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20 Hilarious Pun-ny Tweets That’ll Make You Go Crazy With Laughter

March 10, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

As much as we love Twitter for being a platform of arguments, it is also home to some of the best jokes on the internet. Ad no we are not talking about good jokes but the bad ones which are known as puns. We all do love them let us just agree!

Who doesn’t want a little laughter in their lives? No matter how and where is it coming from, all we want is to laugh out loud. 

Here are 20 pun-tastic tweets!

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How would Riya’s boyfriend thank her?
ShukRiya #pun#punhub

— UNTAMED💫 (@maitripathak02) April 26, 2018

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What did one pizza say to the other pizza when it wanted it to move?
“Pizza Hut”#IndianPuns

— Common Desi Dude (@CommonDesiDude) October 13, 2013

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Did you heard about the guy who overdosed on curry powder, he went into a korma #IndianPuns

— Vimal Raj (@Vmalll) August 30, 2013

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Me – Wherz My Biscuit ?
Rajasthani – Oreo#DesiPuns 😂🤘

— Mirchi RJ Vivan (@MirchiVivan) April 30, 2018

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If the popular dating app Tinder was made in Punjab, would it be called..
Bhatinder? #DesiPuns

— Karan Navani (@TrappedInKaran) April 7, 2015

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She- where are you?
Me- sauna mai
She- with your phone?
Me- yup
She- in a sauna ? Kyun?
Me- rab ne banaya#pun#indianpun

— that dank guy (@utkarsh_im) November 4, 2017

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— ThatGuy (@SandeepRokde) April 10, 2018

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Man 1: I want a new car, which one should I get?
Man 2: You better get Hyundai Verna
Man 1: Verna kya be?#Indianpun

— Vishal Melwani (@Rock_n_R0ll) April 20, 2017

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Upon hearing my decision to be an atheist I was told “Ye galat fehmi hai”
I put my shades on and said
“Nahi, ye Blasphemy hai” #DesiPuns

— Karan Navani (@TrappedInKaran) March 13, 2015

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— Abhilash Mishra (@abhilash_4fb) April 30, 2018

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— PRIYO (@PRIYO86152472) April 30, 2018

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— Yash Soni (@yashsoni_27) April 30, 2018

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— Arushi Kapoor (@curlmoohi) November 3, 2017

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Pablo was misbehaving in the club, the manager goes ‘Chalo Escobar nikalo ! #narcos#desipun

— Piyush (@piyush_272) November 1, 2016

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— Harsha Karavadi (@kevin24x7) October 24, 2016

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Q What do you call your daughter working on a click farm?
A – Click-baiti
#joke#desipun

— Hunar (@hunarji) August 8, 2016

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Go be free today!
can i get some dal with that? #desipun

— Jeeya Sethi (@JeeyaDhadkDhadk) October 22, 2015

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Which Pakistani girl does not have a date of birth ?
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Umar Gul#puns

— Anas Ansari 🇮🇳 (@mohammadanas98) April 30, 2018

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Hey do you have any gum? No man I only have khusi. #desipuns

— Comedic Desi (@ComedicDesi) July 7, 2013

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How do u ask your “Maasi” to take a dip in water ?
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Diplomacy#Pun

— Anas Ansari 🇮🇳 (@mohammadanas98) April 30, 2018

Puns are the best, right?

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Glasgow prankster posts pal’s number as ‘O2 compensation line’ – but lad gets last laugh with hilarious text replies

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A GLASGOW prankster’s hilarious O2 wind up has left his pal with more than 800 messages from disgruntled customers.

Ross Mackie decided to have a little fun after the mobile phone giant’s internet and 4G crashed this week.

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We told how furious Scottish customers blasted the network after the phone operator went down leaving millions unable to make or receive calls.

And knowing many punters would be demanding refunds, Ross stuck his pal’s number online claiming it was an O2 helpline.

He wrote: “Anyone with 02. Call centre is inundated so they are telling people to text ‘Refund’ to (number) and an agent will get back to you within 24 hours to issue a refund.

“I just done it you get confirmation txt straight away.

“YOU GET £50 CREDIT TOWARDS YOUR PHONE BILL AS COMPENSATION. PLEASE SHARE.”

The lad’s cheeky post meant his mate’s phone was quickly bombarded with over 800 messages.

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But his pal got the last laugh – taking the time to reply to customers with hilarious comments of his own.

He replied to one message saying: “Congratulations you have now adopted a snow leopard at the price of £2.99!”

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Another said: “Did ye aye? Tell some c*** who gives a f**k!”

One read: “You’re no longer active on the system goodbye.”

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And one said: “Don’t like the look of that number you’re no allowed sorry.

“Bye driver.”

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The post has already racked up almost 4,000 shares and 7,000 likes since it went online.

We told how Scots singer Lewis Capaldi left fans in stitches with a hilarious response on Twitter.

And how a Scots toddler wants to be a YouTube star when he’s older after finding viral fame with a letter to Santa.

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