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Kids say the darndest things… and also sometimes they say the creepiest things, too. So Redditor u/JrlTan asked, “Parents of Reddit, what is the scariest thing your child said to you or to someone?” Here’s how people responded, and I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry about some of these. 1. “When my now 13-year-old daughter was three years old, she told me that she was ‘borned by the beach.’ When I explained that she was, in fact, born in a hospital and I distinctly remember being there, she said, ‘No, Momma. I was borned before, to my momma before you.'” 3. “Will the man in the attic come with us when we move?” 4. “Not my kid, thankfully, but a kid I babysat as a young teenager. I had just put him in bed for the night, and about 10 minutes later, he came out and told me, ‘I can’t sleep. My brother won’t leave me alone.’ His brother had died years earlier as a baby. I never babysat for that family again!” —Anonymous 5. “When my eldest son was almost two, he would occasionally cry out at night. Sometimes he would be hysterical and he would say ‘The mean old lady was scaring him.’ After this had happened several times, I was holding him one night trying to soothe him and I said, ‘That old lady better watch out or she’ll have to deal with me.’ He stopped crying suddenly and leaned back from my shoulder so he could look me dead in the face. He said, ‘She’s not afraid of you, Mommy.’ This was 23 years ago, and I still get goosebumps thinking about it.” 6. “When my baby was small, I remember telling him about how he used to be in my belly. He stopped me and said, ‘Oh yeah, I remember that, it was dark in there.’ Excuse me, what?!” 7. “I cut my foot on a piece of broken glass, and my kid (who was five at the time) said, ‘Don’t clean it up! I can use your blood for painting!'” 8. “I was putting my two-year-old niece to bed while babysitting one night when she looked over my shoulder and said, ‘Who’s that?’ I looked behind me and asked, ‘Who?’ She responded, ‘The man behind you.’ He was with you in the kitchen, too.’ We were the only ones in the house. I spent the rest of the evening in the living room on the one chair with its back to the wall, glancing around nervously.” 9. “My nephew was in the hospital for a year after he was born. He’s always been the quiet one. I was sleeping over one night when he was around 10 years old, and he came downstairs. He laid on the other end of the couch next to me and said, ‘There are dead people in the house.’ He said it so calmly and matter-of-factly. Then, he went back upstairs and went to bed.” 10. “When my daughter was three, she came home from preschool one day, and her demeanor changed the minute we came home. She became very withdrawn and looked very upset. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, ‘The angel on the roof is angry with us.’ 😳” 11. “When my brother was four, he said to my mom, ‘You should go see Granddad at the hospital because his head hurts from the car crash.’ My mum told him that Granddad was fine and he didn’t even drive. 15 minutes later, the phone rang. It was my nan telling Mum that Granddad was in the hospital after his taxi cab got into a crash.” 12. “My adorably innocent three-year-old once lovingly told me, ‘Mommy, when you die, I’m going to keep your body so I can pet your hair.’ He was petting my hair at that very moment…” 13. “My friends were across the country visiting family with their kid, and they were out for a drive. The four-year-old pointed down an old, overgrown dirt road and said, ‘That’s where I used to go to school.’ My friend mentioned the comment to her brother the next day when they drove by, and he told her there actually was an old schoolhouse there from the 1800s.” 14. “According to my mother, when my sister was a baby, she would stop playing with her toys and randomly look at the wall and laugh. She would also move her head slowly, like she was watching someone move across the room carefully.” 15. “I nannied for a little boy when he was two to four years old, and he had lots of creepy little stories. The one I remember most went something like this: ‘Before mama was my mama, I had a different mama. We went for a walk on the water. I went through the water, and I died!’ We live in the Pacific Northwest, and he had no concept of being able to walk on frozen water. That one freaked me and his mama out big time.” 16. “A few months after my mom passed, my daughter was sitting in the TV room. She looked down the hall, and I could tell something had caught her eye. She got up and said, ‘Yaya is in her room,’ walked into my mom’s room, and shut the door. I could hear my daughter talking and laughing through the door. I was equally scared and hopeful that I might hear my mom too, but I didn’t.” 17. “One night while tucking my kids in, my then-four-year-old said, ‘Mummy, when you die, I’m going to keep your bones.’ My then-six-year-old then added, “Ooh! We could make a wind chime!” It was the creepiest and also the sweetest thing my kids have said to me.” 18. “A few weeks after my son turned two, he said to me, ‘Look, the smoke dissipates.’ This is not a word we use in our daily vernacular, so I asked him what it means. ‘It disappears,’ he said. I was impressed and asked him where he learned that word. He replied, ‘When I was an adult.’ I laughed and asked when he was an adult. Without missing a beat, he answered, ‘Before I was born.'” 19. “Driving by a cemetery when my kid was about three years old, he said, ‘Who are all the people standing around there?’ There was no one standing anywhere in the cemetery that I could see.” 20. “One night before bed, my four-year-old daughter asked if she could still see with her hands while holding them if she took out her eyeballs. I was speechless and told her we should not take out our eyeballs. That was not a sentence I was ever prepared to have to say.” 21. “One time, my son woke me up in the dead of my sleep at 2 a.m. and said, ‘They are coming,’ while giving me that creepy freaking stare. Turns out he was also fully asleep.” 22. “My five-year-old has talked about his ‘first family’ for years. He will randomly be doing something, which must trigger a memory of them. He’s always been consistent in his story. He says one day, he got sick and then came to live with us. He talks less about them the older he gets, but it’s always fascinating to me when he brings them up.” —mabd

Trevor Noah was Team T. Swift at this year’s Grammys. The former “Daily Show” host had no problem charming the star-studded audience as he returned to host music’s biggest night for the fourth year in a row. During his opening monologue, Noah taunted people who have a problem with Taylor Swift and her now-frequent on-screen cameos during Travis Kelce’s games with the Kansas City Chiefs. Joking about her impact, Noah said, “By the way, I think it’s so unfair how NFL fans have been complaining about the cameras cutting to Taylor Swift. Right? Like she’s controlling the cameras at the games. Just let her live.” Then, he made a promise, telling viewers, “In fact, on behalf of Taylor, I’m going to give her a break. Every time Taylor Swift is mentioned, I’m going to cut to someone who played football. That’s what I will do.” Turning to former NFL linebacker-turned-actor Terry Crews, he asked, “Do you work for the CIA, Terry? I can read lips, watch what you say.” Last week, conservative media world came unglued over an absurd conspiracy theory that claims the Swift-Kelce romance is part of a scheme to re-elect President Joe Biden. Right… See all the best red carpet looks here:

Kapanlagi.com – Presenter Melaney Ricardo mengaku bersyukur karena akhir-akhir ini dipercaya buat memandu pesta dua pesohor besar Tanah Air. Melaney pada 16 September 2023 memandu pesta pernikahan putra Hotman Paris Hutapea, Fritz Hutapea. Yang kedua, Melaney dipercaya jadi MC pesta pernikahan putra bos AirAsia, Ryan Harris dengan crazy rich Surabaya, Gwen Ashley pada 18 November 2023 lalu. “Menurut aku, itu berkah Tuhan. MC itu banyak, yang bagus banyak, ini karena kemurahan Tuhan aja aku dapat spot untuk di highlight,” ucap Melaney Ricardo di kawasan Jalan Kapten Tendean, Jakarta Selatan, Selasa (28/11/2023). “Aku sih nggak terlalu penting viral apa nggak. Kalau buat gue, yang penting cari duit buat anak gue,” Melaney menambahkan. Terbaru, para netizen di media sosial mulai berkomentar negatif soal keterlibatan Melaney di acara pernikahan crazy rich Surabaya. Mereka melabeli Melaney sebagai MC khusus orang kaya. “Aduh, gegara netizen nih,” kata Melaney singkat. Melaney mengaku kesal dengan julukan baru yang disematkan para netizen. Yang ditakutkan Melaney yakni label semacam itu malah menutup pintu rezekinya. “Nanti orang lain pada nggak mau ngundang gue, pada mikir, ‘Melaney Ricardo MC orang kaya khusus crazy rich nih’. Jangan dibilang begitu dong,” tegas Melaney Ricardo. Untuk itu, Melaney mengaku siap buat memandu memandu acara apa saja selagi harga yang ditawarkan masih masuk akal. Karena, memang itulah pekerjaan yang dijalani selama ini buat menafkahi keluarganya. “Saya harga nego juga berangkat kok, apalagi kalau lagi butuh uang. Anak kan harus bayar sekolah,” ungkap Melaney Ricardo. “Kalau acara sosial, kami nggak mematok, seikhlasnya aja. Misal di akhir tahun ada acara Natal, ya yang penting ada lah buat ongkos taksi tim gue. Malah ada juga beberapa gereja yang belum tentu bisa membayar juga. Ya balik lagi ke yang aku bilang, ada investasi dunia dan investasi surga,” tutup Melaney Ricardo. Advertisement (kpl/aal/dwn)

Wahu recalls hilarious labour ward encounter Singer Wahu Kagwi has opened up about a memorable yet comical experience during the birth of her first child, Tumiso. In a radio phone call with Bill Miya, Wahu was asked to recall a moment she could never forget in her entire life. Wahu delved into the labor ward recollection that left her both in pain and amusement. The mother of three recounted how her husband, fellow artist Nameless, found himself caught between business negotiations and the pain of childbirth. “I vividly remember when I was giving birth to my first child. I was a new wife, and I was in labor. You guys don’t understand the whole thing. I am in pain, and then my husband, Mr. Mathenge, was there negotiating a deal,” Wahu shared. Amidst the labor pains, Nameless was engrossed in a crucial discussion regarding a business deal with a telecommunications network in Uganda and even contemplating a tour in Tanzania. “I grabbed the phone and threw it down,” Wahu continued, expressing her rage at her husband’s divided attention. Despite the chaos of the moment, Wahu’s husband swiftly collected the phone from under the hospital bed, realizing the gravity of the situation. He promptly informed the person on the other end that his wife was in labor. “He collected the phone under the bed inside the labour ward and told the person he was on the phone with, ‘excuse me, my wife is in labour’. “The other guy asked him, ‘What are you doing on the phone when your wife is in labor?’” Wahu chuckled. Reflecting on the incident, Wahu emphasized her need for support and comfort during the intense experience of childbirth. “All I needed was his support and some rubbing on my back. I was not understanding,” she admitted. However, Wahu noted that such a scenario never recurred, as both she and Nameless navigated the waters of parenthood and marriage together. “He has never done that again and we were all new in parenthood and marriage.” The couple has raising three girls. Also read: Police hunt for woman with gun father allegedly used in murder Wilbroda encourages men interested in dating her to ‘shoot their shot’