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Jennifer Garner flashes a mega-watt smile while makeup-free in Los Angeles | Daily Mail Online

November 28, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Jennifer Garner looked cheerful as she went for a coffee run on a rare rainy morning in Los Angeles Monday. 

The actress, 50, looked cozy in a faded navy blue sweatshirt with a yellow smiley face, navy blue joggers with a rainbow stripe along the outer leg and sneakers. 

The Alias star appeared to be makeup free and brushed her brunette locks straight. 

Cheerful: Jennifer Garner, 50, looked cheerful as she went for a coffee run in Los Angeles Monday. She  appeared to be wearing a diamond band on her right hand but only smiled when asked if she planned to marry boyfriend John Miller

The Once Upon a Farm founder appeared to be wearing a diamond anniversary band on her right hand and only smiled when asked if she planned to marry her boyfriend John Miller. 

The couple began dating in 2018 and after taking a break in 2020, got back together in 2021. 

The busy actress is currently working on her latest project, Family Leave. 

Natural beauty: The Alias star appeared to be makeup free and brushed her brunette locks straight

The Netflix film is loosely based on the illustrated children’s book Bedtime for Mommy by Amy Krouse Rosenthal.

Instead of role reversals, the Brenner family wakes up to a complete body switch and discovers the same thing has happened to another family on the other side of the world. 

Both families, strangers, must work together to get things back to normal. 

The actress, 50, looked cozy in a faded navy blue sweatshirt with a yellow smiley face, navy blue joggers with a rainbow stripe along the outer leg and sneakers.

Jennifer has also signed on to work as a producer on the project. 

The mom of three who shares kids Violet, 16,  Seraphina, 13 and Sam, 10, with ex-husband Ben Affleck, 50, delighted her fans with another episode of her Pretend Cooking Show over the weekend, making a holiday treat – caramel corn.

The video received more than 150 thousand likes with cooking guru Tabitha Brown commenting with multiple heart emojis. 

One fan shared the love writing, ‘JG, you are a National Treasure,’ while another offered a suggestion that instead of pouring the caramel over the corn, ‘You have to put it in a brown paper bag and shake it up. Perfectly coated every time.’ 

Holiday treat: The mom of three who shares kids Violet, 16, Seraphina, 13 and Sam, 10, with ex-husband Ben Affleck, 50, delighted her fans with another episode of her Pretend Cooking Show over the weekend, making a holiday treat – caramel corn

Yum: The video received more than 150 thousand likes with cooking guru Tabitha Brown commenting with multiple heart emojis. One fan suggested a hack, ‘You have to put it in a brown paper bag and shake it up. Perfectly coated every time’

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Stephen King Just Used A Groanworthy Dad Joke To Blast Elon Musk In Iconic Fashion

November 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Horror icon Stephen King became the latest celebrity to mock billionaire Elon Musk following his move to reinstate former Republican President Donald Trump to Twitter.

Conservatives had for months called for Musk to reinstate Trump to the platform, which meant lifting a ban Twitter had imposed on Trump in the days following the events of January 6, 2021, the day a mob of Trump’s supporters attacked the nation’s seat of government on the false premise that the 2020 general election had been stolen.

Musk finally caved into those demands and decided to reinstate Trump to Twitter after polling its users, then suggested the decision to bring Trump back was done in the spirit of democracy, exposing himself to criticism from celebrities like musicians Jack White and Trent Reznor.

King—known for revolutionizing the horror genre with hits like Carrie, The Stand and The Shining—began his criticism of Musk’s recent behavior by posting the following dad joke:

“I had to take my biscuits to the doctor. They felt crummy.”

\u201cI had to take my biscuits to the doctor.\nThey felt crummy.\u201d

— Stephen King (@Stephen King)
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To his credit, he acknowledged that the joke was “pretty bad.”

\u201cSorry. That one was pretty bad.\u201d

— Stephen King (@Stephen King)
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Then came this zinger:

“Speaking of bad jokes, Elon Musk says Trump can get back on Twitter.”

\u201cSpeaking of bad jokes, Elon Musk says Trump can get back on Twitter.\u201d

— Stephen King (@Stephen King)
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Though Musk has officially reinstated Trump to Twitter, Trump has opted not to join the platform, preferring to devote his time to his own social media site, a conservative playground and Twitter clone called Truth Social.

But that didn’t make King’s disdain for Musk any less funny, as far as Twitter users were concerned.

\u201cSounds like a horror story \ud83d\ude09\u201d

— TK (@TK)
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\u201c\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23 Stephen King is unmatched\u201d

— \ud83c\udf31 (@\ud83c\udf31)
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— Karen DaltonBeninato (@Karen DaltonBeninato)
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— LUMP-ELECT (@LUMP-ELECT)
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\u201cHere I thought we were finished with rancid oranges except in courts… Many, many courts!\u201d

— gilliansl (@gilliansl)
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\u201cAnother colossal mistake from dweeb Eeeelon.\u201d

— Martha Cody (@Martha Cody)
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— jay-66 (@jay-66)
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King has long been an advocate for liberal policies and infamously criticized Republicans ahead of their decision to officially name Trump as the GOP’s presidential nominee in 2016, saying that they’d given a platform to a “thin-skinned racist with the temperament of a 3-year-old.”

In the last couple of years, he has become one of the more prominent voices on social media to regularly admonish Trump for pushing the lie that the 2020 general election was stolen.

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Football’s strangest transfer and contract clauses as Liverpool slam “joke” Sadio Mane bid – Mirror Online

November 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

So it seems like Liverpool aren’t too impressed with the package Bayern Munich put together to sign Sadio Mane. In fact, they think it’s a “joke”.

The forward seems to be the number one target for the German side, who could yet lose Robert Lewandowski this summer. Mane would be something of a replacement and the Bavarians want to take advantage of the fact he has a year remaining on his deal, leaving the Reds in a precarious position.

They offered an initial £23.5m, with additional add-ons of around £6.5m to take the total close to £30m. That is less than Liverpool signed him for, but the player’s want to leave may yet force their hand. However they won’t be letting him go on the cheap and they’ve taken issue with some of the add-ons.

They claim they would be nearly impossible to achieve. The most eye raising being a bonus that would only be paid if Sadio Mane won the Ballon d’Or on three occasions – he currently has none. Bayern would also have to scoop a hat trick of Bundesliga titles, along with European trophies, for other bonus payments to be activated.

As a result it looks as if the German side will be heading back to the negotiation table. Liverpool chiefs have told the club not to bother returning unless their valuation of Mane, which is north of £40m, is met.

Transfers are often compiled of bonus payments, which helps get the initial fee down. However some of the structures and offers can often be bizarre. As can some of the clauses players add to their own contracts. We take a look at a few of the more surprising conditions.

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Liverpool get their own back

Back in the summer of 2013 the Reds had to fend off interest in Luis Suarez from domestic rivals Arsenal. A rumoured clause was in the Uruguayan’s contract that saw the Gunners bid £40m + £1 – a move that backfired on them. Nevertheless the bad blood remained.

So much so that when the Reds signed Roberto Firmino they included a €98million release clause in the Brazilian’s contract “if the interested club is not Arsenal.” It is as if the forward knew of the ill feeling because he’s continued to score against the north Londoners – bagging a hat-trick in 2018.

Firmino also pockets handsome goal bonus – allegedly earning £25,000 for each of his first five goals a season, £45,000 for his goals between six and 10, £65,000 from 11 to 15, and £85,000 from then on.

No fly zone

Arsenal completed a coup when they signed Dennis Bergkamp from Inter Milan back in the 1990s. They perhaps didn’t know they’d added a club legend however. That said, the Dutchman was rarely present for European away days.

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Why? Well he had a fear of flying and had a clause inserted into his Arsenal contract which meant he didn’t have to get on a plane. The decision cost him £100,000, but clearly he felt that was good value.

He said previously: “I’ve got this problem and I have to live with it. I can’t do anything about it, it is a psychological thing and I can’t explain it. The Dutch FA has been sympathetic, so have have Arsenal, so far. I am considering psychiatric help. I can’t fly. I just freeze. I get panicky. It starts the day before, when I can’t sleep.”

Party, party, party

Ronaldinho may have been arguably the finest player of his generation, leading Barcelona to the Champions League in 2006. His flicks and tricks saw him earn celebrity status, staring in adverts with Nike.

However the Brazilian also loved a night out. So much so that he had a clause included in his Flamengo contract that allowed him to go out until the early hours at least twice a week without any knock on affects.

Bein Sports reported that failure to agree to such a clause would’ve been a deal breaker for the World Cup winner.

Suarez bites back

This one remains shrouded in mystery. There were rumours that Barcelona included a no biting clause into Suarez’s contract when they signed him in 2014. The forward had infamously bit Branislav Ivanovic during a game at Anfield in 2013.

Then, at the 2014 World Cup, he took a bite out of Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini, but that didn’t stop the Catalans pursuing the deal and, whilst they made their expectations clear, the club’s president denied any biting clause.

Josep Maria Bartomeu said: “No, no. We didn’t rethink this decision and we told Luis after the bite. He knows he did wrong. He apologized. That’s very important for us. That means he knows that he did not do things properly — and of course, coming to our city, coming to our club, there’s going to be a way of managing Luis Suarez.”

Ox’s short stay

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is now at Liverpool, but before that spent seven years at Arsenal. He wasn’t always a started though which saw questions asked of then manager Arsene Wenger.

It later became known that his boyhood club Southampton were earning each time Oxlade-Chamberlain played for a prolonged period. It has since emerged that Southampton would earn £10,000 every time he played 20 minutes or more.

That meant the midfielder was often coming on beyond the 70 minute mark to allow him to make an impact, but without the club feeling any financial affects.

No space for Schwarz

Stefan Schwarz moved to Sunderland for £4m back in 1999 but the Black Cats made it clear that the player would not be heading beyond earth’s atmosphere.

Sunderland’s chief executive, John Fickling told BBC Radio 5 Live at the time: “One of Schwarz’s advisers has, indeed, got one of the places on the commercial flights. And we were worried that he may wish to take Stefan along with him. So we thought we’d better get things tied up now rather than at the time of the flight.

“It was a reasonable request. We would normally get insurance cover for the player throughout the length of his contract. And like a lot of insurance policies there are certain exclusions, such as dangerous activities. At the end of the day we are protecting the club, really. It was a little bit of a light-hearted moment during protracted negotiations.

“But one day it could become be quite acceptable to put such clauses in various contracts.”

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Ruddock’s weight clause

Neil Ruddock moved to Crystal Palace from a free transfer from West Ham in 2000, but included a weight clause on the advice of Harry Redknapp. Former Eagles chairman Simon Jordan stipulated that Ruddock would be fined every time he went over his ‘recommended weight’, 99.8kg.

He wrote in his autobiography: “On approaching West Ham I discovered he was a free transfer, although he did have a weighty salary – which was not the only weighty thing about him. Harry Redknapp, the West Ham manager at the time, told me to put in a weight clause.

“So I decided to put a 10 per cent penalty on the contract we were proposing to offer him if he was over the recommended weight of 99.8kg, which by the way was still frigging huge.” Ruddock would, according to reports, be fined eight times.

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Five things spotted in Man United training as Erik ten Hag consults inner circle and has joke with Cristiano Ronaldo – Manchester Evening News

November 27, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Manchester United players were working hard at Carrington on Wednesday ahead of their visit to FC Sheriff in the Europa League on Thursday night.

United supporters are expecting a big reaction from Erik ten Hag ‘s side after last week’s disappointing 1-0 defeat to Spanish side Real Sociedad on matchday one.

The Reds were not in action at the weekend, with their scheduled match against Crystal Palace postponed following the death of the Queen on Thursday, September 8. United’s planned clash against Leeds United on Sunday has also been postponed due to a shortage of police officers ahead of the Queen’s funeral on Monday, September 19.

MEN Sport has taken a look at Wednesday’s training session and here is what we spotted.

Ronaldo and Ten Hag enjoy a laugh

Although Cristiano Ronaldo has only started two matches for United so far this season, he still seems to be forming a good relationship with manager Ten Hag.

While the United No.7 is bound to be desperate for more minutes than he has been getting in recent weeks, the pair could be seen laughing together after the Dutchman made a joke with Ronaldo and Ten Hag all smiles during the training session at Carrington. The Portuguese international, who is expected to feature against Sheriff on Thursday night, appears to be content at Old Trafford after a summer of speculation.

Ten Hag’s inner circle

Ten Hag in conversation with two of his Man United coaches

The Dutchman has enjoyed a steady start to his reign as United boss, and his coaching staff are clearly a massive part of how he operates at the club. Ten Hag was spotted in conversation with assistant manager Mitchell van der Gaag and technical director Darren Fletcher.

Ten Hag relies on, and values, his coaches’ opinions – especially on the training pitch. Ahead of an important clash in Europe, United will need to be firing on all cylinders in order to record their first win of their Europa League campaign.

Antony integrating well

Antony has been impressive since joining Man United from Ajax

Since arriving from Ajax in the summer, Antony has impressed in his two outings in a red shirt. The Brazilian, who scored on his debut against Arsenal, appears to be a popular member of the first-team squad.

He was seen speaking to centre-back Lisandro Martinez during the training session on Wednesday, with the Argentine defender putting his arm around the 22-year-old. Antony has also formed a strong bond on the flank with right-back Diogo Dalot since arriving at Old Trafford.

Eriksen’s orders

Eriksen during a training session at Carrington on Wednesday

Christian Eriksen is proving to be a shrewd addition for the Reds, with the Dane dictating play from the base of midfield in recent weeks – helping Ten Hag’s men to four successive wins in the Premier League. During the session at Carrington, the 30-year-old appeared to issue orders to his teammates during a training drill.

Given has vast experience, the former Tottenham man will be a big help for United’s younger midfielders. His partnership with Scott McTominay has been solid in recent weeks.

Maguire in good spirits

Maguire has started just three matches for Man United so far this season

Harry Maguire has only made four appearances for United so far this season – starting on just three occasions. He has dropped down the pecking order with Martinez and Varane forming an impressive partnership.

It remains to be seen if the England centre-back will be selected for the Three Lions’ squad by Gareth Southgate on Thursday, but he was still all smiles during training on Wednesday.

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Watch: Crazy moment mako shark jumps onto Coromandel charter boat – NZ Herald

November 26, 2022 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A group of people fishing on a Coromandel charter got more than they bargained for when a large Mako shark jumped in their boat giving them a once-in-a-lifetime experience as well as an almighty fright.

On Saturday Churchys Charter NZ skipper Ryan Churches was out off the coast of Whitianga with five customers on the hunt for kingfish.

However, something a lot larger had decided to not only make an appearance but spectacularly drop into their boat after being hooked on the bait.

The wild event was caught on camera, showing the large sea creature crash-landing on the bow of the boat before thrashing around and slamming its tail into the windscreen.

Churches told the Herald it was the first time he’s ever witnessed a shark jumping into a boat, describing the incident as “bonkers”.

Still from video posted to Facebook by Churchys Charters NZ fishing operating out of Whitianga on the Coromandel. A Mako shark jumped onto the foredeck of the fishing boat 07 November 2022
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“We were out at the Aldermans fishing with five customers on board winding a bait in and the mako took the bait.

“We were fighting it normally and it was jumping around. I told the customers ‘if it jumps in the boat get out of the way’.

“It just so happened that about 30 seconds later it jumped on the top of the boat. It was crazy. We were all watching the rod and the line was going out to the side of the boat and it changed direction suddenly… it just happened to jump at the same time and we got a hell of a fright.”

The Churchys Charters NZ skipper estimated the Mako was about 150kg and as long as eight to nine feet in length.

After crash landing on the boat, the Mako was thrashing around trying to escape for a maximum of “two-minutes tops”.

Churches said there were concerns they would have to intervene and attempt to help the shark free, a move that would have been highly dangerous.

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However, he said the shark managed to wriggle free and were counting their blessings he didn’t land on the back of the boat where all the customers were.

“He got away safe. There’s nothing much we could do. We can’t go up the front to go near it because they go absolutely bonkers.

“We dropped the anchor down a little bit because it seemed to be holding it in place [on the boat]. He went absolutely bonkers again and pushed himself through the bow rail and slid back into the water.

“I was trying to figure out ways of how to get it off if it didn’t slide off. I was thinking what the f*** do we do? But it all worked out.

“The customers reacted better than what a lot of people would have. The cameras were out, but they probably didn’t realise the danger we could have been in.

“We were lucky it was on the front of the boat and we had windscreens and hard tops blocking it. We were lucky it didn’t come into the back of the boat otherwise it could have a wildly different story.”

An average adult Mako is around 2.5 to 3.2 m (8.2 to 10.5 ft) in length and can weigh on average between 135–230 kg.

Mako sharks live near the surface of the ocean and in coastal waters, and are found around the coast of New Zealand, more commonly in the North Island.

They are known for jumping clear of the water when hooked, sometimes as much as 10m – and have been reported to land in boats.

It’s not the first time a Mako has landed on a boat in the Coromandel.

In 2021, Whangamatā fishing buddies Kane O’Reilly and Murray Clarke counted their lucky stars after they hooked a massive mako shark that jumped out of the water and landed on the roof of their boat.

“I was winding it in and it got heavier and heavier,” O’Reilly said.

He said the shark bolted down on a heavy drag, turned round and headed straight to the boat, flying about 5m out of the water six to seven metres away.

“The shark hit the water, did another massive jump and landed about 1m off the boat, which scared the shit out of us.

A minute or so later, the shark broke off the fishing hook and disappeared.

O’Reilly estimated the shark was about 4m long when it came crashing on to his 7.6m aluminium hardtop Marco southwester called Black Betty.

“It would have been 400kg. It was massive, absolutely massive.

“I told my mate to gas the boat to get out of here because I said it is going to jump in the cockpit,” O’Reilly said.

“The next thing I felt this massive bang like we had just run into a ship and I said to my mate ‘what the hell was that’ and this bloody shark rolled off the roof and down the windscreen and on to the deck and then rolled off,” O’Reilly said.

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