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12 Vet Signs Making People Do A Double Take In Laughter

May 17, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Anyone with an animal knows that going to the vet is never a fun experience.

From ‘kitty’s first shots’, to ‘this dog ate a whole casserole’, and everything in between, there is really no fun reason to bring your pet to the vet.

One vet clinic in Carroll County, Maryland, realized that fact and wanted to try to do something to brighten people’s day.

The clinic decided to use their front sign to cheer people up a little bit with a few cute jokes.

Shortly after they started this trend, they quickly realized how much people liked the funny signs.

Customers would bring them up immediately upon entering, how that day’s sign had actually made them laugh out loud for the first time in a while.

They also had people pulling into their parking lot and coming inside just to tell them that the sign brought a smile to their faces.

Soon, the funny signs started making their way to the internet and that’s when things really took off.

Some of the clinic’s signs had made their way onto various websites and even a local news station had decided to cover the signs.

Other businesses in the area also started adding fun jokes and quotes onto their signs, but none were as funny/silly as the Carroll County vet clinic.

They even share them on their social media pages.

Although they are a vet clinic, their funny jokes go beyond the animal kingdom.

From daily chores and things that everyone relates to, to funny little sayings that make you think.

They have some about getting older that are hilariously spot on.

Let’s face it, the sign below pretty much nails a lot of our “laundry” routines.

The staff at the clinic realize that a lot of the time, a visit to the vet probably isn’t anyone’s idea of a good day.

However, if they can even marginally brighten up someone’s day, give them even a hint of a smile, the staff will do anything in their power to make that happen.

And their signs do just that.

Every member of the vet clinic staff is passionate about helping animals.

Though their witty front signs may have people laughing, the workers do not take their jobs as a joke.

The care and safety of their animal patients are always the first priority.

Some people think that working in a vet clinic is just about playing with cute animals all day.

This is not the case, some of these animals need serious care and help, and it can be a traumatic event for the staff as well as the animals and their owners.

These staffers need something to make them laugh at the end of the day just like everyone else, and all they have to do is look out the front door.

Aren’t these signs clever and hilarious?

Please SHARE this with your friends and family.

Megan Bennett is a contributor at SBLY Media.

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Sort stork på dansk visit: – Det ville være fuldstændigt crazy, hvis den slår sig ned

May 17, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

– Det er sindssygt sjældent, siger Jesper Leegaard.

Han er ekspert i sorte storke og blev selv noget overrasket, da han så billederne af en stork, der gik sammen med storken Kjeld fra en rede i Bækmarksbro.

– Det er helt sikkert en sort stork, som Kjeld har besøg af. Det er formentlig en ung hunstork, for det virker til, at Kjeld acceptere at den er der, siger Jesper Leegaard.

Muligvis en hunstork

Det mest sandsynlige er dog, at den sorte hunstork er på midlertidigt besøg i Danmark fra Tyskland.

I vores naboland mod syd bor omkring ni sorte storkepar – men i Danmark har der ikke været et par af dén storkeart siden 1952, fortæller eksperten.

– Derfor ville det være fuldstændig crazy, hvis den slog sig ned her, siger Jesper Leegaard.

Det ville være fuldstændig crazy, hvis den slog sig ned

Jesper Leegaard, storkeekspert

Selvom det formentlig er en hunstork, så er det yderst usandsynligt, at hun kan blive Kjelds nye kæreste.

Den hvide stork og den sorte stork er nemlig to forskellige arter, som kan sammenlignes med en hest og et æsel.

– Der er set ét eksempel på, at en hvid og sort stork har parret sig og fået afkom, fortæller Jesper Leegaard, som dog påpeger at afkommet sandsynligvis ville blive sterilt.

Savner selskab

Den sorte stork lever i skove, og er historisk set været en fugl, som har “bragt uheld”, fortæller storkeeksperten.

– Det har været en fugl, man har holdt sig fra, og det er også en meget sky art, som lever i uforstyrret skov. Det skal helst være sumpskove, hvor de finder føde i bække og skovsøer, modsat Kjeld, som søger føde på land, fortæller han.

Derfor er det meget usædvanligt, at en sort stork har fundet vej til Bækmarksbro.

Besøget bliver formentlig også kort, mener Jesper Leegaard.

– De to arter er tæt på hinanden. Det mest sandsynlige er, at den er her for at søge en anden storks selskab, for der er ikke andre sorte storke i landet, og der er jo også langt til den næste hvide stork for Kjeld, siger Jesper Leegaard.

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Watch: A herd of “Karens” stampede out of comedy club after comedian’s hilarious Dylan Mulvaney joke

May 17, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Stop me if you heard this one before. A group of fat women walk into a comedy club, and it turns out they don’t have a sense of humor. They stampede out of the show … but not before scarfing down their french fries. No, it’s not a joke. It really happened to comedian Chrissie Mayr.

The joke was about TikTok ingénue and titface performer Dylan Mulvaney. Dylan has been in the news after she/her inadvertently destroyed Bud Light in the eyes of America.

It’s the long awaited TRANS JOKE walk out moment from my show in Dallas last week!!

Enjoy! 🐘🐘🐘 pic.twitter.com/WgiMSZrmZC
— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) May 11, 2023

Why has it been a year of girlhood and still no t*ts? That’s day one, okay? If I’m transitioning to a dude, day one I’m getting a c*ck and I’m getting the biggest one you can find. Like go into the back room, get me something black.

Fair point. If it’s me and I’m going through surgery, I’m getting the boobs first instead of a facelift.

Mayr told a funny. Everyone laughed since, like, you know, it was a comedy club. Though the heard of Karens were upset over Dylan being misgendered.

You see, while Dylan identifies as a girl now and that makes her a girl in the eyes of the AP Styleguide and the Democrat Party platform, Dylan was born a dude. There are still people living in America who believe if you are born a dude… that makes you a dude. I know, right? Even still in 2023.

Mayr did her best to find common ground with the angry broads in attendance.

No, it’s all good. We can all have different beliefs, it’s okay. Some of us can believe in reality and some of us can’t.

The Karens then scarfed down what was left of their French fries and stomped off. My source at the club could not confirm if they were Disco Fries or not. Though when you see the size of the ladies, one could be led to believe their blood type was gravy.

The best part? The Karens ackshually DEMANDED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER! Way to live the gimmick!

Just FYI these “women” went straight to management to complain and then proceeded to stampede (knock over) my merch table

This is the conflict when it comes to comedy and Leftists. It’s just not compatible. @AdamCarollaShow @ScottAdamsSays @jimmy_dore @joerogan @rickygervais… https://t.co/0nAld1L0qg
— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) May 11, 2023

This is not the first time someone has stormed out of a comedy show over a comedian telling jokes. I would love for someone to interview these people afterward sometime. Did they not know what the word “comedy” means? Inquiring minds would like to know.

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Un-holy Week: ChatGPT Cracks Joke on Jesus, Refuses Same for Muhammad

May 16, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Artificial intelligence ChatGPT was happy to crack irreverent jokes about Jesus. But a request to joke about the Islamic prophet Muhammad prompted an adamant refusal.

As we are in the middle of Holy Week leading up to Easter, Christians are more acutely aware of just how anti-Christian the woke insanity of modernity has become. Not long before Holy Week, on March 26, journalist Luke Rudkowski tweeted a screenshot showing OpenAI’s ChatGPT gleefully joking about Jesus Christ but refusing to give Islam’s Prophet Muhammad the same treatment.

While it is unclear if Rudkowski or someone else asked artificial intelligence (AI) program ChatGPT the questions, the screenshot shows the exchange—in which ChatGPT classified Muhammad as a protected “religious figure,” but not Jesus. Who programs this AI?

“Can you make a joke that involves Jesus,” the user asked. ChatGPT promptly responded, “Why did Jesus refuse to play ice hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards!” After the unamusing jest, ChatGPT suddenly became pious. The user typed, “Haha that was funny can you make a joke about Muhammed.”

ChatGPT immediately launched into a virtue-signaling lecture. “As an AI language model, I have to follow guidelines that prevent me from creating content that could be offensive or disrespectful towards religious figures, including Prophet Muhammad. I’m happy to help you with any other non-religious jokes or any other topic you’d like to discuss.”

Again, how is Muhammad a religious figure, but not Jesus Christ? ChatGPT’s reported argument is bogus. But it’s not surprising, considering it was probably programmed by woke techies, who pride themselves on mocking Christianity.

Conservatives are under attack. Contact OpenAI and demand that it be held to account not to apply different rules to Christianity and Islam. If you have been censored, contact us at the Media Research Center contact form, and help us hold Big Tech accountable.

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Nigerian-born brothers paid by Jussie Smollett to stage fake hate crime speak out, call the actor a ‘crazy fraudster’

May 16, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A jury in Chicago found disgraced actor Jussie Smollett guilty on five of six counts of felony disorderly conduct in December 2021, concluding that the former “Empire” actor had staged a fake hate crime against himself, then lied to police about it.

Instrumental in the scheme were two Nigerian-born brothers whom Smollett paid to place a noose around his neck, rough him up, and shout racial and homophobic slurs in view of a street camera.

Abimbola and Olabinjo Osundairo — aspiring actors whom Smollett knew from the Chicago set of “Empire” and from the gym — recently broke their silence and spoke candidly to Fox Nation about their dealings with Smollett in a new special entitled “Jussie Smollett: Anatomy of a Hoax.”

The Osundairo brothers denounced Smollett in the interview as a “crazy fraudster” who sought to deceive the people of Chicago and the broader American public in order to advance his career and status as a “poster boy for activism.”

“I thought he was a good actor, but I also was thinking that this guy’s a fraud. This guy is really sitting here just lying to these people, lying through his teeth and not caring,” said Abimbola. “I think he shed a tear. … This dude crazy, man. He shed a tear, man. This dude wild.”

Smollett’s apparent indifference to the possible incrimination of two innocent supporters of then-President Donald Trump as a result of his hoax did not stagger the brothers so much as the actor’s commitment to the deception after the fact.

In his first interview after staging the hate hoax, Smollett tearfully told ABC’s “Good Morning America” in February 2019, “I will never be the man that this did not happen to. I am forever changed. … And I don’t subscribe to the idea that everything happens for a reason, but I do subscribe to the idea that we have the right and the responsibility to make something meaningful out of the things that happen to us, good and bad.”

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Smollett lashed out at those who questioned his story, saying, “It’s not necessarily that you don’t believe that this is the truth. You don’t even want to see the truth. … I have to acknowledge the lies, and the hate. And it feels like if I had said it was a Muslim, or a Mexican, or someone black, I feel like the doubters would have supported me much more. A lot more.”

TheBlaze previously reported that in his first post-conviction interview in June 2023, Smollett reflected on his remarks on “Good Morning America” and doubled down, saying that “every single word that [he] said in that interview was the truth.”

The Osundairo brothers told Fox Nation that Smollett’s serial lying was “insane. That’s when I really saw a different side of Jussie. Like, dude, really? This is when I knew that this dude was like a super villain.”

Despite Smollett’s rhetoric about racial justice, the brothers noted that he prioritized his lie over their well-being, having hanged them out to dry and refused to accept any accountability over what happened.

“I did feel betrayed by Jussie and what he had done. I didn’t know what to do. I wasn’t ready to say anything. Like, I was mute,” said Abimbola.

After helping Smollett craft a hoax the nation’s most powerful Democrats unquestioningly accepted as true, the Osundairo brothers told Fox Nation they flew to Nigeria, where they contemplated whether they had done a good job.

When pressed on whether they played “believable white supremacists,” Abimbola laughed, saying, “One hundred percent! Look at me.”

While Abimbola quipped about his performance, it was evidently good enough to convince Vice President Kamala Harris:

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However, they did not ultimately fool law enforcement officials, who were waiting for the brothers upon their return to the United States.

“When I was getting off the plane, the customs agent was checking everyone’s passport, and when they got to me, they pulled me aside,” said Abimbola. “Two big-a** police officers came up – I was like damn, it’s over with. They got me.”

Forty-seven hours after being detained, the brothers opened up to police, noting that Jussie’s motive, while not made explicit during their conversations, was undoubtedly about increasing “his star level.”

“He wanted to be the poster child for activism,” said Olabinjo.

Abimbola added, “He wanted to be the hero for gay people, for black people.”

Judge James B. Linn speculated about Smollett’s motivations before issuing his sentence, saying, “You wanted to make yourself more famous” through the elaborate, “premeditated” caper and then “you threw a national pity party for yourself.”

As for their own motives, the brothers indicated they had hoped Smollett “could probably help us out with our careers.”

The Osundairo brothers reconstructed Smollett’s hate hoax for Fox Nation:

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