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Amid Philly’s heroin crisis, is it crazy to stage a play at Kensington and Allegheny?

May 13, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Part of an occasional series on the Kensington Storefront, an art-based intervention on the front lines of Philadelphia’s opioid epidemic.

As the setting sun did what it could to enchant the litter-strewn landscape of Allegheny Avenue, Darlene Ramage, 55, found her mark on the gas-station-parking-lot-turned-stage, kicked a Pepsi can out of the way, and raised her voice above the din of street traffic.

“When you see me, you see one version of me, but I’m so much more,” she began her monologue. “I’m a lion. A lion is strong, loud, and truthful. I take no crap from nobody anymore. It’s called boundaries.”

Ramage was in final rehearsals for (Kensington) Streetplay, a new theater work developed by the Renegade Company that draws its cast, subject matter, and scenery from a neighborhood that has come to serve as a shorthand for the opioid crisis that claimed 1,217 lives in Philadelphia last year. This blunt call for close-looking — an opportunity to examine a struggling, complicated neighborhood as you would an artist’s masterpiece — opens Thursday, Sept. 6,  as part of the Fringe Festival.

The aim, said artistic director Mike Durkin, is to help residents reclaim their own narrative, beyond the bleak portrayals of Kensington seen in media like The Dr. Oz Show. Sure, the play will address familiar themes — open-air drug markets, crime, prostitution, homelessness, poverty — but it will also probe the joyous and playful moments in between.

“The goal of this project is to show all those different perspectives,” he said. “I’m asking people to come to Kensington with open minds and open hearts.”

That’s essential, given the unpredictable nature of the performance. Most of the cast members have no acting experience, and many have struggled with addiction or homelessness. Some still do. And, as far as stage sets go, the corner of Kensington and Allegheny falls somewhere between challenging and hostile, what with the roar of the El above and spent syringes crunching underfoot.

“These people out there are so doped up, they don’t know where their mind is,” warned Eddie Ramage, 50, Darlene’s brother, during rehearsals one weekend. “That’s my main concern. They can just come at you.”

Durkin assured him that he had the security issue in hand. After all, he’s been making his way up and down Allegheny Avenue for two years now, getting to know the businesses, the regulars, trying to build trust in this neighborhood.

Streetplay developed out of workshops Durkin’s been running for the past year at the Kensington Storefront, a Mural Arts Philadelphia hub that embraces the concept of harm reduction. In that time, he’s grown used to starting late, adjusting on the fly, navigating past bumps, and creating flexibility within his work to accommodate a fluid cast. Some of the performers in the show have been working with him for a year, others for just a few weeks. “There were folks early on who were involved for a couple months, then overdosed and passed away,” he said.

Dani Bryant, a drama therapist who’s working on the show, said the trick was finding a balance between therapy and theater: “It’s about sharing with the audience, without it ever feeling unsafe or uncomfortable.”

The evolving, interactive work is a mix of poetry, storytelling, improvisation, and visual art. One day, a man who busks around Jefferson Station showed up with a guitar and offered to contribute a musical number. Even a few weeks before the premiere, Durkin said, “It’s hard to articulate what it will actually look like, because it’s all dependent on who’s there in the moment.”

ELIZABETH ROBERTSON / Staff Photographer

Mike Durkin from Renegade Theater Co.(right), helps folks to tell the story of the Kensington neighborhood as they see it through storytelling, music and drama.

The structure, however, is set: It’s a deeply personal walking tour that begins at K&A and rambles toward Port Richmond’s leafy Campbell Square, where performers will man a series of stations exploring universal themes like home, kids, or food. (Eddie Ramage, for example, may wax ecstatic over his Top Ramen Special, a concoction that involves barbecue chips, melted cheese, banana peppers and summer sausage. “Don’t knock it till you tried it,” he told critics at a recent rehearsal.) The set changes are subtle: vacant lots and overgrown trestles, graceful old churches and humble rowhouses. The soundtrack is provided by wheezing trucks and shrieking dirt bikes, the shouts of wheelie kids and the how-you-doing-beautifuls of bored men sitting on stoops.

On a recent afternoon, Dennis Payne, 57, was working with Logan Schulman, the dramaturge, on his talking points.

“Kensington has a very racist past,” Payne said. It’s multicultural now, he said: “We’ve been over-invaded.” He’s not proud of the history, but he feels in many ways the neighborhood was better off back then. The way he remembers it, there was just one homeless man when he was a kid. Payne would sneak him cigarettes.

Schulman pushed back: “It’s very easy to be positive about the past as nostalgia sets in.”

In some ways, the play is designed for the neighborhood itself. The actors passed out fliers in McPherson Square, and invited area residents to attend the preview performances and provide feedback.

But it’s also intended for a wider audience — as a plea for understanding, not exploitation.

“Kensington is full of crumbling beauty: buildings, people, me,” Kathryn Wylde, 40, said in her monologue. “What we need is your support. Kensington doesn’t want your lofts.”

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British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh

May 12, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

British Woman Destroys Scammer In The Most Brilliant Way, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh

When a stranger sends you a chat request on Facebook, it’s usually a good idea to just ignore it. One British woman received a message from an Indian man she’d never seen before, and rather than simply dismissing him, she decided to find out what he was all about. What ensued was a massively hilarious conversation that most likely left the guy wiping away tears of shame.

The encounter seems at least inspired by ‘Barbara O’Cumbungle,’ the woman who exposed a fraudulent Nigerian priest over the summer, if not directly carried out by her under a new alias –‘Fellatia McSuckle.’ Either way, this scammer had no idea what he was getting into, and you just have to scroll down and find out what happened.

On a serious note, if someone you met online is asking you for money, it’s a wise idea to treat it with the utmost suspicion, no matter what reasons they give. Blocking is best, but if you’re in a comical mood, feel free to use this post as a template for your response.

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Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard responds to the crazy fan theory that he is Stormi Webster’s father

May 11, 2019 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Tim Chung, Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard, has broken his silence about the latest fan theory claiming he is the actual father of Stormi Webster. He posted an Instagram photo with a subtle but clear message. 

Tim has responded to the bizarre rumors by simply posing and lounging in his latest Instagram post, which he captioned “Chill”.

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Tim Chung responded to the rumours with an Instagram post telling people to relax. (Image source: Instagram/Tim Chung)
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However, he did not directly agree or disagree with the rumours. (Image source: Instagram/Tim Chung)

This picture may not be directly associated with the fan theory but certainly did tell people to loosen up and chill. His followers did not chill at all, though; they liked the picture more than 112,000 times and asked all kinds of questions.

One user asked, “Yo, did you and Kylie smash? Cause Stormi looks just like you bro!”

Another one inquired Tim’s fatherly instincts; “Are you calmly chilling when your own daughter is in another man’s hands?”

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Fans started to ask all kinds of questions to Kylie’s handsome bodyguard. (Image source: Instagram/Tim Chung)
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Fans had suggested that Tim and baby Stormi were very similar. (Image source: Instagram/ Kylie Jenner)

After months of debate regarding the identity of Stormi Webster’s real dad, this Internet theory suggested that Kylie’s handsome bodyguard, Tim, is the actual father.

why does Stormi Jenner look like Kylie’s bodyguard? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/9Be005qfhM

— K$ (@OfficialKito) May 2, 2018

So we’re just gonna ignore the fact that Stormi looks just like Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard.!?!? pic.twitter.com/XI5iPalsAN

— Renbear🐻 (@sweetlittleren) May 4, 2018

Fans psoted side-by-side photos, comparing the two.

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Fans posted pictures of Stormi and Tim together on Twitter. (Image source: Twitter/Official Kito)
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Fans claimed that Stormi actually looks more Asian than African. (Image source: Twitter/Official Kito)

Tim is a 20-year-old part-time bodyguard and part-time model. As of now, he has more than 421,000 followers on Instagram, majority of which are females.

Some fans even ‘understood’ why Kylie would sleep with her bodyguard; some on Twitter said they would have done the same, while others demanded a paternity test.

If I were Kylie Jenner, I would have sex with Tim Chung 🤷🏼‍♂️ just saying

— Brad (@bradthurnory) May 4, 2018

The real question is WHY @KylieJenner even entertained Travis when Tim Chung is in her life. Girl. Are you blind? #stormisrealdad#timchung

— Teena ❤️ (@teenasaysss) May 3, 2018

I wanna see a paternity test for Stormi Jenner, she looks way too much like Kylie’s bodyguard😅😂

— Wyatt Jackson (@xStonewall317x) May 2, 2018

Many fans also suggested Stormi actually looks more Asian than African; they even posted comparison pictures of Tim and Travis with baby Stormi.

I’m really confused about who is the real father of stormi. Tyga, Travis or the bodyguard? lol pic.twitter.com/B5tb9fHH4m

— cole (@bonifaciocate) May 3, 2018

Although no official word has come out confirming or denying the rumors, Hollywood Life reported that the makeup mogul has ‘laughed off’ the new fan theory.

The source, which is reportedly close to Travis Scott, said, “Kylie thinks it’s hilarious that fans think her bodyguard could be her baby daddy and not Travis. Travis even got a huge kick out of it and laughed at the outrageous meme.”

“Babies can look like anyone when they’re that young, so Kylie and Travis think it is stupid that people are drawing that connection and haven’t even given it a second thought,” the source claimed.

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Tim is the 20-year-old bodyguard known for his good looks. (Image source: Instagram/Tim Chung)
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Kylie is, reportedly, laughing over the rumours about Tim and Stormi’s relation. (Image source: Instagram/Tim Chung)

Travis Scott, the 26-year-old rapper, is Stormi’s father, as claimed by Kylie. Previously, Kylie’s ex, Tyga, also claimed to be the biological father and even asked for a paternity test.

Three-month-old baby Stormi hit the headlines right after being born on February 1, and looks like she is already part of the Kardashian-Jenner limelight!

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