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August 18, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Hangry hound! Train passenger snaps hilarious encounter with peckish dog who tries – in vain – to swipe their prawn cocktail crisps

A dog owner has captured all the emotions of a hungry dog denied their favourite snack during a train journey.

Four images, which have gone viral on social media, perfectly capture the frustration of the moment you spot a snack – in this instance, a packet of prawn cocktail-flavoured crisps – before it slowly dawns it’s not yours for the taking. 

In images shared by @hugoandursula on Instagram – and re-shared by Walkers crisps ambassador Gary Lineker – a beautiful golden retriever is seen staring through the gap between two seats at the passenger behind. 

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A longing look: The golden retriever makes eye contact with the owner of the packet of Walkers crisps

With the dog’s eyes firmly on the prize, the pooch stuffs their nose through the gap in the seats

The next frame sees the eager dog launch forward, stuffing its nose through the gap in pursuit of the snacks seated on the tray behind. 

Upping the ante in the third shot, the retriever then unleashes its tongue, clearly showing their desperation to reach said snacks – and being just a few inches from claiming them. 

So close, yet so far: The frustrated pooch – just inches from the snack of their desire, lolls out their tongue in a bid to reach them

Not funny any more: The hangry dog bears their teeth at the rail passenger refusing to give up their crisps

Finally, left frustratingly unsated, the dog shows the passenger not giving up the potato crisps a set of gnarling teeth – with some posting memes comparing the look to Jack Nicholson’s iconic face through the door moment in cult 1980 horror film The Shining.

Legions of dog lovers left commented on the photo montage, with many thoroughly invested in the outcome.

@awpchristie bolded up their tweet, writing: ‘I NEED TO KNOW THE ENDING’ while @Elektrickery wrote: ‘Did it have a happy ending? For the dog, obvs.’ 

@ChasingtheMind was one of many who said the retriever deserved the treat, penning: ‘Give. Him. All. The. Crisps.’

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August 17, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

“Hear me out, Netflix’s The Ultimatum but with people who can legally rent a car”

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Joker Joe Biden can’t laugh this Afghanistan debacle off: Devine

August 17, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The laughter was so off-kilter it made you wonder if Joe Biden had taken leave of his senses during his mini-press conference Sunday. 

Americans are trapped behind enemy lines in Afghanistan. Our troops at Kabul airport are faced with an uncontrollable surge of people so desperate to escape they are dying in the crush. America has suffered its worst self-inflicted humiliation and the free world is less safe — all because of his dumb decisions. 

And he laughs? A cold, inappropriate laugh, muscle memory deployed as a political weapon by a man operating on empty. 

The first bout of hilarity came in response to a question from CBS News reporter Ed O’Keefe, one of four questions he allowed from a pre-approved list of reporters in the Roosevelt Room, seven days after the fall of Kabul. 

Did he trust the Taliban? A swaggering, streetwise smile swept his face. I’m no chump, it said, after he and his congenitally naive national security team were taken for chumps by those Stone Age Islamists. 

His derisive chuckles began when O’Keefe apologetically asked about a new CBS/YouGov poll which shows a majority of Americans disapprove of the way he has handled the Afghanistan exit, and “forgive me, I’m the messenger, no longer consider you to be competent, focused, or effective at the job.” 

“I haven’t seen that poll,” said Biden, shaking his head with a half smirk. 

“It’s out there,” said O’Keefe. “From CBS this morning.” 

This led Biden to burst out laughing. What was funny? If the mirth was a face-saving performance, it was appallingly ill-judged. 

He looked down at the cue cards he cannot survive without and began reciting: “Look, I had a basic decision to make.” He went on to reel off a raft of widely accepted reasons for ending the war. But this is not in dispute, as he well knows every time he slyly answers the question no one has asked. 

The problem is the incompetence of the withdrawal, the premature closure of Bagram Air Base, placing our troops in an impossible position, needlessly endangering lives of American citizens and Afghan allies, and leaving billions of dollars of weaponry in the hands of our enemies. 

“The evacuation of thousands of people from Kabul is going to be hard and painful no matter when it started,” he said. “It would have been true if we had started a month ago, or a month from now.” 

This is pure gaslighting. Of course it would have made a difference if the evacuation had been done while the US military still held Bagram, before the Taliban took Kabul. Who is he kidding? 

In April, he promised the withdrawal would be done “responsibly, deliberately, and safely.” 

But it’s been utter chaos, and only effective in the last mad scramble due to the competence of troops on the ground. 

Biden was full of self-congratulatory bluster and teleprompter statistics of how many people have been evacuated — 28,000, by our military as well as our NATO allies and civilian charters. 

He hinted that the military finally has been authorized to go outside the airport to retrieve stranded Americans. But if that’s the case, it’s days after the UK and French and Germans started doing it. Why the delay? 

He never said how many of the evacuees are Americans but was at pains to stress that planes from Kabul are not flying directly to the United States, and noncitizens would be thoroughly screened offshore before they come here. 

The comments reflect public concern about the prospect of terrorists arriving on our shores in the crowd of unvetted refugees who have been airlifted out in the chaos. 

But Biden just confirmed the administration has no idea who it is flying out, one of the many long-term consequences of botching the withdrawal. 

The unfamiliar feeling of universal condemnation, more than anything, is what has had his team reeling. He has lost his air cover from left-wing media allies and now sits exposed to enemy fire. 

Belatedly, he has realized he can’t hide away on vacation and hope that Americans won’t notice events half a world away. 

Afghanistan is the one area where journalists weren’t willing to cover for him because most of them in the past 20 years have been to that godforsaken war zone and know the truth. The fact is that when you are in touch with reality, Biden’s fantasies and glib narratives are unacceptable, no matter how partisan you are. 

He kept fantasizing at the podium Sunday, as if saying something grotesquely false will make it come true. 

“History is going to record this was the logical, rational, right decision to make.” 

No, history will record that he bungled the troop withdrawal, against all advice, and set in train a disaster that has echoes of the last disaster he had carriage for in the Middle East, when he was the VP in charge of withdrawing troops from Iraq, spawning ISIS and the Christian genocide. 

No matter how he tries to shift the blame, he is responsible for the calamity in Kabul. Yet his lack of humility or reflection shows he is nothing better than a con man, trying one last time to shaft the American people. 

He should have stuck to giving us updates on Tropical Storm Henri, the pretext for his address Sunday. Talking about downed cables and fallen trees is about the limit of his ability.

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[OLYMPIC IMPRESSIONS] Volunteers Perform Countless Tasks With a Smile and a Sense of Duty

August 17, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The unsung heroes of the Tokyo Olympics don’t win gold medals for their efforts, but their role in making everything operate smoothly shouldn’t go unnoticed.

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Erling Haaland’s funny post-match interviews show it’s not just his goals that will light up the Premier League as striker swears twice on live TV after opening Man City account

August 16, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Defences in England will be worried about the prospect of coming up against Erling Haaland this season, and so may a few post-match reporters.

The striker kicked off his Manchester City career in style on the opening weekend of the Premier League season, scoring two at West Ham.

Haaland’s first league goal saw him bring out his meditation celebration
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And he was so happy he forgot you couldn’t swear on telly!
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He was superb on the pitch in east London and had fans in stitches off it as he sworn twice in his post-match interview.

And it’s not the first time Haaland has had us laughing after games…

Before joining Borussia Dortmund in January 2020, Haaland plied his trade at Red Bull Salzburg. It was his exploits for the Austrian side in the 2019/20 Champions League which made Europe’s elite really sit up and take notice of him.

After scoring a stunning first-half hat-trick against Belgian side Genk in September 2019, Haaland cut a somewhat restrained figure with his post-match chat revealing his very, very, very dry sense of humour.

Reporter: You made history scoring your first-half hat-trick, how are you feeling right now?

Haaland: I feel very good.

Haaland certainly kept his emotions in check after the fast hat-trick
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Reporter: Anything else?

Haaland: You asked how I feel, I answered.

Reporter: What’s the secret? You’ve got 17 goals in nine games this season so far.

Haaland: To work hard.

Reporter: You go to Liverpool in two weeks’ time, your father [Alfe-Inge Haaland] scored at Anfield in 1997, are you hoping to follow suit?

Haaland: I hope so.

He’s a much more seasoned interviewee these days, so much so that he’s ready for the most unexpected question.

He wasn’t fazed by a very odd question
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After netting a brace in Dortmund’s 3-0 win over Club Brugge in November 2020, Haaland was seemingly asked a very bizarre question about his private life.

The CBS journalist asked: “Are you going to sleep lonely tonight?”

Haaland replied: “Erm… yeah.”

The interviewer then said: “You’re not taking a girlfriend home right now, you didn’t score a hat-trick.”

The striker responded: “Didn’t score, no.”

Reporters in England will be kept on their toes by Haaland
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It later became clear that the reason for the interviewer’s strange questioning is because Haaland revealed he sleeps alongside his hat-trick match balls – which he describes as his ‘girlfriends’ – in November 2019.

“I sleep with the five balls for each hat-trick I have scored,” he said. “I lie in bed and I feel good with them.

“I look at them every day. They are my girlfriends.”

The British media have already enjoyed their first taste of a Haaland interview…

Haaland wasted no time to get off the mark
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The 22-year-old got his life in the Premier League off to a flying start over the weekend, netting a penalty and later slotting past West Ham’s substitute keeper Alphonse Areola in his side’s 2-0 opening game win.

But he could have had more.

When asked about the chance that could have landed him a hat-trick, Haaland said: “Yeah I could’ve. If you saw, I could’ve right before I went off, I should’ve been there, so.

“Bit s***, but that’s how it is.”

After a few seconds of silence, the Norway international was clearly unaware he’d just sworn and he was apologetic when his interviewer politely reminded him not to swear.

“Oh sorry, s***.” he said, before putting his hand to his mouth and apologising again.

“Oh sorry! Not good language in this country!” he laughed.

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