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A Fox News Reporter Is Driving the White House Crazy by Exposing the Truth About the Border, Biden Insiders Say

October 2, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

When it comes to the Joe Biden White House, journalism hurts.

With the illegal immigration invasion topping 2 million this fiscal year and the issue becoming hotter as the midterm elections get closer, the White House has apparently turned to a whispering campaign to attack one of the few correspondents bringing the story to the American people on a regular basis.

And it’s using a mainstay of the mainstream Washington media to do it.

According to a report Tuesday in Politico’s West Wing Playbook column, anonymous “current and former White House and administration officials” have been expressing their “increasing frustration” with Fox News’ Bill Melugin and his relentless coverage of the illegal immigration crisis Biden’s criminally reckless policies have created on the nation’s southern border.

Fortunately, Melugin doesn’t appear cowed by the attention at all, posting the Politico report on his Twitter account Tuesday night …

.@politico reports that the White House has become “irritated” with me & our @FoxNews team’s reporting at the border. https://t.co/SuJvqzgbey pic.twitter.com/fZiRK46ZRp

— Bill Melugin (@BillFOXLA) September 20, 2022

And getting plenty of support in the process …

You’ve just been reporting the chaos that is our southern border right now. The sheer volume of people crossing has to be a tremendous burden for everyone down there.

— Gary Taylor (@gtaylor83) September 21, 2022

If they are noticing, then you are being effective. Time to double down!

— REDACTED (@quiettactician) September 20, 2022

Sounds like you’re doing something right but seems like you’re in a hit list now 💀😂

— BobTeeBuilder 💩 (@bobteebuilder) September 20, 2022

Tellingly enough, the Politico report is headlined “A Doocy at the border,” drawing an implicit connection between Melugin and Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy, one of the few reporters who cover the administration — and White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre — with anything like the skeptical professionalism the job demands.

(The fact that a single reporter stands out enough to be used by name in a headline for simply covering the White House aggressively — without the high school histrionics of a Jim Acosta, say — is itself a damning indictment of the media in the Biden era.)

While never raising questions about the accuracy of Melugin’s reporting, the report carries the administration message that “there is an alarmist quality to it, designed to feed political narratives rather than illuminate the actual issues feeding the migrant flow.”

An “alarmist quality” in the mainstream media? And this is published in the same city where the giants of American journalism — The Washington Post, The New York Times, all the major non-Fox networks – spent five years breathlessly reporting, and winning Pulitzer Prizes,  on the “Russia-collusion” hoax?

If you were in the Biden White House, presiding over a disastrous illegal immigration crisis without any solution in sight, you might find this kind of report “alarmist” too.

NEW:
– We embedded w/ @TxDPS in Uvalde as troopers pursued a human smuggler & arrested 11 Honduran men hiding in a ranch, some dressed in camouflage.
– El Paso illegal crossings surging.
– Nearly 100 illegal immigrants found stash house.
– Child rapist caught crossing in AZ. pic.twitter.com/fYz0v6ggt6

— Bill Melugin (@BillFOXLA) September 15, 2022

What’s actually alarming is the language of the Politico report, which relies on vague, disturbing words to convey the idea that the White House has a legitimate complaint.

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45 Years Ago: The ‘Wild and Crazy Guys’ Debut on ‘SNL’

October 1, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

An enduring Saturday Night Live recurring sketch comes together with a mysterious alchemy.

Dan Aykroyd and Steve Martin’s Festrunk Brothers are an example of a premise that combined the uniquely disparate talents of three SNL all-star talents (Aykroyd, Martin, and writer Marilyn Suzanne Miller) into a sketch that spawned countless imitations both inside and outside the show, becoming a cultural touchstone in the process. Looking back at the swinging Czech brothers’ first appearance on the Season 3 premiere back on September 24th, 1977, however, is to see how some of the most beloved character and sketches take some time to settle into the audience’s consciousness.

In that sketch, recent immigrants to the Big Apple Jorge (Martin) and Yortuk (Aykroyd) Festrunk put the moves on a pair of unsuspecting neighbors (Jane Curtin and Gilda Radner) in their apartment building’s basement rec room. Being only recently arrived in America after “fleeing from the tanks” in the Russian invasion of their homeland, the siblings approach their romantic quarries with heads packed full of tales of Western decadence and loose American morals, their blunt and mangled come-ons a second-hand approximation of swingers’ lingo and hip threads. While the women are more than patient, Jane even answering Jorge’s question about her weight, the brothers are happily fobbed off with a promised rendezvous, right in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel.

A sketch about men’s sexist and entitled pursuit of uninterested and unsuspecting women can go any number of ways, of course, from the insightful to the coarse. But in this initial appearance, it was the coming together of three individual comedy currents that sowed the seeds for the Festrunks (or “The Wild and Crazy Guys,” as they became more commonly known) to spin off into the rarefied air of recurring SNL characters who never quite outstayed their welcome.

The initial idea was Aykroyd’s, with his facility with accents and precisely worded weirdness imagining a forced émigré from the Soviet Bloc as a cluelessly confident fish out of water. With everyone’s favorite host Martin scheduled to kick of Season 3, Aykroyd, taking note of Martin’s own “Wild and Crazy Guy” foreign character from the stand-up’s wildly popular stage act, approached Martin with the idea of a team-up. Developing the idea, Martin and Aykroyd conjured up a specific sort of new citizen, men whose previous success and prosperity in the closed-off world behind the Iron Curtain is stripped away upon their flight to a freer new world, but whose overconfidence in their own allure is only exacerbated by the implied promise that both freedom and free love are theirs for the taking.

Still, needing a woman’s point of view to ground this disastrous brothers’ act in 70’s dating culture, the pair turned to Miller, whose subtly evocative sketches were rightly revered in the SNL writers room. As Miller recounts in the SNL oral history by Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller, Live From New York, Aykroyd asked Miller, “Okay, you know those guys that come over and paw you and they used to be an engineer in Poland and now they drive a Camaro?” Miller, recognizing the satirical angle on this front of the battle of the sexes, replied with an excited, “Yes!” And thus the Festrunk Brothers made their TV debut at the top of the third season premiere.

It’s a funny sketch, although the audience response begins at bewilderment and merely simmers along in intermittent chuckles. Martin and Aykroyd’s scrambled jive patter is in place (“Not to be polite, but what are your names?,” Yortuk begins), but neither actor’s characterizations were as confident and firm as they’d become. Aykroyd, ever a master of relentless staccato wordplay, fares better in this first outing, his accent a more clipped and accurate-sounding approximation of the brothers’ Czech dialect. Martin, meanwhile, is uncharacteristically subdued, with even the soon-to-be guaranteed catchphrase “We are two wild and crazy guys” delivered more like a question than the statement of self-branding it would become. (We also find out that the brothers used to be brain surgeons in their homeland, an improbability future sketches ignore.)

Still, Aykroyd’s Yortuk rattles off intensely complicated come-on nonsense with aplomb, plunging ahead with small talk with the delirious mouthful, “What can you say to us that we would enjoy talking about to you now here and now in this swinging way with us?” Martin shines best in a single physical bit where, after taking over the women’s ping-pong game with promises of irresistible tabletop prowess, he returns Akroyd’s serve with a mighty overhand smash that crushes the ball flat on the table in front of him. (He misses the second shot at sketch’s end, but it’s still pretty funny.)

Going forward, the Festrunks would become an institution until Aykroyd’s 1979 exit, with the perpetually on-the-make duo’s next appearance (on Martin’s January 1978 hosting stint) ramping up the brothers’ eccentricities and Martin and Aykroyd filling out their characterizations. The audience pop is initially muted once more, although Martin quickly wins the crowd over by introducing his version of the brothers’ signature walk, an exaggerated, shimmying glide that is the Festrunk’s idealized womanizer’s gait. Aykroyd and Martin had developed also a more lived-in interplay where they brothers bounce misheard Americanisms (“That’s your problem!” “You and what army?”) off each other with exuberantly reciprocated glee. From this expanded visualization of their outsiders’ starry-eyed view of American excess, their repeated excited references to women’s “big American breasts” emerges like an encapsulation of all their hopes and dreams.

But the greatest addition to the formula is Garrett Morris as Cliff, the one neighbor seemingly charmed enough by the brothers guileless adoption of “swinging American” culture to hang out with them. Morris was never more charismatic or natural on Saturday Night Live than when the amused but empathetic Cliff (clearly an actually successful player on the singles scene) attempts to counsel and caution his uncomprehending pals as to the pitfalls of the dating game and the shortfalls in their approach. He also serves to humanize the potentially irritating Festrunks by assuring us by proxy that, underneath all their half-understood come-ons and half-buttoned silk shirts, the brothers are more harmless than predatory. (And that their tone-deaf but appreciative greeting, “Slap my hand, Black soul man!,” is just another example of the Czech immigrants not quite getting America as much as they think.)

Watch ‘Two Wild and Crazy Guys: Computer Dates’

By the time the Festrunks entered their swinging bachelor pad (complete with posters of all-American icons of sexiness JFK and Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman), in their third Season 3 appearance, Martin and Aykroyd were greeted with the swelling adoration of a crowd primed for a guaranteed good time. It’s here, too, that the brothers actually get to improbably win, Cliff’s understandable skepticism about the brothers convoluted tale of the two American supermodels who’d promised to come over for a one-night stand (“They have to stop by the Statue of Liberty to pick up their birth control devices,” Yortuk explains) turning out to be 100 percent true. Is it unlikely that Larraine Newman and Gilda Radner’s preening models would fall for a couple of buffoonishly blatant pick-up artists as Jorge and Yortuk? Well, it was NYC in the ‘70s. As the ’70s faded, so did the Festrunks, with only one more appearance in Season 4.

After that, SNL viewers had to wait a full 20 years for another glimpse of the brothers. In the Season 24 Cameron Diaz-hosted episode, we got the last-ever sketch featuring another pair of obnoxiously horny SNL siblings, with Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan’s Steve and Doug Butabi (also known as the Roxbury Guys) being outshined by the surprise return of a much older Jorge and Yortuk, with Martin and Aykroyd popping in to show that time hasn’t taken the hopeful bloom off their American adventure.

After another 15 year break, Martin and Aykroyd squeezed into the polyester and dodgy accent work for presumably the last time, showing up in a Season 38 sketch, vying with Andy Samberg and host Justin Timberlake’s “Dick in a Box” crooners and a confused Bobby Moynihan on a Dating Game-style game show. It was a little unseemly for the then sixty-something Aykroyd and Martin to be doing the same, very old schtick (and, oddly, Aykroyd seems to have forgotten which actor plays which brother). Regardless, they were both clearly having a ball, and the audience popped just as hard as they ever did for two of Saturday Night Live’s most improbably endearing—and enduring—characters.

Watch Saturday Night Live’s ‘It’s a Date’ Skit

‘Saturday Night Live”s Original Cast: Where Are They Now?

What’s happened since that first episode in October 1975?

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Whoopi Defends Making Joke About Lindsey Graham’s Sexuality On ‘The View’ After Backlash

October 1, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Whoopi Goldberg defended a joke she made about South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham’s sexuality on The View after she was accused of being homophobic.

Last week, Goldberg made a joke about Graham’s sexuality during a conversation with White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who spoke at length about a bill Graham introduced earlier this month that would institute a federal ban on abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy.

Graham had previously said reproductive rights should be left up to state legislatures to decide. His decision to introduce the bill—effectively taking the decision away from the states—prompted Jean-Pierre to wonder “what changed.”

To considerable laughter from the audience, Goldberg responded:

“Well, maybe he’s getting married?”

“Do it quick because I know people are fooling around with our marriage rights, wherever you stand.”

You can watch the moment in the video below.

White House Press Sec. Discusses reproductive freedom, Lindsey Graham| The View

Afterward, Goldberg clarified her joke about Graham’s sexuality “was a joke, nothing more than that.”

She added:

“I just got a whole conversation about people misunderstanding the joke. I mean, OK.”

“I should probably never do this show again, if this is what it’s coming to. It was a joke, guys.”

Graham’s sexuality is an open secret in Washington despite numerous attempts over the years to bat away questions about his personal life.

In 2020, The Washington Post published a piece about allegations brought forward by gay porn star and escort Sean Harding, who said he had met with Graham more than once.

Harding said Graham was known as “Lady Graham” and the abbreviated “Lady G” among fellow sex workers, a claim that caused the hashtags #LadyGraham and #LadyG to trend on social media.

Many have come to Goldberg’s defense.

\u201cTo say/think that Whoopi is homophobic is asinine as those who feel she needs to apologize to Graham. WTF\ud83d\ude21 He should be on his knees begging for forgiveness for supporting the hijackings of people\u2019s private lives. Bunk that noise.#TheView\u201d

— Me (@Me)
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\u201cI have no idea why she had to scale back on a suggestive subtle joke that half the country has already been speculating about anyway concerning Ms. Graham lol. You’re fine Whoopi! @WhoopiGoldberg #TheView\u201d

— Angie C. (@Angie C.)
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\u201cIt\u2019s not a joke. Lindsay Graham is gay and his remaining closeted has caused tremendous pain in this country and will continue to do so.\n\n@WhoopiGoldberg needn\u2019t apologize. This is a dangerous man specially because he\u2019s been compromised so severely.\u201d

— Jason Chirevas (@Jason Chirevas)
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\u201cWhoopi Goldberg addresses ‘conversation’ over her Lindsey Graham gay joke on The View: ‘It was a joke, guys’ #NewsBreak. There is NOTHING to be upset about with Whoopi\u2019s joke because \u2066@LindseyGrahamSC\u2069 will NEVER come out one way or another. https://t.co/zhj34OOc3W\u201d

— Patricia Padron \u262e\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf2\ud83c\uddfd\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf9 (@Patricia Padron \u262e\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf2\ud83c\uddfd\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf9)
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\u201cWhoopi with the Lindsey Graham shade!!! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffe\ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffe\ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffe “Well maybe he’s getting married” CHECK MATE \ud83e\udd23 #TheView\u201d

— Angie C. (@Angie C.)
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\u201cWhoopi Goldberg cracked a joke about Lindsey Graham being gay.\nGuess what! It’s no joke!\nYou go girl!\u201d

— Arnold Swen (@Arnold Swen)
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\u201cWhoopi should not have to apologize for that Graham joke/comment, especially after the juvenile asinine behavior of Meghan McCain\n#TheView\u201d

— Neptunemermaid (@Neptunemermaid)
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\u201cWhoopie did not say Ms. Lindsay is gay. \nShe said “maybe he’s getting married.”\nThe way he acts makes people assume he’s gay.\nThe producer should apologize to her.\n\n’The View’: Whoopi Goldberg Made To Apologize For Lindsey Graham Gay Joke…’ https://t.co/c5wGM4NHeK\u201d

— Mike Mercury (@Mike Mercury)
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\u201cHello Americans. Whoopi Goldberg’s comment or joke on little Lindsey Graham is right on. Lindsey Graham has been preaching “family values” & yet not living or practicing family values as in getting married and raising children with a wife. He is a hypocrit.\u201d

— Enterafrica@aol.com (@Enterafrica@aol.com)
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Graham has never been married and has no children.

A Southern Baptist, he is a member of the Corinth Baptist Church and has for years supported efforts to roll back LGBTQ+ rights.

In the 1990s, he voted for the Defense of Marriage Act and reiterated his support for it earlier this year amid an ongoing effort by Democrats to codify marriage equality for LGBTQ+ people into law.

These efforts received more notice after Associate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas said the Court should reconsider established gay rights and contraception rights now that SCOTUS revoked the constitutional right to an abortion per the ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, which overturned Roe v. Wade.

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Queen Elizabeth II was wickedly funny – The Washington Post

October 1, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

In a viral video, Queen Elizabeth II’s bodyguard describes her humorous encounter with a clueless American hiker who met her in Scotland.

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Ocasio-Cortez gets the last laugh with dismissive zinger at trashy Marjorie Taylor-Greene

September 30, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene has already made herself infamous in Congress for her militant white nationalism and her paranoid conspiracy theories — but now she’s revealing herself to be possibly teetering on the edge of sanity. Whether hungry for a fresh news cycle or just any attention at all, Taylor-Greene decided it would be a good idea to accost her colleague Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) in the halls of Congress, shrieking at her and demanding to know why Rep. Ocasio-Cortez supported “terrorist groups” like Black Lives Matter and the nebulous and omnipresent right-wing boogeyman “antifa.”

The disgraceful behavior has elicited widespread criticism from House Democratic leadership against Taylor-Greene, who already had her committee assignments stripped away from her over her past support for things like the QAnon pedophilia conspiracy, 9-11 trutherism, harrassing school shooting survivors, and implying that space lasers were responsible for the California wildfires. 

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called it “beyond the pale” in her response to the incident: “It was reported to our office what happened as members were leaving the floors yesterday, the verbal assault and abuse of our colleague, congresswoman AOC. It’s so beyond the pale of anything that is in keeping with bringing honor to the House or not bringing dishonor to the House,” she said. “It’s so beyond the pale that you wonder, it probably is a matter for the Ethics Committee. But that’s up to someone. I’ve always kept the leadership offices separate from any motions to take anything to Ethics.”

House Caucus Chairman Hakeem Jefferies similarly called for the ethics committee to launch an investigation, saying that it appeared the Georgia Rep was “stalking” her: “She is certainly engaged in threatening behavior, and I think ultimately this is something that may have to be evaluated by the Ethics Committee. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez has shown tremendous restraint and should be commended in that regard because it appears that the so-called congresswoman from Georgia is stalking her,” said Jefferies on CNN’s New Day.

But when it comes to MTG, all AOC says she needs is a good bouncer.

Late on Thursday, the former hospitality industry worker zinged Taylor-Greene as being the kind of person she would throw out of bars “all the time.”

(And no this is not intended for magic the gathering players, you’re cool w/ me)

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 13, 2021

If you frequent nighttime watering holes or have ever had the misfortune to work in one, then you know just the kind of person she’s talking about!

This isn’t even the first time Marjorie Taylor-Greene has gotten in trouble for her aggressive behavior. Earlier this year, she sparked horrified outrage in Congress by deliberately singling out and publicly misgendering Rep. Marie Newman’s (D-IL) trans daughter. We thought that dragging a child into the public fray over petty bigotry would be the bottom of the barrel for MTG — but it looks like she will stop at nothing from alienating every one of her colleagues and then getting expelled from Congress entirely.

The post Ocasio-Cortez gets the last laugh with dismissive zinger at trashy Marjorie Taylor-Greene appeared first on Washington Press.

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