot’s right-wing cross in the dying stages. He said: “Scott is great – he can score many goals – he’s done it this season and last season as well. “He’s now an example for many others. Not many players can bring this to every minute of a game. He is always contributing. He’s doing the right things, giving the max. He’s ready for one minute and ready for 90. It’s great to have such a player.” TNT Sports gives you access to games across the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League, Serie A and many more. You can also watch the biggest clashes in boxing, UFC, WWE and the get exclusive action from MLB all for one payment every month. You can watch TNT Sports through BT, EE, Sky, and Virgin Media. This triumph was Manchester United’s fourth in a row – the first time they have recorded such a run this season. On his team’s current form, Ten Hag said: “This was massive for us. The aim was to get closer. That was our target and we’ve done it. It was such an open game – like a tennis match – it could have gone either way but we found the mentality and character to win.” Villa boss Unai Emery said: “I’m proud of our work. Everything we planned we did on the pitch. We deserved more. We had the opportunity to put a big gap between us and them. We created more than them. Their keeper was fantastic. “We weren’t clinical. They were. It’s one of the best matches we have played since I arrived at the club. How we played today is what I want.” Join our new WhatsApp community and receive your daily dose of Mirror Football content. We also treat our community members to special offers, promotions, and adverts from us and our partners. If you don’t like our community, you can check out any time you like. If you’re curious, you can read our Privacy Notice.
Onana has last laugh after Man Utd mockery with starring role in Aston Villa win
When Scott McTominay met Diogo Dalot’s cross with the meatiest of winning headers, Andre Onana resisted the temptation to dance. A short while before what is becoming a typically decisive intervention from McTominay, a smiling Douglas Luiz teased Onana with some sort of shoulder shimmy after finally turning a torrent of Aston Villa pressure into an equaliser. But as the supporters in the Holte End who had barracked him throughout a compelling second half found out at the final whistle, it was Onana who had the last laugh. There was no shortage of significant contributions to this highly unlikely Manchester United triumph. Dalot was impressive throughout, Harry Maguire’s renaissance has resumed after his injury break and, of course, McTominay produced the dramatic final blow. It also helped Erik ten Hag’s side that Ollie Watkins was unusually hesitant in the penalty area and he was not the only villain when it came to wastefulness in front of United’s goal. But, for all its customary eccentricity, there should be no denying the importance of Onana’s performance. After all, he has had enough stick this season. He is an entertaining watch, that is for sure – blending acrobatics with some unconvincing methods of clearing his lines – but there are distinct signs he is settling into one of football’s most scrutinised roles. Ten Hag’s unwavering faith in him might yet be proven to be well-placed. In front of him, Maguire was the vintage of a couple of years ago. His return to leadership form is one of the feel-good stories of United’s season, this performance reminding Ten Hag of his value in both penalty areas. HAVE YOUR SAY! Who was man of the match as Manchester United beat Aston Villa? Comment below. It might be an old-fashioned quality but his aerial strength is a key part of United’s defensive and offensive armoury. Maguire’s assist for the opener might have looked fairly basic but few players are capable of controlling the sort of header he put into the path of Rasmus Hojlund. While Watkins was culpable for keeping Hojlund onside, the goal was a reward for a bright United start, notable for the directness of Marcus Rashford, in particular. The setback did stir Emery’s side but they went into the break in arrears because of Onana’s indisputable agility, Watkins’ surprisingly poor finishing and Maguire’s physicality in his own danger zone. When Villa did get in behind Maguire and Raphael Varane – which was quite regularly, to be fair – Onana usually got in the way, not that he knew much about the save early in the second half when Watkins flicked a gilt-edged chance straight at the United keeper. And that fortunate escape pretty much summed up proceedings, United benefiting from Villa’s surprising lack of composure while always looking modestly threatening on the counter-attack. TNT Sports gives you access to games across the Premier League, Champions League, Europa League, Serie A and many more. You can also watch the biggest clashes in boxing, UFC, WWE and the get exclusive action from MLB all for one payment every month. You can watch TNT Sports through BT, EE, Sky, and Virgin Media. The sheer weight of Villa opportunities meant the Luiz equaliser – cleverly turned home from a few yards after United failed to deal adequately with yet another corner – was no surprise but there was always a suspicion Unai Emery’s team might be made to pay for their profligacy. And so it proved four minutes from the end of regulation time when Kobbie Mainoo cleverly found Dalot and his superb centre was given the emphatic finish it deserved by McTominay. Onana did not dance … but you would not have blamed him if he had. Join our new WhatsApp community and receive your daily dose of Mirror Football content. We also treat our community members to special offers, promotions, and adverts from us and our partners. If you don’t like our community, you can check out any time you like. If you’re curious, you can read our Privacy Notice.
America Is Becoming a Joke
The United States just lost an F-35 as part of its campaign to reduce itself from the greatest superpower in human history to a pitiful punchline. Ah, the magic of leftism – only it can make a great country like America ridiculous. From an inability to find its fighters to an unwillingness to defend its borders or prosecute criminals – with the exception of conservatives framed for the crime of conservativing – our country has become the Three Stooges without the dignity.
The first question that arises from the mystery jet is not what happened – we can safely assume it was some manner of gross incompetence – but what the plane’s pronouns were. We had the spectacle of the Marine Corps high command dragging itself away from one of its drag shows to ask regular folks if they could pretty please give the jarheads a hand finding their wayward fighter. They couldn’t even spin this fiasco effectively and brag about how their not being able to detect the $100 million aircraft just goes to show how darn good our stealth tech is. No, instead it was just exactly what it sounded like. We can’t keep track of our jets. The only ones happy about it had to be the Navy, since this was a welcome respite from the mockery it earned smashing its destroyers into other boats. Our Army – with its colonels running sex kennels – used to recruit with slogans like “Be All You Can Be,” and now it would probably be better off with “We Suck Less Than That Other Service That Lost The Jet.”
Over on Capitol Hill, where the People’s House that you get sent to jail for peopling inside is located, we have the Republican Charlie Browns once again teeing up to kick the football held by the Democrat Lucys. Yeah, this time will be different! The GOP has only had the better part of a year to get ready for this debt ceiling thing and to plot out a course of action to get some concessions. But have they? Ha! Why win when you can lose?
And on the Senate side, our minority leader keeps freezing up like a Windows blue screen as everyone explains how it is perfectly normal for McConnell to stand there rebooting every time someone puts a mic in his mug. And, of course, there’s Chumley the Congressman insisting that the august institution conform to his desire to dress like a guy playing $2 blackjack hands at Circus Circus on a Monday morning.
We have a president who sounds both like English is his second language and that he’s gotten into the cooking sherry. We have a vice president who, if not for fractured cliches and bizarre cackling, would not be speaking at all. Biden takes the short stairs to get up to the short bus, which is what Air Force One now is. Hey, at least they haven’t lost it. Yet.
Their administration just addressed high gas prices by banning domestic oil leases, perhaps part of an innovative strategy to make gas cheaper by making less of it. It just paid the Iranians $6 billion, which could never ever blowback on us. It has even managed to irritate a core Dem constituency – blue city scumbags – by throwing open the borders to every Third World transient who can pay off the cartel for a ticket north. And it has decided that the very best way to protect Our Democracy is to charge the alleged president’s number one political opponent with crimes that literally no one has ever charged anyone with before. The only good news is that he can’t turn the military on the normal people who are sick of this nonsense since, assuming they even find their planes, our new woke pilots can’t fly them because they are all dressed up like Ethel Merman.
We used to at least have some moral leverage with the rest of the planet, but that’s been squandered. It’s bad when you are being called “a banana republic” by literal banana republics. It’s pretty hard to explain to some potentate how the apparent hypocrisy of calling for democracy even as you lock up anyone on the other side attempting to participate in said democracy is not actually hypocrisy since Donald Trump is like Hitler, only a million times worse. Heck, just look at how mean those tweets are!
And the GOP primary is hardly a source of pride. We have Tim Scott bragging about how he has a hot girlfriend at another school. We have Mike Pence talking abut how we need to ban dancing no matter how much Kevin Bacon wants to boogie. And we have Chris Christie who’s just plain fat. What we need is a debate with Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis and maybe Nikki and/or Vivek, but instead we’ll have to waste time listening to Doofus Murgatroyd IV ramble on about his plan for redefining the paradigm for America because the Ronna set the debate criteria lower than the cut of Lauren Boebert’s “Beetlejuice the Musical” dress.
Oh yeah, that’s another atrocity. America now has “Beetlejuice the Musical.”
Is it too much to ask for everything not suck? It was not that long ago that we had the greatest country on earth. The only reason we might still hold that title is because foreigners somehow manage to be even worse. But foreigners are not our problem, at least not until they get to Juarez and walk over the border. Americans are the problem. Americans did this to America.
Here’s the sad reality. The country you grew up loving is no longer a potent powerhouse. It’s a pitiful punchline, and this joke isn’t funny anymore.
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