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Russian minister’s claim Ukraine war ‘launched against us’ met with laughter | Russia | The Guardian

June 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Comments by Russia’s foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, were met with laughter at an international conference in India, when he said that the Ukraine war had been “launched against” his home country.

Speaking at the Raisina Dialogue, a politics and economics event in Delhi, Lavrov also claimed that Russia was trying to stop the war.

“The war, which we are trying to stop, which was launched against us using Ukrainian people, of course, influenced the policy of Russia, including energy policy,” he said, briefly stumbling over his words as people in the audience laughed.

Referring to the explosions that damaged the Nord Stream pipeline in the Baltic Sea in September, Lavrov continued: “And the blunt way to describe what changed: we would not any more rely on any partners in the west. We would not allow them to blow the pipelines again.”

Contrary to Lavrov’s claim, the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, launched an invasion of Ukraine on 24 February last year, in what he called a “special military operation”.

The audience did not laugh at everything Lavrov had to say, however. Asked about the “double standard” of western military intervention, the audience applauded his response.

“Have you been interested in these years in what is going on in Iraq, what is going on in Afghanistan? Have you been asking the United States and Nato whether they are certain of what they are doing?” he asked.

The Raisina Dialogue conference comes after a meeting of G20 foreign ministers in Delhi, during which the US secretary of state, Antony Blinken, told Lavrov that the US would not back down in its support for Ukraine.

India, which has longstanding economic and military links to Russia, has remained neutral on the topic of the Ukraine war.

It has abstained from voting in UN resolutions condemning Russia’s invasion and has increased its imports of Russian oil after the introduction of western sanctions against Moscow.

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“Ugly” Rescue Husky With Crooked Smile Finds A Family Who Loves Him

June 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The shelter is no place for a pup to live, but many dogs end up spending months or even years locked in their kennels as people pass them up for “cuter” dogs or young puppies.

A sweet husky named Harvey found himself in that position after he was brought into the San Diego Department of Animal Services Shelter in September of 2022.

Photo: TikTok/@harveyhuskypup

While huskies are a popular and often desired breed, they do require a lot of care and attention to keep up with their energy. Beyond that, Harvey had a practically unique situation.

According to USA Today, the poor husky had a facial deformity that caused his smile to be crooked.

Photo: TikTok/@harveyhuskypup

It’s believed the deformity was caused by a bite to his jaw when he was only a puppy. It’s not something Harvey could help, but many people couldn’t look past his crooked and goofy smile.

That is, however, until a woman from Seattle named Sherry Lankston stumbled upon his photo.

I’ve got a one in a million smile! it helped me find my #foreverhome do you know a pet that needs to be adopted? please duet or stitch! let get you some attention, too #dogsoftiktok #adopteddog #husky #harveythehusky #seattle ♬ Funny Music – Background Music for Videos

On Facebook, Sherry explained that Harvey “hadn’t been chosen by ANY shelter visitors for a meet & greet for the entire 6months that he was there… until a wonderful woman at the shelter (Joy) shared his story” on social media.

Thanks to the social media post, Sherry decided that Harvey was the dog for her and she made the 1,300 trip one-way to meet him!

Photo: Facebook/Sherry Lankston

Sherry ended up driving a total of 2,600 miles to adopt Harvey – a special adoption for a special dog.

While he spent months being overlooked, Sherry couldn’t help but fall in love with his unique and adorable face.

how it started!

♬ original sound – Harvey the Husky

You can keep up with Harvey on TikTok, .

The post “Ugly” Rescue Husky With Crooked Smile Finds A Family Who Loves Him appeared first on The Animal Rescue Site News.

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Bruce Willis, 68, flashes a smile riding on Splash Mountain at Disneyland…amid dementia battle | Daily Mail Online

June 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Bruce Willis flashed a cheerful smile, much to the delight of fans, as he enjoyed a ride on Splash Mountain during a trip to Disneyland in a new Instagram video shared by wife, Emma Heming, on Thursday. 

The Die Hard star, 68, who has been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia following his retirement from acting, was not only joined by his wife to the amusement park, but also his children. 

In the clip shared by Heming, 44, she could be seen filming with her smartphone while seated on the log ride with husband, Bruce, and their daughter, Mabel, 11, directly behind. 

‘Here we go!’ she yelled out, while the former Hollywood actor placed his left arm protectively in front of his daughter before splashing down. ‘Smile,’ he said, with the clip cutting to after the fall. 

Bruce let out a laugh and wiped a few droplets away from his face, and sweetly told Mabel, ‘You gotta watch out, I think we are gonna go again.’  

Having a blast! Bruce Willis, 68, flashed a cheerful smile, much to the delight of fans, as he enjoyed a ride on Splash Mountain during a trip to Disneyland in a new Instagram video shared by wife, Emma Heming, 44, on Thursday

Fun day! The Die Hard star, who has been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia following his retirement from acting, was not only joined by his wife to the amusement park, but also his children

Although it is unclear when the video was exactly taken, Emma also uploaded a photo of Bruce’s three daughters whom he shares with ex-wife Demi Moore: Rumer, 34, Scout, 31, and Tallulah, 29, who jumped on the ride as well. 

She had the chance to enjoy Splash Mountain multiple times, such as going on with daughter, Mabel, and Evelyn, nine, whom she welcomed with Willis after tying the knot in 2009. 

Lastly, the model shared a short reel in the slideshow post that was taken from a far distance as she went down the steep drop on the ride. 

In the caption, Heming penned, ‘You bet this family will be back for more fun and laughs when you reopen as Tiana Bayou! Thanks for all the memories Splash Mountain.’ 

The iconic ride officially closed on May 31 and will turn into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, based on the Disney classic, The Princess And The Frog, with a reopening date set for 2024, according to People.   

Social media users flocked to the comment section to share their support and joy to see The Sixth Sense star having a blast and smiling with his family. 

One typed, ‘I love how he’s protecting her with his arm! Dad instincts, so sweet,’ while another wrote, ‘To see Bruce and his family happy is the best.’ 

A follower applauded Emma by adding, ‘Good job Mrs Willis you are in control of Bruce’s dementia. It takes fun times and lots of work. I controlled my husbands Dementia/Alztimers for 18 years.’

Making memories: Bruce let out a laugh and wiped a few droplets away from his face, and sweetly told Mabel, ‘You gotta watch out, I think we are gonna go again’

Family time: In the caption, Heming penned, ‘You bet this family will be back for more fun and laughs when you reopen as Tiana Bayou! Thanks for all the memories Splash Mountain’ 

Farewell Splash Mountain: The iconic ride officially closed on May 31 and will turn into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, based on the Disney classic, The Princess And The Frog, with a reopening date set for 2024, according to People

‘Just keeping him going traveling, fun places, eating out and talking to him all day. Stimulating his brain. Helping him remember. Children are so beautiful and you are too!’ the fan concluded.  

One follower commented on the importance of family, penning, ‘Love and Family is reason we hope, the reason we keep believing and the reason we keep pushing forward. and blessings to your family.’ 

Earlier this year in February, Bruce’s family issued a statement on Instagram to reveal his specific diagnosis of frontotemporal dementia (FTD). 

According to the Alzheimer’s Association, ‘The nerve cell damage caused by frontotemporal dementia leads to loss of function in these brain regions, which variably cause deterioration in behavior, personality and/or difficulty with producing or comprehending language.’ 

Late last month in May, Emma also jumped to Instagram to reveal that Wave Life Sciences had ended a clinical trial that aimed to find a treatment for FTD. 

‘Yesterday I read that Wave Life Sciences ended their clinical trial that could potentially treat frontotemporal dementia (FTD) and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS.),’ she wrote. 

Although the entrepreneur admitted that the news felt like a ‘gut punch’ she added that she is always looking for ‘silver linings.’ 

‘So I want to say thank you to Wave Life Sciences also to Alzheimer’s Drug Discovery Foundation and AFTD who played an active role through the Treat FTD Fund program.’ 

Let’s go! Emma also uploaded a photo of Bruce’s three daughters whom he shares with ex-wife Demi Moore: Rumer, 34, Scout, 31, and Tallulah, 29, who jumped on the ride as well

Loving support: Social media users flocked to the comment section to share their support and joy to see The Sixth Sense star having a blast and smiling with his family

Happy: One typed, ‘I love how he’s protecting her with his arm! Dad instincts, so sweet,’ while another wrote, ‘To see Bruce and his family happy is the best’ 

‘Please keep that momentum going, build on the learnings/findings and don’t give up on this loving community,’ and positively emphasized that, ‘Our family will continue to keep the faith and never lose hope.’ 

Bruce’s daughter, Tallulah, shared a moving piece that was published in Vogue on May 31 that touched on her father’s dementia. 

Although her family initially announced in 2022 that Willis was diagnosed with aphasia before revealing he has FTD, the actress admitted, ‘But I’ve known that something was wrong for a long time.’ 

‘It started out with a kind of vague unresponsiveness, which the family chalked up to Hollywood hearing loss: “Speak up! Die Hard messed with dad’s ears!” Later that unresponsiveness broadened, and I sometimes took it personally,’ she revealed. 

‘He had had two babies with my stepmother, Emma Heming Willis, and I thought he’d lost interest in me,’ but added that it, ‘couldn’t have been further from the truth…’ 

Sharing the love: Other fans applauded Emma for her hard work to keep Bruce happy while another commented on the importance of family 

Search for a cure: Late last month in May, Emma also jumped to Instagram to reveal that Wave Life Sciences had ended a clinical trial that aimed to find a treatment for FTD

The star added, ‘I admit that I have met Bruce’s decline in recent years with a share of avoidance and denial that I’m not proud of. The truth is that I was too sick myself to handle it,’ and explained she had suffered from the eating disorder known as anorexia nervosa. 

‘Recovery is probably lifelong, but I now have the tools to be present in all facets of my life, and especially in my relationship with my dad. I can bring him an energy that’s bright and sunny, no matter where I’ve been,’ Tallulah wrote. 

The star explained that now, ‘I can savor that time, hold my dad’s hand, and feel that it’s wonderful,’ while also stating ‘that this is the beginning of grief, but that whole thing about loving yourself before you can love somebody else—it’s real.’ 

She continued, ‘These days, my dad can be reliably found on the first floor of the house, somewhere in the big open plan of the kitchen-dining-living room, or in his office.’ 

‘Thankfully, dementia has not affected his mobility,’ and added, ‘He still knows who I am and lights up when I enter the room.’ 

Opening up: Bruce’s daughter, Tallulah, shared a moving piece that was published in Vogue on May 31 that touched on her father’s dementia

Kind words: Bruce has not only seen love from loved ones and fans, but also fellow actors, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, who called the retired actor ‘fantastic’; the two seen in 1994 in Las Vegas 

Bruce has not only seen support from loved ones and fans, but also fellow actors, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

During an interview with CinemaBlend earlier this week to promote his latest project titled, Fubar, The Terminator star shed his thoughts on Willis’ retirement. ‘I think that he’s fantastic.’ 

‘He was, always for years and years, is a huge, huge star. And I think that he will always be remembered as a great, great star. And a kind man.’

‘I understand that under his circumstances, health-wise, that he had to retire. But in general, you know, we never really retire. Action heroes, they reload.’ Schwarzenegger and Bruce both notably starred in The Expendables together, which was directed by Sylvester Stallone. 

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Jamie Carragher trolls Gary Neville with hilarious selfie as Manchester United’s ‘appalling defending’ slammed as Liverpool get record-breaking 7-0 win

June 5, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Gary Neville was left fuming by Manchester United’s defending at Liverpool – and Jamie Carragher absolutely loved it.

The Red Devils made a bright start at Anfield but fell behind somewhat against the run of play through Cody Gakpo’s curling effort.

Gakpo scored twice against United
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But the wheels came off Erik ten Hag’s men after the break as they shipped another SIX goals to suffer a 7-0 humiliation against their rivals.

United simply could not handle a red-hot start to the half by Liverpool when Darwin Nunez doubled the lead in the 47th minute.

A litany of errors at the back allowed Harvey Elliott to fire across David de Gea, where Nunez nodded home to score his seventh Premier League goal.

And just moments later, the Reds had another when Mohamed Salah darted through on goal from a counter-attack and bamboozled Lisandro Martinez to the extent that the World Cup fell to floor in a dizzy mess.

Salah then slipped in Gakpo, who raced towards De Gea before popping the ball over the Spaniard to make it 3-0 in the 52 minute of the match.

Sitting next to a gleaming Jamie Carragher, Neville was left furious on Sky Sports commentary.

He said: “This is a mess! Shaw’s initial pass isn’t good enough.

Liverpool steamrolled United after the break
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Nunez grabbed a quick goal after the break
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“They should all do better. From a defensive point of view, the two goals conceded are absolutely appalling.”

Salah would go on to grab a goal of his own after yet more shoddy defending – United conceding seconds after they had a corner.

The ball was sprayed out to Nunez, who despite a block from Scott McTominay, managed to squeeze it to Salah.

And whilst turning on the spot, the Egypt international lashed the ball past De Gea before he could even react to make it a cruising victory.

Nunez scored twice against United
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Astonishingly, there was more to come when Nunez grabbed is second of the match, glancing a Jordan Henderson cross past the Red Devils keeper to make it five.

Salah then got his second of the match before substitute Roberto Firmino slid in their seventh and seal a record-breaking win over the Red Devils.

And Carragher couldn’t resist poking fun at his Sky Sports colleague, tweeting this hilarious selfie during the match.

pic.twitter.com/puDWlEZRbP

— Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) March 5, 2023

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Ambani’s Rolls Royce goes to a Hindustan Petroleum bunk for filling air: Hilarious comments follow

June 5, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Ambanis family is currently the richest in the country and they also have a large and expensive collection of cars and SUVs in their garage. They have so many cars in their collection that Antilia is said to have 6 floors dedicated only to car parking. The parking can accommodate around 168 vehicles in it. We have often seen these expensive and exotic cars owned by the Ambani family on the road. In most cases, these cars are accompanied by a large convoy of security vehicles. Here we have a set of images that are different from the ones that we have seen so far. In these images, Ambanis Rolls Royce Ghost is seen filling the air at a petrol bunk.

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The images have been shared by on their Instagram profile. The image shows a Rolls Royce Ghost luxury sedan that belongs to Ambanis at a petrol bunk in Mumbai. The car is getting air filled in the tyres. After the images went public, close to 6,900 people liked the images and many of them commented below the post. Some of these comments are actually hilarious. Many of them actually sounded surprised to see a car from Ambanis garage at a petrol bunk. That too to fill air in the tyres. Most of them were under the impression that Ambanis might have set up a garage inside Antilia for fixing such small things.

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Another thing that people noticed in the picture was that the car was filling air from an HP petrol pump and not at the Reliance petrol pump. It looks like people also thought that these cars used to get air and fuel filled from a Reliance pump only. In the comment section we came across witty comments and here are some of them.

One of the Instagram user said, “Reliance ke petrol pump par free mein hawa bharke dete” (Reliance petrol pump would have filled air for free).

Another user said, “8 crores ki gaadi mein free hawa aur hum KTM mein nitrogen barate hain” (they are filling free air in car worth over Rs 8 crore and we fill Nitrogen in our KTM bikes).

Another comment said, “I thought they have their personal repair Shop in Antilia“, “Instead of Reliance petrol pump they are filling it in HP petrol pump“. One of them even said, “Good to know that 4 crore car and 10 lakh car run on same air“. One of them even suggested Ambanis to install a tyre inflation unit at home so that they can check the tyre air pressure on all their vehicles at home.

Most of them who commented on the post were actually surprised to see the car at a place that no one expected. We have not seen many videos or images of cars owned by Ambani family being driven into a petrol pump. That too not a Reliance one. The Rolls Royce Ghost is only one of the multiple Rolls Royce cars in Jio Garage. They also have at least 4 Rolls Royce Cullinan luxury SUVs in their garage.

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The post Ambani’s Rolls Royce goes to a Hindustan Petroleum bunk for filling air: Hilarious comments follow first appeared on Cartoq.

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