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Kylian Mbappe and Neymar are “a joke” to play against, says Jonathan Panzo, with the Dijon star admitting that trying to contain the threat posed by two Paris Saint-Germain superstars is akin to “defending against robots”.

Panzo has first-hand experience of facing France and Brazil international forwards in Ligue 1.

A top-flight contest earlier this season saw PSG run out 4-0 winners on the day, with Mbappe stepping off the bench to net two goals in that fixture – with both efforts teed up by Neymar.

Prolific frontmen at Parc des Princes have endured struggles since that outing on October 24, with form and fitness problems holding them back, but their quality remains without question.

Panzo is certainly not relishing another outing against PSG on February 28, with the England U21 international telling Ligue 1’s official website of facing Mbappe and Neymar: “It was a joke. it was like defending against robots. They’re so fast, they’re just so good, it’s so hard to defend, to control.

“Just that experience of playing against that sort of player is good for me.”

Panzo came into very close contact with Neymar during his meeting with PSG, with the South American tangling with him inside the box, but the 28-year-old was looking to have a bit of fun.

London-born Panzo, who joined Dijon from Monaco in the summer of 2020, added: “I’m not quite sure [what he was doing]. I was coming into the box and he just hugged me.

“I said to him, ‘What are you doing?’ He just started laughing. It was a friendly hug… he was defending against me, but I think he was just joking around.”

Panzo spent time within Chelsea’s academy system as a youngster, before joining Monaco in 2018, and is enjoying life in Burgundy after taking on another new challenge in his blossoming career.

He said of his time at Dijon, with a three-year contract committed to upon his arrival: “It’s going well, I’ve got some games under my belt.

“Dijon are a great club, fighting to stay up in Ligue 1. I wanted to help them and get some game time as well.

“I think I’m getting used to a lot of changes, there were a lot of changes at Monaco too. You have to adapt, keep pushing, and work hard to stay in the team.”

Amidst the ongoing fight between actresses Lizzy Anjorin and Toyin Abraham, Nollywood veterans, Femi Adebayo and Joke Silva have taken to their Instagram page to eulogize and pray for Toyin Abraham.

This comes after Toyin cried out over allegations that Lizzy Anjorin and a socialite on Instagram, Esabod cursed her son and husband.

KFN recalls that Toyin and Lizzy Anjorin have remained sworn enemies over a controversial issue best known to both actresses.

According to Joke in her post on Instagram, Toyin is covered with the blood of Jesus and may she the curses shall not come to pass.

Sharing a photo of Toyin on a movie set, Joke wrote;

“OLUWATOYIN OMO ABRAHAM !!! AYA AJEYEMI !!! MUMMY IRE !!! ACTOR of Life GOD BLESS YOU @toyin_abraham
The curse causless shall not stand. You are covered in the BLOOD of your KING. ON THE SET OF #OGUNDABEDE
(KING OF THIEVES)”

Taking to Joke’s comment section to appreciate her, Toyin wrote;

“Grandma @ajokesilva Thank you so mummy love u with all my heart and this just lifted my spirit more… Eshey ganni mummy mi”

Femi Adebayo on the other hand called for prayers for the ‘Alakada crooner’. According to Femi, Toyin is an amazing actress. In his words;

“OLUWATOYIN OMO ABRAHAM !!! AYA AJEYEMI !!! MUMMY IRE !!! ACTOR AIYE !!! GOD BLESS YOU @toyin_abraham PLEASE GUYS, HELP ME EMBARRASS TOYIN WITH PRAYERS O! STILL ON THE SET OF #OGUNDABEDE (KING OF THIEVES)”

Reacting to this, the mother of one wrote;

“Broda Femi I love u so much and I can’t wait for the world to see it… I miss u and miss our mangoes and fried meat more”

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Fans of Nollywood actress, Toyin Abraham have embarked on a 3 days prayer and fasting for their favourite following her unending fight ith Lizzy Anjorin.

This comes after the fight between these Nollywood stars was revisited and Toyin was forced to react after Lizzy and others allegedly placed huge curses on her son and husband.

According to Toyin, the curses were too much on her family and it’s unfair because she did not do anything to Lizzy to deserve that.

Watch the video below;

Nollywood actress Ify Onwuemene is dead.

Ify Onwuemene died on Tuesday after years of battling endometrial cancer.

Her colleague, Mrs Gloria Young made the announcement in a social media post on Tuesday night.

“With a deep sense of loss but total submission to God Almighty, we regret to announce that IFEY ONWUEMENE has gone to be with the Lord.

“IFEY ONWUEME was diagnosed with endometrial cancer, her womb was removed but she has been battling the ailment for many years now.

“In 2019, even after 8 sessions of chemotherapy, the doctors told her she had reached stage 4.

“However, we are not sure if she was given the wrong diagnosis or…

Actress, Iyabo Ojo has been under the fire for interfering in the ongoing fight between Toyin Abraham and Lizzy Anjorin.

KFN recalls that Lizzy Anjorin revisited her fight with Toyin Abraham after she birthed her child a few weeks ago.

According to Lizzy, Toyin is a bad person and a pretender, but most people don’t know this.

For the first time, Toyin decided to address the issue during a live video session with Iyabo Ojo. The mother of one explained that she does not understand why Lizzy was picking an offence with her and it was getting out of hands because her son and husband were being cursed.

Iyabo Ojo’s facial expressions during the video session have earned her alot of…

GOT7’s Jay B recently updated his Instagram with a new haircut and fans couldn’t help but express their thoughts on how cute he looks. The multitalented idol whose visuals are so outstanding words do not do it justice has been rocking the long-haired look for a while. A favorite for many, he looks like a mix of a prince with a hint of a rock star in long hair. However, the idol true to his stylish nature, switched things up when he shared his new shortcut hair look on Instagram, drawing lots of positive comments and praises for how cute he looked. Clearly, he looks effortlessly charming in any hairstyle, and with just a flip of a clipper, he can go from high-end fashion model to cute and cuddly Teddy bear or a nerd. Either way, Jay B’s iconic hairstyles will always make the hearts of everyone swoon as beyond his hair and looks, what fully attracts many to him, is his confidence and charisma. Here are some of the pictures he has shared so far. Here are some of the reactions on Twitter. i’m sorry but long hair jaebeom??? idk him i only know this jaebeom 😵‍💫 pic.twitter.com/cynRZy9qtH — allyson (@nyeongsoopreme) June 7, 2022 IDK what kind of fever deream we’re all having or what type of halucinogens we’re on, but there’s no fucking way this man exists pic.twitter.com/owylYWg2vq — Def’s Cat | Mourns for Jaebeom’s Hair (@comegetitdef) June 7, 2022 Jaebeom cutting his hair to clean cut is the best decision he made, i hope he trim them and maintain the hairstyle, man is so beautiful every angle! 😍 #JAYB #제이비 @jaybnow_hr pic.twitter.com/sZWrpjc6hH — ¨Fati ☯︎🍬🥂 (@MyBBeommie) June 7, 2022 filed under my favorite #jaebeom looks 😭💚 short hair or long hair, he can def pull everything off 😭😭💚#JAYB #제이비 @jaybnow_hr pic.twitter.com/fRqjTdiJnM — lexa🔗👷🏻‍♀️ (@thirstdei328_) June 7, 2022 he looks like a very cute nerd pic.twitter.com/HEHKoT8DHr — emi✵👷🏻‍♀️🍦 (@SUHOLYX) June 7, 2022 Do you like his new look? Let us know in the comments section below.  

Black Americans may need to “flee the country” in the face of an apparently growing population of “crazy White people” who are “not to be trifled with,” according to a recent Washington Post piece.

In an essay published in the Post on Tuesday titled, “Why Black people are afraid of ‘crazy’ White people,” columnist and associate editor Jonathan Capehart begins by letting readers in on a “little secret” — “black people” don’t fear typical white people, but rather “crazy” ones.

“Things felt so dicey during the Trump years, I half-joked that my husband and I might have to reenact that scene from ‘The Sound of Music’ and flee the country,” he said. 

“Now, an alarming new report from the Southern Poverty Law Center [SPLC] shows that my ‘Operation von Trapp’ might need to go live,” he added. “The ranks of ‘crazy’ White people appear to be growing — and the rest of us don’t know what to do about it.”

Black people are not afraid of White people. We’re afraid of “crazy” White people…Now, an alarming new report from @splcenter shows that the ranks of “crazy” White people appear to be growing. https://t.co/YGo2w1kOHD

— Jonathan Capehart (@CapehartJ) June 7, 2022

Capehart defines “crazy” as one who “believes any aspect of the racist ‘great replacement’ conspiracy.” 

“This is the noxious idea that liberals are deliberately replacing White people with non-Whites and immigrants,” he said, claiming it “allegedly drove an 18-year-old man to target Black people in Buffalo, killing 10 and wounding three.”

He called the fact that the “twisted belief” is so widely held, “terrifying,” as he cited a recent Washington Post/Ipsos poll allegedly revealing the “present-day Black fear of White violence.”

He also argued that the “right to self-protection, let alone the right to bear arms, doesn’t exactly apply to Black people.”

“Imagine I get a gun for self-protection (not that I ever would, but stay with me). A situation arises in which I use it to protect myself. But then the cops arrive, see a gun, ‘fear for their lives,’ and, well, the rest writes itself,” he said. 

“Remember Philando Castile?” he asked in reference to a black man who was fatally shot in 2016 by a Minnesota police officer in an incident that was live-streamed in a widely shared Facebook video. “We can’t win.”

Though Capehart “won’t be getting a gun. Ever,” he considers the decision to “leave the country for my own protection.”

“It’s a question many people of color have been pondering the past several years,” he wrote, highlighting Daily Beast reporter Wajahat Ali’s latest column, “Is It Time for Me to Leave America?”

However, according to Capehart, the decision to leave is not due solely to “race,” but also to issues surrounding gender, LGBTQ, and abortion.

“The SPLC report notes a correlation between the obsession with ethnic ‘replacement’ and a fixation on gender identity,” he wrote. “And look: More than 300 anti-LGBTQ bills have been filed this year alone, many of them targeting trans children and their families.” 

“This is not to mention the threat to abortion access or to other rights (such as my marriage) that could fall like dominoes,” he added.

Though citizens can and must “vote and organize, and change hearts and minds and all that,” Capehart demands that “marginalized people” not be blamed for “being scared.”

“The warnings of a potential loss of freedom, liberty and life are omnipresent and unrelenting, like being in the middle of Times Square with every sign flashing ‘You in danger!’” he wrote.

Capehart attributes all the aforementioned “threats” to a supposed rise in “crazy” white Americans.

“And it’s all because the number of ‘crazy’ White people in America fearing ‘replacement’ appears to be growing — and they seem ready to do whatever it takes to stay at the pinnacle of American life,” he wrote.

“I’m not sure they will succeed in getting me to leave my country,” he added. “But ‘Operation von Trapp’ is ready. ‘Crazy’ White people are not to be trifled with.”

The Post essay comes as many on the left continue to depict America as a systemically racist country.

Last month, a Washington Post essay called on Black Americans “tired” of American hostility to consider relocating to Ghana to be “free from White America’s psychic violence.”

Opinion by Karen Attiah: For African Americans tired of U.S. hostility, Ghana is still calling https://t.co/j0uYjFUsPl

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 20, 2022

Also in May, CNN senior political reporter Malika Henderson said that “white Americans have to come to terms with” their racism while reacting to President Joe Biden’s speech in Buffalo, NY, after the mass shooting in Tops supermarket.

In April, 1619 Project creator and professor Nikole Hannah-Jones said she did not know how anyone could argue that the U.S. was not “founded as a racist country.”

In March, a Washington Post piece accused many Americans of denying and downplaying rampant racism throughout the country, claiming the killers of Ahmaud Arbery “stand in for millions of Americans” nationwide who believe that skin color deems one “less worthy.” 

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Mike Tindall has gained a reputation on social media for his hilarious anecdotes, brilliant sense of humour and his behind-the-scenes shots of royal events. Mike – who is married to The Queen’s granddaughter Zara Tindall – often shares a funny insight into the formal events with his 89k Instagram followers.

Following his appearance at Trooping the Colour and the Service of Thanksgiving in London for Her Majesty’s historic Platinum Jubilee, the former rugby star has had his fans in stitches with a series a images where he has posed with his wife’s brightly coloured fascinators and trolled Zara and Princess Eugenie for their outfits.

The photographs have prompted a number of funny reactions with fans begging that he keeps up the trend and poses wearing Zara’s accessories at other appearances.

The first photo was taken after the Trooping the Colour Parade as Mike posed with Zara’s bright red fascinator that served as a fashionable pairing with his matching red tie. Royal fans were quick to express their thoughts on the funny look, one said: “It’s the serious look on his face for me, while at the same time not taking himself seriously at all. Genius”

Following the success of the first snap, Mike shared a second image after the Service of Thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral this morning (Friday, June 3). This time Mike was all smiles as he donned Zara’s vibrant pink fascinator which matched with his pink tie. Again, fans on social media were quick with their praise. One said: “I’m loving the way Mike is wearing ties that match the colour of Zara’s outfits.”

However, Mike’s jokes don’t end with him trying on his wife’s headwear as he promptly posted a second image of Zara and her cousin Princess Eugenie where he compared the duo and their brightly coloured outfits to Starburst sweets.

Alongside comparison pictures of pink and orange sweets, Mike wrote the caption: “When you combine your favourite Starbursts!! 2 world class ladies!! #starburst #platinumjubilee.”

The brilliantly funny posts have left his followers begging for similar content, with some going as far to suggest which colour hat would suit him best. One fan joked: “I think a green one would look FABULOUS on you”, while another added: “What are you like lad? I’ll go with blue for tomorrow.”

It is not known exactly when the couple will make their next appearance, although many believe that they will join Princess Anne at The Epsom Derby as she stands in for The Queen on the third day of jubilee celebrations.

It was announced earlier today that Her Majesty will watch the events on television from the comfort of her Windsor Castle home. The full statement from the palace reads: “We can confirm Her Majesty won’t be attending the Derby tomorrow but is expected to watch it on television at Windsor Castle. The Princess Royal is expected to attend.”

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