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Trevor Noah Holds Nothing Back in Brutally Funny White House Correspondents’ Dinner Roast

May 4, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The last time a president and comedian shared the stage at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was six long years ago tonight when Larry Wilmore ended his set with a deeply personal send-off to Barack Obama. A lot has changed in both politics and comedy since then.

Now, following a couple of years in which Donald Trump refused to attend and was roasted in absentia by, most notably, comedian Michelle Wolf, two more years canceled due to the pandemic—and one in between that everyone involved would rather forget—Washington D.C.‘s “nerd prom” made a tentative return on Saturday night amidst yet another COVID wave that has already caught up to Vice President Kamala Harris.

But there was nothing tentative about host Trevor Noah’s set.

With Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian among the famous faces in the room, the Daily Show host opened his remarks by saying it was his “great honor to be speaking at the nation’s most distinguished superspreader event.”

“I expect this from Sean Hannity, but the rest of you, what are you doing?” Noah asked. “You spent the last two years telling everyone the importance of wearing masks and avoiding large indoor gatherings. Then the second someone offers you a free dinner, you turn into Joe Rogan.” He then noted that we should have known something was wrong when Dr. Fauci “thought it was too dangerous” to attend the event while “Pete Davidson thinks it’s OK.”

No one was left unscathed during Noah’s no-holds-barred set, from Democrats like Kyrsten Sinema (“openly bisexual but closeted Republican”) and Republicans like Ron DeSantis (“He won’t even tell people if he got the booster. Or as they say in Florida, ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’”).

There were also plenty of jokes at the expense of beleaguered media figures like Chris Cuomo and Jeffrey Toobin, who he said could still win the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album after “whipping it out” in front of his colleagues.

“This is an exclusive event,” he added. “In fact, coming in, I heard Meghan McCain telling the bouncer, ‘Do you know who my father was?!’ They were like, you have a ticket, you can come in, but she insisted on telling them who her father was anyway.”

To Meet the Press host Chuck Todd, Noah asked, “How are you doing? I’d ask a follow-up, but I know you don’t know what those are.” When the crowd groaned, he added, “Don’t boo him, he’s trying!”

The host then compared Fox News to a Waffle House, explaining, “It’s relatively normal in the afternoon, but as soon as the sun goes down there is a drunk lady named Jeanine threatening to fight every Mexican who comes in.” He said the network’s primetime lineup is so “impactful” that their “segments about vaccines moved their viewers… into the ICU.”

Spotting Fox’s Laura Ingraham in the crowd, Noah said, “Wow, what can you say about her that hasn’t already been said by the Anti-Defamation League?”

Before Noah took the stage, President Biden got an early assist from James Corden for a mildly humorous pre-taped video in which the outgoing Late Late Show host briefly replaced Jen Psaki as White House press secretary, complete with a cameo from the Fox News reporter who the president once called a “stupid son of a bitch.”

When it was his turn to tell some jokes of his own, Biden began by poking fun at his own dismal approval ratings and said it’s no surprise that it’s been six years since a president spoke at the dinner since the country suffered a “horrible plague—followed by two years of COVID.” He drew some groans when he added, “Just imagine if my predecessor came to this dinner this year, now that would have been a real coup.”

“I know there are questions about whether we should gather here tonight because of COVID,” Biden added later. “Well, we’re here to show the country that we’re getting through this pandemic. Plus, everyone had to prove they were fully vaccinated and boosted. So if you’re at home watching this and you wonder how to do that, just contact your favorite Fox News reporter. They’re all here, vaccinated and boosted, all of them.”

For good measure, the camera cut to Fox’s Peter Doocy, who barely cracked a smile.

By the end of his speech, which ran more than 25 minutes, Trevor Noah used his time in the spotlight to challenge the journalists in the room to use their uniquely American freedom for good.

“In America, you have the right to seek the truth and speak the truth, even if it makes people in power uncomfortable,” Noah said. “Even if it makes viewers or readers uncomfortable. You understand how amazing that is? I stood here tonight and I made fun of the president of the United States and I’m going to be fine.”

Turning to Biden, he asked, “I’m going to be fine, right?”

But before he left, Noah got in one more dig at the president. “Please be careful leaving tonight,” he told the crowd. “We all know this administration doesn’t handle evacuations well.”

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‘Two Quick Things’: Ben Shapiro Triggers Applause, Laughter Responding To ‘F*** You’ Heckler

May 4, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro on Monday responded succinctly to a heckler shouting “F*** you” during his speech at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro campus, titled, “Men cannot become women.”

At least one heckler gained the audience’s attention after shouting “F*** you” at Shapiro, prompting the author to respond. As things settled down, Shapiro briefly addressed the disruption.

“Okay, so two quick things; one: ‘F*** you’ is not an argument,” Shapiro said to cheers. “And two: no thanks, I’m not interested.”

When he was heckled, Shapiro was talking about the tragically high suicide rates of people who identify as transgender, even if they’ve had so-called “gender-affirming” surgeries or not.

Audience member: “F*** you!”@benshapiro: “Two quick things….One, ‘F*** you’ is not an argument. And two, no thanks, I’m not interested.” pic.twitter.com/tHjRiLX4Zt

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Shapiro took on a host of students’ questions following his speech, including one from a student who took to spewing insults at the author after unsuccessfully trying to point out flaws in Shapiro’s sources. The Daily Wire reported on the exchange:

“I’m a mathematician and physicist, here, a double major, and I also just won the prestigious award in the country to pursue research at any institution I want –” the student prefaced his question.

“Ah, congratulations,” a sincere Shapiro interjected.

“So, I think I’m pretty qualified to say that most of what you’re saying is based on old data,” the student claimed.

“I literally cited a study from last month, but sure,” Shapiro said.

“Like, for example, gender identity disorder, that’s a DSM 4 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), bro. We used the DSM 5, now,” the student said.

“I literally cited the DSM 5 in the speech, and it’s called gender dysphoria,” Shapiro explained, before the student started mimicking him in a mocking voice and said Shapiro “sounds like a bozo, bro.”

The insults continued. “And you get no p**** and can’t even get your wife w**, bro, so what’s good?” the student said, smiling to himself.

After boos were let out by the audience, Shapiro replied, “So, the nice thing about having several small children is I don’t feel the necessity to have my masculinity challenged by someone like you.”

The student, more aggressive now, scolded Shapiro for having a “Western colonial idea of gender.”

“You’re right, men and women don’t exist in any other culture,” Shapiro sarcastically shot back. “You’re right. Nailed it.”

“I’m a mathematician and a physicist!” the frustrated student screamed after the two continued to debate “gender identity.”

“As a mathematician and physicist, what in the hell do you know about human biology that allows you to deny it?” Shapiro questioned, sparking applause.

The student then yelled to Shapiro, “You got your law degree from Harvard! What do you know about biology?”

“One other thing,” Shapiro closed up the exchange, “if your logic is so flawed as a mathematician and physicist, I would suggest that whichever institution gave you an award, revoke it immediately.”

WATCH the entire speech, below:

Related: Boastful College Student Spews Insults At Ben Shapiro, Wife After Campus Speech, Ben Corrects Him On Basic Biology

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Texas restaurant draws fans with hilarious roadside messages – CBS News

May 3, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Texas restaurant draws fans with hilarious roadside messages

A small Texas restaurant is gaining a global audience — not for what’s on its menu, but rather the message it sends every day. Janet Shamlian takes a look at El Arroyo in Austin, and the sign outside it that’s drawing admirers and serving up smiles.

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Biden Has Inappropriate Outburst of Laughter When Confronted by Reporter on Afghanistan, Bad Poll Numbers

May 3, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Is President Joe Biden taking his job seriously?

Many of us are asking that question in light of the Taliban’s Afghanistan takeover (during which Biden fled Washington for another vacation) — not to mention amid the COVID crisis, rising inflation, record job vacancies and more.

In light of it all, it’s easy to see why his poll numbers are slipping.

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But when CBS reporter Ed O’Keefe pressed Biden on the Taliban and these slipping poll numbers, giving him the chance to redeem himself at least a little during a mini-news conference from the White House’s Roosevelt Room on Sunday, what does he do?

He laughs it off, of course.

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“Because the United States is now negotiating with the Taliban over airport access and such, do you now trust them?” O’Keefe asked.

He then followed up his question with another. At this point, Biden was smirking a little.

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“And then, a question on the public response. A new poll out today shows Americans wanted to withdraw from Afghanistan, but they disapprove of the way you’ve handled it.

“The poll also found that based in part on what’s transpired in the last week, the majority of Americans and, forgive me, I’m just the messenger, no longer consider you to be ‘competent, focused or effective in the job.’”

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Biden cracked a grin during O’Keefe’s spiel, and, once he finished, said, “I haven’t seen that poll.”

“It’s out there,” O’Keefe assured him. “From CBS this morning.”

To which Biden responded with a dismissive headshake and callous, patronizing laughter.

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Is this a joke, a game to him? Are Americans his game pieces?

It really should come as no surprise considering his closest comrade — Vice President Kamala Harris — displayed her own concern for the Afghanistan crisis by laughing.

At his insistent dismissal, O’Keefe fired his next question: “What would you say to those Americans who no longer believe you are fit for the job?”

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“Look, I had a basic decision to make,” Biden responded. “I either withdraw America from a 20-year war that, depending whose analysis you accept, cost us $150 million dollars a day for 20 years or $300 million dollars a day for 20 years.”

He went on to discuss the wounded and the casualties suffered during the war, a red herring response considering he could have easily discussed why the Afghan pull-out was so poorly executed instead of why it was executed in the first place.

Some commenters on the video thread even seared him for the fallacy.

“Ending the war and withdrawing is not the problem. It’s how [he] did it backward and wrong,” one said.

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“What a inept response… no one is saying we should stay… but what the h*** is he talking about? Bottom line.. you don’t pull out the military until after the Civilians are out!” another said.

The New York Post’s Miranda Devine also remarked that the problem lies with “the incompetence of the withdrawal,” rather than the withdrawal itself, citing “the premature closure of Bagram Air Base, placing our troops in an impossible position, needlessly endangering lives of American citizens and Afghan allies, and leaving billions of dollars of weaponry in the hands of our enemies.”

Devine also referenced Biden’s flawed logic that pulling out of the country would’ve proved difficult regardless of circumstance.

“The evacuation of thousands of people from Kabul is going to be hard and painful no matter when it started,” Devine quoted Biden as saying. “It would have been true if we had started a month ago, or a month from now.”

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The pundit went on to call the president’s claim “pure gaslighting,” and saying, “of course it would have made a difference if the evacuation had been done while the US military still held Bagram, before the Taliban took Kabul. Whom is he kidding?”

I second her opinion, and I’m sure many others would as well.

But Biden maintains that his move — regardless of its poor execution — was the best decision he could’ve made.

“I think that history’s gonna record this was the logical, rational and right decision to make,” he said later in his response.

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I daresay the polls tell a different story.

O’Keefe’s question was one of the four that Biden answered during the briefing, which occurred exactly one week after Kabul tragically fell to the Taliban.

Since that Sunday, we’ve seen heart-wrenching images of the still-escalating tragedy: U.S. diplomats frantically evacuating the Kabul embassy, Afghan citizens clinging to planes and falling to their deaths and those who’ve been left behind as the collateral of this conflict crying in the wake of Islamic militant oppression.

No, Biden can’t laugh this one off.

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But that won’t stop him from trying.

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Taylor Penley is a political commentator residing in Northwest Georgia. She holds a BA in English with minors in rhetoric/writing and global studies from Dalton State College. As a student, she worked in government relations and interned for Georgia’s 14th congressional district. She previously published an article with Future Female Leaders and published a rhetorical analysis of President Reagan’s Brandenburg Gate Address in a collegiate journal. She aspires to earn an MA and a PhD in journalism or communication studies in the future.
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Taylor Penley is a political commentator residing in Northwest Georgia. She holds a BA in English with minors in rhetoric/writing and global studies from Dalton State College. As a student, she worked in government relations and interned for Georgia’s 14th congressional district. She previously published an article with Future Female Leaders and published a rhetorical analysis of President Reagan’s Brandenburg Gate Address in a collegiate journal. She aspires to earn an MA and a PhD in journalism or communication studies in the future.
Taylor Penley is a political commentator residing in Northwest Georgia. She holds a BA in English with minors in rhetoric/writing and global studies from Dalton State College. As a student, she worked in government relations and interned for Georgia’s 14th congressional district. She previously published an article with Future Female Leaders and published a rhetorical analysis of President Reagan’s Brandenburg Gate Address in a collegiate journal. She aspires to earn an MA and a PhD in journalism or communication studies in the future.


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Erling Haaland posed in Arsenal kit as a kid as Gunners fans joke ‘he’s coming home’ with striker set to leave Dortmund

May 3, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

ARSENAL fans have been sent wild after an old picture of Erling Haaland in a Gunners kit was posted on social media.

The 21-year-old sensation is set to leave Borussia Dortmund in the summer for a bargain £64million.

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Haaland is expected to leave Borussia Dortmund this summer[/caption]

Manchester City appear to be in pole position for his signature, with Haaland reportedly jetting to Monaco for talks with agent Mino Raiola on Sunday.

But an old photo posted to Twitter by Football.London’s Chris Wheatley has caused quite the stir among Arsenal fans.

In the snap Haaland can be seen wearing a yellow Gunners away kit with matching shorts.

The kit is dated from the 2010-11 season, and was also used as the away kit for the next two campaigns, but it’s unknown when the picture was taken.

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Nevertheless some fans have joked it’s a sign that Haaland could be heading to the Emirates this summer.

Especially with the club on the lookout for a striker due to Alexandre Lacazette and Eddie Nketiah’s impending departures.

One excited supporter wrote on social media: “He’s coming home then.”

Meanwhile another said: “He’s a Gooner through and through.”

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Others called for Haaland’s Norway team-mate Martin Odegaard to help get a deal over the line, with one writing: “Agent Odegaard.”

Unfortunately for Arsenal fans, Haaland has also been pictured in various other kits over the years.

Last year the goal machine was spotted wearing Leeds United shorts as he signed fans for autographs.

And the fact some reports suggest Haaland has already agreed a move to Manchester City also dampen Arsenal’s chances of making the signing.

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