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Taylor Swift Clearly Not Amused by Joke About Travis Kelce Relationship at the Golden Globes

February 11, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Taylor Swift Clearly Not Amused by Joke About Travis Kelce Relationship at the Golden Globes “The jokes weren’t funny” or whatever Taylor Swift sings in “You’re on Your Own, Kid.”
The Eras Tour star surprised everyone when she walked the Golden Globes red carpet in a glimmery green dress ( Reputation TV coming?). The singer was all smiles as she posed for photos and took her seat inside — but she clearly was not a fan of a joke made about her boyfriend Travis Kelce and the NFL by the show’s host. “The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL?” asked host Jo Koy, who struggled through his monologue earlier in the night. “At the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.” The camera then panned to Swift, who gave a straight face, pursed her lip, and took a sip from her glass of wine. Swift’s bestie, Selena Gomez, was also spotted putting her head down during the awkward moment.
But it’s a big night for Swift, and a dumb joke isn’t going to ruin it. The singer’s concert film Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour is nominated for the Cinematic and Box Office Achievement award against some of the biggest films of the year, including Barbie , Oppenheimer , The Super Mario Bros. Movie , and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse . The Eras Tour  film is the top-grossing concert movie of all time.

Koy was met with boos during his opening monologue at Sunday’s awards show. “It’s hard to blame the guy though given that it was not only his first time hosting an awards show but he had  very  little time to get his act together,” read commentary from Rolling Stone ‘s Marlow Stern.

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After a massive 2023, Swift is set to return to her Eras Tour in early February. She’ll start her run of shows in Tokyo before heading to Australia, Singapore, and Europe in May. She’ll return stateside in the fall.
Taylor Swift‘s Eras Tour is the highest-grossing concert tour of all time, according to data from live music trade publication  Pollstar , with the tour becoming the first ever to gross at least $1 billion. Swift dethroned Elton John’s years-long Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour for the top spot.

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I spent over $4K marrying myself in Mexico — I’m not ‘crazy’

February 11, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

This self-sufficient bride’s taken DIY to the next level.

It’s perfectly natural for every blushing bride to have cold feet before walking down the aisle and saying “I Do” to her groom.

But this nonconformist newlywed was nearly nerve-stricken as she headed towards the altar, barefoot — to marry herself. 

“I love myself, and I would LOVE to be the person married to me,” spouseless sweetheart Andria Johnson, Hanover, Maryland, told MediaDrumWorld. 

The self-sufficient siren unceremoniously took the solo plunge into holy matrimony during a private ceremony in Tulum, Mexico in celebration of her 39th birthday on May 1.

Johnson’s big day, which reportedly cost her approximately $4,900, came just a few months after she proposed to herself on Valentine’s Day.

After popping the question, she said “yes” to a radiant ring in the shape of a lotus bloom. The avant-garde accessory came with a price tag of just under $40. 

(Left) Andria Johnson, 39, at her wedding in May. (Right) Johnson in her wedding dress. (Inset) Selena Gomez in a bridal gown.

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“Up until a few days before, I was completely confident in my decision,” Johnson said of her nontraditional nuptials — for which she wowed in a curve-hugging white gown that featured a plunging neckline and a silky train. 

“Although, the day before, I actually got nervous. I have no idea why,” she continued. “I started asking myself if I was really going to go through with it. Am I crazy?”

And while Johnson’s friends and family were supportive of her husband-free hitching, naysayers at work felt “crazy” was a fitting epithet. 

“There were a lot of comments made to me and behind my back about me being pathetic, crazy, lonely, starved for attention, and a whole slew of other things,” she said. “Some employees anonymously reported me to the HR department and initiated an investigation at work around my mental stability. It was really a tough time.” 

Andria Johnson, 39, from Hanover, Maryland.

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The self-wedded wife, too, endured cruel criticisms from social media slanderers when she revealed her eccentric engagement on TikTok in March. 

Following the virtual announcement, Johnson — who’s dedicated her social media presence to her Bipolar disorder 1 journey — was pummeled with rude remarks from internet trolls such as, “Have you switched your medication,” “I guess we can never date because I don’t date married women,” and  “Wow, you are always doing something that no one else would do.”

But Johnson is far from the only single lady to put a ring on it sans a man. 

Selena Gomez wears wedding dress while filming 'Only Murders in the Building.'

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Mya, 44, in a wedding dress.

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In fact, in July 2022, “Only Murders in the Building” belle Selena Gomez wed herself in a Versace gown at a Malibu residence on her 30th birthday. And R&B songstress Mya, 44, became her own bride back in 2013. 

The act of marrying oneself is known as sologamy. It’s a trend that’s recently picked up viral steam amongst self-loving singletons online — where its eponymous TikTok hashtag has amassed over 1.2 million views. 

In January 2021, Brazilian lingerie model Cris Galêra took her own hand in marriage outside of a Catholic church in São Paulo. And in May 2023, senior citizen bride Dorothy “Dottie” Fideli, 77, a great-grandmother from Ohio, followed suit. 

Andria Johnson in her wedding gown

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And against the advisement of haters, Johnson resolved to join in on the fancy-free fun — she felt she owed it to herself.  

“I wanted to celebrate my new relationship with myself by doing what I should have done years ago,” said Johnson, who previously exchanged vows with her ex-husband in 2015 at age 31. At the time of their union, Johnson’s former hubby was 45 years old. 

And ultimately, the pair’s 14-year age gap, as well as their socioeconomic imbalances, caused a wedge. The star-crossed darlings divorced in 2018. 

The dissolution of her marriage sent Johnson spiraling. She spent years in therapy, working to overcome the pangs of her failed union. The professional help inspired Johnson to look inward for the love she long desired. 

“In my first marriage, I made the mistake of dedicating myself to loving someone else unconditionally without giving myself that same love first,” she said. 

After making the self-focused commitment, Johnson chose to get hitched without inviting guests to her destination wedding.  

“Because I spent the majority of my life trying to satisfy other people, I decided to do this for myself,” she said. “I wanted the ceremony to reflect me and not conform to society’s standard of a wedding, but I still wanted to be a bride.”

Her outré tastes notwithstanding, Johnson opted to incorporate a few familiar features into her special shindig.  

“I used elements of a typical Christian wedding (dress, hair, makeup, ring) and some of my own, like baptism, spiritual vows and an acknowledgment of my love for myself alone in nature,” she gushed of her outdoor soiree, which was performed by a Mexican Shaman. 

“This ceremony was deeply personal to me, so I wanted to say my vows out loud to myself, but I didn’t need the ‘official’ pomp and circumstance of the traditional wedding,” Johnson explained. 

Andria Johnson in her wedding gown.

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To symbolize her rebirth into a self-appreciating woman, she took a dip in a cenote — a deep freshwater spring — purifying herself from the toxicity of her former life. 

“When I emerged from the water (almost like a baptism), I put on my wedding dress, walked to the cenote, said my vows and put the ring on my own finger,” said Johnson. “It was an amazing experience! The ceremony lasted the entire day.”

She commemorated her controversial wedlock with a quaint reception for one. 

“The cake and champagne were the added bonus at the end of the evening, and I didn’t have to share with anyone else,” said the unabashed bride. “I did everything for me, and it was empowering to know that I didn’t need another human being to feel this amazing.”

Andria Johnson horseback in Mexico.

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And although vitriol from her colleagues persisted after she said “I Do,” causing Johnson to quit her job, the lone honeymooner doesn’t regret making herself a Mrs. 

“I do not care what other people think of me. Because I know people are going to think what they want to think about you, so you might as well do what you want,” insisted Johnson.  

“Being married to myself has taught me many things. I’ve learned that I cannot bring anything to a relationship if I cannot love myself,” she said. 

“I’ve also learned that self-love isn’t just bubble baths and massages and now,” Johnson added. “I put my relationship with myself above everything and work on it constantly.”

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Absolute limbs! Hilarious moment Arsenal-supporting journalist jumps for joy live on Channel 4 as he celebrates late Gunners win against Man United | Daily Mail Online

February 11, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Absolute limbs! Hilarious moment Arsenal-supporting journalist jumps for joy live on Channel 4 as he celebrates late Gunners win against Man United

 Seeing your team score an injury-time winner is a moment that has to be celebrated – even if you can be seen on national TV. 

Viewers watching the Channel 4 news on Sunday night must of wondered what was happening in the newsroom, when behind news reader Ciaran Jenkins scenes of celebrations could be seen from his colleagues. 

But the cheers were not in directed at Jenkins or his delivery of tonight’s headlines, instead, they were acts of triumph from Arsenal fans hilariously celebrating their side’s injury-time win over Manchester United! 

As Jenkins closed up tonight’s report, you can quite clearly see several hands in the air in response to the Gunners win, with one gentleman in particular rising to his feet waving two celebratory fists in the air several times. 

Mikel Arteta’s side looked to be heading for a 1-1 draw with old rivals Man United as Sunday’s game entered eight minutes of added time. 

Presenter Ciaran Jenkins is unaware of the celebrations of Arsenal’s winning goal behind him 

Declan Rice opens his account for Arsenal in added time to help them to a 3-1 win over Man Utd

But as the clocked ticked down towards full time, Declan Rice found space from an Arsenal corner to hit his first goal for the club and win the game for the north London side. 

Gabriel Jesus then added a third minutes later to clinch the game for the Gunners, prompting wild scenes at the Emirates and even bigger celebrations in national news rooms around the country. 

Earlier in the game Marcus Rashford had put the Red Devils in front, just before the half hour mar, to open the scoring in what was a cagey first 25 minutes. 

Arsenal added a third goal to clinch the win and prompt wild celebrations in the stadium, too

However, Arsenal hit back immediately as Martin Odegaard equalised within a minute of Rashford’s goal to draw the home side level. 

United gave a debut to new £72m singing Rasmus Hojlund and had a late goal from Alejandro Garnarcho ruled out for offside by VAR.

But the game looked as though it was headed to a share of the points until Arsenal’s late, late show. 

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21 Hilarious Husband Tweets That Will Make You Cry Laughing | HuffPost Life

February 10, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

“10% of marriage is texting each other, ‘Where are you?’ from inside the same store.”

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Fero Joke poriadne zosmiešnil Sisu Sklovskú: Speváčka sa rozplakala! Sledujte to video | Nový Čas

February 10, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Komik František Košarišťan (34), ktorého verejnosť pozná pod pseudonymom Fero Joke, baví ľudí svojimi originálnymi videami už dlhý čas. …

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