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Gotcha! How other media houses fell for ‘Nairobi News’ April Fools’ Day prank – Nairobi News

September 11, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

It was meant to have been a goodhearted April Fools’ Day joke, but many people out there – including our professional colleagues in the media – took our prank on Indian house crows too seriously.

Our editorial team at Nairobi News settled on this particular story late on Friday evening after wide consultations and considering other equally ‘believable’ story ideas. The brief from the News Editor was that the story be published early on Saturday morning at 5am sharp.

And that how our juicy story, with fabricated quotes from fictitious sources, gained a life of its own within a few minutes of going live on our website.

Interestingly, several other media houses quickly copied and published our story as if it was their own. With the reward being Sh10,000 for every Indian house crow killed, the said media houses coined their own catchy headlines to sell the story.

But so as not to publicly shame our highly-esteemed colleagues in the industry, we have chosen not to mention them here by names – but you, our readers, have probabbly come across these copycat stories by now.

One of these media houses posted the same story around 9am but later deleted, perhaps on realising that it was a prank. Another media house ran the story at 10am with the ‘author’ of the story cheekily quipping, “Honestly, for the pay, I might just book a train to the coast right now.”

But while our story was a hoax, what is true is that for years these birds have been wreaking havoc at beach hotels in Mombasa.

The birds, commonly known as kunguru or kurabu, have built a reputation of preventing tourists and residents from holding outdoor activities. They are even known for stealing food from holidaymakers in open-air eateries.

In a story published on Nation.Africa in October 2021, it was reported that some hotels had employed various strategies to deal with the birds, including deploying workers to scare them away at meal times.

It is for that reason that in 2018, the Mombasa county government, in its medium-term draft budget for 2018/2019, allocated Sh30 million to eradicate the birds in the tourism hub within five years.

Also read: Kenyans to earn Sh10,000 for each bird killed

But the plan was eventually dropped after residents objected to the proposed expenditure. It was later reported that the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS) was at the time looking for money in its budget to deal with the birds.

Even the National Environmental Management Authority was drawn into the debate, with the environmental watchdog saying, “It is KWS who are actually supposed to deal with that thing. Our work is to do environmental impact assessment, and public consultation so that we can verify whatever they want to do is acceptable to everybody, but it is the county and KWS who can do that. But people are complaining, especially hoteliers, saying it’s a nuisance.”

A Nema official also shared that biologists were also complaining that the birds are killing other species.

“It’s not only about allocating resources. Dealing with this issue (requires) a thorough study to avoid impact on human beings, animals, and our ecosystem.”

These complaints notwithstanding, you should not go about killing the Indian house crows – or any other bird species for that matter – without the authorisation of KWS. Other than not receiving any cash for your efforts, you might only get into trouble with the authorities.

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Ben Stokes: England Cricket captain responds to The West Australian’s hilarious front page amid Ashes fallout | The West Australian

September 11, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

England captain Ben Stokes has cheekily responded to The West Australian’s hilarious front page following The Ashes controversy that has divided the cricketing world.

In the wake of England wicketkeeper Jonny Bairstow being stumped after dozily stepping out of his crease at a critical moment on day five of the second Test at Lords, media in the home nations and Australia have quickly revved up the controversy.

The West’s provocative front page has Stokes’ head superimposed on a baby’s body, dummy in mouth, nappy on and with the coveted urn spilt over and a shiny cricket ball just out of reach of his stubby fingers alongside the headline: “CRYBABIES.”

The cheeky front page has gone viral across the world, with Stokes taking to Twitter in a priceless response, declaring: “That’s definitely not me, since when did I bowl with the new ball?”

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It comes British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak voiced his disgust at the controversy, saying Australia had failed to uphold the spirit of cricket.

“The Prime Minister agrees with Ben Stokes. He said he wouldn’t want to win a game like Australia did,” a spokesman for Mr Sunak’s office said.

“The game did provide an opportunity to see Ben Stokes at his best, and it was an incredible Test match, and he has confidence England will bounce back at Headingley.”

When asked whether Mr Sunak believed Australia had not upheld the spirit of cricket, his spokesman said: “Yes.”

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Pete Carroll plays QB at practice, elicits hilarious reactions from Roger Goodell, Snoop Dogg, Will Ferrell – CBSSports.com

September 10, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

If leading his team to the playoffs at 9-8 in what many thought would be a rebuilding year in 2022 was any indication, age hasn’t slowed Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll down one bit. At soon to be 72 years old, Carroll remains as good as any head coach in the NFL, and his ability to stay current apparently also extends to the playing field itself.

During Seahawks practice on Thursday, the team shared that Pete Carroll made a cameo at quarterback, showing that he still had some of his athletic and improvisational skills by throwing on the move, directing traffic and even tossing a couple of touchdown passes. Though he didn’t face much of anything in terms of a pass rush — and some passes may have been cleverly edited — it was quite the impressive showing for a man Carroll’s age.

QB Pete coming soon to Quarterback on @netflix 📺 pic.twitter.com/CEskVNUtLr

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks)

Carroll’s live arm is attributable in part to his days as a high school quarterback at Redwood High School in Larkspur, Calif. As a multi-position player who also played wide receiver and defensive back, Carroll’s playing career would eventually culminate in his playing free safety at the University of the Pacific. Carroll would make the move to coaching shortly afterwards, a profession he has now devoted a half-century to.

Carroll’s on-field highlights were followed by mock condemnations from Snoop Dogg, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and comedian Will Ferrell, all of whom got on the Seahawks head coach about showing up his players in a video posted by the Seahawks on Saturday.

“I got a video earlier today from one of your practices. It has me very concerned,” Goodell said. “I keep hearing about the abuse that you’re putting on your defensive secondary, shredding them every day with your passes and your running.”

You wouldn’t believe how many responses I’ve gotten since this clip was posted!!! https://t.co/ZTBj10moYf pic.twitter.com/qULMFeqeg7

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll)

On Sundays, however, quarterback duties for the Seahawks will be left to Geno Smith for the second straight season. Smith took over as Seattle’s starting quarterback in 2022 and enjoyed the best season of his NFL career, leading the league in completion percentage on his way to his first-ever Pro Bowl nod and Comeback Player of the Year honors after many seasons as a backup.

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Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet fans in disbelief as video at Beyonce concert confirms their romance: ‘It wasn’t a prank?’ | Daily Mail Online

September 10, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet fans in disbelief as video at Beyonce concert confirms their romance: ‘It wasn’t a prank?’

Fans were in disbelief on Monday when they discovered a video of Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet at Beyonce‘s star-studded Los Angeles show, which has confirmed their romance.

The reality star, 25, and the Call Me By Your Name actor, 27, were seen talking and flirting at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood in a clip shared to social media, at the singer’s third and final LA Renaissance tour stop.

While the lip kit mogul chatted with her rumored beau he was seen puffing away on a cigarette. 

The duo appeared to have a grand time, with Kylie laughing and throwing her head back at something the actor said at one point.

Fans were quick to share their thoughts on Twitter, with many in agreement that they didn’t believe the romance rumours until now.

Shocked: Fans were in disbelief on Monday when they discovered a video of Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet at Beyonce ‘s star-studded Los Angeles show, which has confirmed their romance

New couple: Earlier this month, it was confirmed that Kylie and Timothée are still in a relationship, despite rumors that the Call Me By Your Name star ‘dumped’ the mom-of-two

Mark your calendars: On Beyoncé’s 42nd birthday, Timothèe Chalamet and Kylie Jenner made their public debut at SoFi Stadium to see Bey’s Renaissance stop on Sept. 4. Where there’s smoke… 🔥 pic.twitter.com/NUUkqIY8vi

— Chris Gardner (@chrissgardner)

One penned: ‘So Timothee and Kylie is a real thing omg’

Another said: ‘I’ve never seen a more random celebrity pairing than Timothee and Kylie’ 

A third added: ‘Tell me how I still don’t believe Timothee and Kylie know each other despite there being video evidence now’

One wrote: ‘Timothee and Kylie! It wasn’t a prank?’ 

Kylie wore a sleeveless ensemble and had her tresses pulled up in a chic updo. She accessorized with gold hoops. Meanwhile the Hollywood actor sported an all-black look consisting of a hoodie and a black baseball hat.

Beyonce’s concert — which took place on the singer’s 42nd birthday — attracted a number of A-list stars, including Adele , Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber , Zendaya and Tom Holland , as well as Kim Kardashian to name just a few.

For the tour, Beyoncé performs the tracks off her studio album, Renaissance (2022), in order and interspersed with songs from across her entire catalog.

As for the visuals, the stage consists of a giant screen with a large ‘portal’ in its center, and features sculptures, robotic arms and ultraviolet technology.

Shocked: Fans were quick to share their thoughts on Twitter , with many in agreement that they didn’t believe the romance rumours until now

And then there’s Beyoncé herself, singing and dancing while decked out in an array of eye-catching ensembles while delivering the hits.

Three-and-a-half months into her Renaissance Tour, Beyonce is scheduled to keep making her way around the U.S. until the finale show at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City on October 1.

Earlier this month, it was confirmed that Kylie and Timothée are still in a relationship, despite rumors that the Call Me By Your Name star ‘dumped’ the mom-of-two.

The two have been quietly dating since early April and have not broken up, TMZ reported.

Their sources denied the report that was circulating that the movie star ‘dumped’ the lip kit mogul. The stars are still ‘an item’ and ‘any reports that say otherwise are false,’ their insiders said.

Kylie and Timothée were first linked romantically in April via celebrity gossip account DeuxMoi, after a tipster wrote in.

Romance: The reality star, 25, and the Call Me By Your Name actor, 27, were pictured talking and flirting at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood in a clip shared to social media

Family affair! Kylie’s half sisters Kim Kardashian, 42, and Khloe Kardashian, 39, were also in attendance, as well as Kim’s daughter North West, 10, and niece Penelope Disick, 11

They are said to have sparked up a romance after they both attended the Jean-Paul Gaultier fashion show on January 25, 2023.

Kylie shares two children with ex-partner Travis Scott: daughter Stormi, five, and Aire, one. They started dating in 2017, welcoming Stormi in the following year.

The couple split in October 2019 but reunited in February 2020, before split again during the holidays in December 2022.

Meanwhile Timothée has been linked to Lily-Rose Depp, Eiza Gonzalez and Lourdes Leon.

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People call me crazy for my controversial parenting methods but my daughter will never be left alone with a male – including family members | Daily Mail Online

September 10, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A woman ruffled a few feathers online after she revealed her controversial parenting methods.

Mother-of-two Aubrey, who lives in Phoenix, Arizona, took to TikTok to explain her different parenting rules that many have called her crazy for. 

In the clip, which racked up over 360,000 likes, she revealed she will never leave her daughter alone with a male, including family members such as her grandfather. 

Elsewhere she said there will be ‘no sleepovers’ with friends or family and she said her little girl doesn’t have to respect people if they don’t respect her.

Starting the clip while doing her makeup she said: ‘No sleepovers, not even with family members. And she will never be left alone with a male. I don’t care if you’re the grandparent, the uncle or the cousin.’

Mother-of-two Aubrey, who lives in Phoenix, Arizona, ruffled a few feathers online after she revealed her controversial parenting methods

‘I won’t treat my daughter any differently to my son, for instance, me letting my son go out late but not my daughter because it’s too dangerous for a woman – I’m just going to treat them both the same.’

For her third rule she stated her children have to be open and honest with her no matter what.

She explained: ‘Secrets will not be kept from your parents. And if you’re one of those people now saying “I’ll give you candy when your mum’s not here, just don’t tell her”, that’s the quickest way to never see us again.

‘She doesn’t have to kiss you, hug you or sit on your lap just because you asked her to and because your a relative and haven’t seen her in a long time.

‘She doesn’t have to respect you if you don’t also respect her, as a child she still will have opinions and emotions and she is allowed to feel a certain way.’

Aubrey says her kids can have ‘mental health days’ when they need them and she’ll help them ‘regulate their emotions’. 

She also revealed she will be doing things slightly different when it comes to school and medicine. 

She said: ‘We’re not going to do a public school system that makes you sit at a desk for eight hours and not learn anything you really care about.

‘We will always use holistic methods before we resort to western medicine, and I’m not going to force [my daughter] to share or finish her plate of food.’

She continued: ‘I am teacher her to stand up for herself, set boundaries and say no.

‘I wont ever talk poorly about myself in front of her and I wont make comments about her appearance or body image.

‘I am teaching her she can always come to me and never has to hide anything. As a mom I will make mistakes and I will own up to it and apologise.

In the clip, which racked up over 360,000 likes, she revealed she will never leave her daughter alone with a male, including family members such as her grandfather

‘Nothing will ever be just because I said so, I will have legitimate reasons. I am also going to travel with her even when it’s hard with a toddler, it’s worth making all the memories and experiences with our family. 

She concluded: ‘I want her to know her worth and never look to others for validation.’     

The clip was captioned: ‘Controversial ways I’m raising my daughter. Call me crazy IDC.’ 

The views were mixed in the comments section, while many agreed with the mothers rules, some thought no sleepovers was a step too far. 

On person wrote: ‘So are you saying you’ll never be away from her again? Like not even letting her stay with grands for a few hours?

The views were mixed in the comments section, while many agreed with the mothers rules, some thought no sleepovers was a step too far

Another said: ‘She won’t ever be allowed to have sleepovers with her friends? no judgement. just those were some of my best childhood memories’ 

While another agreed saying: ‘No sleep overs is wild, I hate that my mom never let me.’ 

However others praised Aubrey for her rules with many saying they actually do the same.    

One person said: ‘So many things happened to me as a child AT A SLEEPOVER!! Good for you mama.’

Another wrote: ‘The no hugging thing! Thank you! I hated when my mom would force us to hug people I did not like. A lot of my relatives we’re mean to me as a child.’

While someone else said: ‘100% The school and medical one is my favorite. and the food 1. and the body image. ‘

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