17 Kids Who Have No Business Being This Effortlessly Funny

Browse links US residents can opt out of “sales” of personal data. “Your front butt has too much hair on it.” asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla — todd dillard (@toddedillard) March 3, 2021 Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can’t reach…. — Ashola ILIE (@adex0057) April 5, 2019 I nearly collapsed last night in my own house…..I thought it was Amardiorha pic.twitter.com/NNXOhuDkPg shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER” — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) October 22, 2020 My son asked me — Zack Riley 🇦🇺 (@ColdHeart_Prj) January 2, 2020 “Where does poo come from?” I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?” We’re watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said “now she’s a mom.” — Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 15, 2022 [Diner] — 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 12, 2022 Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old* my 6 year-old: im a police Me: I think you’re going through a growth spurt. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 1, 2022 7-year-old: Why? Me: You’re eating more. 7: No. Your cooking just got less bad. I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. — Donald Zimmer (@zimmer_donald) September 27, 2020 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail. No where in parenting books did it say that my 4 year old was going to exclaim, “your front butt has a too much hair on it” in a public bathroom. — Your Favorite Gay Mom🌈 (@lezzimomof2) December 12, 2020