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Mauricio Pochettino explains ‘crazy’ Chelsea selection decision against Arsenal: ‘The owner would kill me!’ | Evening Standard

October 26, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

After playing in South American qualifiers for Argentina and Ecuador on Wednesday, both Fernandez and Caicedo played 90 minutes in Saturday’s 2-2 draw at Stamford Bridge.

The two British transfer record signings initially dominated the Arsenal midfield but faded in the second half as Chelsea let a two-goal lead slip.

Pochettino said it is “crazy” to expect Fernandez and Caicedo to perform after their excersions in South America but explained his decision to play them.

“It’s crazy for players to come back from South America on Wednesday and play on Saturday,” he said. 

“But if I say ‘OK, I’m going to give them a rest’ you will kill me, for sure if they don’t play – and the owner also!

“Today Caceido and Enzo arrived after two games in America and they were not fresh. But they are important plasters for us. 

“It’s really tough to arrive like that. I hope now they can recover and train and in one week be at their best.”

Pochettino refused to blame goalkeeper Robert Sanchez despite his error presenting a goal for Declan Rice that got Arsenal back into the game.

His complaint with his team was about the poor decision making and, with so many players out injured, he says his side is not as settled as the one Mikel Arteta has at Arsenal.

“We didn’t have the facility to have all our squad available and then to pick the starting 11. That is another thing you need to put in your analysis.

“Then look at the form of the players that we had because they came from injuries. Reece James had 15-20 minutes and now he needs time recover his best. 

“Maybe one criticism of us was maybe we need to take better decisions in 77 minutes not to concede in the way that we did.

“The situation is to live together and improve together and for sure the team has the talent to do that.”

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‘Obnoxious’ wedding guest who wore a WHITE dress to ceremony and then posed ‘front and center’ in photos sparks a hilarious online Photoshop battle after bride begged the internet to edit her outfit color | Daily Mail Online

October 26, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A newlywed bride has sparked a hilarious Photoshop battle after she took to the internet to beg for help in editing wedding photos in which a guest was posing ‘front and center’ while wearing an all-white outfit.

The unnamed woman took to Reddit to ask social media users to put their editing skills to use in one of her wedding photos, which saw a member of her husband’s family posing in the front row while sporting a white gown. 

In a thread titled ‘Photoshop Request,’ she explained that she wanted to change the color of the ‘obnoxious’ guest’s dress to black so that she could frame the photo and send it to her. 

And people quickly took on the challenge as they began firing off Photoshop suggestions – with some editing wizards even removing the guest altogether or making her look like the ‘devil.’ 

A  bride has sparked a hilarious Photoshop battle after she shared an image of a guest posing in an all-white outfit at her wedding

She asked internet users to change the color of the ‘obnoxious’ guest’s dress to black so that she could frame the photo and send it to her (edited version of the snap shown)

One user hilariously took the request to a new level by moving the guest to the very back so that only her head was showing (behind the groom’s head) 

The bride revealed: ‘My husband’s relative wore white to our wedding and pushed our parents and wedding party out of the way to be in the front and center. 

‘Can someone photoshop her dress to black? I’d like to frame and and send to her with the new dress color.’ 

She also shared the original photo, in which, the bride and groom are posing hand-in-hand at the front with their immediate family and members of the bridal party.

And while other guests stayed back to let the bride and groom have their moment, there was one family member who wanted to make sure she was in the spotlight. 

The bride noted that she wasn’t her beau’s mom but just ‘another relative.’ 

One user hilariously took the request to a new level as they not only removed the guest from the front of the snap but also moved her to the very back so that only her head was showing. 

Other users on Reddit loved this edit as they noted they didn’t even see her and that it left them ‘wheezing.’ 

One person removed the guest in white from the photo altogether and another changed her dress to black. 

Someone else did exactly what the bride requested and simply changed her dress from white to black

Another removed the offending guest from the photo completely

But they didn’t stop there as another zoomed in on the offending guest before adding devil horns and fangs to her face. 

People on the web also slammed the woman for her outfit choice and praised the Photoshop wizards for their skills.

One person wrote: ‘Is it me, or do the shoes, white tights, blazer, look dated?

‘It’s like she tried (hard) to be in white from head to toe with whatever she had regardless of all else!’ 

One person added: ‘Completely agree, the photographer was not doing their job.

‘Sometimes it’s difficult for family to have these types of conversations but if a third party (photographer) tells you to move, you probably aren’t going to make a stink about it in front of all these people, generally.’ 

People on the web also slammed the guest for her outfit choice and praised the Photoshop wizards for their skills

Another user commented: ‘White dress, white pantyhose, white shoes…. What the hell was she thinking? She’s definitely old enough to know better.’ 

‘She doesn’t deserve to be in the picture at all if this was her attitude,’ someone else wrote. 

Another user added: ‘I can’t stop laughing. I love this sub.’ 

‘Okay this made me cackle,’ another person said. 

Someone else added: ‘Honestly, this is so bad. Wearing white is definitely a faux pas, but centering herself and shimmying up to the groom is so weird.’

One person commented: ‘And she even wore white stockings! She wore white and centered herself on purpose. I hope she’s not the mother in law.’ 

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Japanese Artist Kazuya Ishikawa Creates Hilarious Erasers That Slowly “Bald” As You Use Them

October 26, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Reviewing for an upcoming exam is no easy feat, but it doesn’t have to be boring. For starters, you can get a variety of awesome items to brighten up your workspace. And if you’re looking for something that will help you stay motivated, then this balding salary man eraser might just be what you need.

Designed by Japanese artist Kazuya Ishikawa, this pencil eraser humorously depicts a distressed, middle-aged corporate employee in a brown suit.

This balding salary man eraser is a good reminder to refrain from making careless mistakes

Originally, he sports a full-grown hair which gradually diminishes with your continued use of the eraser. So, it’s totally up to you to decide which side of his head will go bald first. And if you use it long enough, chances are you’ll only be left with a headless body. Yikes!

 

Well, as brutal as it seems, in a way, it also alludes to the harsh reality of corporate life. Still, we just couldn’t deny the fact that it’s a brilliant concept and design. After all, it might be an effective reminder for you to refrain from making careless mistakes to avoid using the eraser.

 

But if you simply don’t like the thought of making another person suffer the consequences of your mistakes, perhaps this balding monk variant will make it more tolerable to you. Unlike the salary man, this monk features a calm face, so you don’t have to feel much guilt about shaving his hair!

 

Sadly, both designs are still product concepts, so there’s no way to purchase the actual items for now. However, judging by the buzz they generated on Twitter, it’s safe to say that people loved the concept behind them. So, let’s just hope this would convince the artist to produce them.

In the meantime, feel free to follow the concept designer on Twitter to see more of his witty designs including a skirt-inspired pen holder, a ruler with a cutter guide, and more.

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Lakers News: Christian Wood Believes He & Anthony Davis Will Make ‘Crazy Pairing’

October 25, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The Los Angeles Lakers will be hitting training camp soon and the talk around the organization has been the recent addition of Christian Wood.

Wood spent most of the offseason waiting for a long-term deal, but when that didn’t materialize he ended up committing to the Lakers on a two-year deal with a player option in the second year.

The big man has hopped around several different teams throughout his career but now has an opportunity to prove that he can contribute to a roster that has championship aspirations. Wood’s already got the confidence and support of Darvin Ham, who recruited him every day in free agency, so it stands to reason that he’ll have a role in the rotation off the bat.

There has already been talk that Ham will use Wood alongside Anthony Davis and the former believes their pairing will be productive, via Spectrum SportsNet:

“Whatever works. Whatever teams needs, I’m here to do. I think me and him together will be a crazy pairing. I mentioned a bunch of times before Anthony Davis has been my favorite player to watch. He’s always been my favorite player to watch. A guy I’ve studied and know his game, I think we have a lot of similarities so I think it’ll be great.”

Wood and Davis had a brief stint together on the New Orleans Pelicans, so there’s already a little chemistry there to build off of. As a a stretch big, Wood can capable space the floor offensively while defensively Davis can cover for him as a rim-protector and shot blocker.

The defensive portion is perhaps the biggest key to making the combination work as that’s been the biggest knock on his game. However, with the Lakers, Wood won’t be asked to be the anchor of the defense and he’ll be allowed to play in more schemes that are tailored to his strengths.

Whether Wood starts or not is one thing to look out for in training camp and preseason and it’ll be interesting to see how he and Davis look together.

Jeanie Buss believes Anthony Davis was arguably best player in NBA last season

When LeBron James went down to a foot injury, Davis was able to step up and lead Los Angeles on both ends of the floor. Jeanie Buss was happy to see Davis playing so well and believes he was one of the best players in the NBA when he was healthy.

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Watch Microsoft’s CEO Smugly Laugh Off The First iPhone 16 Years Ago | Digg

October 25, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Back when the iPhone was first unveiled, then-CEO Steve Ballmer ridiculed the lack of a physical keyboard. (From 2007)

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