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50 Hilarious Celebration Pics That Are Bound To Make You Smile

May 7, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Feeling a bit blue and needing a bit of a celebratory occasion to lift your spirits? Well, what if we were to tell you that there’s always something to celebrate and you don’t even look that hard for a wedding or whatnot to bring out the cake and buy yourself a helium balloon? Need proof? You’re in the right place, then – just take a look at what awesome, hilariously funny celebration pics people shared in this glorious Reddit thread, and you’ll be celebrating life soon enough, too. 

Now, be fair here. When you hear somebody talking about funny celebration photos, you instantly tend to think of weddings and birthdays, but these people here are living proof that you can celebrate things like your divorceversary, losing a tooth, or gaining a pound in just the same if not higher spirits. However, if you do decide to celebrate something that’s a bit off-kilter, be sure to share the hilarious photos you take with us! Wondering what should be in them? Well, to follow the examples of the ones we found in the aforementioned AskReddit thread, you could feature the awesome cake you got yourself to celebrate, the participants of the super wild crocheting party, or the funny celebration images of your little brother letting it all out on a birthday at the dentist’s. Anything that floats your boat, really!

Now, ready to take a look at the gloriously weird photos we’ve rounded up? If so, you know the drill – scroll on down below until you reach the submissions, give your vote to the funny celebration pics you liked the most, and share this article with anyone who’s in need of a little pick-me-up today!

#1 Went Home For The Holidays And My Birthday, My Dad And I Fell Asleep. Love So Much This Pic My Uncle Took Of Us

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#2 Happy Birthday To My Best Friend

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#3 I Carved And Gifted The “Terminator Pipe” To Arnold Birthday And He Sent Me A Photo

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There’s no rule out there stopping you from celebrating whatever you want. You could go the traditional route and celebrate your birthday, your pet’s birthday, that promotion at work you’ve been angling for these last few years, or finally getting your twelve-part rollercoaster ride of a fantasy novel series published.

Though you could embrace the fun even more and find a reason to celebrate more often. For instance, to mark an entire month of exercising and eating well. Or to observe your 37-week workaversary for no real reason at all. Or even that old favorite of ours—surviving yet another Monday! We make the occasions, not the calendar.

#4 An Elderly Neighbor Of Mine Is Throwing A Birthday Party For His Dog

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#5 My Son Was Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn “Superhero” Moves Aka Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously

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#6 I Gave My Son A Hammock For His Birthday… He Sent Me This Pic, He’s Obviously Not The Only One Enjoying It

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Having a small celebration just for fun is a great way to seize the day and enjoy life more. It forces us to be more aware of what’s going on in our day-to-day lives and find reasons to be grateful.

Yes, life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, but there’s always a silver lining to be found, even when it’s dark, dull, and dreary. Like Albus Dumbledore, said, “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

#7 My Friend’s Birthday Gift To Her Husband: A Fantastic Painting Of Their Derperman Pinscher

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#8 My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah… We Decided To Build A Compromise

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#9 Party Time

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Practicing gratitude means shifting your perspective to how someone else might see your life. Taking on a stranger’s point of view means that we’re more objective about the positive things we have going for us. Yes, your career might not be going exactly in the direction you hoped it would, but maybe you’ve recently gotten a raise to help dampen the effects of inflation and you don’t have to worry about providing for your family.

#10 My Cat Nimbus, Celebrating His Birthday Like A Gentleman

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#11 Celebrating Christmas With My Wife’s Family When Suddenly

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#12 This Is How They Celebrate Halloween At A Government Research Lab

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Or you might find that you struggle keeping in touch with your friends now that you’ve all grown up, however, your relationship with your parents has only improved since you’ve moved out.

You might be thankful for your health, your supporting relatives, or your understanding partner. Or you might be glad that you have a stable job in these turbulent times or that your rescue pet is finally coming out of its shell in its new forever home.

#13 I Wanted To Celebrate And Announce My Awesome Father’s Day Gift From My Wife. No Better Way Than A Sexy Photoshoot

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#14 My Birthday Cake This Year

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#15 My Band Just Signed A Recording Contract. Had Chinese Food In Celebration. This Was My Fortune

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Meanwhile, when times are especially tough, even something seemingly small as getting out of bed and washing the dishes is something genuinely worth celebrating.

Making a physical gratitude list can work as a physical reminder of all the wonderful things going on in your life. Whenever you’re feeling down, you can take a glance at it and maybe even add a few more things. Acknowledge your achievements. Let them remind you of how successful, persevering, and resilient you are.

#16 My Brother Couldn’t Find A Suitable Card For Our Grandma’s Birthday, So He Improvised, A Little

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#17 My Mom Celebrated My Dogs Birthday… I Go To College And This Is What Happens

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#18 Happy Birthday!

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Now, we’re not going to tell you how you should or shouldn’t mark important events and achievements. However, we’ll remind you that an important part of living a healthy and happy life means avoiding overeating and staying away from refined sugary treats as much as possible.

Enjoying a slice of triple chocolate cake with ice cream on top is perfectly fine if you do it every once in a while—denying ourselves our little tasty treats can make us crave them even more, after all.

#19 Baking & Prepping For Her 1 Year Old’s Birthday Party

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#20 My Daughter Got An Etch A Sketch Today For Her 8th Birthday. She Drew A Cat Puking

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#21 Went To The Office Holiday Party. Didn’t Know Corporate Was Going To Be There

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But if you’ve got an entire social calendar full of birthdays, anniversaries, and weddings lined up for this year, you might want to start watching how much you indulge. If you feel that you’re eating desserts more often than you’re making home-cooked meals, you might want to skip a few slices of cake or opt for a healthier option. We find that it’s often easier to say ‘no’ to a small snack than it is to burn off those excess calories jogging or at the gym.

#22 Yesterday Was My Birthday So I Threw Myself A Party

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#23 My Cat Turned 3, She Was Not Impressed With The Celebrations

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#24 Celebrating My First Divorceversary And The Office Girls Bought Me A Cake

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In these economically uncertain times, celebrating birthdays can add a lot of additional stress. Especially if there are high expectations. According to a survey conducted by OnePoll, most children know exactly what they want for their birthdays. 73% of parents noted that their kids aren’t easy to impress. Meanwhile, 67% of children expect their favorite foods to be served during the party. Moreover, 56% expect clowns or costumed characters, 44% expect inflatables, and 43% want laser tag. 

#25 My Sister And Her Husband Adopted A Puppy. The Humane Society Sure Gives Out Weird Signs To Celebrate It

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#26 Wife Modified A 5yo Birthday Card For My Brother’s 35th

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#27 Just A Pic Of My Birthday Cake

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However, birthdays don’t have to cost you an arm and a leg. You can cut costs by organizing things slightly differently. First of all, you need to let go of the desire to impress all the other parents in the neighborhood. Then, you can save a lot of money by sticking to simple food like hot dogs, pizza, chips, fruit, and veggies. Meanwhile, you don’t necessarily have to rent out an expensive playroom for all the kids. Having the birthday at the local park works perfectly well, too!

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#29 It Was My Dads Birthday Today But We Didn’t Have The Right Numbers So We Got Creative

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#30 My Fiancé And I Had Our Ultrasound On 5/5 But Because Of The Quarantine We Couldn’t Celebrate. So I Made This. She Did Not Find It As Humorous As I Did

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We’d love to hear all about the fun celebrations you’ve recently had, dear Pandas. Maybe you’ve marked a special anniversary or baked a doggy-friendly dessert for your best pal? Perhaps something’s gone gloriously right at school, the office, or at home? Drop by the comment section and share your joy with everyone else!

#31 My GF Gets Frustrated That She Has To Share Birthday’s (Today) And Christmas A Few Days Apart. I Decided To Have A Professional Cake Made To Celebrate Her Day! Thoughts?

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#32 Celebrating My Brother’s 21st Birthday In Style At Epcot (The Entire Family Is Wearing These Shirts, Not Just Us)

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#33 My Friend Is Celebrating 20 Years Of Marriage, He Says Nothing’s Changed

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#34 We Had 40 People Over For A Party This Weekend And Apparently No One Snooped Our Medicine Cabinet

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#35 It’s Way Of Celebrating The Holidays

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#36 This Is How My Girlfriend’s Family Celebrated Thanksgiving In 1903

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#37 Celebrating New Year’s Eve By Myself

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#38 “My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined.” – Happy 19th Birthday To My Cat!

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#39 I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake… It Wasn’t What He Expected

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#40 My Boyfriend’s Friend Recently Got Out Of Jail, And Today Is His Birthday. Of Course, This Is The Only Appropriate Way To Wish Him Happy Birthday

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#41 My Little Brother Decided To Celebrate His 8th Birthday At His Favorite Place – The Dentist

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#42 My Nephew Had A Social Distancing 15th Birthday Party

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#43 The Store Didn’t Have Any “Happy 33rd Birthday” Balloons, So I Improvised

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#44 This Was My 26th Birthday Party, Set Up By My Family

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#45 Well, Look Who The First Person To Fall Asleep At The New Years’ Party Was

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#46 My New Girlfriend Said She’d Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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#47 Ordered A Custom Sequin Pillow For My Brother’s Birthday

The company switched up the orders, and I received someone else’s order… which means the person who receives mine is going to be infinitely more confused than I was.

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#48 My Parents Threw Me A Belated Birthday Party At Their House, And My Mom Was Confident She Had The Correct Candles Before I Showed Up

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#49 My Father In Law Gave This To Me For My Birthday Day. He Had Me Open It With All The Family Around

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#50 My Wife Recently Booked Us A Pirate Room To Celebrate Our Anniversary… Let’s Hear Those One Liners

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Ryan Reynolds enlists Wrexham fans in funny birthday video message to co-owner Rob McElhenney | The Independent

May 7, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Ryan Reynolds has been in the headlines for antics surrounding his football club rather than his acting career over the past week, with Wrexham winning a thrilling and crucial top-of-the-table battle on Monday thanks to a late Ben Foster penalty save.

The Canadian and his American co-owner Rob McElhenney took in the crazy scenes and expressed surprise at the “insane” rules which only see one side promoted from the National League into the football league system – though that now looks set to be the Red Dragons, with that victory over Notts County leaving them three points clear with a game in hand and only four matches remaining.

Come the end of the week, though, Reynolds had other off-pitch matters on his mind: McElhenney’s birthday on 14 April and a special video tribute…sort of.

While they may share a football club, it doesn’t stop the pair playing jokes on each other at every opportunity and Reynolds took his friend’s celebrations as an opportunity to educate listeners on exactly how to pronounce “McElhenney”.

Not content with being in the birthday video himself, Reynolds also enlisted a number of actors, Wrexham fans, locals and even club staff to also appear in the video – including a particularly gruff sign-off from one.

Settings such as the club stadium – the Racecourse Ground – and noted local bar The Turf appear in the video, the latter being the site of a recent singalong for supporters which the owners turned up to after the win over Notts County.

The cheeky lyrics see Reynolds noting that “all those Ns and Es and Hs can perplex ‘em” for people trying to pronounce Rob McElhenney’s surname, so his thoughtful friend created a handy guide to doing so “from all your mates in Wrexham”.

Finishing up with a “2-1” score update in the joking stakes between the pair and posting the clip to Twitter, Reynolds also encouraged Wrexham fans to take up the chant on matchdays just to get in on the act against McElhenney. If they go on to earn promotion and return to League Two, supporters will doubtless be singing plenty more than just a birthday song in praise of their owners.

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P.K. Subban SLAMMED for body-shaming Lizzo live on-air as he makes joke about the size of her lunch | Daily Mail Online

May 7, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Ex-NHL star P.K. Subban has been slammed online for bodyshaming Lizzo live on-air by making a crass comment about the size of her lunch during an ESPN segment on Tuesday night.

Sportsman Subban, 33, shocked fans as he analyzed Game 1 of the Panthers vs. Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Playoff series – with the furore beginning when his co-host John Buccigross quipped Toronto should ‘pack a lunch’ after losing 4-2.

Subban responded: ‘Maybe they need to pack a Lizzo-sized lunch.’

Lizzo is known for being a body positive advocate and and a proud plus-size fashion icon – launching an inclusive shapewear line in 2022.

Subban’s remark saw fans demand he apologize to the singer, with the retired hockey player branded a ‘clown’ and ‘fatphobic.’

PK Subban randomly dissing Lizzo was NOT on my bingo card for tonight😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Gvc8rq7HB6

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Say what Ex-NHL star P.K. Subban (left) has been slammed online for bodyshaming Lizzo live on-air by making a crass comment about the size of her lunch during an ESPN segment on Tuesday night

Music icon: Lizzo is known for being a body positive advocate and and a proud plus-size fashion icon – launching an inclusive shapewear line in 2022

One fan wrote: ‘Sis Pk Subban really just say “Lizzo sized lunch?” That’s… not acceptable. That’s fatphobic.

Another typed: ‘PK Subban saying someone needed a Lizzo sized lunch? Seems like a harmful thing to say.’

One typed: ‘PK Subban randomly dissing Lizzo was NOT on my bingo card for tonight’ while another follower penned: ‘PK Subban fat-shamed Lizzo. Typical Subban clown move. He’s just horrible on ESPN.’

Another typed: ‘did pk subban just make a fatphobic lizzo joke…..’ while another wrote: ‘PK Subban is going to have to apologize for making a comment about Lizzo.’

DailyMail.com has contacted representatives for ESPN and Lizzo for comment. 

Last month an internet troll attempted to body-shame Lizzo via Twitter, as a nude picture the singer shared to Instagram in 2021 resurfaced.

The Juice hitmaker shared the post, which is an unedited picture without any clothing, as part of a self-esteem social media campaign.

But as it did the rounds across Twitter again, one fan tweeted a picture of herself beside Lizzo’s, attempting to shame her by asking ‘me or Lizzo?’

Comment: Sportsman Subban, 33, shocked fans as he analyzed Game 1 of the Panthers vs. Maple Leafs Stanley Cup Playoff series – with the furore beginning when his co-host John Buccigross quipped Toronto should ‘pack a lunch’ after losing 4-2

Subban responded: ‘Maybe they need to pack a Lizzo-sized lunch.’

Cheeky:Subban’s remark saw fans demand he apologize to the singer, with the retired hockey player branded a ‘clown’ and ‘fatphobic’

 Appearing to backfire, many fans rallied to support the singer as they simply responded with her name instead of the troll’s.

And it seemed that Lizzo herself was keen to cast her vote, simply tweeting her own name at the same time that the drama was unfolding.

The picture began to circulate on Twitter again after two years as one user share a snap of an article which said Lizzo was ‘changing the beauty standard’, writing above: ‘Thanks, , but my beauty standards remain unchanged’.

This response spurred on many other trolls to also take a dig at the singer, who has proudly spoken about being plus size.

Backing herself: Lizzo spoke out last month after an internet troll failed while attempting to body-shame her by sharing this resurfaced nude snap of the singer

Troll: But as it did the rounds across Twitter again this week, one fan tweeted a picture of herself beside Lizzo’s, attempting to shame her by asking ‘me or Lizzo?’

But it was the comparison tweet that appeared to go viral, with the user placing a picture of herself next to the nude shot and asking who the public preferred.

In a backfire, many took to the reply section to show their support for Lizzo, with one replying: ‘Lizzo any day,’ as another added on: ‘Any and EVERY day’.

‘Lizzo. Gal has talents,’ added a third.

And in a tweet appearing too well-timed to be a coincidence, the hitmaker herself tweeted ‘Lizzo’.

Hilariously, this prompted a slew of brands to tweet their own names out – including the official page for Kikkoman USA, who wrote: ‘Soy Sauce’.

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Cody Mauch of North Dakota State taking smile to 2023 NFL draft

May 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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EVERY SO OFTEN, North Dakota State offensive tackle Cody Mauch will hear from Kendrick Lenzen, his childhood friend and former grade school teammate, via FaceTime.

“He’ll be like, ‘Hey, give me a smile,'” Mauch said. “It’s like he’s admiring his work.”

Lenzen is responsible for what might become the most recognizable gap-tooth grin in the NFL since Michael Strahan. Mauch hasn’t had his two front teeth since colliding with Lenzen while chasing a loose ball in a middle school basketball game. After several dental stopgaps, Mauch decided that he wouldn’t repair his teeth until he finished playing football.

He could be waiting a while to fix that smile.

Mauch (pronounced “Mouck”) enters the NFL draft later this month as one of the top offensive tackles on the board and Todd McShay’s No. 52 overall prospect. ESPN’s Matt Miller lists Mauch as his No. 5 tackle and there’s a chance the North Dakota State standout hears his name called on the draft’s first night in Kansas City, Missouri.

“I can say I knocked out an NFL player’s teeth,” Lenzen said.

Mauch’s path to the doorstep of the NFL stands out, given where his journey began and what he looked like when he left home. He grew up in Hankinson, North Dakota, a town of 922 in the southeast corner of the state, where he played nine-man football and graduated in a class of 18. Mauch arrived at North Dakota State as a 220-pound walk-on tight end and left 82 pounds heavier as an All-America tackle.

The physical transformation makes the 6-foot-5, 302-pound Mauch hard to miss, especially with his long red hair and missing teeth. His personality matches the look. At NDSU, he became known for creative first-down celebrations, having in-game conversations with opposing linemen and playing the air fiddle (and even a real one) after FCS semifinal victories.

“His nickname is ‘Tud,'” said North Dakota State defensive lineman Jake Kava, Mauch’s friend and housemate. “When you think of a guy with the nickname Tud, that’s Cody. No front teeth, big smile, long, flowing red hair.”

Beneath the friendly exterior is a talent who can play all five offensive line spots and has an intriguing combination of skills and power. He just approaches football with a smile.

MAUCH WALKED ON at North Dakota State after receiving mostly Division II offers out of Hankinson High School, where he played tight end, quarterback and defensive end in the nine-man game. When Bison offensive lineman Nash Jensen first saw Mauch, he thought: “Who’s this scrawny little redhead?”

During a practice in the spring of 2018, North Dakota State coach Chris Klieman called over Jim Kramer, the team’s longtime strength coach. Klieman gestured toward Mauch, who had redshirted the previous season and was working with the tight ends.

“That kid’s going to be a big kid,” Klieman told Kramer.

But Klieman, who is now the head coach at defending Big 12 champion Kansas State, saw Mauch at a new position, where he could ultimately reach a much higher level.

“He was the first person who ever told me I might have a shot at the NFL,” Mauch recalled. “That was before I really even started playing offensive line. I’m like, ‘Man, this guy’s crazy. How’s he know?'”

North Dakota State doesn’t treat its players as finished products. Kramer works with a nutritionist to take measurements and predicts the mass that players can add without compromising their effectiveness. Linebackers become defensive ends, tight ends become tackles and so on. The approach has helped NDSU become the nation’s premier FCS program, winning nine national titles since 2011 and playing for another in January. Since 2014, North Dakota State has had 10 players drafted, including two first-round quarterbacks (Trey Lance and Carson Wentz) and four offensive linemen.

At first, Kramer didn’t fully buy Klieman’s vision for Mauch.

“I don’t know if I saw that he was going to be a 300-pounder,” Kramer said. “But Coach Klieman saw it. Then Cody started working.”

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Mauch spent the next months in the weight room and dining halls or other eateries in and around campus. NDSU has an all-you-can-eat program for freshmen and “Cody took full advantage,” said Matt Entz, who replaced Klieman as coach in December 2018.

Kramer outlined a more aggressive in-season training plan for Mauch, since he wasn’t on the depth chart. Mauch also spent much of his free offseason time eating and lifting.

“It made such a difference,” said Joe Mauch, Cody’s father. “Small-town kid, we don’t really have too much of a weight program. At school, the weight room is in a corner on the stage. Not a lot, aside from a squat rack and a bench press.”

When the 2018 season kicked off, NDSU listed Cody at 269 pounds, a 35-pound increase from his 2017 weight. By the fall of 2019, he was up to 290 pounds. Mauch also didn’t stop growing vertically, measuring 6-foot-5 at the combine, an inch taller than when he arrived in Fargo.

“He’s a kid with big hips, big hands, big features,” Entz said. “We knew that at some point, he was going to gain some weight. I don’t know if anyone really knew what he was going to be, or that he was going to turn out to be potentially a Day 1, Day 2 type of draft pick.”

Mauch began playing the ogre position, an extra offensive lineman who occasionally wears a tight end’s number. In 2019, he suited up as both No. 70 (offensive line) and No. 88 (tight end), catching a 2-point conversion in an FCS playoff semifinal win.

By the COVID-delayed spring season of 2021, his positional path became clear. North Dakota State initially moved all-conference tackle Cordell Volson from right tackle to left, while placing Mauch on the right side. After two games, the two switched. Volson earned first-team All-America honors that season and in the fall, before becoming a fourth-round draft pick of the Cincinnati Bengals. Mauch remained the team’s starter at left tackle.

“He’s such a hardworking kid,” said Jensen, who started multiple seasons next to Mauch at left guard. “Just to see his progression from being a tight end/defensive end to an All-American, top NFL prospect [for] offensive line, is absolutely crazy.

“I couldn’t be more proud.”

Mauch occasionally gets Facebook or Snapchat memories that show what he looked like when he arrived at North Dakota State. The before-and-after graphic of his measurables appeared on TV during the 2023 FCS playoffs and at pre-draft events like the Senior Bowl.

“It’s like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe that’s the way I looked,'” Mauch said. “It makes you happy for the way things have gone and how different life is now.”

WHEN STACEY MAUCH saw her son walk in the door, she started to cry.

Cody was back home from Fargo, where he had visited the E.R. and a dentist, following the collision with Lenzen in the basketball game. His front teeth couldn’t be salvaged, and his lips and face had swelled like a balloon.

Stacey didn’t want to see Cody in pain. As a schoolteacher in Hankinson, she also worried about the impact of such a noticeable facial injury for a seventh-grader.

“You just want your kids to grow up confident and happy,” Stacey Mauch said. “‘Get your teeth fixed, you’ll be confident and be ready to smile and take on the world.’ But this guy doesn’t need teeth to do that. He’s shown that over and over, the way he flashes the smile and the confidence he has.”

Since Cody’s mouth was still growing, the plan called for him to wait for implants. He went through several sets of braces to widen his mouth and used a retainer and a “flipper” with false teeth. But the retainers kept breaking. After several years, Mauch stopped wearing anything.

“I’m sure my mom and dad were probably a little upset, just because of how much money they paid in braces and all the different dentist appointments, all the broken retainers,” he said. “But everyone who knows me knows that no teeth kind of fits my personality. I’m an easygoing, goofy guy. I don’t really care how I look.”

Cody is the second of eight children, spanning ages 25 to 7, and comes from a large family that goes back generations around Hankinson.

As a boy, he spent summer days at the family crops farm alongside Joe. Tasks ranged from maintenance on tractors and other equipment to clearing fields. When Cody got his driver’s license, he began driving a truck.

“You learn the way to work,” Joe said. “Our kids have been working on a farm since they were 8 years old.”

Hankinson’s school had about 300 students in one building, kindergarten through 12th grade, and only offered a handful of sports. Mauch competed in everything: football, basketball, baseball and track, earning all-region honors in both basketball and track, while setting school records for touchdown receptions and sacks.

His older brother, Carter, was a multisport standout, and his younger siblings also competed.

“Whatever was going on for sports in the world, that’s what was going on in our front yard, too,” Stacey Mauch said. “If it was football season, they would mow a football field out there. If it was baseball season, they would mow a baseball field.”

Cody knew everyone around town, and he and his friends found ways to entertain themselves. Once they began driving, they started to do “Main-ers.”

“Just rip it up and down Main Street,” said Cody, who started with a 2000 Grand Am before buying one of his dad’s F-150 trucks. “There’s no stop lights or anything, so it takes you probably 45 seconds to get from one side of town to the other.”

Cody recently looked at a picture of his kindergarten class and realized almost everyone had graduated high school together. In November, Hankinson honored Cody with a celebration at the school.

His NFL draft plans aren’t firmly set, but Joe expects a party at the VFW or the American Legion in Hankinson, where family and friends will gather.

“I’m definitely going to pay a lot more attention to the draft this year,” Lenzen said. “I’m excited, kind of in disbelief. Cody’s put a lot of work in, but it’s a dream that a lot of people don’t get to have.”

DURING MAUCH’S FRESHMAN year at North Dakota State, Hank Jacobs, the team’s director of football operations, looked at the clean-cut walk-on and made a suggestion: Grow out the red hair.

Mauch wasn’t convinced, but he stopped going to the barber.

“I’m like, ‘Eh, I’ll just do it, why not?'” Mauch said. “I’ve been growing it out for probably four years now. Saved a lot of money on haircuts.”

The long red hair, a trait Mauch shares with two of his sisters, is part of his signature look. He added a red beard while at NDSU. There’s only one drawback.

“There was hair everywhere,” said Kava, who shared a house with Mauch. “I was the vacuum guy, so I had to clean it out and I was like, ‘Cody, could you please cut your hair, for my sake?’ It’s annoying to clean up, but it’s here to stay. It’s definitely part of the thing he has going.”

Mauch incorporated his locks into a first-down signal: the hair point. Other celebrations after NDSU moved the chains included a slide, a somersault and several that were rehearsed but too difficult to perform in games, like the Maucharena (his spin on the ’90s dance) and the conga line.

Naturally, Mauch named one celebration “A-gap power,” where he smiles after first downs. His missing teeth actually became a conversation topic during games with opposing players.

“The D-ends and D-tackles, they’re asking him, ‘Why don’t you have two front teeth?'” Jensen said. “As each play went along, the story got longer and longer. He probably changed it from time to time, just to mess with them.”

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Mauch didn’t make the conversations all about himself. By his third year as a starter, he had built relationships with opposing linemen, and tried to get to know new ones.

“You’re kicking these guys’ butts and then talking to them about their uncle and farming,” Kava said. “I think we were playing [Northern Iowa] and he’s talking about egg science with their D-tackle. We’d get home and he would tell me, ‘We were talking about the new combine from John Deere.’

“I’m like, ‘Cody, you’re something else.'”

Not surprisingly, Mauch was in the middle of North Dakota State’s fiddle-playing tradition after FCS semifinal wins. Since the national title game is held annually in Frisco, Texas, North Dakota State plays the country song “If you’re gonna play in Texas [You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band]” in the Fargodome when it advances. Bison players will play air fiddle, but after a win over Incarnate Word in December, someone handed Mauch a real one.

Middle schoolers in nearby Moorhead, Minnesota, noticed Mauch’s fiddle form on TV and invited him to learn how to play correctly.

“Just a classroom of sixth- and seventh-graders making fun of me for not knowing how to hold it, not playing it right,” Mauch said. “That was cool to get humbled by those guys.”

For Mauch, the in-game displays made football fun, especially while playing on the line. He clicked instantly with the offensive linemen after switching over. Mauch loved that the group’s success hinged on being unified, but individual personalities could still stand out.

During pregame meals, the linemen would compile their Mount Rushmores — top fours — for a variety of topics: snacks, favorite foods, least favorite foods, favorite places in Fargo, and more. “The stupid stuff that was right in my wheelhouse,” Mauch said. Then, the Bison would usually proceed to mash their opponents. They ranked in the top 10 nationally in rushing throughout Mauch’s career.

Mauch’s philosophy impacted everyone around him, even his coaches.

“I didn’t think the football field was the place to have fun,” NDSU offensive line coach Dan Larson said. “But he has fun with it and it makes football enjoyable to him. We stopped worrying about whether he was doing first-down signals, or if a guy runs by and he gives a high-five, but [the opposing player] won’t do it, he gives himself a high-five.

“When I stopped worrying about those parts of it and just the snap and the finish, his level of football even went up. Because it’s who he is.”

ON NFL SUNDAYS in recent years, Mauch and his housemates would gather in their living room and watch games on four mounted TVs. Sometimes they’d even bring in a fifth screen.

Mauch used the time to unwind, but as he got older, his attention shifted.

“I’m sitting there, watching the left tackle, watching the center,” he said. “I was just putting myself in their shoes.”

Mauch’s appearance and personality project fun, but he takes football seriously. Entz never questioned Mauch’s commitment, noting that he approaches the grind of the game with some balance. Larson learned that as long as he smiled once in a while, he could challenge Mauch just like any other player.

Since Mauch is relatively new to playing offensive line, he had to build up his strength and technique. Kava remembered being able to bull-rush Mauch early in their careers before Mauch added “that tackle weight.” Larson worked on hand placement with Mauch but saw him thrive at playing with his hips low to keep defenders from getting past him in pass protection.

Mauch’s footwork and ability to move are his greatest assets. Larson thinks the right blocking scheme will make Mauch a “vertical monster,” where he can pull and run downfield. Mauch doesn’t have the longest arms, which measured 32 and three-eighths inches at the NFL combine, and might not project as a tackle for every team, but he can play all over the line, as he displayed during Senior Bowl week.

“He’s the only guy in this draft class who has proven he can play all five spots,” Senior Bowl executive director and former ESPN draft analyst Jim Nagy said. “Those guys are really hard to find. In the [Senior Bowl] game, he played left guard, center and right tackle, so he’s proven he can play on both sides, which is big, too.”

While scouting Mauch’s film, Nagy never flagged arm length as a potential drawback. Mauch held up well against better competition during Senior Bowl week, and players on the National team voted him as their top offensive lineman.

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Nagy said most teams he talked to before the event pegged Mauch as a second-round pick, but Mauch’s performance gave him “a legit chance” to go at the end of the first round.

“I would start him at left tackle, because that’s the premium position and prove to me that he can’t play there,” Nagy said. “If he can’t play there, then we’ll slide him into guard or center and there’ll be a Pro Bowl-level player inside.”

An AFC scout said Mauch likely projects as a Day 2 pick but added that all teams are starving for tackles.

“His passion and the emphasis he puts on playing the game jumped out,” the scout said of Mauch. “I wanted to keep watching this guy.”

Everyone will soon be watching Mauch in the NFL. Mauch appreciates his unlikely path to pro ball: small town, nine-man ball, three years as a walk-on at NDSU. He considers receiving a scholarship to be among the best moments of his life.

Another moment will come soon when his name is called in Kansas City at the draft. Mauch looks forward to entering a pro facility with his signature smile and becoming “a locker-room guy,” just like he was at NDSU.

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