Browse links US residents can opt out of “sales” of personal data. “Your front butt has too much hair on it.” asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla — todd dillard (@toddedillard) March 3, 2021 Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can’t reach…. — Ashola ILIE (@adex0057) April 5, 2019 I nearly collapsed last night in my own house…..I thought it was Amardiorha pic.twitter.com/NNXOhuDkPg shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER” — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) October 22, 2020 My son asked me — Zack Riley 🇦🇺 (@ColdHeart_Prj) January 2, 2020 “Where does poo come from?” I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?” We’re watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said “now she’s a mom.” — Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 15, 2022 [Diner] — 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 12, 2022 Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old* my 6 year-old: im a police Me: I think you’re going through a growth spurt. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 1, 2022 7-year-old: Why? Me: You’re eating more. 7: No. Your cooking just got less bad. I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. — Donald Zimmer (@zimmer_donald) September 27, 2020 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail. No where in parenting books did it say that my 4 year old was going to exclaim, “your front butt has a too much hair on it” in a public bathroom. — Your Favorite Gay Mom🌈 (@lezzimomof2) December 12, 2020
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