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‘Modern Warfare 3’ Isn’t the Only Game to Brutalize Cheaters in Hilarious Ways

April 3, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

— Activision

Cheaters have something new to fear in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, and it’s not just the dull pang of guilt at their misbegotten wins. As Activision announced in a pre-launch blog post, Modern Warfare 3 will have a rather direct method of keeping cheaters from ruining other players’ games — a system evocatively named Splat!

As Activision details in its announcement, Splat — well, it makes cheaters go splat!

“With Splat, if a cheater is discovered, we may randomly, and for fun, disable their parachute sending them careening into the ground after they deploy,” Activision says.

The resulting splat cuts cheaters’ games short to keep them from impacting the results, while making it extremely obvious that they’ve been caught. Activision says it will only be used in provable cases of cheating, and can’t be automatically triggered by player reports.

And if a cheater is discovered mid-match rather than joining a new game after they’ve already been identified, “Splat can also adjust player velocity, which transforms a bunny hop into a 10,000-foot drop, taking them out instantly,” Activision says.

Splat is just one of several anti-cheat tools in Modern Warfare 3, and it’s by far the most visible. Other mitigations are more subtle; hampering players’ performance in ways that don’t involve being smooshed like a bug on a windshield, so that developers can learn more about the cheats being used.

But they’re also not as fun.

While Splat may be one of the most entertaining anti-cheat systems out there, it’s not the first time developers have used a potentially game-ruining situation to put cheaters on blast. Ricochet, Activision’s overall anti-cheat program for Call of Duty, also had fun with cheaters with Modern Warfare 2’s Hallucinations system. With Hallucinations activated, cheaters would see fake players in their games, tricking them into shooting as ghosts, while the rest of the game goes on uninterrupted.

When Rockstar found that GTA Online players were using an exploit to bring an overpowered car from single-player into multiplayer lobbies, the developer didn’t just patch the exploit out. Instead, Rockstar made the car immediately explode when players entered, as would-be cheaters shared on Reddit. A legitimate version of the car has since been added to the online mode.

One common but always funny way developers troll cheaters is to simply let them keep playing the game — but only in specialized lobbies that they stuff exclusively with other cheaters. Titanfall 2, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty: Warzone, and others have all pulled that particular trick to let cheaters aimbot at each other to their heart’s content without ruining legitimate players’ good time.

Guild Wars 2 took a particularly brutal approach to curb one particularly egregious cheater. In 2015, the player of a character called DarkSide was caught using a bunch of exploits in PvP battles. So many players reported DarkSide to ArenaNet mods that the developer took over manual control of the character, had him hurl himself off of a cliff, then deleted him before banning the account.

Maybe the most famous example of creative punishment doesn’t come from a competitive game and isn’t strictly about cheating, but look, it would just feel wrong not to mention it. In Second Life, players who were caught griefing (that is, ruining things for other players either through hacks or just being a jerk) were sent to the cornfield, which is exactly what it sounds like. An area totally cut off from the rest of the game, the cornfield contained a TV playing the 1940 film Boy in Court, an incredibly slow-moving tractor, and of course, rows upon rows of corn.

The thing is, cheating is going to exist in any multiplayer game, especially ones as fiercely competitive as Modern Warfare 3. In a game explicitly about combat, players are naturally going to get agressive, internalizing the warlike mindset espoused by the game to win at any costs. Add streaming and social media to the mix, where one of the best ways to chase clout is sharing clips of yourself dominating other players, and it’s kind of a wonder that cheating isn’t even more rampant.

There are absolutely times when anti-cheat software goes too far, falsely flagging benign mods as cheats, but when cheaters are identified, at least systems like Splat can turn them into a rousing spectacle for everyone else.

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Guardiola responds with it’s ‘not fair’ to Klopp’s ‘biggest joke’ title remark

April 3, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Pep Guardiola is not particularly fond of his Man City side being deemed ‘failures’ if they don’t win the league again, while others find themselves celebrated for ‘one’ success. It has been an unprecedented period for City, dropping points for four successive games to sit behind both Liverpool and Arsenal in the table. Jurgen Klopp knows writing Guardiola’s side out of the title race would “be the biggest joke in the history of football,” and that was put to Pep before his side’s trip to Luton. The City manager responded to Klopp’s comments, said after the win at Sheffield United, by saying it is “not fair” that his team are held to consistently high standards while one title win for others is deemed “a big success” – we know a dig when we hear it. “Jurgen knows what happened to us in this short period can happen, he knows that. Man City can have a bad period,” Guardiola said. “I never believed in the big compliments or the bad, bad situations. The most difficult thing to do is win, win, win. “We’ve done it. For many years, we’re the main candidates to win everything. “The only team who is going to fail by not winning the Premier League is us. “For the rest it’s a big success – any team. A big success. Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea don’t win everything – but that’s normal. “City should win. That isn’t fair. It’s difficult to handle that in every week, every three days, during years and years. “[What we have done] is exceptional, but their positions is normal. In sport, you can have seasons. Just take a look at our rivals, just win once, we are always there – and we have to continue that.” It is what comes with the territory, especially when a club has been charged with more than 100 financial breaches to ensure they win everything in sight. The Premier League title race is shaping up to be an intriguing battle. The Reds currently sit at the top of the table but Arsenal and Aston Villa are not far behind. But Liverpool were always going to be “back” this season, says Guardiola, due to the character ingrained into the team – demonstrated by one comeback win after another. Guardiola continued: “I’ve got a lot of trust in myself. I will help the team – I don’t know how but I’ll help the team to come back. Will it be enough? I don’t know, the contenders are so strong. “The consistency of Arsenal over the past two years has been amazing and Liverpool are back – I knew it from day one for many reasons, the character is still there.”

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Fast food ‘Smile’ нова сендвичара во Гостивар која ги развеселува сите сетила

April 3, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Гурманите со истенчени сетила секогаш трагаат по впечатлив, оригинален и единствен вкус, знаат точно што им треба за комплетно задоволство и го ценат секој таков залак. Во Гостивар тоа веќе го имаат на дофат, со она што го нуди сендвичарата „Smile”. „Smile” не е обична сендвичара, тука, нашите кулинари го…

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Why these $120 Crocs cowboy boots — or ‘Croots’ — have people going spur-crazy – MarketWatch

April 2, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The latest look from Crocs is a giddy-yup, according to its many online fans. And it may be the perfect touch to your cowboy or cowgirl Halloween costume.

The comfy shoe brand recently kicked off its “Croctober” sales event by revealing that its new “Croc Classic Cowboy Boots” will go on sale beginning Oct. 23 for $120 a pair. Crocs noted in its press release that this has been “one of the most widely requested Crocs shoe designs in brand history,” and now it’s giving its “Croc Nation” fanbase exactly what it wants.

Some fans have already nicknamed them “Croots” on TikTok.

“The Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot features a high shine croc-embossed texture and bold Western-inspired stitching,” reads the product description. “The boot is embellished with unique metallic Jibbitz charms and a first-of-its-kind spin-able spur charm attached to the backstrap of the shoe.” What’s more, the company’s crocodile mascot, Duke, appears on the boot wearing his own cowboy hat.

The Crocs cowboy boot has some people going spur-crazy.

The company wasn’t immediately available for comment, but said over email that, “For years, the buzz around a Crocs-inspired cowboy boot has been building, creating a genuine fan-fueled movement trending across social media,” adding that, “these bad boys are the epitome of cowboy cool.”

The announcement certainly drew plenty of customer and media attention, with “Croc cowboy boots” breaking out as a Google trend over the weekend, and plenty of people sharing their excitement on TikTok.

So why are people losing their minds over a pair of rubber boots with breathing holes and stick-on spurs?

“This is America. We are the land of comfort and cowboy boots,” celebrity stylist-turned-designer Phillip Bloch told MarketWatch. “I think the most fascinating thing about all of this is that Crocs were jokes for how long on nighttime talk shows and in the fashion world? But the brand has been taking Crocs and reinventing them, and making them really stylish … and keeping everyone interested.”

Indeed, Crocs has been on quite the journey since the company launched its bulky, rubbery slides for boaters in 2002. It started as a divisive fashion piece (Victoria Beckham once said she would “rather die” than wear the clogs), as fans praised their comfortable fit and price tag (running between $30 and $60 for most pairs) while critics like “Project Runway” style guru Tim Gunn dismissed them as “plastic hooves.”

“‘For years, the buzz around a  Crocs-inspired cowboy boot has been building, creating a genuine fan-fueled movement trending across social media.’”

The supportive shoes have also become a staple for many health-care workers who spend long hours on their feet, leading Crocs to donate more than 860,000 free pairs of shoes to healthcare workers on the frontlines of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Crocs nearly declared bankruptcy during the Great Recession, and closed 160 stores while restructuring in 2018. Yet it emerged as post-pandemic success story as Americans further embraced more comfortable clothing. What’s more, celebrities have sported the shoes — who could forget Roots drummer and producer Questlove rocking a gold pair to the 2021 Oscars? — and luxury fashion house Balenciaga collaborated with the brand that same year to create stiletto Crocs. Yes, stiletto Crocs. And they’re a favorite Gen Z brand, according to Morning Consult survey data.

Crocs has got a sense of humor, as well, such as teaming up with KFC to create meme-orable “chicken-scented Crocs” in 2020, and last month’s “Shrek”-themed green Crocs. “

These marketing ploys seem to work, as the Google Trends team noted in late September that searches for Crocs surpassed searches for sandals that month, with the “Shrek Crocs” leading the charge.

Bloch gets it. “Why would I want to spend $2,000 on a pair of Louboutins and be miserable, when I can spend $30 or so on some Crocs and be comfortable?” Bloch said. “And [Crocs] have a great sense of humor. This is the definition of feel-good fashion: Fashion you can laugh at and actually feel good in.”

It remains to be seen how well the Crocs Classic Cowboy Boots will sell when they go on sale later in the month. But one thing working in their favor: The boots are coming out just in time for Halloween, when characters like Barbie and Wednesday Addams are expected to be popular picks. And going as a cowboy or cowgirl is always a classic costume choice.

“I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot of comfortable cowboy outfits and ‘Cowgirl Barbies’ this year with Croc boots,” Bloch said.

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People Are Sharing Their Most Excruciatingly Hilarious “Oops, Wrong Number!” Mistakes, And I’m Crying

April 2, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Reddit user u/niagarasinillinois82 posed the question, “What was your worst wrong text sent?” The thread quickly filled with many hilarious and unfortunate wrong number messages that left people rather embarrassed. Here’s what they shared: 1. “I accidentally sent a naughty video to my realtor that was meant for my boyfriend. The realtor was a family friend of my coworker. IT WAS HUMILIATING. She dealt with it well, but I couldn’t look her in the eye, and I never said anything to my coworker about it. I want to sink in a hole just thinking about it.” 2. “I met my potential landlord for the second time and his wife for the first time. When they left, I texted my friend: ‘My new landlord is so hot, and his wife is so NOT!’ Yep. Sent it to him by mistake.” 3. “I sent a naughty text meant for my fiancée to my aunt once. One day at work, I texted my girl everything I was gonna do to her later after I got home. I went all out. Didn’t hold back. I sent the text, and 10 minutes later, my aunt texted: ‘Oh, dear. You sent this to the wrong person. Try again.'” 4. “One time, I went on a date with a guy, and after the date, I texted my best friend, ‘Those nachos I ate tonight are giving me the shits.’ I also explained my diarrhea (because I’m weird, and my bestie thinks I’m funny), and I accidentally sent it to him instead. It was sooo embarrassing.” 5. “I asked a guy out for a friend of mine and accidentally sent him ‘He said no’ instead of letting my friend know. He just responded ‘I know.’ 💀” 6. “I texted my mother-in-law while she was in my house. I meant to text my mom about how my MIL brought a friend to my house to meet my new baby without letting me know, and I was going to say to my mom, ‘Ugh, MIL brought over a friend without saying anything 🙄.'” 7. “I texted my mum instead of my boyfriend saying, ‘They’re awake. The lights are still on.’ I snuck out that night, and that’s how I got caught. Basically snitched on myself.” 8. “He texted me a gym pic out of the blue, and I texted him back the screenshot with the text, ‘Omg, what should I say?'” 9. “As I was breaking up with my ex, I took a screenshot of our convo to send to my friend and captioned it, ‘Is this MF serious rn?’ Guess who I accidentally sent that to!” 10. “Autocorrect got me. I used to travel to regional towns as part of my sales job. I was on my way to a place called Lancelin and planning to catch up with friends that night. We were trying to work out a time to meet, so I was quickly replying to messages between customer visits. Of course I didn’t see that my phone autocorrected ‘Lancelin’ to ‘lingerie!’ I sent a message saying, ‘I’ll be in lingerie all day and should be home around 6.’ It took a while to live that one down.” 11. “I accidentally texted a stalker ex of mine the copy-paste message letting all my other contacts know my new number for my new phone (that I had gotten to avoid said stalker ex of mine). 12. “I took a picture of an enormous bowel movement someone left behind in a public toilet and meant to send it to a friend I knew would be grossed out by it. I sent it to my boss. I know she saw it. She never said anything. That made it worse, somehow.” 13. “I accidentally sent, ‘Can’t wait to give you a big kiss and grab that ass when you get here,’ to a dude who WAS interested in buying my car. It was supposed to be sent to my girlfriend.” 14. “Texted my boss, ‘I love you my cute, pretty, little princess.’ This was for my girlfriend (now my wife). Anyway, he responded with, ‘I love you too sweetheart.'” 15. “When I was about 20 (think early 2000s, Nokia phone era), I accidentally texted ‘I love you’ to a coworker I was trying to let down gently (meant to text it to my partner). We were in a small town and the coworker had gotten my number from someone and was texting me a lot and coming on to me pretty hard. I wasn’t sure what to do about the situation in general, but texting her, ‘I love you’ was definitely not the answer.” 16. “I texted my mom that I was ‘good in bed’ once. I meant to text that I was ‘HOME in bed.’ Oops.” 17. “I accidentally sent a folder containing pictures of my celebrity crush to my editor instead of the pictures meant for an article.” 18. “When I texted this girl I was going on a date with, ‘Hey Olivia, I’m out front.’ Her name was Natalie. She never came out.” 19. “I was in a rush, and ‘Could you please send me a quote?’ autocorrected to ‘Could you please send me a squirt?'” 20. “I sent my ex-boyfriend a picture of my bruised big toe after dropping a jar of salsa on it. I meant to send it to my sister. After all my work of trying to leave that relationship with a little dignity…” 21. “I called my wife’s dad ‘sugar tits.’ I said: ‘How’s it going, sugar tits?’ He laughed and still brings it up once in awhile.” 22. “I ruined my friend’s surprise proposal. He’d been texting me about planning his proposal to his fiancée, and I accidentally responded in the group chat instead of the one-on-one thread, so his fiancée saw it. They’ve been married almost 10 years, but I still feel bad about it!” 23. “Oh, this one is so bad that now, a decade later, it’s a big-time family joke. 10 years ago, I accidentally sent my highly conservative father a picture of me taking a hit from a wax bong while taking a shit.” 24. “I was talking to a romantic interest and we were playing 20 questions. He asked me what my lineage is. Knowing that every percentage of my background is just various shades of pale Caucasian, I playfully typed back ‘white af,’ and it autocorrected to ‘whore af.’ For a moment there, I think he was very excited.” 25. “I was just starting a relationship with a guy. I sent him a spicy pic — not a nude, just something suggestive. Thankfully, this was the time period between smart phones and not smart phones, because I sent it to my coworker on accident. Thankfully, he couldn’t open it and just assumed I’d tried to send him a photo of the schedule. He said, ‘Hey, thanks for trying to get the schedule to me. My phone can’t get picture messages.’ Bullet dodged.” 26. “Finished an overtime shift, and instead of texting my wife, I ended up texting my boss, ‘Leaving work now. I love you so much baber. See you soon.’ It’s like two years later, and this man still calls me baber.” 27. “I was flirting with my wife on WhatsApp and telling her how amazing she was in bed the previous night, then I realized I’d posted it in the family chat.” 28. “I was bouncing back and forth between texts with my husband and his mom (who I don’t really care for) about doing more for her for Christmas. I accidentally sent her a text saying, ‘I sent her a card, that is all I’m willing to do.’ Luckily, I was able to quickly respond, ‘Sorry, that was for my cousin about her mom.’ As far as I know, she believes it.” 29. “I’m a realtor, and I meant to text another agent trying to schedule a showing of their listing, but I somehow accidentally sent a sticker of a sultry cartoon rabbit with pink cursive text that said ‘Netflix And Chill?’ Tough to recover from that. I don’t even know how to GET to stickers. It was wild.” 30. “When I was on a work trip, I texted my boss, ‘You awake, playa? at 4:30 a.m. instead of my friend who lived in the city I was visiting. My shuttle bus to the airport was running late getting to my hotel and I didn’t want to miss my flight home, so I meant to text my friend for a ride. Thankfully, my boss laughed it off.” 31. “I was a teenager and my mom had a habit of going through my phone. I was talking to my boyfriend at the time about smoking weed. I could tell she was about to go through my phone, and before she could, I acted like I needed to use the bathroom. Quickly, I went to text him, ‘Mom is about to go through my phone. Don’t reply.’ I accidentally sent it to her. Luckily, I had deleted all the other messages, but I definitely still got in trouble.” 32. “I meant to text my boss, ‘Did you lose your WiFi? and autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ to ‘wife.'” 33. “My boss typed quickly and didn’t notice a typo. He went, ‘Please come here for a sex.’ He meant to say ‘for a sec.’ It got awkward real fast.” 34. “I sent a picture to my boss of me at the gym in the locker room in my workout clothes showing off my butt, and said something to the tune of, ‘What do you think?’ She responded with, ‘Well, not sure this was meant for me, but you look great.’ I was mortified, but thankful I didn’t send a more revealing photo.”

35.

“My sister asked what my toddler son wanted for Christmas. He was a big Toy Story fan when he was little. The text was autocorrected to ‘He wants a kinky dog toy,’ instead of ‘He wants a slinky dog toy.'”

Toy Story fan when he was little. The text was autocorrected to ‘He wants a kinky dog toy,’ instead of ‘He wants a slinky dog toy.'”

36. “I sent a group text to my coworkers, and I accidentally added a girl that I had shamefully left on read a year before. She had the same name as one of my coworkers, and the text I sent was a question for her. One of my buddies was like, ‘I don’t think she’s in this chat,’ and I quickly realized my mistake. She just sent an, ‘Lol, hi,’ to the group, and then responded to the message I left on read…which I also left on read.” 37. And: “At the time, I was talking to two women at the same time. One I was having sex with, the other, we hadn’t started yet. Neither girl wanted to put a label on things quite yet. Anyways, you can probably imagine what happened. I accidentally sent a message talking about the sex we just had to the wrong girl. Ahh yes. That was quite the blow-up.” The secondhand embarrassment is soooooo real right now. What’s the worst texting mistake you’ve ever made? Tell us in the comments! Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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