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Afghan men smile in pedal boats in Herat as women continue to be oppressed under Taliban  | Daily Mail Online

August 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Afghan men have been photographed apparently enjoying life under Taliban rule by visiting restaurants and parks and riding in pedal boats despite the horrific abuses being carried out by the new regime.

In Herat yesterday, there were scenes of men laughing together while making the most of their relative freedoms, even while armed Taliban soldiers stood guard nearby.

Afghan men flocked to restaurants, gathered in a park and even enjoyed a leisurely ride on the water in scenes appearing to show normal life far removed from the violence and oppression of women elsewhere. 

There were similar images last month of Taliban fighters trying out funfair dodgems as the terror group tries to soften its global image with a more progressive and moderate outlook. 

But away from the cameras, women’s rights continue to be oppressed, protests are being shut down and it comes only weeks after terrifying scenes at Kabul Airport and elsewhere in Afghanistan.

Many Afghan men are continuing to enjoy life under Taliban rule by visiting restaurants and parks and riding in pedal boats despite the horrific abuses being carried out by the new regime

The Afghan citizens flocked to restaurants, gathered in the park and even enjoyed a leisurely ride on the water in scenes of normal life far removed from the tales of violence and oppression

Afghan men are seen in a restaurant in Herat on Friday with no women in sight as residents adjust to the new Taliban regime

In Herat, there were scenes of joy as men laughed together while making the most of their relative freedoms

There have been reports of door-to-door executions of women and allies of the previous administration, amid crackdowns on girls’ access to education, sport and a career. 

The UN chief has called on all countries around the world to order the Taliban to deliver an inclusive government that respects the rights of women and girls. 

Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said world leaders should engage with the new regime and tell them Afghanistan should not be a sanctuary for terrorism anymore and should play a constructive role in international relations.

He told a news conference on Friday ‘it’s important that independently of different strategies, of different forms of contact, all countries are able to convey the same message and to engage with the Taliban in an effective way.’

He said the UN is ‘permanently engaging with the Taliban and we believe that a dialogue with the Taliban is absolutely essential at the present moment.’

Guterres said humanitarian aid is also essential and efforts must be made to prevent ‘an economic meltdown’ in Afghanistan.

A barefoot Taliban soldier carrying a gun walks outside a mosque in Herat as Afghanistan adjusts to its new government and way of life

There have been reports of door-to-door executions of women and allies of the previous administration, amid crackdowns on girls’ access to education, sport and a career

An armed Taliban soldier stands by the pond in the park where a number of men enjoyed a pedal boat ride in the waters on Friday

He said the country’s financial situation is ‘very difficult’ and ‘it is essential to find ways, through some waivers or some mechanisms’ to inject cash in the economy to avoid a meltdown.

Looking ahead, Guterres said, ‘what would be positive is to have simultaneously the formation in Afghanistan of an inclusive government’ that respects previous international commitments by the Afghan state and takes into account concerns about terrorism, human rights and other issues leading to ‘a normalisation of the relations of the international community with Afghanistan.’ 

Despite his appeal, a number of governments have signalled their reluctance to formally recognise the newly-formed Taliban government.

Pakistan’s foreign minister says the international community is not in a hurry to certify the government, although it has a desire to engage with it.

The UN chief has called on all countries around the world to order the Taliban to deliver an inclusive government that respects the rights of women and girls

A number of governments have signalled their reluctance to formally recognise the newly-formed Taliban government

Afghans gather near an armoured vehicle in Herat on Friday while women’s rights are being eroded under the new Taliban rule

Shah Mahmood Qureshi spoke at a joint news conference after holding talks with his Spanish counterpart Jose Manuel Albares in the capital, Islamabad.

Qureshi said that he had come to this belief after having meetings with diplomats from various countries. He said that ‘people are watching, they are waiting, they are looking at the unfolding events of Afghanistan.’

Qureshi said ‘I see a desire to engage but not a rush to recognize’ the Taliban.

In his remarks, Albares said Spain wants to see a stable and peaceful Afghanistan.

He also said Spain wanted safe transit for those who wanted to leave Afghanistan to travel to Spain. 

Meanwhile Russia’s top diplomat says he is not recommending that an official delegation be sent from Moscow to a ceremony inaugurating the Taliban.

Taliban supporters pray in a park in Herat. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said world leaders should engage with the new regime

German international broadcaster Deutsche Welle says 10 of its correspondents in Afghanistan have left the country for Pakistan

Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov this week appeared to suggest that Russia could send high-level representation to such a ceremony if the Taliban formed a government that sufficiently represented the country’s ethnic groups.

But on Friday he was quoted by Russian news agencies as saying he envisioned only representation by Russia’s ambassador.

In a change of tone from the US, officials said if the Taliban lives up to all its commitments, brings greater stability to Afghanistan and the region, demonstrates widespread inclusion, and protects the gains of the last 20 years ‘we’ll work with it.’

He said the standards the international community has set are clear and include facilitating safe passage for Afghans and foreign nationals who want to leave Afghanistan and respecting the country’s obligations under international humanitarian law ‘including those related to the protection of civilians.’

Afghan women walk together into a mosque amid increasing reports of violence and crackdowns on freedom of speech

US,officials said if the Taliban lives up to all its commitments, brings greater stability to Afghanistan and the region, demonstrates widespread inclusion, and protects the gains of the last 20 years ‘we’ll work with it’

‘We’re watching closely to see that those standards are met,’ he said.

DeLaurentis told the council that following the US withdrawal and the Taliban takeover, Afghanistan needs the United Nations and the UN political mission in the country ‘more than ever.’

He said ‘the United States remains committed to the people of Afghanistan,’ and as the country’s largest humanitarian donor it is helping partners on the ground provide assistance, ‘but the needs are vast.’

With the diplomatic footprint in the country reduced, DeLaurentis said, ‘the UN has a vitally important role to play’ not only in coordinating aid but in preventing human rights violations and abuses and pursuing accountability for those that have occurred, and in protecting children and civilians.

Meanwhile German international broadcaster Deutsche Welle says 10 of its correspondents in Afghanistan have left the country for Pakistan, after it was previously unable to get them out of Kabul by air.

A UN development agency said Afghanistan is teetering on the brink of ‘universal poverty’ which could become a reality in the middle of next year

Deutsche Welle said in a statement Friday that the journalists, including its only female correspondent in Afghanistan, were able to leave on Thursday.

It didn’t detail how exactly they got out of Afghanistan, but said that ‘due to a variety of reasons’ an evacuation by air had not worked out. The group had waited unsuccessfully outside the Kabul airport for days.

As a result, the broadcaster said, ‘all options were explored to get the group out of the country by another route.’

Deutsche Welle director general Peter Limbourg thanked the German government, ‘without whom this evacuation would not have been possible,’ and Qatar, which he said made an ‘enormous effort.’ He said authorities in Islamabad had granted permission for the evacuation of the families on humanitarian grounds.

The evacuated correspondents are to be taken to Bonn, Germany. The broadcaster said it is in talks with authorities to bring relatives of the employees of its Dari and Pashto services to Germany, as well as two correspondents and their families who had returned to their hometowns after weeks of waiting in Kabul. 

It comes amid a warning from the UN development agency which said Afghanistan is teetering on the brink of ‘universal poverty’ which could become a reality in the middle of next year unless urgent efforts are made to bolster local communities and their economies.

Per capita income more than doubled in the last 20 years, life expectancy at birth was extended by about nine years, the number of years of schooling rose from six to 10, ‘and we got women into university’

It said the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan has put 20 years of steady economic gains at risk.

The UN Development Program outlined four scenarios for Afghanistan following the Taliban’s August 15 assumption of power that predict the country’s GDP will decline between 3.6 per cent and 13.2 per cent in the next fiscal year starting in June 2022, depending on the intensity of the crisis and how much the world engages with the Taliban. That is in sharp contrast to the expected 4 per cent growth in GDP before the fall of the government.

‘Afghanistan pretty much faces universal poverty by the middle of next year,’ Kanni Wignaraja, UNDP’s Asia-Pacific Director, told a news conference Thursday launching its 28-page assessment. ‘That’s where we’re heading – it’s 97-98% (poverty rate) no matter how you work these projections.’

Currently, the poverty rate is 72 per cent and Wignaraja pointed to many development gains after the Taliban were ousted from power in 2001: Per capita income more than doubled in the last 20 years, life expectancy at birth was extended by about nine years, the number of years of schooling rose from six to 10, ‘and we got women into university.’

But she said Afghanistan now faces ‘a humanitarian and development disaster’ resulting from political instability, frozen foreign reserves, a collapsed public finance system, ‘a crush on local banking because of this,’ as well as the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Chasten Buttigieg Mocks Kavanaugh For Fleeing Restaurant Amid Protests — But The Joke Blows Up In His Face

August 26, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Chasten Buttigieg took some serious backlash for a tweet that appeared to condone protesters who forced Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh to leave a Washington, D.C., restaurant through the back exit.

Buttigieg responded to reports about Kavanaugh — published Friday in Politico’s Playbook — by invoking the Court’s recent decision overturning the landmark abortion cases Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey and appearing to suggest that the justice had it coming.

“Sounds like he just wanted some privacy to make his own dining decisions,” Buttigieg tweeted.

Sounds like he just wanted some privacy to make his own dining decisions. https://t.co/pAUiYqxIHT

— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chasten) July 8, 2022

Jeryl Bier noted that Kavanaugh had recently been the target of an alleged assassination attempt, tweeting, “Sounds like you’re making light of someone who recently was the target of an assassination attempt.”

“Someone tried to assassinate Kavanaugh a few weeks ago in the home he shares with his wife and very young daughters,” Ellen Carmichael added. “You’re married to a cabinet secretary. This tweet is deeply irresponsible, and you should be ashamed of yourself. I’m actually stunned that someone who is the spouse of a public official would have so little self-restraint and maturity as to post something like this. Absolutely repugnant behavior.”

“Extremely unbecoming behavior that could have dangerous consequences for public servants and their families. If you can’t handle being a freaking grown-up in public life, then maybe you shouldn’t try to peddle books and try to become a minor celebrity. Truly gross,” she continued. “And I find it odd that the guy who had no problem with his cabinet secretary spouse taking off extended paternity leave in the middle of a massive supply chain crisis for the sake of their young family can’t see how other public servants’ families deserve protection.”

And I find it odd that the guy who had no problem with his cabinet secretary spouse taking off extended paternity leave in the middle of a massive supply chain crisis for the sake of their young family can’t see how other public servants’ families deserve protection.

— Ellen Carmichael 🌻 (@ellencarmichael) July 8, 2022

Ricochet editor-in-chief Jon Gabriel added, “What happens if MAGA types start showing up where ever you and Pete go? This continued escalation is a dangerous game, especially since Kavanaugh just had an assassination attempt on him. You don’t want the world you’re advocating for.”

“Would you and your husband enjoy being hounded out of restaurants by mobs? In DC — or your new ‘home’ state of Michigan?” Guy Benson asked. “I’m sure there are people who would accommodate that. Is this where we want to go & what we want to celebrate?”

Ted Frank suggested putting the shoe on the other foot, tweeting, “It seems like the Ironic Protestors for Civility also need to be interrupting the dinners of the families of cabinet officials and White House press spokespeople.”

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Kiriku: The Seven-Year-Old Nigerian Kid Comedian Who Is Bringing Laughter to Millions

August 26, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Comedy could come off as a craft which is usually hard to learn. Unlike other activities like football, singing, and even acting, intentionally trying to make people laugh has been considered by many people as a natural talent reserved for few. But for Enorense ‘Kiriku’ Victor, making people laugh has become his way of life.

Kiriku

Kiriku, a seven-year-old Nigerian comedian and online content creator, debuted in the entertainment scene at the age of four. Funny and witty, Kiriku appears to have the precise word to say to suit any particular situation, and it didn’t take long before his talent caught the attention of Nigerians.

Born on December 17, 2014, Kiriku is from Benin, Edo State. He is best known for his brother’s comedy, DE Umbrellaboy, which has millions of weekly views on social media. In the space of three years, Kiriku is gradually cementing his place as a household name, entertaining millions of Nigerians with his skits.

With his iconic comedy signature, ‘Oga Shift’, the kid comedian, portrays street life in its true form.. 

Whatever Kiriku has achieved in the short time he broke into the skit industry, he never failed to credit his elder brother Destiny Enorense (Umbrella Boy) who is also a skit maker and comedian for contributing to his big break by offering him the platform to shine.

He gained prominence in 2021 when popular blogger Tunde Ednut posted his skit on his Instagram handle. This helped propel Kiriku to stardom as he has continued to amass a lot of followers. 

His rich and funny content has earned him the place as one of Nigeria’s most talented kid comedians.

Through street competitions, he amplified his skills and showed an unusual audacity that portrays street life.

Kiriku has appeared in the skits of some of the big names in Nigeria’s skit industry, such as Oga Sabinus, Broda Shaggi, Adeyemi Elesho, Sir Balo, and Cute Abiola, among others.

As his popularity grew, he began to land endorsement deals with top brands like DPrince Builders, Homewin NG, PU Exchange etc.

On July 1, 2022, Kiriku was announced winner of the NET Honours 2022 Breakout Content Creator, his very first award since he came to the limelight.

“I can’t really express how I feel right now,” the excited 7-year-old said when he was announced the category winner with other nominees like Oga Sabinus and Broda Shaggi.

A career that began less than four years ago, Kiriku has featured in movies like Tom and Jerry 1. 

Kiriku has the talent, the zeal and passion for making exploit in Nigeria’s entertainment industry, and with age on his side, many believe he is worth keeping an eye on.

The post Kiriku: The Seven-Year-Old Nigerian Kid Comedian Who Is Bringing Laughter to Millions appeared first on Nigerian Entertainment Today.

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Man City: Erling Haaland tells Kevin De Bruyne he dreams of him ‘every night’ in hilarious exchange | Daily Mail Online

August 26, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Now that’s putting it on a plate! Erling Haaland and Kevin De Bruyne show their relationship is growing on AND off the pitch with hilarious Instagram exchange over the striker’s restaurant trip… as pair prepare for their first Etihad link up

Manchester City star Erling Haaland has admitted he dreams of Kevin De Bruyne ‘every night’ after they combined for the Norwegian’s second goal against West Ham. 

The pair linked up during City’s 2-0 win on Sunday as De Bruyne assisted Haaland with a sublime through ball before the Norwegian finished past Alphonse Areola.

They are set to play together at the Etihad Stadium for the first time in the Premier League this weekend as Pep Guardiola’s side host Bournemouth.

Erling Haaland (centre) and Kevin De Bruyne (right) linked up during City’s win over West Ham

The Belgian assisted Haaland for his second goal and the pair have connected off the pitch too

And City fans will be delighted to see their off-field connection is blossoming along with their chemistry on the pitch after a hilarious Instagram exchange.

Haaland posted a photo on the app at a restaurant with the caption: ‘About to order the whole menu.’

De Bruyne replied in the comments section and said: ‘You want me to hold the menu and assist you?’

To which Haaland replied: ‘Yes, I’m dreaming of it every night. Don’t know why.’ 

The Norwegian posted a photo on his Instagram captioned ‘About to order the whole menu’

De Bruyne jokingly responded to Haaland in reference to the goal he assisted in Sunday’s win

The £51million striker responded to his team-mate and said he is ‘dreaming of it every night’ 

The Norwegian arrived at City for a £51million fee this summer from Borussia Dortmund.

Despite missing multiple chances in their Community Shield defeat to Liverpool, Haaland showed no such problems on Sunday at the London Stadium with his brace.

He was blistering on his Premier League debut, showing his pace to win a penalty he finished himself, before latching on to the aforementioned De Bruyne through ball and slotting home to secure a double.

City scored 99 goals in the league last year and now adding someone who netted 86 times in 89 games for Borussia Dortmund, you do fear for Premier League defences this season.

Scott Parker’s Bournemouth, who themselves opened up with a superb 2-0 win over Aston Villa, will have to be at their best if they are to stop City’s world class duo on Saturday.

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Conor McGregor was stalked by “crazy” fan who wanted seven children with UFC star – Mirror Online

August 25, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Conor McGregor’s rise from apprentice plumber to one of the biggest sports stars in the world has not always been plain sailing.

The Irishman was collecting unemployment cheques in Dublin before he made his UFC debut against Marcus Brimage in 2013.

But he quickly acquired fame – and notoriety – rarely seen in the sport of mixed martial arts.

And as he was preparing to take on featherweight champion Jose Aldo in 2015 – before the Brazilian pulled out injured – McGregor revealed he was being harassed by an obsessed female fan.

Reading from his phone during the Notorious documentary, McGregor says: “The email is ‘For Conor’s eyes only please’ and this is about the 150th.

Conor McGregor has become a fans' favourite

“Hi Conor, after my last relationship broke down I had a very powerful feeling in my body that I was soon to meet the love of my life. At around the same time I had the vision of being in Vegas.

“I do need one thing from you at this stage, please be honest about what is going on here.

“I feel like we have been sharing this love online and elsewhere. I see us having a number of children; Ella, Shannon, Conor, Hugh, Michael, James, Seamus are some names I have in mind.

“Now, I have not written back to this crazy b**** once, but she keeps on sending emails, emails, emails – like big detailed ones like that, naming the kids and things, its f****** up, isn’t it?

“What do you do with that? That b**** will show up at the gaff one day with a bleedin’ gun or something.”

McGregor was catapulted into the limelight as he became a two-weight world champion by beating first Aldo and then lightweight ruler Eddie Alvarez a year later.

But he took his fame to a new level when he earned close to £100million for his fight with boxing legend Floyd Mayweather in 2017.

McGregor was stopped in the 10th round but the fight generated more than £500m through pay-per-view sales and tickets.

Since then McGregor, who is engaged to long-time girlfriend Dee Devlin, has fought just twice, losing to bitter rival Khabib Nurmagomedov before beating Donald Cerrone 12 months ago.

Next Saturday, McGregor takes on Dustin Poirier for a second time as he bids to launch another charge at the lightweight title.

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