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Joe Rogan calls Amber Heard a ‘crazy lady’ who is ‘full of s**t’ and sides with Johnny Depp | Daily Mail Online

June 10, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan has chimed in on the highly-publicized court case between actors and former spouses Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, claiming the latter is ‘full of s**t’.

Depp is suing Heard for $50 million plus legal fees on grounds of defamation, arguing that claims of abuse she made in a 2018 essay published in The Washington Post were false and derailed his career.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star also alleges that he was the victim of abuse at the hands of Heard, who maintains she told the truth in her article and is counter-suing for $100 million.

On Joe’s Tuesday podcast with fellow comedian Jessica Kirson, the pair opened the show by discussing the trial, with Joe tearing into ‘crazy’ Heard.

‘That’s what happens with people like that. People that are just manipulative and full of s**t like that,’ he said.

‘[Comedian Doug Stanhope] knows her. Stanhope’s buddies with Johnny Depp. He wrote something, like an essay about how full of s**t she is, and she threatened to sue him, and I think he had to wind up taking it down.

‘He knows her well… He’s like, ”She’s out of her f**king mind like a crazy actress!’ 

Joe made reference to Heard’s claims she used a specific make-up kit produced by cosmetic brand Milani to cover up bruises allegedly inflicted by Depp in 2016.

The brand refuted her claims, pointing out the make-up kit in question was not released until after the pair had divorced in 2017.

In the latest from the Depp-Heard trial: 

On Joe’s Tuesday podcast with fellow comedian Jessica Kirson, the pair opened the show by discussing the trial, with Joe tearing into ‘crazy’ Heard

Actor Amber Heard leaves the courtroom at the Fairfax County Circuit Court in Fairfax, Va., Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Actor Johnny Depp gestures as he stands in the courtroom during a recess amid his defamation trial against his ex-wife Amber Heard, at the Fairfax County Circuit Courthouse in Fairfax, Virginia, on April 27, 2022

In the first seconds of the Tuesday episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe said: ‘I’m watching this trial, and, like, it’s a cautionary tale about believing in bulls**t, forming a narrative in your head.

‘That’s what I felt like about Anthony Bourdain and his relationship to that crazy woman,’ he said, referencing the late chef and travel documentarian’s tumultuous relationship with Italian film star Asia Argento. 

‘You’re seeing all the crazy come out,’ he concluded.

Yesterday, Depp’s former agent Christian Carino told the court about emails sent to him by Heard after she broke up with Elon Musk.

Heard began dating the Tesla founder around the time of her split with Depp in May 2016 and by August the following year they had broken up.

Carino, a talent agent with mega agency CAA and Lady Gaga‘s ex-fiance, appeared by a pre-recorded video deposition and confirmed that Heard and Musk were in a relationship for a time.

Asked if Heard moved on to dating Musk ‘immediately after Johnny Depp’, Carino said yes.

In an email on August 7, 2017, Heard told Carino: ‘Dealing with breakup. I hate when things go public. See I’m so sad,’ in reference to her split with Musk.

Carino replied to Heard: ‘You weren’t in love with him. You told me 1,000 times you were just feeling space.’

Heard began dating the Tesla founder around the time of her split with Depp in May 2016 and by August the following year they had broken up

Johnny Depp’s former agent Christian Carino told the court about emails sent to him by Heard after she broke up with Elon Musk

In another email in the same conversation she said: ‘I hate that yet again a man lets me fall on the spikes by myself.’

Carino said: ‘How so?’

Heard emailed back: ‘They’re mad at me for leaving them and put things like this out there’, in apparent reference to the story being covered in the media.

Carino responded: ‘You could avoid all this if you stop dating uber famous people.’

Asked what he meant in the email, Carino told the court he was trying to tell Heard: ‘If you don’t like being in the press about your personal life don’t date people that are famous.’

Earlier in the day, Depp cracked up with laughter as the doorman of his building described how Amber Heard asked him to investigate an intruder due to scratches on their front door – which were caused by the dog.

Alejandro Romero said that Heard and her friend Rocky Pennington told him that ‘somebody tried to get into my unit’ at the Eastern Columbia Building in West Hollywood.

Appearing in a pre-taped video deposition, Romero said he thought to himself: ‘What? Four inches above the (floor)? The dog was scratching.’

He said: ‘In my head (I’m thinking) you think someone is trying to get into your unit with scratches four inches above the floor?’

At this point Depp started laughing and there was laughter in the public gallery.

Earlier in the day, Depp cracked up with laughter as the doorman of his building (pictured vaping during his deposition) described how Amber Heard asked him to investigate an intruder due to scratches on their front door – which were caused by the dog

Actor Johnny Depp sued his ex-wife actress Amber Heard (pictured yesterday) for libel in Fairfax County Circuit Court after she wrote an op-ed piece in The Washington Post in 2018 referring to herself as a ‘public figure representing domestic abuse.’ 

Romero said: ‘They were so scared. They asked me to go inside the unit to check room by room. I did it, it’s part of my job.’

Romero met Heard on May 25, 2016, four days after the final argument between Heard and Depp before their divorce.

She claims Depp struck her with a mobile phone at the apartment – something he denies.

Romero said that he didn’t see any bruises and cuts on Heard’s face at the time and she was 3ft away from him.

Asked if he would have seen anything, given they were so close and the light was good, he said: ‘That’s correct’.

Depp laughed again as an exasperated Romero said he wasn’t checking if Heard’s ‘eyelashes are not even’.  

On Tuesday, expert witness Dr. Shannon Curry was called to the stand. 

The clinical and forensic psychologist told the court she concluded Heard had traits consistent with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) and Histrionic Personality Disorder (HPD) – two conditions found in people with patterns of emotional instability and attention-seeking behavior. 

The court heard the psychologist diagnosed Heard with two personality disorders found in people with patterns of emotional instability and attention-seeking behavior

The expert’s testimony will help bolster Depp’s claims that his ex-wife falsely accused him of physically and sexually abusing her in a Washington Post op-ed in 2018, and that Heard was allegedly the real abuser

Dr. Curry testified that she was initially hired by Depp’s lawyers early last year to review files in the legal battle between the two feuding exes and identify behavior in their relationship that may be consistent with ‘intimate partner violence’. 

The psychology expert, however, revealed her role would shift several months later in October, when she was asked to provide a psychological evaluation of Heard, 36. 

‘The results of Ms. Heard’s evaluation supported two diagnoses: Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) and Histrionic Personality Disorder (HPD),’ Curry told the court. 

She concluded that Heard ‘grossly exaggerated’ her post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after her relationship with Depp and said that in the actress’s eyes, the actor went from being ‘idealized to the dumpster.’

Dr. Curry noted that Heard’s BPD was marked by an ‘underlying terror of abandonment’ and somebody with the condition tends to make ‘desperate attempts’ to stop it from happening.

These could be ‘very extreme behaviors’, she said.

Curry added that as a result of these disorders, somebody like Heard could appear charming at the start of a friendship or relationship but could then turn dark easily.

Heard is expected to take the stand in the coming days to begin her highly anticipated testimony.  

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Joke About Prince Louis’ Hilarious Antics | HuffPost Entertainment

June 9, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The 4-year-old royal was the accidental star of the queen’s Platinum Jubilee.

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Social media users react with delight at Her Majesty’s hilarious sketch with Paddington bear | Daily Mail Online

June 9, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Social media users have reacted with delight at the Queen‘s performance with Paddington bear which kicked off Party at the Palace performances for her Platinum Jubilee celebrations tonight.

Tens of thousands of people flocked to Buckingham Palace to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee on Saturday and watch a pop concert that started with the 96-year-old monarch having tea with Paddington Bear.

In a short video, the Queen revealed that she kept the Bear’s favourite – a marmalade sandwich – inside her ever-present handbag. She then started tapping along to the tune of the Queen rock anthem ‘We Will Rock You’, which opened the show.

And social media has gone crazy for the short clip, which likened that of her skit with Daniel Craig as James Bond for the opening ceremony at the London 2012 Olympics, where she ‘jumped’ out of a helicopter to kick off the rest of the performance.

Simon J Goddard said of the skit on Twitter: ‘The Queen acts her socks off with Paddington Bear: perfect comic timing.

‘I’ve heard that she was once nicknamed ‘One Take Windsor’. A great start to the Party at the Palace and the ‘other Queen’ are storming it!’

Social media users have reacted with delight at the Queen’s performance with Paddington bear which kicked off Party at the Palace performances for her Platinum Jubilee celebrations tonight

One person wrote: ‘I’ve not remotely got into the whole Jubilee thing but I can’t deny that this little Paddington Bear segment with the Queen was so lovely and cute.

‘Then going straight into Adam Lambert and Queen. Seeing so many people come together is lovely, more of this please. 

Another person said: ‘The Queen and Paddington Bear was utterly brilliant only eclipsed by her tapping along, on her bone china tea cup to Queen.’

Michelle O said: ‘Watching Queen’s Jubilee concert. The sketch she did with Paddington Bear and pulling a marmalade sandwich out of her handbag. Priceless.

‘Plus tapping her teaspoon on her cup, the intro to ‘We Will Rock You’, I bloody love our Queen.’

Julie Marriot added: ‘Omg I absolutely am in awe at our Queen’s participation with Paddington Bear and marmalade sandwiches in her bag and tapping her teaspoon to the intro of we will rock you! Amazing. It’s going to be a fantastic evening for all.’

User @st_ua_rt wrote: ‘The Queen performing We Will Rock You on the spoons with Paddington Bear. Cancel the rest of the concert. Tonight has already peaked.’ 

And social media has gone crazy for the short clip, which likened that of her skit with Daniel Craig as James Bond for the opening ceremony at the London 2012 Olympics, where she ‘jumped’ out of a helicopter to kick off the rest of the performance

Em Boulton made a very good point about the proposal of this sketch with Her Majesty.

She said on Twitter: ‘Everyone’s talking about The Queen and Paddington Bear, but spare a thought for the person who had to make the request, ‘Would you have tea with a CGI bear, pull a sandwich out of your handbag, then play We Will Rock You on a teacup?’

And concerning the Queen’s handbag, Kayla Adams commented: ‘We always wondered what the Queen carried in her purse, now we know thanks to Paddington Bear.’

Another person said: ‘I don’t want to alarm everyone outside of the UK but we just witnessed the Queen, like the ACTUAL Queen performing we will rock you with Paddington Bear in Buckingham Palace… we’re having a wild weekend.’ 

Tens of thousands of people flocked to Buckingham Palace to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee on Saturday and watch a pop concert that started with the 96-year-old monarch having tea with Paddington Bear

Simon J Goddard said of the skit on Twitter: ‘The Queen acts her socks off with Paddington Bear: perfect comic timing. ‘I’ve heard that she was once nicknamed ‘One Take Windsor’. A great start to the Party at the Palace and the ‘other Queen’ are storming it!’

A host of performers will appear on stage, including Alicia Keys, Diana Ross and Rod Stewart, before the queen’s son and heir Prince Charles, and her grandson Prince William, pay tribute to the record-breaking monarch following her 70 years on the throne.

By early evening, tens of thousands of people had gathered on the Mall, the grand boulevard that runs up to the palace, and in a nearby park to watch the concert on big screens, while those with tickets surrounded the stage on a warm evening.

The opening video between the queen and the fictional character from children’s literature had echoes of 2012 when she appeared with Britain’s most famous fictional spy James Bond in a video for the opening ceremony of the London Olympics.

The monarch was not present at Saturday’s concert due to the ‘episodic mobility problems’ that have caused her to cancel a number of engagements recently.

Andrew Singleton, a 56-year-old window fitter from northern England who was in the queue for the concert, said the Jubilee had helped to bring the country together.

‘People have travelled from as far as America to actually come here and just enjoy the celebrations,’ he said.

Earlier in the day the queen also missed the Epsom Derby horse race.

Her daughter Princess Anne, who competed in the three-day equestrian event in the 1976 Olympics, stood in for her mother, who has rarely missed the race during her record-breaking reign and watched on television from her Windsor Castle home.

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Pictures reveal how the Queen is still adopting the same stance and smile she had as a toddler | Daily Mail Online

June 9, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

By Kate Mansey and Ian Lloyd For The Mail On Sunday

With her hands clasped together, a slightly mischievous smile on her face and a string of pearls around her neck, it is a pose that many have come to expect from Britain’s longest-serving Monarch.

And today a newly revealed picture from a collection of rarely seen private family photographs – recently sold at auction – shows that Her Majesty even adopted the familiar stance as a two-year-old.

Her maturity at that age impressed Winston Churchill, who met her at Balmoral in September 1928. Writing to his wife Clementine, he described the young ‘Lilibet’ as ‘a character’, adding that: ‘She has an air of authority and reflectiveness astonishing in an infant.’

Princess Elizabeth circa 1929(L) and Queen Elizabeth ii this year preparing for her Platinum Jubilee

It is understood that the photographs were taken by Elizabeth’s father, Prince Albert, Duke of York – a gifted amateur photographer who came to the Throne as King George VI when his brother Edward VIII abdicated.

Like the Duchess of Cambridge, who takes portraits of her children to mark their birthdays, rather than using official photographers, the future King was able to capture his children at their most relaxed and happy.

The images of Elizabeth as a young girl were given to Beryl Poignand, former governess and lifelong friend of Albert’s wife, the Duchess of York – known to later generations as the Queen Mother.

Miss Poignand was also trusted to write the book The Story of Princess Elizabeth, under the pseudonym Anne Ring. It was published in 1930 when the future Queen was four.

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Middle Class Home Thing Viral On Twitter | इन 17 ट्विट्स को देखकर समझ जाएंगे एक ‘मिडिल क्लास’ की जिंदगी – Funny Photos | नवभारत टाइम्स

June 8, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Middle Class Home Thing Viral On Twitter : जिंदगी तो मिडिल क्लास लोगों की होती है। हर दिन एक नया स्यापा। बोले तो जीवन में कभी रोमांच की कमी नहीं होती। और हां, चाहे मामला जुगाड़ बैठाने का हो या फिर चीजों के अंतहीन इस्तेमाल का। यह हर काम में उस्ताद हैं। खैर, सोशल मीडिया पर एक थ्रेड वायरल हो रही है, जिसमें लोगों ने उन चीजों को शेयर किया है, जिन्हें देखकर आप समझ जाएंगे कि यहां बात मिडिल क्लास घरों की हो रही है।

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