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Jamie Redknapp’s Sky Sports colleagues try not to laugh as Manchester United fans sing brutal x-rated chant

November 19, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Jamie Redknapp was serenaded with X-rated chants by Manchester United fans – much to the amusement of his Sky Sports colleagues.

The former Liverpool skipper was jokingly targeted by the Red Devils faithful during the half-time analysis of their 4-1 win over Chelsea on Thursday night.

Redknapp was targeted by United fans as they chanted he is a ‘w*****’
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Redknapp took it on the chin, as he and his colleagues were reduced to laughter
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As Sky returned from a commercial break, fans could be heard singing: “Jamie Redknapp is a w*****, is a w*****.”

It was all in good jest, with the ex-Reds midfielder seen chuckling on the sidelines.

And his colleagues also failed in trying to hide their laughter, as host Kelly Cates grinned as she delivered a piece to camera.

Chelsea cult hero Jimmy Floyd-Hasselbaink could also be seen laughing, while United Women’s goalkeeper Mary Earps also cracked out a smile.

Social media was loving the crude chant, as one Twitter user said: “This absolutely cracked me up.”

Another commented: “Jamie Redknapp getting called a w***** on live telly has made my night!”

A third added: “Trying to laugh it off but he’s quaking in his Sketchers.”

Meanwhile this fan simply stated: “He took it pretty well to be fair.”

Redknapp looked to get his own back to United’s fans after the match as he commented on Casemiro’s no-look pass to help set up Anthony Martial’s goal.

He referred to it as a ‘Robert Firmino pass’ in reference to the Liverpool forward, which led Cates to say: “They won’t like that here.”

Responding, Redknapp said: “I don’t care, I’ve taken enough stick tonight.”

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“Happy Birthday To My Angel” Femi Otedola’s Hilarious Plea to the Almighty on DJ Cuppy’s Birthday Sparks Social Media Frenzy

November 19, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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$250,000 Dealer Markup on 2023 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170 Is Such a Joke

November 19, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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DARCARS Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM of Silver Spring, Dazzling-Rooster2103 via Reddit

The 2023 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon 170 is an amazing car, and it starts at just $98,261. For that plus the price of options, you get a zero to 60 time as quick as 1.66 seconds, 1,025 horsepower on E85, and a trip down the quarter-mile in an NHRA-certified 8.91 seconds, which is quicker than a Bugatti Chiron. One Michigan dealer thinks that means it’s actually worth $386,321. On top of a $133,131 MSRP, it has added a truly biblical $250,000 markup.

An original image posted to the r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit—perhaps a bit of an understatement—contains a VIN and stock number that both match a listing from DARCARS Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Silver Spring. We’ve reached out to the dealership to confirm the price, but the window sticker appears to be legitimate.

The greed of car dealerships in America. Asking $250k over sticker.
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On the dealer’s website, the car has no price. Interested parties are simply instructed to call for pricing and availability. Apologies for the butchery on the images from the listing—they were edited by the dealer.

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DARCARS Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM of Silver Spring

Unfortunately, this sort of “market adjustment” for a very desirable enthusiast car is not unprecedented. In fact, the very first Demon 170 offered for sale went for a huge $700,000, although it was sold at a charity auction. The original Demon saw similar markups, with dealers even selling cars on eBay in attempts to avoid scrutiny from Dodge corporate.

The real dagger here is that while the Demon 170 is certainly rare, it isn’t complete unobtanium. Dodge is building 3,300 of them. That does, however, translate into many dealers probably getting one or two examples. In that context, some level of markup is reasonable, but almost $400,000? I don’t think so. For reference, a 2023 Lamborghini Huracan Technica is $239,000.

Unfortunately, this is probably the first of many huge markups well see on Demon 170s.

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Here, there and everywhere: why the world is still crazy about the Beatles | Neil Spencer | The Guardian

November 18, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Perhaps the real surprise behind this week’s release of the “final” Beatles song, Now and Then, is not that Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr wanted to resurrect the band one last time – uniting them with the “crystal clear” voice of John Lennon from a 1970s home tape, a feat enabled by technology Peter Jackson developed for his 2021 Get Back documentary – but that there remains a seemingly insatiable thirst for all things Fab Four.

It is now 60 years since Beatlemania engulfed first Britain and then, via America, the world. No one then imagined that in 2023 we would still be entranced by the group. The shelf life of pop acts was measured in months, or at best years – the Beatles themselves didn’t make it past their 1970 break-up. Yet this month sees a fresh surge of interest. Accompanying Now and Then are expanded versions of the Red and Blue compilations first issued in 1973, Philip Norman’s biography of George Harrison (to go alongside his tomes on Lennon and McCartney), and an Apple TV series, Murder Without A Trial, examining the 1980 killing of Lennon outside his New York home.

Until the end of last month, the National Portrait Gallery was running Eyes of The Storm, McCartney’s evocative exhibition after his “discovery” of a cache of photos from 1963-64. And you can still enjoy National Trust tours of John and Paul’s Liverpool homes, and hear Hey Jude ringing from English football terraces.

Some reasons for the ongoing obsession are straightforward. Since even the humblest contribution to Beatledom is guaranteed global attention, more products keep arriving. Then there is the nostalgia of baby boomers for their youth – not least in the US, where the likes of Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen were inspired to pick up guitars by the Beatles’ celebrated appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964.

Behind it all lies the enduring quality of the music – the exuberance of the early hits, the inventive plunge into psychedelia, the gentle beauty of the love songs – and where the Fabs pioneered, the rest followed. Their career still describes the perfect arc of pop success, from early gigs in Merseyside and immersion in the crucible of Hamburg lowlife to becoming local heroes, national sensations and international icons. Unlike their peers the Rolling Stones, they didn’t stick around to become a vainglorious tribute band to themselves.

The foursome’s panache – the “Beatle cuts”, the casual ostentation of their clothes, their gritty ambition – helped make them the personification of an era in which optimism, hope and social mobility were possible. They radiated an infectious joyousness which now seems remote and beyond reach, and even when they were naive – Maharishi, Apple – they were brave. As Harrison put it: “They [the public] gave their money, and gave their screams, but the Beatles gave their nervous systems. They used us as an excuse to go mad, the world did, and then blamed it on us.”

Now and Then may be the Beatles’ “final song”, but it won’t be the final word in their story. McCartney, who has cannily curated the group’s legacy, may yet find another cache of photos, while one day, perhaps, we may get to read Lennon’s Dakota diaries, briefly glimpsed after his murder but swiftly recovered by Yoko Ono and kept secret ever since.

Neil Spencer an Observer columnist

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Need A Laugh? Check Out These Hilarious Tweets From Parents

November 18, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Kids may say the darndest things, but  tweet about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch.

Coffee is good but nothing wakes you up harder than the adrenaline of searching for a piece of your kid’s sports uniform on Saturday morning.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 3, 2023

During my pregnancy, I was so sick and only wanted McDonald’s breakfast. I kept seeing the same cashier in the drive thru line and I kept getting bigger and bigger and when the baby was finally born, I took her to McDonald’s and introduced her 😂

— emily (@emilykmay) June 7, 2023

my kid has been telling people that her baby brother will be named “Chumley” and the state of contemporary baby names is such that everyone accepts this

— Michelle Cyca (@michellecyca) June 8, 2023

Dads, taking a picture of the kids: That’ll do.

Moms, taking a picture of the kids: Let’s take one all together. Everyone smile. Now silly faces. How about we all stand by the fireplace? Now one in the front yard. One with us by the tree. Everyone stand by the potted plant.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 3, 2023

Was struggling with a puzzle and my daughter, very helpfully, told me to try looking for shapes that fit

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 5, 2023

Me, stuck in traffic and trying to teach my little one new words: Is that a car? Car! Carrr.

Toddler:

Me, gets cut off: Dumbass.

Toddler: Dumbass!

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) June 6, 2023

Me: [getting ready for work]

Teen [stumbling out of bedroom]: Can you keep it down? I’m on vacation.

Me: [decides to organize sauce pans]

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 7, 2023

My 5yo told me he’s carrying coins in his pocket in case he runs into any guys he has to pay, and now I have questions

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 8, 2023

My 3-year-old came to tell me there was a “big big chicken” in our yard and you will never guess what it actually was

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 7, 2023

Back from a 2nd grade science fair, some projects sucked. Some parents definitely need extra classes

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) June 6, 2023

I loved doing projects with my dad and wanted that for MY kids so now they get to do projects with my dad pic.twitter.com/9d8NESF3Q5

— The Dad (@thedad) June 8, 2023

My 8yo had his hair styled nicely this morning so I asked what he put in it to look so good……and he said it was oil from the pan I roasted broccoli in last night.

You really can’t make this stuff up.

— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) June 6, 2023

My 6yo assisted on a goal at soccer yesterday! You should have seen the massive smile on his face as he cheered the ball going into the back of the net! Let’s just forget the fact he passed the ball directly to an opposition player who scored the goal. That’s not important here.

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 8, 2023

me: what was your favorite thing about the county fair?

8yo: that goat with the really big balls

— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 4, 2023

My son and I are reading a book series together.

Last night he got mad at me and instead of yelling, he muttered under his breath that he was going to read ahead without me.

So he’s ready for marriage.

— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) June 8, 2023

My youngest is officially in high school so now I get to really start phoning this parenting thing in.

— nika (@nikalamity) June 9, 2023

My daughter passed me a note in her handwriting that said buy cupcakes and told me daddy left this for you and I looked her right in the eye and said I like your style kid.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) June 5, 2023

My kid said he knew I was the tooth fairy so instead of money I put a kazoo under his pillow and now he’s a believer because “mommy would NEVER let me have this”

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 3, 2023

If you are a mom planning to be away from your family for 16 hours, it requires approximately 17 hours of planning and preparation.

— The Mom Hack (@TheMomHack) June 8, 2023

11-year-old: *tattles on her sister*

Me: I don’t want to hear this.

11: *writes it down*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 7, 2023

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