“My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.”
Fans spot Pep and De Bruyne having furious spat while ball is IN PLAY and joke ‘he’ll be playing wing-back in the final’
KEVIN DE BRUYNE and Pep Guardiola had a furious spat during Manchester City’s Champions League semi-final win over Real Madrid.
City dominated the second leg from start to finish and ran out 4-0 victors, winning the tie 5-1 on aggregate.
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But despite City leading 2-0, De Bruyne lost his cool at the beginning of the second half.
He picked up possession and darted forward before losing the ball to Real defender Eder Militao.
And instead of trying to win it back he turned around and shouted at his manager who stood on the touchline.
The Belgian appeared to react angrily to instructions barked out by Guardiola, and he gesticulated wildly towards him.
The City boss gave as good as he got and gestured towards De Bruyne, who took one last look over his shoulder in anger at his gaffer.
The Citizens later added a third which meant their place in the final was all but secured when De Bruyne was substituted.
And that meant he had calmed down enough to warmly embrace Guardiola on the touchline.
But fans were taken aback by the altercation and joked there could be repercussions for De Bruyne.
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One fan joked: “De Bruyne about to play wing-back in the final.”
Another added: “He’s gonna be talking from the bench.”
A third said: “Kev vs Pep UFC 356??”
And another commented: “De Bruyne on loan to Brighton next season.”
Argentina star Lionel Messi has HILARIOUS reaction when given a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle plushie | Daily Mail Online
Lionel Messi was given a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy – a character which has been previously been likened to Kylian Mbappe – during Argentina’s welcome home parade.
Messi and Argentina returned as heroes as they were greeted by thousands of fans at Ezeiza International Airport after touching down in Buenos Aires following their stunning World Cup triumph.
And during their celebrations, the PSG forward was chucked the toy and had a hilarious reaction when he quickly realised why it had been thrown at him.
Lionel Messi appeared to laugh before throwing back a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle plushie
Many claim that the toy was thrown in reference to France superstar Kylian Mbappe (right)
A video on TikTok shows the Argentina captain being nudged by one of his team-mates, who indicates that another team-mate wanted to throw something to him.
Messi turns and catches the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle plushie before laughing and quickly throwing back where it came from.
Fans have suggested that the toy was thrown to Messi in reference to France striker Kylian Mbappe – who has previously been compared to the fictional character.
As a prank, they gifted the French forward a mask of the character but wrapped it in a Dior gift bag – fooling the youngster into thinking he’d earned a special present.
The PSG striker was previously given a mask of one of the characters as a joke by team-mates
The two PSG stars faced off in the 2022 World Cup final where Messi emerged victorious after Argentina’s dramatic penalty shoot-out victory over France.
Messi ended his career-long wait to win the World Cup title on Sunday afternoon after a thrilling penalty shoot-out win over France in Qatar.
The 35-year-old scored a brace in the match – with a first-half penalty and extra-time effort – before slotting away his spot-kick in the shoot-out that followed.
A hat-trick from France’s Mbappe in the 3-3 draw proved futile as Messi and Argentina stormed to victory for the first time in the competition since 1986.
Messi emerged victorious when the two PSG stars faced off in Sunday’s World Cup final
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“She’s So F–king Funny”: Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michaela Watkins’s Sister Act | Vanity Fair
In a standout episode of CBS’s The New Adventures of Old Christine, Matthew (Hamish Linklater) panics at the realization that his sister, Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and his girlfriend, Lucy (Michaela Watkins), look distressingly alike. The scene turns into a surreal nightmare as Christine and Lucy, in matching red-and-white tennis outfits, start behaving identically before his very eyes—and it’s sold by the chemistry between Louis-Dreyfus, then a two-year veteran on the sitcom that won her her first best-actress Emmy, and Watkins, a Groundlings alum in her biggest screen role to that point. It was the first time they’d ever worked together. And the whole bit was Louis-Dreyfus’s idea—a chance to let the up-and-comer play a little. “There’s no ego with Julia,” Watkins says. “It was the happiest, most nontoxic, inviting workplace.”
This was 15 years ago. Since then, Watkins has led a show of her own, Hulu’s Casual, and collaborated with Louis-Dreyfus repeatedly over the years: as a guest star on Veep, in a small role in the Nicole Holofcener film Enough Said, and now, taking on a meatier part as Louis-Dreyfus’s sister in Holofcener’s new movie, You Hurt My Feelings. Like an implicit callback to that first time they worked together, Louis-Dreyfus and Watkins play actual sisters, but this is no multi-camera sitcom. In true Holofcener form, the richly naturalistic comedy finds the humor in life’s most painfully honest beats, the inciting incident being when Louis-Dreyfus’s novelist overhears her husband (Tobias Menzies) saying he doesn’t like her new book. What follows is a gorgeous, understated meditation on love, honesty, and the white lies that can keep us going.
In their first interview together about the film, Watkins and Louis-Dreyfus reflected on how their sisterly bond developed, and how it translated into the careful realism of You Hurt My Feelings.
Vanity Fair: I wanted to go back to when you both met on The New Adventures of Old Christine. Julia, what was your first impression of Michaela?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I had an immediate positive response to Michaela because she’s so fucking funny.
Michaela Watkins: This is awkward because I’m sitting right here.
Louis-Dreyfus: Just put a napkin over your head. [Laughs] But yeah, her angle on material is unique, for real. Her cadence in speaking, her interpretation of dialogue is its own thing. She made me laugh like crazy. And we bonded pretty quick, right, Michaela?
Watkins: Yeah. Can I give you my experience of working with Julia? Because at that point, it was more the infancy of getting to work in television. I had worked with a few people and there was such a clear, distinct line between the lead cast and then guest performers and everything: Thou shall not cross. And Julia was the funniest person in the world—and the warmest, and the coolest, and the most grounded. So I thought, is this just me? Am I kidding myself? But what you see is what you get. She’s not going to shut you down. She’s my hero.
Louis-Dreyfus: Hey, that’s enough. Don’t say anything more.
Watkins: No, no. Hold on. I want to say one more thing: The best joke wins.
Tobias Menzies and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
How does that dynamic translate to a movie like this, which is very funny, but definitely not a sitcom. It’s a very honest movie, so how did you find that shift working together?
Louis-Dreyfus: Easy, to tell you the truth. The tone shift was something we were both very comfortable with. We both understood from the get-go what the tone was. Michaela and I have worked with Nicole before, and you know what? “Best joke wins” applies to this one too. Not that it was chock-full of jokes—I mean, it’s definitely a funny movie, but it’s a different tone. But having lunch with our mom, that was all improvised. It’s playing tennis—back and forth, back and forth.
Watkins: It was really fun. I would say the “best joke always wins” was still 100% because I would maybe mutter something and you’d be like, “Huh?” And then I would say it a little louder, but only for Julia’s benefit. [Laughs] And Julia would be like, “Well, why don’t we just do that?” And then same with if Julia felt like saying something, then it was such a gift every time. In Nicole’s script, you can’t tell what would be improvised anyway, because it’s so natural. And I instantly felt the sister thing as so familiar. Julia shows up as a whole sister. My job is the easiest thing in the entire world.
Grappling Phenom Gordon Ryan Shocks Fans with Crazy Reverse Body Transformation – Fitness Volt
American grappling phenom Gordon Ryan is widely regarded as one of the greatest athletes in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and arguably the greatest no-gi grappler of all time. What makes his achievements even more impressive is the fact that he has been battling a stomach condition called gastroparesis for the majority of his career. In a recent Instagram post, Ryan shocked fans with his reverse body transformation where he looked significantly downsized from health challenges.
Gordon Ryan found his passion for grappling in his teenage years. He started learning from fellow standout Garry Tonon and joined the renowned Brazilian jiu-jitsu coach John Danaher to improve his abilities. Danaher’s gifted mind for the game combined with Tonon’s skills and Ryan’s insane athleticism saw them forge a solid partnership. The group went on to achieve unparalleled heights in the sport with Ryan at the helm of the now-disbanded ‘Danaher Death Squad.’
Ryan won the coveted ADCC (Abu Dhabi Combat Club) World Championship, considered the most prestigious submission grappling competition in the world, in the -88-kilogram weight category in 2017. The following year, he came out on top of the IBJJF (International Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Federation) World No-Gi and Pan No-Gi Championships, winning both at his weight category and the absolute class.
The 27-year-old scored his second ADCC title in 2019 with a dominant performance. He defeated his training partner Garry Tonon on his way to winning the -99 kg group as well as the absolute division. Besides his grappling talents, Ryan made headlines for his insanely jacked physique transformation. He packed on the pounds to boast impressive muscle mass, size, and conditioning.
Ryan had been dealing with stomach issues since the early days of his career. After a faulty diagnosis, it was revealed he was suffering from a fungal growth in his small intestine and a bacterial imbalance. The issue stemming from 2019 worsened due to his high exposure to antibiotics and other illnesses. Danaher and Ryan later explained that he competed while dealing with excruciating pain. Although Ryan signed a deal with ONE Championship in 2021, he did not get to compete under the banner due to gut issues.
Gordon Ryan created history by becoming the first competitor to participate in both the super fight and the weight class at the 2022 ADCC. He handily dispatched the competition in the +99kg group, setting a new record for the fastest submission in the show’s history at 11 seconds, and also won the super-fight against prolific grappler Andre Galvao.
Ryan joins forces with iconic Strongman Hafthor Bjornsson and Martins Licis for a training session last December. Despite the massive size difference, Ryan tapped out both giants in a friendly rolling session. ‘The King’ has been on the sidelines this year because of his stomach problems. He pinned the blame on antibiotics demolishing his healthy gut microbiome, which ended up exacerbating his GI issues.
Ryan documented his health conditions on his social media channels. On May 22, he revealed he suffered “a severe case of strep throat” which did not heal from penicillin. He said his stomach worsened, prompting surgery for a tonsillectomy and to fix his deviated septum. Then, he got IV liquids to speed up his recovery following the surgery.
Gordon Ryan shocks fans with insane reverse body transformation
In a recent Instagram post, Gordon Ryan gave fans a look into his reverse body transformation with a snap where he looked significantly downsized from his previous jacked self.
“Everyone posts their best. Be confident enough to post your worst,” wrote Ryan. “This post is simply to update everyone on my current athletic status. I’m not asking for sympathy or help, and in fact, would prefer if you lose faith in me so I can prove you wrong like I always do. The last time I was this size,(201 lbs,20+ lbs this week) I was 21 years old. When I got the strep in early March, my ears became so inflamed that every time I elevated my heart rate I felt my head would explode. It’s been 2 months since I’ve been able to do any intense activity. I spoke with my doctor and got the silicone stints taken out of my nose and I’m told I cant start lifting for another 3 weeks and training for roughly 2 months. This will make 3 months of 0 activity and 5 months of no training. That, coupled with the fact that over 40 days of antibiotics wasn’t great for my stomach, it’s safe to say I have a long road back to competition. My focus now, as an athlete, is on getting healthy and helping my team mates/students prepare for matches. No matter how ill I’ve been, there’s nothing worse than not being there to help them prepare for upcoming matches, and not being there to give @danaherjohn the Gordon he deserves.
My goal in this sport is simple- double gold in ADCC until I’m 40 years old and have more ADCC medals than Buchecha has world titles. That being said, for 5 years now, my body, specifically my immune system and stomach have been barely cooperating with this plan. Given the time ive missed to nurse my pathetic body back to health, it may be difficult long term to stay ahead of the curve I was once far ahead of. I have done so thus far and have no intention of letting those down to depend on me. The goal isn’t to be in the mix having fun. Winning, that’s what’s fun for me. I will attempt to, and succeed at staying on top until my body quits on me completely. Doctor prescribed antibiotics are as much a gift as they are a curse. Theyve saved my life a fair amount of times, yet also ruined it. Antibiotics have done my body more harm than anything else in my life. Thank you for being patient with my competition schedule. Just know, when I come back, boy, will I be back.”
Seven-time Men’s 212 Olympia champion Flex Lewis weighed in with his best wishes for Ryan.
“You be back bigger and stronger than ever. Let your body heel,” wrote Lewis. “Always here to help in anyways I can CHAMP.”
The photo drew a lot of heat from fans who theorized steroid use caused the condition. It’s important to note PEDs (performance-enhancing drugs) are suspected to be rampant in the sport of Brazilian jiu-jitsu. However, it’s only Gordon Ryan suffering from such health challenges which could suggest his gut issues are to blame for the change in his physique as opposed to getting off steroids.
“Bro came off the GH and test too,” commented one.
“Damn I knew he was juicing but I didn’t know he was JUICING,” wrote a user.
Another said, “A health crisis doesn’t rob you of your physic. Not being on cycle does lol.”
“I didn’t know stopping steroids was a health crisis,” wrote one.
“Health crisis. Getting off steroids is not a health crisis, abusing steroids to the point your internal organs almost explode is not a health crisis. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes,” commented another.
“Bro you need to stop taking steroids, it’s killing you,” said one.
“Stop taking/cycling roids then.. Your body is screaming for help bruh,” wrote a user.
Gordon Ryan is expected to spend the remainder of the year out of competition in recovery. While the change in his physique is quite drastic, he’s confident he could turn things around and get back to his best self with time.
Published: 7 June, 2023 | 2:08 AM EDT
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