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Cristiano Ronaldo scored an extra-time winner to have the last laugh as Al-Nassr lifted the Arab Club Champions Cup by beating Al-Hilal on Saturday.

In a cagey affair at the King Fahd Stadium, it was Al-Hilal who took the lead in the 53rd minute as Michael headed home from close-range. After scoring, the Brazilian decided to mock Ronaldo and performed his infamous ‘Siu’ celebration.

Al-Nassr responded well to going behind but were handed a major blow when Abdulelah Al-Amri was shown a red card on 71 minutes. However, that did not stop them from getting back into the game when Ronaldo struck his first of the night, tapping home after some excellent build-up play.

And despite going to nine-men for another red card, this time to Nawaf Boushal, Al-Nassr went in front for the first time in the game through that man Ronaldo. Seko Fofana’s effort hit the bar, before the 38-year-old was there to head into the back of the net in the eighth minute of extra-time.

The drama did not stop there, meanwhile, as Al-Hilal were awarded a penalty midway through extra-time. But VAR correctly overruled the decision as tempers flared. Ronaldo ended up leaving the field injured after being on the receiving end of two crunching tackles from ex-Chelsea man Kalidou Koulibaly.

Ronaldo’s Al-Nassr held on though to secure the Arab Champions Club Cup. The former Manchester United forward was presented with the tournament’s Golden Boot after the match, although the injury to Ronaldo will be a concern ahead of Al-Nassr’s opening Saudi Pro League game against Al Ettifaq on Monday.

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The Saudi top division got underway on Friday as Roberto Firmino scored a hat-trick for Al-Ahli in their opening day 4-1 victory over Al-Hazm. Riyad Mahrez, Edouard Mendy, Allan Saint-Maximim, Roger Ibanez and Franck Kessie also featured for Al-Ahli as they started the season impressively.

Firmino’s exit from Liverpool may have surprised many after impressing for the Reds last season. Speaking back in March, Klopp admitted he was “surprised” at Firmino’s decision to leave Anfield, stating: “He told me. Surprised? Yes, a little bit but I was not hit by the surprise, actually it’s a normal thing to do.

“It could go two ways and it was one and I respect that a lot. He told me and then the only other thing he said is, ‘Now I want to bring this wonderful story to a positive end’. He is completely here and completely committed, how everybody can imagine and that’s all we need to know.”

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In news that can only be described as “too little, too late bro,” DJ Akdemiks is airing out his grievances with singer Erykah Badu over a joke she made at his expense five years ago.

“Erykah Badu, let me tell you this: you keep my name out your mouth too,” he began, before referencing her appearance on the Everyday Struggle show he hosted five years ago where she said he looked like Jerry the mouse from the 1940’s cartoon Tom and Jerry.

“Listen, that little Everyday Struggle shit, that was another era, my nigga. I’m down to violate all you niggas these days. Fuck what y’all got going on. You don’t mention my name, please. I don’t fuck with you neither,” Akademiks said.

He continued: “I never fucked with Erykah Badu after she was tryna come on my show and be funny. Bitch, I don’t fuck with you after that. Nigga, wassup now? What we finna do? Bitch, you a old-ass hoe, just keep getting fucked by all these young niggas who’s popping. … Bitch came in here waving all type of wands and shit. I’m trying to be nice to you. Now I realize, oh, you was trying to play me like I’m some clown. Bitch, fuck you, nigga. How many rappers ran through you, nigga? … How many young rappers you chase, trying to fuck them too?”

He also referred to her as a “ran-through chick at 45” and accused her of trying to go after late rapper XXXTentacion.

After getting wind of his rant, Badu consequently hopped on Instagram on Wednesday to address his comments, explaining that at the time everyone laughed at it but it apparently triggered him in the aftermath.

That’s when the “Didn’t Cha Know” singer whipped out her popular Badu Pussy Premium Original Incense and shared that it would be back on sale for a limited time and only in limited quantities.

“Let’s go! Badu Pussy. On sale today, 5pm CST. You know it’s rare and limited supply….they be talking about it everywhere, now you can smell it. Peace!”

What did Beyoncé say? “Always stay gracious, best revenge is your paper?” Looks like Badu is cashing in on that after all. And I don’t blame her! Why get back when you can get money?