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You would expect this behavior at a Benihana. Not a fancy-schmancy Beverly Hills steakhouse. But what can you say? Sometimes it’s just on sight. It’s unclear what happened to cause things to pop off at Lawry’s The Prime Rib in such a fashion. It doesn’t matter. I’ve gathered you all here today to laugh at everyone involved.

You know the rules with viral videos: Allow for missing context. In this clip, what’s missing is what got the action started. By my calculations, the people at the table were upset about something. They complained to the manager, but the manager wasn’t listening to them as intently as they demanded. The customer attempted to tell the manager how to do his job.

The manager was now listening:

“You’re standing there in those clothes, and getting loud with me? Really? You’re doing that?”

And we’re off! The aggrieved customer set a world record for squeezing the word “f*ck” as many times as he could within a single sentence. Though, his friend’s comebacks need a little work.

“Where’d you get your suit, JC Penny? Look at this suit, looks like you got this suit out of the garbage can…”

This was all just the preview. The appetizer. The garlic mashed potatoes and the mac and cheese before the dry-aged porterhouse comes out.

Because a second group came into the picture. It is unclear if they were involved in the initial altercation prior to the start of this video or if they were speaking out against the main dude’s potty mouth. It’s also unclear who threw the first punch or how the big dude got his shirt ripped off. Because the person filming the excitement made the editorial decision to instead of filming the brawl, films the hilarious, over-reactive screaming from all the women at the table. They were so unable to calm down that you would think the Supreme Court just overturned Roe v. Wade.

The video ends without any resolution to the incident. Just a lot of “I’m calling the cops” and “you’re going to jail.” My experience is that the people who find it necessary to declare aloud that they are calling the cops and that someone is going to jail are almost always the antagonists.

I don’t know how good the steak is. But this is USDA Prime 9/10 content.

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“Mabhrugwa Manyama”: Flamboyant Businessman Wicknell Chivhayo Draws Laughter with Oversized Shorts In Front Of Rolls-Royce Ghost

Businessman Wicknell Chivhayo, well known for his taste for the extravagant, found himself at the centre of public ridicule in church uniform in front of his white Rolls-Royce Ghost, wearing an outfit that caught everyone’s attention.

Wicknell Chivhayo, A Johane Masowe Member with a Flair for Luxury

Chivhayo, a member of the Johane Masowe church, is known for his flamboyant lifestyle and penchant for luxury cars.

This month, he added two new additions to his collection: the highly-coveted 2023 Maybach Benz GLS600 and the exquisite 2023 Rolls-Royce Ghost.

As devout as he is about his faith, Chivhayo decided to attend church in his freshly imported white Rolls-Royce Ghost. Little did he know that his choice of attire would steal the spotlight.

Wicknell Chivhayo Draws Attention Away From His Rolls-Royce Ghost

Stepping out of his luxurious car, Chivhayo sported the traditional church uniform of his Johane Masowe congregation.

He wore a white t-shirt, very large khaki shorts, and sandals while draping a white church bag. His attire immediately drew the attention of onlookers, who couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight.

With confidence, Chivhayo stood in front of the Rolls-Royce, which had its doors opened to show a glimpse of the rich life inside, and posed for a picture, unknowingly becoming the subject of online jokes.

Social Media Reacts

Social media users flooded the comments, reacting to the image of Chivhayo standing on his Rolls-Royce in massive khaki shorts. Users took this opportunity to post humorous thoughts on his fashion faux pas.

Check out some of them below.

SA Truckers:

“So these shorts are not exclusively for cross-border drivers”

Dion:

“That short can make school uniforms for the whole school.”

Issachar:

“I’m almost certain those pants are meant for smuggling.“

Desmond:

“Those shorts emushwedhe are meant for mapositori and mapositori manyama ndo ma truck drivers.”

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