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Man United fans joke PHIL JONES can play with Cristiano Ronaldo up front after training clip | Daily Mail Online

March 7, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

‘That’s his strike partner sorted!’: Man United fans joke PHIL JONES can play with Cristiano Ronaldo up front in response to a clip of the pair combining in training – after reports the isolated Portugal star spoke to Ralf Rangnick about needing support

Centre back Phil Jones may be the answer to Manchester United‘s problems in attack, joked fans online, after a clip emerged of his link-up play to score in training. 

Ronaldo last month reportedly urged interim boss Ralf Rangnick to revert back to a system which provides him with a strike partner. 

A lack of orthodox No 9 options has seen Rangnick persist with a 4-2-3-1 system but following a social media clip shared on Thursday, United fans were quick to jokingly propose the radical move to put Jones up top.

‘That’s Ronaldo’s strike partner sorted then,’ one fan wrote.

‘Can we play Jones at 9,’ another added. 

A training ground clip showed Cristiano Ronaldo backheeling the ball towards a team-mate

That turned out to be defender Phil Jones, who ran on to the ball to slot it into the net to score

Manchester United fans were quick to joke that Jones could be Ronaldo’s next strike partner

Precise finishes, acrobatic saves and more… ������

See more from Wednesday’s action-packed session ⤵️#MUFC | #MCIMUN

— Manchester United (@ManUtd)

The training ground clip shows Ronaldo backheel the ball into the area of a small-sided training game.

Jones, a centre back by trade, was free as he ran on to the ball to sidefoot into the back of the net. 

‘So Phil Jones is the answer to getting the ball in the net. Who knew?’ United fan Chris Rose added. 

Jones has endured an injury-plagued few years at Old Trafford and has only made two appearances for the club this season – a 1-0 home defeat by Wolves in the Premier League on January and their FA Cup fourth-round exit at home to Middlesbrough. 

United’s attacking woes were on full display last time out in their 0-0 draw with relegation-threatened Watford at Old Trafford. 

With the Manchester derby coming up this week, one fan joked Jones up top ‘will confuse’ City

Rangnick’s side had 22 shots and yet failed to find the net. It was a similar story away at Burnley last month when, again, 22 shots translated into a 1-1 draw. 

A 1-1 draw against Southampton at Old Trafford reportedly saw Ronaldo’s frustrations take over. 

Ronaldo was present at a meeting with Rangnick and fellow senior squad members to discuss the fractured team’s plight after drawing 1-1 at home to Southampton, according to the Athletic. 

The 37-year-old star was reportedly the most vocal, and suggested a system change to end his goal drought, which did end the following game in a 2-0 win over Brighton.

On the agenda was said to be Ronaldo’s desire to play with a strike partner. 

Ronaldo has linked-up most successfully with Edinson Cavani in a two-man attack so far 

United first introduced a two-man attack in the 3-0 victory over Tottenham back in October. 

Edinson Cavani started alongside Ronaldo, and both men scored to delay Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s inevitable sacking, which came after defeat at Watford later. 

Rangnick picked Marcus Rashford to partner Ronaldo in a 4-2-2-2 system for his first match in charge, a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace, and went with Cavani and Mason Greenwood in the same role until defeat against Wolves prompted a return to 4-2-3-1 in January. 

Whether Phil Jones is really the answer following a straightforward finish in training remains to be seen but fans took the video in good humour.  

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Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson recite each other’s movie quotes in funny video

March 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson love each other and love acting, but they do not necessarily remember lines from their old movies — not even ones where they won awards.

The mom-daughter duo paired up for this fun little game in a video for People magazine that coincided with a cover story about them, and the results were pretty hilarious.

“This is a disaster waiting to happen but we’re going to try,” noted Hudson, 41.

“This is scary,” added Hawn, 75.

What made it scarier, of course, is that Hudson was reading Hawn’s lines, and Hawn was reading Hudson’s … and they then had to guess which movie it came from!

“You think that just because I’m a movie star I don’t have feelings? Well, you’re wrong. I do have feelings! I’m an actress and I have all of them!” read Hudson, and Hawn knew immediately which movie that was from: “First Wives Club” (1996).

But of course she had to make sure to throw in an arm flourish, to show her daughter how it’s done.

Not all the lines were memorable: Quotes from “You, Me and Dupree” (Hudson) and “Death Becomes Her” (Hawn) both drew blanks, for example. Hawn even forgot “Cactus Flower” (1969), which earned her an Oscar.

“We clearly don’t watch our own movies!” joked Hudson.

“How am I supposed to remember that far back?” Hawn asked, tossing her hair.

“I always tell the girls, ‘Never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt,'” read Hawn. “‘If you never get hurt you always have fun and if you ever get lonely you go to the record store and visit your friends.'”

Instantly, Hudson knew: “Almost Famous” (2000).

“You can’t lose something you never had,” Hawn read from a cue card, and it took a moment, but Hudson remembered: “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003).

But in the end, they both helped each other figure out Hawn’s last line, one that came directly from “Foul Play” (1978). “It’s my a — they’re after,” Hudson read, and then the two put their heads together to figure out the right answer.

And when they did, it was a high-five all around! “Honey, you did it!” cried Hawn.

Be sure to check out the whole video for all the goofs and giggles.

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One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

March 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Professional comedy writer, father of four girls, and one of the most famous dads on the internet today—meet James Breakwell, the founder of the legendary Exploding Unicorn family humor project on Twitter. From keeping his family happy to managing a brand that’s keeping the world’s parents giggling during those rare moments of solitude, James is a great embodiment of what the best dads are known for: balancing work and life, giving everyone the full attention they deserve, all the while keeping the internet laughing until it hurts.

We’ve collected some of James’ funniest and most interesting recent tweets that paint a wholesome word picture about the heartwarming chaos in his home. Scroll down, check out what it’s really like raising four daughters, and don’t forget to upvote the tweets that you liked the most.

I reached out to James and he was kind enough to answer a few of my questions. We spoke about why his tweets resonate with so many people, the secrets hiding behind his success, and the future of Exploding Unicorn. Scroll down for Bored Panda’s full interview with him, Pandas.

And just in case you still haven’t had your fun parenting fix yet, you really ought to take a peek at Bored Panda’s previous features of James’ tweets here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. Enjoy!

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In James’ view, the success of Exploding Unicorn rests on how relatable his tweets are for many social media users. We’re far more alike in our life experiences than some of us realize. “Everybody’s kids are weird. No matter what strange, hilarious thing your kid did, somebody else’s kid probably did something just like it,” he told Bored Panda in an email interview.

“That’s why so many people relate to my tweets. They’re living the same experience every day, if not with their own kids, then through some other kids they know or maybe even through memories of their own childhoods.”

One of James’ superpowers is his unrelenting optimism. He believes that laughter and having a positive outlook on life can really turn things around for the better. “There’s a fine line between complaining about parenting and celebrating the struggle,” he said. “Even in the most frustrating moments, I try to put a positive spin on it. Laughing is better than having a nervous breakdown.” And we completely agree with him there.

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What’s more, James gave Bored Panda an exclusive sneak peek into what the near future holds for the Exploding Unicorn brand. Right now, he’s focusing on his weekly newsletter that’s full to the brim with hilarity.

“My big push right now is for my weekly newsletter, where I tell funny stories that can’t be summed up in 280 characters. Highlights there include the time I surprised my brother at his wedding reception with a seven-foot-tall taxidermy bear dressed in a tuxedo and the time my neighbors called the police on my pet pigs,” he revealed what the newsletter’s all about. “You can sign up to get that free newsletter every Sunday night here.” 

That’s not all, though. James plans to continue writing books, and as someone who’s dabbled in that a bit, I’m all for it. “I have three comedy parenting guides out and one guided journal for children. A few months ago, I released How To Be A Man (Whatever That Means): Lessons In Modern Masculinity From a Questionable Source. That one focuses more on funny stories from my life before kids. In January, I have my first fiction book coming out called The Chosen Twelve. It has my usual humor, but also kids with swords fighting robots and killer kangaroos. Good times.”

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James has been sharing fun and chuckle-worthy excerpts from his family life since creating his Twitter account way back in 2012. However, it was in April of 2016 that things took a turn for the dramatic.

That’s when his account went viral, launching his career as a social media superstar dad. Suddenly, everyone wanted to get a piece of James and to take a peek into what makes him tick. He’s been featured by some of the world’s best-known media sites (the number of interviews he’s done is frankly staggering!) and he’s no stranger to TV and radio, either. That’s the sort of fame that few parents would say no to!

According to his website, James was chosen as Closer Magazine’s ‘Blogger Dad of The Year’ back in 2016. Awards for being a dad and a writer? Count us in!

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Ever since the Exploding Unicorn project went viral, James has been raking in the followers. As it stands now, his Twitter account has over a million followers. Meanwhile, he also has 295k fans on Facebook and a further 148k followers on Instagram. Throw in the 20.9k subscribers that he’s got on YouTube and you’ve got yourself a small media empire.

His talents aren’t just limited to the Exploding Unicorn tweets, though. He’s also got a Star Wars parody account, he’s setting his artistic talents loose through his three webcomics, and he’s published a series of tongue-in-cheek books about parenting and more.

As for the name of the project itself, the idea of the Exploding Unicorn is something that he’s been mulling inside his mind for years and years, ever since he was in high school. Bored one day, he wrote a fake book of the Bible and one of the passages featured hydrogen-filled unicorns. The line “…and that’s where we get the saying, ‘It exploded like a unicorn’” is where the roots of the brand lie, slightly shrouded in history and mystery.

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In an interview with Know Your Meme, James elaborated on how the tweets he posts are a way to comment about his daily life experiences and what surrounds him. Since he’s a dad of four girls, it made sense to write about their conversations.

“I’d been trying to make it as a comedy writer for ten years before I went viral. I felt vindicated when it finally happened. It turns out you really can fail your way to the top,” James joked.

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James explained to Know Your Meme that his tweets are a mix of reality and fiction. “Some are real, some are exaggerated, and some are made up, but they’re all inspired by my kids,” he was candid. “These are the kinds of things my daughters say and do, even if they didn’t literally say or do them that day. That’s why my jokes ring true to so many parents. The people who have a problem with my comedy tend to be childless.”

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Recently, I had an in-depth conversation about parenting and its potential pitfalls with Lenore Skenazy, the president of Let Grow and the founder of the Free-Range Kids movement. According to her, it’s important for parents to find the right balance between being too strict and too lenient, too prying and too hands-off.

Something that parents ought to value in the digital age is their children’s privacy, Lenore says. “One thing many parents are choosing today is to keep their kids under constant surveillance, with the help of tech. Whether it’s being able to track their kids’ movements, read their browsing history, or even scan their texts, parents have all sorts of new tools to make them seemingly omniscient,” she told Bored Panda.

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“For the same reason you didn’t want your parents to read your diary, or to build a treehouse on the branch right next to YOUR treehouse, children need some space to grow into their own person. Kids need to know they are loved, but they also need to know they are trusted. They can’t prove that if parents never actually let them do some things literally on their own, without constant surveillance,” she said.

In Lenore’s opinion, the path to greater trust between parents and their kids is by embodying the motto “talk, don’t stalk.” In other words, trust and communication lead to more trust and better communication.

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“Try to keep the lines of communication open with your kids, and gradually give them more freedom as they get older and earn it by being responsible. Taking all independence away for their ‘safety’ is a way to teach them that you don’t think they can handle anything on their own— how deflating!—and that you don’t trust them. Would you appreciate a spouse who tracked your every move? Would you feel trusted? Love requires some trust.”

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Kofi Kinaata gives smart but funny response to $1M gay wedding performance invite

March 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Four-time Ghana Music Awards Songwriter of the Year winner, Kofi Kinaata has given a funny response when asked whether he will

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Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (57 New Pics)

March 5, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet’s beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world.

The humorous Wallingford Sign rose to popularity in 2005 when the owners converted the auto repair shop into an ExtraMile convenience store and petrol station. “It had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like,” says the sign’s official Facebook page.

So the ExtraMile owners went an extra mile, and the puntastic Wallingford Sign was born. Let’s see some of its best weekly jokes below and be sure to check out part 1 and part 2 when you’re done scrolling through this one.

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