Archives for February 2024

Welcome to the oasis of giggles in the vast desert of the internet, where the dunes are made of dad jokes and the cacti chuckle in the wind. You’ve clicked on the right link if you’re on the hunt for laughs that don’t punch down, but rather, lift everyone up! Today, we’re serving up a delightful platter of Wholesome, But Funny Memes That Aren’t At Anyone’s Expense. That’s right – no one gets roasted except marshmallows here! In this article, we’re diving into a treasure trove of memes that prove humor can be both heartwarming and side-splitting. From the cat who simply adores its reflection (because self-love is important, folks) to the dog who’s a bit too literal when it comes to ‘fetch,’ these memes are the internet equivalent of a warm hug followed by a gentle tickle. So, buckle up your seatbelt and put on your giggle-glasses, as we embark on a journey through the funniest, most feel-good corners of the meme world, where the only thing that gets hurt is your spleen… from laughing too hard, of course! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. h/t: BoredPanda

The home secretary is facing calls to resign after making jokes about spiking his wife’s drink with a date rape drug at a Downing Street reception. James Cleverly apologised for making the remarks just hours after the Home Office announced plans to crack down on spiking – putting drugs into another person’s drink or directly into their body without their knowledge. But campaigners said his comments were likely to be “upsetting and triggering” to victims of spiking and sexual assault, and called for an overhaul of attitudes that normalised “banter” about date rape and coercive control. Cleverly told guests at a Downing Street reception that “a little bit of Rohypnol in her drink every night” was “not really illegal if it’s only a little bit”, the Sunday Mirror reported. He also laughed that the secret to a long marriage was making sure your spouse was “someone who is always mildly sedated so she can never realise there are better men out there”. Conversations at Downing Street receptions are usually understood to be off the record but the Sunday Mirror said it broke convention because of Cleverly’s position and the subject. A spokesperson for the home secretary said: “In what was always understood as a private conversation, James, the home secretary, tackling spiking made what was clearly meant to be an ironic joke – for which he apologises.” But Cleverly’s remarks have detracted from the government’s messaging on spiking and sparked calls for the home secretary to resign. Jemima Olchawski, the chief executive of leading women’s rights charity the Fawcett Society, said the comments were “sickening”. “We know that ‘banter’ is the excuse under which misogyny is allowed to thrive. How can we trust [Cleverly] to seriously address violence against women and girls?” she said. “We deserve better than this from our lawmakers and he should resign.” Alex Davies-Jones, the shadow minister for domestic violence and safeguarding, said: “‘It was a joke’ is the most tired excuse in the book and no one is buying it. If the home secretary is serious about tackling spiking, and violence against women and girls, then that requires a full cultural change. The ‘banter’ needs to stop and it has to start at the top.” Police receive an average of 561 reports of spiking a month, with the majority being made by women, typically after incidents in or near bars and nightclubs, according to a Home Office report. Between May 2022 and April 2023, there were 6,732 reports of spiking in England and Wales – including 957 reported incidents of needle spiking. Ministers stopped short of making spiking a specific crime earlier this week, but pledged a variety of measures to tackle the issue, including training door staff to spot potential perpetrators and victims, and investing in research into spiking testing kits to help venues and police quickly detect if someone’s drink has been spiked. Anna Birley, from the group Reclaim These Streets, which campaigns for better safety for women, said that Cleverly should do more than apologise. “Women cannot trust this government to keep them safe while there is a home secretary who thinks sexual assault is funny,” she said. “Women’s safety is no joke, and a government serious about tackling violence against women and girls would have a zero-tolerance approach to misogyny from its frontbench.” She added that by making the remarks and minimising complaints about them the home secretary was contributing to rape culture. “It’s not enough to apologise – James Cleverly should be deeply ashamed and needs to hand in his resignation letter,” she said. The comments were also likely to upset many of the victims that the new policies set out to help, said Katie Russell, CEO and co-founder of Support After Rape and Sexual Violence Leeds. “I think the fact that he felt these comments were appropriate to make, even in the spirit of jest, in such a public and official capacity really reflects how seriously rape culture still has a grip on our society,” she said. “The comments themselves were appalling and could be very upsetting, triggering and retraumatising for anyone who’s experienced drug rape, drugging or sexual violence of any kind – which is very many people.” But Cleverly had also made comments alluding to coercive control, she added. “Again, that is not a topic that anybody should be joking about, certainly not someone representing us as an elected official and a senior member of government.”

Erik ten Hag has blasted the treatment of Manchester United star Casemiro by Premier League referees. The Dutch manager labelled the treatment of the former Real Madrid midfielder as ‘crazy’ as he picked up a fourth yellow card of the season. Ten Hag believes he was forced to replace Casemiro in the second period of United’s win over Luton Town for fear of his charge being unfairly sent off. While the Brazilian has yet to pick up a ban in the Premier League this term, he has earned three yellow cards in his last four league fixtures and eight in his last nine Man United outings in total. The 31-year-old fell to his knees when he was cautioned against the Hatters at Kenilworth Road, as Ten Hag’s side picked up five bookings. Casemiro contined to pick up fouls after David Coote showed him a yellow card and was judged by many to be fortunate not to receive his marching orders. A late lunge on Ross Barkley proved enough for Ten Hag to decide to replace Casemiro with Scott McTominay after 45 minutes. “Even when he is not touching opponents he gets booked,” Ten Hag said. “Often the first moment of the game. “I think it’s crazy and it was so unfair that first booking. That second could have been so that’s why I took him off. He touches an opponent and he gets booked.” Casemiro, meanwhile, has been linked with a move away from Old Trafford after just 18 months at the club. The combative midfielder joined United in a deal worth £70million in August 2022 but was said to be touted to clubs in Saudi Arabia by United football director John Murtough earlier this season However the midfielder recently noted he remained happy at the club. The veteran has enjoyed his time at the club on and off the pitch. Speaking to MBC, Casemiro said: “It’s all amazing, since the first day, I was made to feel very welcome by the club, the players and the fans. “I received so much love – on and off the pitch. It was a unique and magical experience, and I needed such an experience. I am so happy in Manchester with everything the city and the club offer me. “I am happy with that and with helping the club improve and get back to the path of achievements. So yeah, I’m happy to play for Manchester United.” Join our new WhatsApp community and receive your daily dose of Mirror Football content. We also treat our community members to special offers, promotions, and adverts from us and our partners. If you don’t like our community, you can check out any time you like. If you’re curious, you can read our Privacy Notice.

As we know, the bond between a man and a cat can be incredibly strong, and that includes  world leaders. When a beloved tomcat went missing, one leader’s wife inspired a novel idea to try and find him. Bringing this kitty home was of great national interest! The bond between this cat and his Cat Dad was so strong that when they were together, the usually stern man was known to crack a smile. This feline companion so completely won over his heart. But this cat won over the hearts of Army and Navy leaders, as well as a Capital guard all on his own. A Tabby Went Missing in a Snowstorm at the White House This tiger-striped tabby, named Tige, lived no ordinary life. He and his sibling Blackie, lived at the White House in 1923. They were the companions of the Coolidges, who both loved all kinds of animals. However, it was President Calvin Coolidge who preferred cats .  President Coolidge loved Tige, and the kitten would run to the White House to greet him at the end of every workday. Coolidge would then carry the tabby on his shoulder to the Executive Mansion. But sadly, on March 21, 1924, the adventurous Tige went missing during a heavy snowstorm. He was only seven months old at the time. In the snow, search parties tried but failed to find the tiny kitten. Fortunately, the First Lady was aware of a new possibility. Secret Service Tries a New Idea Inspired by the First Lady First Lady Grace Coolidge, a radio enthusiast, knew how powerful the radio was in reaching people instantly. She enjoyed listening to music and baseball on the radio. We don’t know how the conversation went, but her Secret Service agent, James Haley, gave the radio idea a try. After a brief broadcast, much of the eastern part of the country got a plea for help in finding the missing cat. At the time, use of the radio was limited to east of the Mississippi, so it was still very new. “We regret to announce that the President of the United States has lost his cat,” said Haley. “It was a seven months old Thomas cat, marked like a tiger, and answered to the name of Tige. Tige has a very affectionate disposition , and Mr. Coolidge was very fond of him. He has not been seen since Friday evening during the snowstorm. The President would appreciate it very much if anyone who has seen Tige would return him to his master. Thank you.” Afterward, there were hundreds of offers to replace the missing kitten. However, the President and First Lady only wanted their striped ‘Thomas cat’ back. Tige Charms His Way into the Military Meanwhile, Tige was doing very nicely half a mile from the White House. After straying, the tabby charmed many new friends in the military. Army Captain E. F. Koenig saw the kitten near the Lincoln Memorial and carried him to Navy guard Captain Edward Sullivan. He fed the kitten and kept him safe in a closet. But at the time, neither man knew that Tige was the President’s cat! The  reported that the “royal looking” Tige “immediately took possession” of the new Navy building. New York Times After seeing the cat on the morning of the 26th, Captain Edward Bryant, who was aware of the radio broadcast, sent a guard, Benjamin C. Fink, to return the kitty home. And Fink appeared in the news, smiling widely with the handsome tabby. Although the news gave Fink the credit for the rescue, the cat had actually charmed many helpers. A Rare Warm Smile President Coolidge was delighted to hear that Tige was back at home. According to the Coolidge Foundation, he smiled warmly hearing it. Such a smile was unusual for the generally stern man. “Tige’s return brought about a celebration. When told the good news, a warm smile of relief and happiness crossed the President’s face. Mrs. Coolidge, too, was happy. She must have been equally pleased that their radio appeal had worked so well and so quickly.”   According to one story, the the cat smiled, too! According to one story, the the cat smiled, too!
“The cat returned promptly to the White House and at lunch time wandered into the dining room and smiled knowingly at the President. He had had his experience and appeared glad to be back in his home,” reported the Times. The story of the reunion made for welcome and happy news. In a Cabinet meeting, Coolidge credited the radio and newspapers for helping find Tige. The new idea inspired by the First Lady’s interests had worked. Afterward, the public took a different view of Coolidge, a powerful man who was known for being silent, yet melted for cats and other animals.

Pat McAfee is now working as an ESPN employee, and while Barstool doesn’t give two craps if you curse live on air, Disney might. McAfee’s show on the worldwide leader in sports debuted this week, and the way McAfee’s show operates, it was bound to happen – and we got a glimpse at a hilarious […]