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Uber Board Member Makes Hilarious “Sexist” Joke Throughout Satisfying

November 22, 2018 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Uber Board Member David Bonderman

In an Uber conference to talk about sexism in the work environment, a funny-boned male made an offhanded joke about females that some found”sexist”: At least one Uber board member didn’t seem to get the memo about sex discrimination and the changes Uber is trying to make from within. In an audio taping of the company all-hands conference today about sex discrimination, board member David Bonderman said adding more ladies to the board suggested more talking.Board member Arianna Huffington can be heard at 6:40 on an audio recording of the conference recovered by< a href= https://finance.yahoo.com/news/inside-ubers-hands-meeting-travis-194232221.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw target=_ blank rel="noopener noreferrer"> Yahoo Financetalking about the bonus offer of adding a woman to the board.Huffington:”There’s a

great deal of information that shows when there’s one female on the board, it’s much more most likely that there will be a 2nd female on the board.”

Bonderman: “Really, what it shows is that it’s a lot more most likely to be more talking.”

If you’re waiting for the punchline, that’s it. David Bonderman stated, “females talk more.” And instead of simply rolling their eyes, feminists had to go full “FIRE THE SEXIST PIG.”

This is what we ‘d call a timeless overreaction. One might say a tit bit hysterical (yes, I implied to type “tit” calm thyselves). Before you send your hate comments to Steven, note the byline. Tis a female composing this commentary. What the feminists and liberal virtue signaling trundle beasts did here was go full insane over a comment. Not a rape. Not a murder. Not even consuming the last of the milk. Bonderman, who by the looks of it lived the very same time T-Rex selected his nose, made a “sexist” comment.Boo-hoo.

Whatever took place to simply providing a clever retort? Why do all these “powerful” women not hold their own? Whatever occurred to creative quips? Why require this person’s head when one might’ve leaned forward with a laugh and said “Yep, we do talk a little bit more. We have to be adults while you boys play war.” Or “Oh that reminds me, Mr. Bonderman. Your other half called. She informed me to remind you to get your dry cleaning. Since you’re incapable of listening. Or doing anything without reminding.” Simpler: “If you listened the first time, maybe we wouldn’t need to talk ‘a lot’ the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th times.” Ideas. Simply ideas.Fight fire with fire. Begin, feminists. Ladies state features of guys behind their backs all the time. Put some catty speak to good use.Alas, feminists, whose absence of humor describes their absence of dates, wept down their rainbow painted faces. Mr. Bolderman was forced to excuse the hurted feelings. Then he said bye bye to Uber. How dare he make a funny comment based on a gender stereotype. Sexist pig. Lynch him!

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Corbynmania is a joke that simply isn’t amusing any more

November 21, 2018 by humorouz Leave a Comment

JEREMY Corbyn states he’ll be PM in six months.Some chanting from rock fans at Glastonbury keen to believe his crackpot economy-crippling strategies and he thinks the nation will now follow.

Glastonbury creator Michael Eavis claims Jeremy Corbyn told him he’ll be Labour leader this year

Within days of taking over, Corbyn would leave Britain available to attack.Nice littles poetry from Shelley can’t camouflage the truth. Corbyn in Number 10 would be cataclysmic for this nation. The Labour leader presented with fans at the festival Financially crippling, militarily empty and so puzzled on Brexit and migration that his own party opposes itself at every turn.When the mud is washed off and the patchouli oil clears, let’s hope the Corbyn interest remains in a Somerset field.The joke isn’t amusing any

more. PA: Press Association Corbyn likewise exposed strategies to ditch Spear THE MAJORITY OF READ IN VIEWPOINT Karren Brady Kim Kardashian has got such a cheek

to groan about bum photos and her rants about

cellulite impact all of

us TONY PARSONS Let’s teach Glastonbury groovers

a lesson on the horrors

of socialism and offer them Corbyn as PM trevor kavanagh Theresa May MUST choose the sake of the country -and David Davis is simply the guy to lead us into

Brexit JOHN REDWOOD PM is in a far better position this week than last- and after Queen’s Speech she can be more powerful than ever THE SUN ON SUNDAY SAYS

Pictures of Camden

locals being provided camp beds in a sports hall shame our nation THE SUN SAYS As Brexit talks start it

ends up being clear

the Federal government should combat for a brighter future outside the EU JEREMY CLARKSON School’s new master of discipline will be fighting a losing battle as you can’t even upset a child’s

sensations Things Cancer Made Me Say Sun’s out, bums out … so here’s mine! And here’s what’s crucial about our bottoms DANIEL HANNAN From

economic downturn fears to refugee camps-EU Remoaners were INCORRECT and we’re more powerful than prior to DOUGLAS MURRAY Never mind singing John Lennon

tunes … if we want

peace then we require one thing -less Islam ROD LIDDLE Day of Rage was Labour in a nutshell-if votes do not work smash the system

BRENDAN O’NEILL Why do lefties

call London Bridge attack an’incident’… but Finsbury Park Mosque attack ‘terrorism’

? Jeremy Corbyn

addresses thousands on Glastonbury’s Pyramid phase Might must remain Theresa May stepping down from position as

Prime Minister would just sidetrack from Brexit BREXIT is the most significant program in town. And it has to be the nation’s focus.Niggling arguments about the length of time Theresa May will act as PM are a diversion. Much of these self-serving chats are led by individuals with their own self-centered

program– not with the

future of Britain at heart.The PM’s plan to strengthen her hand at the election did not pan out. However something has stayed strong and stable

for the last year– the will of the bulk of Brits to leave the EU.Now the talks

have actually lastly begun

, we don’t want to see the rug instantly pulled and for the nation to fall on its face.For the sake of the nation we state

to the outlining Tories– do what we chose you to do.Deliver Brexit.

And make it work for Britain.If you don’t, citizens will not be forgiving.Sickening greed While the NHS frontline is stretched to breaking point, ambulance-chasers have actually trousered 80 percent more than last year THE shameless greed of NHS-billing legal representatives suffices to make you call for medical help.Frontline services are extended to breaking point and brave nurses are having a hard time to make ends meet.Yet the comprehending ambulance-chasers have trousered 80 per cent more than last year.It’s method above an increase in what patients are receiving in carelessness payouts.Any sense of decency won’t stop these chisellers. Only a cap on their excessive costs can. It needs to come now.That cash need to be going to the NHS heroes we celebrate in The Sun today.

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10 hilarious royal wedding memes that will make you smile

November 21, 2018 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex had some individuals around the world sobbing tears of pleasure during their wedding over the weekend. Some picked to poke a little enjoyable.

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WWE Trick Stories That Will Make You Laugh

November 20, 2018 by humorouz Leave a Comment

There are some great WWE prank stories that exist. Owen Hart, Curt Hennig, and even Vince McMahon are known for their practical jokes on other wrestlers. These are called ‘ribs’. We have actually collected some of the funniest stories for you to read.WWE Prank

Stories That Will Make You Laugh

1) Owen Hart Ribs Jeff Jarrett And Their Chauffeur

Val Venis informs the story in an interview about the time that Owen Hart ribbed Jeff Jarrett and their chauffeur. Owen Hart is understood for being among the biggest jesters of all time. Here is how the story goes from Val Venis:

“There was one time when we saw Owen, he had a motorist and he was in the passenger seat and Jeff Jarrett remained in the backseat behind Owen. And as they are increasing the ramp to drive out from the bottom of the arena, all you hear on the top of the roofing system of the cars and truck is ‘whack!’. And Owen looks over to the motorist, he says ‘that guy up there just tossed a rock down on your automobile”

He continued the story:

“So, the guy stops the automobile on the ramp, leaves the automobile, adds the ramp, runs around the rail and charges at the man Owen pointed at. Well, a police officer steps out in front of the motorist and says ‘whoa, this man didn’t toss any rock, the guy with the blonde hair in the cars and truck struck the roof of your cars and truck with his hand. And when the motorist looks over the rail to look at Owen, Owen reverses and says ‘Jeff, why did you struck the top of the vehicle?’ and put all the heat on Jeff” (Source: Inquisitr) 2)The Telephone Number Rib

You might keep in mind the WWE story from back in 1999 where Al Snow had an animal chihuahua called ‘Pepper’. Pepper was kidnapped by the Huge Bossman and Snow became desperate to try to get his canine back.As Snow posted missing posters for his pet (that were being shown on RAW), he included the real contact number of Val Venis.Here is the story as told by Al Snow: READ: Al Snow Discusses Some Misconceptions ThatFans Have About Vince McMahon”Another excellent rib– since of the phase it was on

was when I was doing the pepper (the pet dog )angle. Vince Russo informed me we needed to do a missing poster for the pet. I took a look at Christian and stated “well every poster needs a phone number “and he recommended Val Venus, which I thought was ideal. The first time they shot it, was from a distance. When it aired, Val’s phone rang and he stated “I believe you have the incorrect number, I do not have a dog, I think you want my mum’s number “(his mum was a pet breeder). He only got that one call however you

might hardly see the number on the screen, so the next night in Boston I was live on Raw and Vince Russo asked me to do the poster again. I should have indicated that number 12 or 15 times in a one minute section. Let’s simply state Val didn’t sound happy when he called me at 3am … he had been continuously bothered and needed to alter his number!”(Source: The Huffington Post)Thinking about there are millions of people that view RAW every week

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    Parents prank babysitter with hilarious list of rules

    November 20, 2018 by humorouz Leave a Comment

    < a href=http://www.kidspot.com.au/parenting/child/child-care/babysitting > Sitters aren’t normally motivated to take care of kids with lots of sugar and screen time, but that’s what one girl was informed to do.Most mums and fathers leave a list of instructions for anybody taking care of their children, however this couple left a very detailed, and non-traditional ten-point list

    for their babysitter.It appears the parents decided to have some fun by motivating the babysitter to use “as much TELEVISION as possible” and to not squander any time on healthy snacks.The list even suggested the babysitter attempt, and search for a YouTube video if she required help to do it.

    The set of rules left by an US couple for a young female sitter. Source: Twitter.

    “I motivate the kids to enjoy as much TELEVISION as possible so they will leave you the hell alone”

    This list written by United States moms and dads has actually considering that gone viral after being shared online by the surprised partner of the babysitter.The partner shared

    a photo of the list-which was retweeted 17,000 times, with the caption,”My woman went to go babysit and this is what the parents left her “. The note advised the sitter versus providing any neighbours eggs or cigarettes, and alerted the babysitter not to respond to your home phone”unless you feel like paying expenses”. Included in the list were gems such as:”Let the kids have as much sugar as

    they desire, as long as they will go away. They take tablets to sleep anyhow “and “I motivate the kids to view as much TV as possible so they will leave you the hell alone. Do not hesitate to do the very same “. The parents described the kids”still breastfeed as needed” and to”just download a video on YouTube– it’s not that tough”. While a lot of parents have guidelines versus having buddies, or kids over, these parents were absolutely fine with it

    .”If you have any boys over, simply make sure they have a dad/uncle/brother/ pal that I can call later”. However the final guideline is perhaps the very best, advising the carer that her kids had terrific creativities;”Do not

    believe ANYTHING the kids tell you.”– LEEK(@malikbrazile )

    April 20, 2017″Where do I sign up for the task?”Many Twitter users were fast to discuss the uncommon note– with most sure it was an elaborate trick

    rather than the work of parents who are extremely non-traditional. Someone questioned,”They desired her to breastfeed their kids ??? “But another was brought in to the role,” Where do I sign up for the job? “While one reader composed

    ,”best moms and dads ever, I wan na resemble them when I mature”

    . The sweetheart reacted to the tweets that he was still confused by the note

    .”We still tryna find out if that’s a joke or not. “The babysitter was encouraged to utilize the tv and unhealthy foods as much as required, to look after the

    kids.

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