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Hilarious reactions as Wizkid’s heavily pregnant baby mama, Jada hints at craving “Bread and ice cubes” – YabaLeftOnline

July 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Hilarious reactions have trailed a recent post by singer Wizkid’s pregnant baby mama, Jada, hinting at a craving for bread and ice cubes.

The expectant mother of one shared her cravings on Twitter after recently revealing her baby bump in a photo with her father and was seen sporting a noticeable baby bulge at the singer’s recent birthday dinner.

Pregnant women frequently experience strange cravings, and over time, husbands have spoken up about their experiences with their wives’ pregnancy cravings.

Well, on Thursday, pregnant Jada posted a picture of two slices of bread with ice cubes in between them and said she was thinking about trying that combination.

This stirred humorous responses from netizens especially fans of her baby daddy, Wizkid.

Reacting @Darmson2 wrote, “Anything you want just make sure our girl is kicking”.

@Hoversy, “When you’re extremely rich, to eat rubbish food go dey hungry you. I get.”

@Betalife09, “As baba wizzy be bread 🍞 winner of the house… You wan be the ice wey dey cool am down.”

According to reports the Nigerian iconic musician, Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun, known better as Wizkid and his manager/baby mama, Jada Pollock are expecting their second child.

IG blogger, The Tattle Room in a recent update on their page disclosed how the singer and his third baby mama, Jada P who live together in London were spotted on Sunday night, May 29th at an event.

Jada was said to have been spotted with a visible baby bump which cause her to stay away from cameras. Meanwhile, a photo which was shared by Jada on her IG story a while back, showing a possible baby bump also sorts of solidify the report.

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Afcon champs Banyana hope ‘streets are going crazy’ in SA: ‘We can’t wait to come home!’ | Sport

July 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Saturday, 23 July 2022, will be a historic day in South African football as Banyana Banyana edged Morocco 2-1 to win their maiden Women’s Africa Cup of Nations title at the Prince Moulay Abdellah Stadium.

It was Banyana’s sixth attempt, as they have been denied in five previous Women’s Afcon finals – 1995, 2000, 2008, 2012 and 2018.

“This is for everyone in women’s football that has tirelessly worked towards this goal. We finally did it. It was a good performance,” star Banyana forward Jermaine Seoposenwe told SuperSport TV during a post-match interview.

“This was our goal. We as a team decided this is where we want to be, and we want to win it for South Africa. I am so proud of my team. We love you. We’re so proud to be South African.

“We are so proud that we can go out there and make the country proud and put smiles on the faces of the people of South Africa. That was our goal coming into this tournament, and we did it.

“We always play with our hearts on our sleeves. We hope that they are ecstatic and that the streets are going crazy right now, and we can’t wait to come home with the cup.”

The South African ladies have been in camp for over forty days but arrived in Rabat, Morocco, on Wednesday, 22 June and will touchdown back in the country on Tuesday, 26 July with the trophy, gold medals and without tasting defeat at the tournament.

Desiree Ellis’s charges beat tournament favourites Nigeria before nudging aside Burundi and Botswana to lay claim to Group C.

Next, Banyana edged Tunisia and Zambia in the quarters and semis to set up the final against the host nation, who knocked out the Super Falcons to ensure a first-time winner will be crowned.

“It means so much,” expressed an emotional Ellis.

“Not just to us as a group but to the whole of South Africa, to the coaches that have come before, to the players that have come before.

“This is for everyone connected to women’s football. A big thank you to SAFA, a big thank you to Sasol, and to the fans as well.

“But most importantly, to the players, they were absolutely magnificent today, to the staff, they have done the tireless work behind the scenes.”

The score was goalless at half-time despite Banyana creating at least two goal-scoring chances.

However, Ellis revealed that she made necessary tactical tweaks to ensure they broke the deadlock, with Hildah Magaia’s brace coming after 15 minutes into the second half.

The tail-end of the match finished with nerves after Rosella Ayane netted in the 80th minute and the Moroccan crowd became more hostile, cheering on their side to find the equaliser.  

“We said we must continue playing, we could have scored before half-time, but we said continue rotating the ball, hit them down the channels because they push their full-backs up.

“We played one ball diagonally, and we got a goal, and we played another ball, and we got a goal.

“We gave a goal away poorly, but I thought defensively, and all round, our plan worked. We said to the players; we’ve got to help each other on the pitch because we might be able to get a word across (because of the noise).

“I take my hat off to the whole team; they were absolutely magnificent. They stuck to the game plan; they did not allow them (Morocco) to play.”

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Here’s The History Behind Piggly Wiggly’s Funny Name | Southern Living

July 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

It all started with The Pig.

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50 Times Tinder Matches Sent Such Awkward And Hilarious Messages, People Had To Submit Them To This Instagram Account

July 26, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Whether it’s cringe-worthy conversations or dates that have gone terribly wrong, things can get pretty weird on Tinder. After all, people there tend to judge others based on looks and, for some reason, write stuff they wouldn’t (hopefully) say in person. Swiping left or right has made meeting singles quite easy, and everyone is bound to have at least one odd adventure on the app.

Enter Tinder Nightmares, an Instagram account dedicated to sharing screenshots of some of the most awkward and hilarious interactions taking place on the platform. More than 1.9M followers submit their downright bizarre encounters to remind others that they’re not alone in this dating maze.

We have collected some of the worst Tinder openers the account had to offer. Just to warn you, some of them might make you want to delete the app. So continue scrolling and upvote the ones you enjoyed most! Also, be sure to share with us your own pick-up lines in the comment section below.

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If you ever tried looking for your significant other through an app, you know it can be a long and time-consuming process. To better understand the world of online romance, we reached out to dating coach Hayley Quinn, who helps both men and women build their confidence, make friends, and get their mojo back. 

“Online dating has given people the opportunity to meet and date far more people than they would have been able to do in real life,” she told Bored Panda. Additionally, it’s also been “a valuable lifeline for singles during the pandemic.”

Yet, she wonders if all these choices are a good thing. “Some people argue that dating apps have made people not want commitment,” she said. “In my opinion, dating apps aren’t good or evil, they just reflect social trends and people’s behavior. So if you’re not getting what you want from dating apps, look at how you’re interacting with the app first before you decide they don’t work!”

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Meeting people online has its perks, especially for many “time-poor young professionals.” Often, this is the only way they can go out with someone. “If you live in a geographically remote area, [dating apps] also give you the ability to meet and interact with people,” Quinn added. “Meeting in real life does have some advantages though: your dates are likely to be less flakey, and have more in common with you, particularly if you met through friends.”

While searching for your dream partner online, it’s easy to get hung up on a person’s description or the way they look. “However, what’s more important than looks for long-term happiness is how someone interacts with you: are they consistent? Is it easy to communicate with them? Do they make time for you in the real world, or are they more interested in getting followers on social media?” 

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“We’ve all had nightmarish dating experiences, so rest assured you’re not alone, and don’t create the belief that because a bad experience happened once that it will happen again,” the dating coach continued. “When you’re dating online, be careful of how much information you reveal before you get to know someone,” she explained how most apps now allow people to make video calls or do virtual speed dating before meeting in person. 

“This might be safer than sending them your phone number. Always meet in a public place and tell a friend what your plans are. If you regularly don’t click with your dates, try to have a video chat in the app to check out the chemistry before committing to meet them IRL,” Hayley Quinn advised.

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James Preece, also known as The Dating Guru, said that people should look at dating apps like Match or Tinder simply as a tool: “Your success comes only through using them the right way.” He told Bored Panda that most people upload the first photos they find in their galleries and only write a few sentences about themselves “because they aren’t sure what to do.”

“This can become a real challenge as you’ll only see similar low-quality profiles. There are a lot of timewasters on the apps, so it can be tough to wade through them and realize who might be worth your time.”

When it comes to choosing between online or offline dating, he recommended trying everything. “Online dating is fast and something you can do from your home and without having to approach anyone,” he noted. “This limits the risk of rejection but also means people can hide behind their phone.” 

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Meanwhile, participating in events, singles parties, and meeting face to face “can allow a much higher chance of a connection.” Such encounters have a higher cost and require more effort from both dates. “A mixture of both online and offline is going to boost your chances as you are taking some form of action,” Preece said.

If you want to meet a great match on Tinder, there are some things you should keep in mind. “You have to market yourself the right way,” the dating guru advised. “If you just do it half-heartedly then you’ll only have below average results. Never forget that your profile is an advert for you.” So try to make it clear what your expectations are and what dating you might be like. 

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Still, if you’ve had too many nightmarish experiences and ended up feeling frustrated with the app, Preece mentioned there are two things you need to do. “Firstly, give it a break and consider deleting the account and starting again. This time round, use great photos and make a full effort on a different app with a different database.” 

Next, you can always consider getting help from experienced dating coaches. “We can help put the fun back into the whole experience by shortcutting the process and showing you how to use the apps the right way.”

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“If you end up interacting with horrific people, then please make sure you report them to the site. That way, they’ll remove them and stop others from having the same bad experience as you. Most people will be nice, but if everyone stands up against the losers and helps each other, the apps will be more productive,” James Preece concluded.

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‘No Excuse For A Silent Coup’: Sunny Hostin Says Trump May Be Crazy, But He’s Right To Call Milley’s Actions ‘Treason’ | The Daily Caller

July 26, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Sunny Hostin said Wednesday that although she believed former President Donald Trump posed a risk to the country, Joint Chiefs Chairman Mark Milley had overstepped his boundaries.

Hostin said on ABC’s “The View” that if Milley had gone outside the chain of command to warn China about Trump’s erratic behavior, as reported in Bob Woodward and Robert Costa’s new book “Peril,” the former president was right to call those actions “treason.” (Forget Voter ID — ‘The View’ Host Sunny Hostin Wants To Mandate IDs For Social Media Use)

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Co-host Whoopi Goldberg introduced the topic, saying, “Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Milley was worried – so worried about you-know-whose mental state after his election loss, he thought he might launch a nuclear strike. And so he went and called the Chinese military to assure them that they were safe. Now you-know-who is saying that never happened, that he was never planning to drop any bombs and says if he actually contacted China, the general committed treason.”

“I think that you break command in that way, you are committing treason. You’re going outside of the chain of command,” Hostin agreed. “I mean, I worked for the government for many years. It is sacrosanct to go within the chain of command.”

Hostin said that she knows what Milley allegedly did was intended to prevent a war, but that wasn’t enough. “I think the former twice disgraced – twice-impeached, former disgraced president was perfectly capable of starting a nuclear war after his loss, but I think there’s just no excuse for a silent coup which I think that’s what that is,” she said.

“The whole time Trump was president, I was home saying, please, God, make there be an adult who controls this lunatic,” Joy Behar replied, saying that she blamed all the cabinet members who saw his behavior and chose not to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him from office. “I was praying. Let there be somebody in the room who holds his arm back had he hits that – goes to that button.”

“God bless General Milley for straightening things out. I know that the chain of command is sacrosanct, I understand that, but this was an emergency. We had a certifiable nut case in the White House,” Behar concluded to applause and cheers from the audience.

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