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Oilers forward Evander Kane was recently spotted playing beer league in Edmonton, and the name he is playing under is nothing short of incredible.

During the Oilers’ second-round series versus the Vegas Golden Knights, Kane was tangled up with Keegan Kolesar and delivered some nasty body shots to the Golden Knights forward as he was lying on the ice. When asked about it after the game, Kane told reporters, “When ya wanna f*ck around, sometimes ya gotta find out.”

It appears the Oilers winger is using that saying as a motto, as it has been discovered that his name on the scoresheet while playing for the Broadstreet Bullies is Fa Afo.

Evander Kane playing men’s league hockey under the name FA AFO (fuck around and find out) is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 💀 @evanderkane pic.twitter.com/BjHHk9eU6h

— Ryan (@KrawcH_) July 7, 2023

Kane, who wears number five for the Bullies, has suited up for just one game so far and scored two goals. How it came to be that he ended up a part of the team is a mystery, but it is yet another example of himself being involved in the Edmonton community.

When the Oilers chose to bring Kane in at the midway point of the 2021-22 season, many were skeptical due to some alleged character issues in past years. Whatever issues may have surrounded him in the past have not popped up in Edmonton, however, as it seems he has truly embraced the city.

While it’s awesome to see Kane participating in a beer league game, it is also exciting from an Oilers standpoint as it suggests he is getting healthier. The 31-year-old had an injury-riddled season, including a horrific skate laceration on his wrist early in the year. Though he was able to come back from it months later, he admitted it still wasn’t 100%. The fact that he is now playing rec league games is a positive sign that it is back to normal.

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Ryanair has once again tore into a passenger who took to social media to complain about the lack of a window seat on his flight.

Meteorologist Mark Bowe was on the receiving end of the budget airline’s witty remark. The traveller was upset to find that his ‘window seat’ had no window at all as he jetted off to his honeymoon in Ibiza, the Daily Star reports.

Spirits were no doubt high after Mark tied the knot, but he couldn’t help but take a dig at the Irish airline on Twitter, writing that he was ‘hitting home runs with flights for my wedding’, wanting to know ‘#wheresmywindow’ and writing ‘cheers @ryanair’.

As is now customary with Ryanair’s social media team, they took the opportunity to make a mockery of the old saying ‘the customer is always right’, and instead quoted Mark’s tweet, saying: “She’s regretting marrying someone who can’t read the fine print.”

The admin then reminded Mark that there is such a thing as “random seat allocation”, and then added another withering blow when someone wrote ‘Ryanair admin your days are numbered’.

The response was: “Like this marriage”.

In the company’s Twitter bio it now says ‘we sell seats, not windows’. Someone brought this to Mark’s attention telling him “they have absolutely done you in their bio”.

Ryanair has been criticised for cherry picking social media issues to respond to for cheap laughs, while ignoring those that have genuine grievances with the company like waiting months for refunds.

Despite the cocky tone on Twitter, Ryanair is rated a measly 1.4 out of 5 stars on Trustpilot, with 84% of 16,658 customers who rated choosing one star.