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Naked Hunter tells hooker about 3rd laptop stolen in Vegas: ‘The Russians have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex!’

June 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Hunter Biden is in hot water once again after a video has surfaced reportedly showing him naked with a prostitute, telling her that another laptop of his was stolen in Vegas by the Russians and that they have footage of him engaging in “crazy” sex acts.

He recounted how he was passed out in a hot tub when the Russians arrived. They checked to see if he was alive and then allegedly stole his laptop, ostensibly for blackmail purposes, according to the Daily Mail.

“They have videos of me doing this,” Biden states, evidently referring to the filmed sex he just performed. “They have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex f***ing, you know.”

The 3-minute, 40-second video clip surfaced online Wednesday. The interaction with the hooker reportedly took place in January of 2019.

“But how long ago did this happen? You said before— ” the woman asked him. “Last summer,” Biden replied.

WARNING: Graphic Video

(Video Credit: Daily Mail)

“I spent f***ing crazy amounts of money,” Hunter told the woman. “I was with these guys. The one guy was, not like you anyway… each night he’d be like ‘there’s going to be so many people here, crazy f***ing party’ and each night it’s nobody.”

“So anyway, and they had kicked everybody out. And they had cleaned up the entire place and they were getting ready to leave, and I woke up,” Biden recalled. “And there was this Russian 35-year-old, really nice, pure brunette.”

“She refused to leave and they wouldn’t call an ambulance and they didn’t know whether I was dead or not at first,” Biden stated. “They checked to see if I was breathing. When I finally showed signs of breath. At first, I wasn’t breathing. I was in the f***ing pool face down and they don’t know for how long.”

It is not known yet if Biden was simply trying to impress his paramour or if he actually let slip the truth about an 18-day bender in Vegas where he nearly overdosed yet again. He seemingly set up his sexual encounter in the hotel room to be recorded for posterity.

If what Biden says is true, it could mean he’s lost as many as three laptops with compromising information on them. That includes the one he left at a Delaware computer repair shop and another that the feds seized from the Massachusetts office of former celebrity psychiatrist Keith Ablow.

According to Biden, the guy who stole his laptop was one of “three guys that were like a little, like, group.”

“The dealer and his two guys. Like, I took them everywhere,” he claimed.

It is hard to clearly hear what Biden is saying in parts of the audio but the Daily Mail used subtitles in their version of the video to clarify what was being said.

The prostitute did not seem to really believe all that Biden was claiming. She told him that if the laptop had been stolen, the contents “would have been out already.”

“No, no, no. Because [inaudible] running for president,” Biden asserted seemingly referring to his father Joe Biden running for the presidency.

The woman asked Biden if whoever stole the laptop could blackmail him, as they did drugs on the bed.

He replied: “Yeah, in some way yeah.”

“My dad [inaudible] running for president,” he whispered. “He is. I talk about it all the time.”

“If they do, he also knows I make like a gazillion dollars,” Biden noted.

“I’m worried he gets the money upfront and maybe it doesn’t do a million dollars, maybe it does three. Maybe nobody wants to see me naked,” he told her.

“Maybe it’s ‘news interest’ and because my dad’s a public figure they say ‘we don’t have to pay you anything because you’re of interest in regular news,” Biden worried indicating that he hoped to get a cut of the profits.

“I think you should just beat him to the punch,” the hooker told Biden. “I think you should release your own video.”

The clip is alleged to be from the hard drive of the laptop that was left at the Delaware repair shop back in April of 2019.

Hunter Biden is the gift that just keeps on giving:

Hunter Biden is the son of our president. Hunter Biden is a national embarrassment. Hunter Biden is a national disgrace.

— TheLeoTerrell (@TheLeoTerrell) August 12, 2021

Hunter Biden is claiming that Russian drug dealers stole another one of his laptops.

He has lost 3 laptops with compromising information on them.

The Biden family is compromised.

— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) August 11, 2021

Remember that time Twitter & Facebook CENSORED Hunter Biden laptop stories before the election claiming it was fake news… all the while Hunter Biden admits in a sex tape video that the Russians stole ANOTHER laptop from him in 2018 for blackmail?

— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) August 12, 2021

Hunter Biden is the crackhead gift that keeps on giving.

— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) August 11, 2021

Hunter Biden was the child growing up who took his clothes off at the pool and his parents did nothing to stop him.

— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) August 12, 2021

I’ll never be able to unsee the Hunter Biden video.

Absolutely disgusting.

When Hunter Biden is not losing his laptops to Russian drug dealers with all his porn loaded up on them, he’s using the n-word all around town. And creepy Joe says he’s never known a smarter man.

— First Words (@unscriptedmike) August 12, 2021

Where in the world is Hunter Biden’s laptop?

— Rep. Jody Hice (@CongressmanHice) August 11, 2021

— Kerry 🇺🇸 (@K1erry) August 11, 2021

#HunterBiden is the gift that keeps giving. 😂😂 He sure does like hookers and Coke.

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AOC: You Are Living in a ‘Dystopian, Capitalist Nightmare’ if You Think $15 Min Wage Is ‘Crazy, Socialist Agenda’

June 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) is not holding back when it comes to the discussion of whether or not to raise the federal minimum wage to $15 per hour.

“Any person who thinks that a $15 minimum wage is the ‘crazy, socialist agenda’ is living in a dystopian, capitalist nightmare,” Ocasio-Cortez said during an MSNBC interview late Sunday.

She continued, “We should not prop that up. We should not continue that. People are sleeping in their cars.”

The New York lawmaker called it “deeply shameful” that it is being debated on raising the minimum wage to $15 per hour.

Watch Ocasio-Cortez’s interview below:

“Any person who thinks that a $15 minimum wage is the ‘crazy, socialist agenda’ is living in a dystopian, capitalist nightmare. We should not prop that up. We should not continue that. People are sleeping in their cars,” Rep. Ocasio-Cortez says about increasing the minimum wage. pic.twitter.com/71K9iVkfKX

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 1, 2021

Democratic lawmakers are pushing to have the $15 minimum wage hike in President Joe Biden’s $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief plan. They are looking to increase the minimum wage to $15 by 2025.

Sens. Joe Manchin (D-W.V.) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) pose a threat to Democrats’ plans.

The two senators have indicated they oppose using budget reconciliation to pass the minimum wage increase.

The House of Representatives passed the $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief package on Saturday.

Now, the spotlight is on the Senate.

The Senate is 50-50 between Republican and Democrat seats. If all Democrats were to vote for the package with no Republican support then Vice President Kamala Harris would cast the tie-breaking vote.

Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio) said during an NBC “Meet the Press” interview Sunday, “We will figure out a way to do this,” adding, “Democrats are united in raising wages… we’re going to make it happen.”

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Eric Swalwell Just Stood Up To The Crazy And Shut Down A Bullying Marjorie Taylor Greene Staffer

June 6, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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A staffer for Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to bully Rep. Eric Swalwell for wearing a mask, so he got in the staffer’s face and told him off.

Scott Wong tweeted the details:

Another verbal altercation just happened in the House:

MTG’s spokesman Nick Dyer told @RepSwalwell: “Biden says you can take off your mask”

Swalwell confronted Dyer, got in his face and according to Dyer, said: “You don’t tell me what to fucking do!”

— Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) May 14, 2021

Rep. Swalwell confirmed the story:

I had a mask on as I stepped off the Floor. An aide with @mtgreenee yelled at me to take my mask off. No one should be bullied for wearing a mask. So I told the bully what I thought of his order. Predictably, he went speechless. I regret I wasn’t more explicit. https://t.co/o8j0DXWOBm

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) May 14, 2021

The domestic terrorist cell disguised as a congressional staff needs to not only be put in their place but removed from the House. It takes some serious entitlement and delusion for a spokesman to yell orders at a member of Congress.

Taylor Greene’s staff clearly picked the wrong person to try to bully.

Eric Swalwell isn’t going to take their taunts, and if House Democrats had the votes, Taylor Greene would already be back in Georgia as an expelled member of Congress.

For more discussion about this story join our Rachel Maddow and MSNBC group.

Mr. Easley is the founder/managing editor, who is White House Press Pool, and a Congressional correspondent for PoliticusUSA. Jason has a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science. His graduate work focused on public policy, with a specialization in social reform movements.

Awards and  Professional Memberships

Member of the Society of Professional Journalists and The American Political Science Association

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Why do Africans laugh or look down on people that can’t speak proper English? – TuBaba asks – YabaLeftOnline

June 5, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Best Random Photos: Funny Signs, Random Signs, and More

June 5, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

We compile funny signs and random photos that will make you laugh or chuckle as you start the rest of the week.

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