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Bill Burr Rips Cancel Mob: ‘Not Apologizing to F**king People Because I Told a Joke At a Show You Weren’t At’

January 19, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Comedian Bill Burr, who became a target of the cancel culture during the recent Grammy’s awards show, says he refuses to apologize for his comedy.

Burr was attacked in March after he was hired to present some awards to Hispanic artists during the pre-Grammy ceremony on March 14. During his stint on stage, Burr joked about the “feminists going nuts” because a “cis-white male” was doling out the Latino awards. And at one point during the presentation, Burr admitted that he was unsure of how to properly pronounce the name of one of the Hispanic winners.

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Bill Burr the GOAT Lolol
Rare comedian that will joke about stuff like this pic.twitter.com/Aq5dzKva0E

— alyoshka.eth (@_ThomasT) March 14, 2021

Burr was right about the faux outrage. Cancel culture leftists revved up the attack machine as soon as he hit the stage. Burr, though, was unapologetic at the time. And he is still telling the cancel culture to take a leap.

In an interview on Tuesday, Burr again blasted the left for its attempt to destroy the careers of comedians whose jokes they dislike.

Speaking to the hosts of the Pat McAfee Show, Burr noted that the extremists — both left and right — only make up a small part of the country, and they should be ignored.

“These people that are on the extreme right & left only represent about 15% of the population.. the other 85% are just wondering when mom & dad are gonna stop arguing with each other,” he joked.

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“These people that are on the extreme right & left only represent about 15% of the population.. the other 85% are just wondering when mom & dad are gonna stop arguing with each other” ~@billburr#PatMcAfeeShowLIVE pic.twitter.com/cGBT1JJlun

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) December 1, 2021

Burr added that he doesn’t think he is above criticism and said has apologized in the past after going too far for a joke.

“I’m not saying that I ever haven’t made mistakes,” he told McAfee. “There’s times I’ve, you know, pissed somebody off or made somebody cry, and if they come up and they have a legitimate thing, then I’ll apologize to them. But I’m not apologizing to a bunch of fucking people because I told a joke that they weren’t at. I told a joke at a show you weren’t at. Like, all right, so, like, how is that my fault?”

Burr has also been a harsh critic of the media for how unfairly it has covered President Donald Trump.

In July, for instance, Burr slammed CNN, MSNBC, and Fox for obsessive coverage of Trump, and called the news outlets “treasonous, un-American piece of shit.”

During his July 15 podcast, Burr called the media “fucking morons,” and added, “They’re doing what they did the first time to get this guy elected by giving him all this free coverage while they act like they allegedly don’t like him. I don’t buy it. They are a corporate news channel,” Burr ranted, ultimately dismissing them as “fucking treasonous un-American pieces of shit, just like Fox News, MSNBC, just like all of them.”

Burr also attacked Disney for firing actress Gina Carano just because she had posted a few conservative-leaning messages on social media.

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Our Military Is A Woke Joke by Kurt Schlichter

January 19, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Ignore those pictures of the Afghan army that our military senior leader geniuses spent 20 years and zillions of dollars on disintegrating in the face of a pack of glorified mountain banditos from the Seventh Century – the real story is that, finally, America’s fighting men and women are fully aware of the urgency of accepting and validating the trans experience. And it’s even better if said trans people are BIPOC. Plus differently abled. 

Our broke, woke armed forces would be a hysterically funny punchline if the joke wasn’t, “The greatest military in human history walks into a bar, puts down trillions of dollars and buckets of American blood, and asks the bartender, ‘So, what would it look like if all the generals and admirals sucked-up to the garbage establishment that has totally failed the people of the USA?’”

Yes, it is a joke, a sick one. Fire all the generals. Invite a few back, maybe a dozen. Clean out the Pentagon. Can all the “Diversity Consultants,” “Equal Opportunity Officers,” “Climate Change Mitigation Specialists,” and every other strap-hanging oxygen thief who doesn’t contribute to the only thing the military should be focusing on right now – putting Chi Coms in graves.

Yeah, there’s been a strategic failure of epic proportions by our civilian establishment. We need to fix that at the ballot box by tossing out every Democrat and every Liz Cheney-esque combat tourist who delights in sending our young people overseas to get ground up in idiotic wars designed to enrich their cronies. Hardest hit at the end of Afghanistan: Haliburton, Raytheon, KBR, and a hundred other contractors you never heard of. Oh, and the Afghan people, but they never really figured into this calculus except in the abstract idea that we were going to convert a nation of savages into Lil’ Vermonters living the Norman Rockwell dream of community democracy.

Twenty years of failure. Twenty years. How far and fast we fell. I was there thirty years ago, in VII Corps main, contributing my car washing skills, when the greatest military force in human history annihilated a country’s entire army in 100 hours and barely broke a sweat doing it. Amazingly, we did it without giving a single thought to our alleged privilege – to the extent cracking over reeking half-barrels in wooden outhouses in the middle of the desert constituted privilege. 

Look at us now. Look at the generals, in their stupid throwback uniforms from the Forties that are supposed to make the gender studies seminar we call the US Army think it’s the same force that broke Hitler. It’s not. A serious organization does not alternate its designation of America’s most serious threat between the weather, “racism,” and other Americans who dissent from the generals’ bosses’ political priorities.

The Navy is busy smashing ships into each other, or letting them burn, but it will tell you it’s the most effective, lethal fighting force ever. Baloney. It’s glided along on its WW2 legacy as well for going onto a century. It imagines that its glorious naval tradition is going to compensate for the fact that the Chinese are actually building combat-ready ships and learning how to use them. The Carthaginians were like that too – fat, smug, and eager to sacrifice their children to Moloch, just like our garbage elite. The Romans, who had no naval tradition, took one of their boats and copied it. Sound familiar? Then they built a navy. Also ring a bell? Then the Romans cleared the seas of Carthaginians and went on to rule the world for another 500+ years while Carthage’s field can still provide for all your sodium chloride needs.

By the time you read this missive, there will probably be little or no Afghanistan left unTalibanned – its capitals are getting grabbed up faster than the blueberry muffins at a Vindman family reunion. That guy represents everything wrong with our military and our elite – a mediocrity who stabbed his boss (and the American people) in the back by taking it upon himself to make foreign policy rather than help the guy elected to do so – is held up as an exemplar by our pathetic ruling caste. Recently, he posed (cringingly) with another disappointment who was tested and found wanting, the withered and wrinkly Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold the action hero is now just a grouchy old man with barely the virility to sex pester his maid anymore. That’s our military folks – the tough image hiding a pathetic reality. Like The Impregnator when he botched governing California, our military botches its one job when it fights anyone not willing to just roll over.

We saw the root cause when we watched those generals, bedecked in medals from their failed campaigns, sitting before Congress and defending their stupid reading lists consisting of the kind of stupid books that vapid, frigid Chardonnay junkies from Santa Monica read, not combat leaders. Move over, Sun Tzu – Henry “Ibram X. Kendi” Rogers has some insights into why the country you swore to die for sucks. That should motivate that 19-year old paratrooper from Omaha to take that hill! Thucydides, who we need more than ever right now, gets out of the way – here comes “Dr.” Robin DiAngelo to explain how everyone is racist, especially you. So wait, your job is to give your life…for racists?

No wonder we lose. We’re not a serious military. It’s now a jobs program for semi-employable field grade and flag officer failures to time-serve in until they can retire and get a sweet, sweet gig at Boeingrayheedynamics.

Who got fired for losing Afghanistan? No one (and don’t say David McKiernan, a solid officer who was politely asked to leave, not relieved, purely for show). 

And no one ever will. Accountability, the garlic to the vampires of our failed ruling caste, is just as foreign to the American military leadership as it is to our civilian leaders.

We will lose the next foreign war, which will most likely be with China. Thousands of Americans will die when their ships go down to PRA hypersonic missiles, and, after much soul-searching, the members of our establishment will determine that the fault lies with everyone else but them – especially you.

Landon Mion

But the next war will probably not be a foreign one. Our lousy general officer corps got the message – the new enemy du jour is us. The dissenters. The deplorables. The ones they expect to breed the next generation of soldiers for them to play with – why, you couldn’t expect young Kaden from the Upper West Side to choose to be one of those dirty Marines instead of going to Dartmouth!

But on the bright side, when they try to turn the American military on the American people (“Kurt, you’re being crazy again. Also, it’s good that unarmed conservative vet Ashli Babbit was shot for trespassing and I support the Australians sending their army to make sure every kangaroo jockey downunder has a towel wrapped around his Foster’s hole.”) don’t worry too much. There’s no reason to believe that whatever remains undeserted of the two million or so active and reserve troops we have now will be any more effective here in CONUS against 100 million armed patriots with a significant number of vets of America’s military from when it didn’t suck than it was against those patient tribesmen in the Hindu Kush.

There’s hope for a rebirth – as a hierarchical organization, the military responds to what its civilian leadership demands. The current crop of lap dogs understood that President Asterisk wants wokeness and weather panic, and he got it. President DeSantis, after he fires just about everyone 07 and up (and a lot of O6s) must tell the remaining guys who will need to re-do the post-‘Nam rebuild that their focus is warfighting, warfighting, and more warfighting, and that the enemy is not racial hustles, the climate, or American patriots.

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Port Lincoln garbage bin victim Spencer Benbolt remembered as a ‘bright, funny kid’ | 7NEWS.com.au

January 19, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The South Australian boy who died after being crushed to death while sleeping in a garbage bin has been identified as Spencer Benbolt.

Spencer, 13, was asleep in an industrial bin outside the Port Lincoln McDonalds with two of his friends, aged 11 and 12, when the bin was routinely emptied into a garbage truck around 5.20am on Tuesday.

See emotional tributes for Spencer in the video player above

Police say the 12-year-old boy was able to scramble out of the bin and tried to alert the truck driver about his friends by “banging” on the window.

But it was too late – Spencer and the other boy had already been dumped into the truck.

While the younger boy was unharmed, Spencer suffered fatal injuries.

He died at the scene.

Family and friends of Spencer are devastated.

They said the three boys were inseparable, often running away from home together.

Holly Puckridge, a friend of the boy, told 7NEWS that Spencer “was a bright kid and he did everything funny”.

“He asked to stay with us for a couple days and we let him have a sleep over,” she added.

A mother of one of Spencer’s friends said her child could have been in the bin if things had gone differently.

Jess Bettoncelli said her 12-year-old son often took off with the group, sleeping outside service stations and local sporting grounds with the others.

“He’s very shaken up, he’s I think confused,” she said.

“He’s I guess wondering and suspecting that that could have been him last night.”

Despite Spencer often running away from home and spending rough nights out, police emphasised that he was not homeless.

Superintendent Paul Bahr said in a press conference “I don’t think it would be fair to classify them as homeless”.

He said police had spoken with the “traumatised” surviving pair but had not been able to establish why they were sleeping in the bin.

“It’s tragic across a whole number of levels,” Bahr added.

“And that’s just one of the levels of tragedy to this, is why these three children thought they needed to be sleeping in the bin.

“That’s one of the avenues of inquiries we’ll be taking during the coronial investigation.”

7NEWS has been told a good Samaritan bought the boys thirty dollars worth of food hours before the horrific accident.

The truck driver was taken to hospital suffering from shock.

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“Crazy” Dog No One Wanted Finds Family Who Can’t Get Enough Of Him

January 18, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Life on the streets can be hard for a dog, but so can life in a shelter. Many dogs aren’t cut out for life in a cement cage, with little socialization or exercise. When dogs don’t adjust well to life in a shelter, it can be even harder for them to find adoptive homes because they may exhibit poor behaviors.

That was the case for a stray bully named Tuggy. The poor pup had been picked up by police and had so much energy, he couldn’t contain himself in a kennel.

When Tuggy was found, he had red, prolapsed glands in both of his eyes. His eyes, paired with his inability to sit still, made people think he was crazy. No one wanted to adopt him, and he desperately needed to be out of the kennel.

Photo: flickr/Alexander Lemke

While that could’ve been the end of the road for Tuggy, since many bull breeds who aren’t adopted end up euthanized, Tuggy was given a second chance when a woman named Melissa hesitantly agreed to foster him.

Speaking with The Dodo, Melissa explained that a friend begged her to foster Tuggy, even if just for a weekend. She finally agreed and went to meet the “crazy” dog that no one wanted.

Photo: YouTube/The Dodo
Photo: YouTube/The Dodo

Melissa’s first impression of Tuggy was that he was “ridiculous,” as he bounced around with his pudgy face and bright red eyes. He had so much energy to get out but also enjoyed flopping down and taking a snooze.

Tuggy quickly made himself at home in Melissa’s house and even got along with her other dogs and husband. It wasn’t long before Melissa realized that she wouldn’t be able to let him go. No one else may have wanted him, but he was the perfect dog for her and her family.

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He even went on to become a therapy dog and now helps Melissa and her husband welcome foster dogs into their home!

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You can follow Tuggy on Instagram, @tuggy_tugboat.

The post “Crazy” Dog No One Wanted Finds Family Who Can’t Get Enough Of Him appeared first on The Animal Rescue Site News.

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Former Victoria’s Secret Model Bridget Malcolm Slams the Company’s Woke Re-Branding as a ‘Joke’

January 18, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Former Victoria’s Secret model Bridget Malcolm is no fan of the lingerie company’s woke re-branding, calling the initiative a “joke.”

In a recent TikTok video, Bridget Malcolm blasted Victoria’s Secret’s attempt at an image overhaul, which includes cancelling its “Angels” supermodels and bringing aboard transgender and plus-sized models. The company has also hired feminist soccer star Megan Rapinoe as a spokeswoman.

“Your performative allyship is a joke,” Malcolm said in the video, using the marketing lingo that refers to corporate virtue signaling.  The caption of the video reads “too little too late Victoria’s Secret.”

Models including Maud Welzen from The Netherlands, Bridget Malcolm from Australia, Magdalena Frackowiak from Poland walk the runway during the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

Model Bridget Malcolm from Australia walks the runway during the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory on November 10, 2015 in New York City. (Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret)

The Australian model claimed in the video that the company pressured her to stay underweight, saying that her former bra size that she wore during a Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2016 no longer fits her. She also alleged she was rejected from the show in 2017 for not looking “good enough.”

“I was rejected from the show in 2017 by Ed Razek,” she said, referring to a former top executive at L Brands, the parent company of Victoria’s Secret. Razek was the subject of repeated complaints about inappropriate conduct toward models.

“He said ‘my body did not look good enough.’ I wore a size 30B at that point.”

Victoria’s Secret has been gradually embracing a more woke public image in recent years. The company hired its first transgender model — Brazil’s Valentina Sampaio — in 2019.

Last year, Victoria’s Secret announced it would permanently close around 250 stores in the U.S. and Canada.

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