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Hoda Kotb and George Clooney Share Funny Moment While Relating to Becoming Parents Later in Life

November 4, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Hoda Kotb and George Clooney share a special connection.

The TODAY anchor and the big screen star are both parents to two young children, and they both became parents to those kids after turning 50.

And it was a shared understanding of that later-in-life parenting path that made for a memorable moment during Clooney’s recent visit to TODAY alongside his “Ticket to Paradise” co-star, Julia Roberts.

“I’ve got a 5- and a 3-year-old,” Hoda told the actor of her daughters, Haley and Hope. “I get scared sometimes, if I’m being totally honest, about being my age.”

For Hoda, the worry is all about just being around long enough to share all the important moments with her girls.

“Please, God, let me,” she said. “I want to witness that. I want to see that.”

But when she asked if Clooney, who’s dad to 5-year-old twins Alexander and Ella, shared that fear, his tone changed.

“No,” the star deadpanned.

Instead, he thought to his elder years and quipped, “I kind of like the idea of being sort of out of it when, my daughter starts to date.”

That earned laughs from both Hoda and Roberts, but the 61-year-old wasn’t finished.

“Papa, I want you to meet… he’s a drummer in a band,” Clooney said, channeling older Ella.

Then he put on his best bewildered face and said, “What? I like toast.”

His humor had both women laughing and left Hoda wiping away tears.

Roberts, 54, then brought the topic back around to a serious tone, as she shared her perspective as mom to 17-year-old twins Phinnaeus and Hazel and 15-year-old Henry.

“The truth is, no matter how old we are — George being the oldest of us — (the kids) have chosen us in this moment to be their stewards and their shepherds in this life experience. I met Danny (Moder) when I was ready. You met Amal when you were ready. It’s like we call these children into our lives when we’re ready to best partner with them.”

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50 Pictures That Make Me Smile Until My Face Hurts No Matter How Many Times I’ve Seen Them

November 3, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”


12:00 AM – 14 Mar 2022


Twitter: @CheeseCakePCK

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a pie-eating contest, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.” I think about that a lot.


10:29 PM – 27 Sep 2022


Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming “WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!” while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting “HAMSTER! HAMSTER! HAMSTER!” and I had to share


12:01 AM – 17 Oct 2021


Twitter: @i_miss_the_days

My 14yo is babysitting for the first time and I just received this text from him. 😂😂😂


02:23 AM – 06 Jul 2022


Twitter: @DaniAndi4

One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat’s name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.


11:16 PM – 13 Apr 2022


Twitter: @BrittanyMeansIt

I showed my students that I can say my ABCs backwards and a student shouted “SHE’S A WITCH!” and then I unzipped my jacket and revealed my Hocus Pocus shirt and they all screamed and the universe has never aligned like this for me


05:14 PM – 18 Oct 2018


Twitter: @jinglebayls

my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao


01:58 PM – 01 Apr 2018


Twitter: @ky_denzz

I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, “Can I get a name for your drink?” She looked very confused and said, slowly, “I guess just call it Bob?”


12:54 PM – 18 Oct 2018


Twitter: @JJ_Denhollander

We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We’re talking 160 page chapter books. 😂

I’m out $120 this year and he thinks he’s ripping me off. Best investment ever.


03:59 AM – 17 Jul 2020


Twitter: @DavidSven

this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said “ooh are ya planning a big bbq” and she said “no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, we’re celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow, he likes fireworks” wow God is good


04:08 PM – 27 Jun 2018


Twitter: @chloxdawson

children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said “where’s your cat. i know he’s in there we see him in the windows and he’s real fat.” idk what to do here


09:19 PM – 14 Apr 2018


Twitter: @deIusionangel

When my son was 3 he had a Guinea pig named rufus. One day he left the cage open & rufus disappeared. I bought a replacement rufus, never told my son & things were going fine until the original rufus showed up and I had to pretend he was rufus’s cousin, roger from philly.


05:56 PM – 19 Mar 2020


Twitter: @ArtIsMyPorn

@smaisley My freshman roommate would leave the dorm at 2 in the morning and come back around 4am. Thought she was chillin with a boy or something. Turns out “that’s the prime time to watch raccoons at the pond near the HFAC.”


11:11 PM – 10 Mar 2019


Twitter: @leannee_wright

Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call:

drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?

my advisor: um..yes?

drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?

my advisor: …yes

*wild cheering over phone from bar*


12:31 AM – 02 May 2021


Twitter: @northernsprw

My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing


03:51 PM – 12 Dec 2017


Twitter: @adam_cook2014

Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn’t master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.


11:51 AM – 24 Aug 2020


Twitter: @nitsohara

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5 Crazy Expensive Home Repairs—and How to Avoid Them

November 2, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The cost of owning a house includes more than just your monthly mortgage payment. Home improvements and repairs also take up a large amount of your budget, but they’re essential to maintaining—and maybe even increasing—the value of your home.

But home repairs can be expensive. According to Dan DiClerico, a HomeAdvisor expert, the average homeowner spends close to $7,000 on home improvement throughout the year.

“That’s why preventive maintenance is key—basically taking steps to make sure your home isn’t hit with sudden, catastrophic damage,” DiClerico says. He strongly encourages homeowners to maintain a rainy day fund in their household budget, ideally 2% to 5% of the value of the home.

So what are the most expensive repairs all homeowners should be aware of? Our experts revealed the budget-draining projects you could encounter—along with tips for avoiding (or delaying) them.

1. Foundation restoration/foundation wall repair

Your foundation is a vitally important part of your home—it supports the weight of the entire structure. That’s why it’s worth paying for repairs the moment they surface.

“A home with a damaged foundation can be unsafe to live in, so it is worth the investment,” says Alex Berezowski, owner and general manager of The Foundation Experts.

Since each foundation problem is unique, Berezowski says there isn’t a fixed price, but his company has completed jobs that cost upward of $100,000 for an extensive foundation fix.

For a smaller project like repairing a foundation wall, DiClerico says the average cost is just over $4,000, but a serious collapse could cost you $10,000 or more.

Watch: 3 Home Improvements That Pay Off Big Time (and One That Won’t)

The best way to prevent foundation problems is to keep water away from the foundation walls.

“Water is the biggest enemy of foundation walls, causing cracks, buckling, and other serious structural issues,” DiClerico says. “Maintain gutters, downspouts, and leader pipes so that they channel water away from the house.”

Additionally, he says it’s important to ensure the ground around the foundation is properly graded so it slopes away from the house.

However, if you have an older home, repairs may be inevitable.

“The concrete used at the time of construction one hundred years ago is not the same as the concrete we use today,” Berezowski says. “The effects of our climate on older foundations over the course of one hundred years can also contribute to the deterioration of older foundations.”

So if you buy or own an old house, be prepared to handle the costs of restoring and repairing it.

2. Replacing a furnace or central AC system

Your cooling and heating equipment works hard to keep your house at a comfortable temperature. But when it gives out, you’ll need to pay a pretty penny to replace it.

“Prepare to spend at least a few thousand dollars per system to replace your whole-house heating or cooling equipment,” says DiClerico. Depending on the size of your system and how complicated the work is, he says the cost could easily exceed $10,000.

“Neglect is one of the main killers of heating and cooling equipment, and for a system to reach its full life expectancy—usually around 15 years—it needs to be properly maintained,” DiClerico says.

Have your furnace serviced at the start of winter and your central AC system serviced at the start of summer.

“A trained professional will do things like check the furnace filters and flush out the AC’s condenser coils, which will keep the units running smoothly and efficiently,” DiClerico says.

3. Repairing water-damaged walls and ceilings

Water flowing through your plumbing fixtures is a good thing. Water running anywhere else? Not so good.

“If the water damage is bad enough, you might need to replace an entire ceiling or wall at an average cost of $1,500,” DiClerico says. “The bill could run as high as $6,000, especially if you need to also replace damaged crown molding.”

In fact, Chris O’Rourke, vice president of property claims at Mercury Insurance, says his company sees more water claims than any other type of claim.

“While certain perils are seasonal, water damage can occur during any time of the year,” he says.

Some of the most common causes of water leaks are burst water pipes and leaky roofs. To prevent your water lines from bursting, DiClerico recommends wrapping pipes in unheated parts of the home with insulation sleeves.

O’Rourke advises homeowners to routinely inspect and maintain appliance hoses and water pipes to guard against cracks and leaks, and to immediately replace damaged hoses and pipes.

4. Replacing the lawn

Lawn work can be laborious and time-consuming, but having to replace it is pricey.

“Sod installation costs homeowners an average of $1,822, but the project can run as high as $4,500,” DiClerico says.

“Poor soil conditions and pests are two of the biggest threats to turf grass,” DiClerico says. If your situation is really bad, you might have to rip out the lawn and start all over (and yup, you’ll be paying more).

He recommends having your soil tested to see which nutrients are missing. Inexpensive soil testing kits sold at home centers will reveal the pH level and help you identify which type of fertilizer you should use to balance everything out.

5. Removing a tree

Uprooting a tree costs around $750 on average.

“But the project can easily set you back several thousand dollars if it’s a massive tree with deep roots, or if power lines are present, since the tree removal service will need to take special safety precautions,” DiClerico explains. Also, it costs extra to have the stump removed.

So, the key to getting ahead of a problematic tree situation is periodic monitoring.

“Bring in an arborist to inspect trees for dead or diseased limbs,” DiClerico says. The pro should be able to remove the damaged limbs, which will keep the disease from spreading.

“They will also identify insect infestations so you can hopefully nip the problem in the bud,” he says.

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Leslie Jordan’s Hilarious Final Film Role, ‘Strangers in a Strange Land’

November 2, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Leslie Jordan will be gracing the silver screen one last time … because the last film he ever starred in is on its way to being completed after his passing.

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People Think M3GAN Looks Like Twilight’s Renesmee, and More Hilarious Reactions to the Horror Movie Trailer | Teen Vogue

November 2, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

There are some horror movie scenes that just stay with you forever. And if the official trailer for M3GAN is any indication, that movie is going to have a hold on our brains for a long time.

On October 11, Universal Pictures dropped the trailer for M3GAN. The horror flick’s synopsis reads as follows: “A roboticist designs a lifelike doll programmed to bond with her newly orphaned niece, however, the robot becomes violently overprotective of its new friend.” If the film’s terrifying premise sounds right up your alley, then you’ll be even more satisfied with its delightfully unhinged trailer.

The robot in question is Model 3 Generative Android — or M3GAN, for short — a creepy, life-size robot that soon takes on a mind of its own. “Megan, your goal is to protect Katie from physical and emotional harm,” says Katie’s roboticist aunt Gemma in the trailer, played by Get Out star Allison Williams. A few clips later, Megan is seen pushing a young bully into the path of an oncoming car. “I won’t let anything harm you,” Megan declares to Katie. Well, she was just following orders… *gulp* right?

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The trailer quickly intensifies, with Megan providing many a jumpscare, refusing to turn off, watching from afar as a Coroner van pulls into Gemma’s driveway, and physically attacking, like, six people. But the best part of the trailer comes when Megan is seen following someone through what looks like an office building hallway. The killer robot doll suddenly breaks out in dance, body-rolling, cartwheeling, and pop-locking-jamming-and-breaking.

The scene is so randomly jarring in comparison to its ominous background music and the gory violence that follows, that it’s easily the most terrifying part of the entire trailer. Social media erupted soon after the trailer’s debut, and as noted by @PopCrave on Twitter, within only a few hours Megan was “a viral sensation.”

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