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15 Best Small Towns to Visit in Maryland – The Crazy Tourist

September 28, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Maryland, one of the original thirteen colonies, is a Mid-Atlantic state with beautiful coastlines along the Chesapeake Bay and Atlantic Ocean. With small towns located both along the seaside and the sprawling countryside, Maryland is steeped in colonial history just waiting to be explored.

Take some time away from Baltimore and the major city attractions and experience small-town Maryland – sometimes you’ll even feel like you’ve gone back in time and are experiencing US History in person! You’ll both learn and have fun at the same time while you sample the good food and drink that these towns have to offer, or jet off into the sunset on an exciting boat tour.

Check out our recommendations for the best small towns to visit in Maryland:

1. Thurmont, Maryland

A small town in Frederick County, Thurmont is in the northern part of Maryland and quite close to the Pennsylvania border. A designated “Main Street Maryland Community” the town worked to preserve its historic downtown while retaining charm and proximity to nature – its motto is “The Gateway to the Mountains”. Come visit if you’re an outdoors enthusiast or art lover!

Thurmont hosts Catoctin Colorfest each year, an arts festival that attracts up to 125,000 people. Even if you don’t make it, visit just to see Cunningham Falls State Park and Catoctin Mountain Park (where Camp David is located). Bring your hiking boots and hit the trails here, or take it easy and settle for a stroll across Loy’s Station Covered Bridge. You can also get your hands on fresh fruit at Catoctin Mountain Orchard or go wine tasting at Springfield Manor Winery and Distillery.

2. Berlin, Maryland

No, we’re not talking about the capital of Germany. Berlin, Maryland is located in Worcester County. The name isn’t even derived from German – the locals say that it is a variation of the name of an old tavern, Burleigh Inn, that used to be located in town. A popular destination for tourists in search of fishing and hunting grounds, Berlin has recently revitalized the downtown area to be recognized as a Maryland Mainstreet Community.

Check out nearby Assateague State Park or head to Dr. Shred’s Surf Adventures if you’d spend time at the beach. Bring your camera and wander Main Street’s historic buildings and shops before stopping in for a pint at Burley Oak Brewing Company or a glass of wine at Maryland Wine Bar. The Blacksmith serves up some great food, and you can stop in for dessert at Bakes Dessert Cafe after. Put your feet up at Holland House Bed and Breakfast and enjoy a peaceful night’s sleep!

3. Hampstead, Maryland

Located in Carroll County, Hampstead was founded when Robert Owings started building a new road through the state. It was first called Spring Garden before changing its name to Hampstead. Originally settled by the English, the town was an agricultural hub due to its fertile lands. Now though, the sleepy farming community has awakened to find itself a modern town and awaits your visit.

When you’re here, why not go riding at Happy on Hooves? If you prefer to stand on your own feet, check out Prettyboy Reservoir Park or Leister Park. You can drive out to Cascade Lake and go swimming, too. Try the local eats at A Town Bar and Grille or something sweet at Snickerdoodles Bakery and Coffee house. Hilltop Hideaway Bed and Breakfast is on standby for you when you decide you need a rest.

4. Crisfield, Maryland

Crisfield, a town in Somerset County, is located on the Tangier Sound on the Chesapeake Bay. Originally a small fishing village, it was renamed Somers Cove before John Crisfield decided to cash in on exporting seafood and brought the Pennsylvania Railroad to town. Thus, the town was re-christened Crisfield and is now known as the “Seafood Capital of the World” (Locals claim that downtown is literally build on oyster shells!).

While business has diminished with the decline of Chesapeake Bay, the town kept busy by bringing in tourism and hosting festivals, such as the National Hard Crab Derby. It’s also a great access point for Smith Island and Tangier Island – rent a boat and head out to explore! Visit to see an authentic crab and clambake at the J. Millard Tawes Crab and Clam Bake, or the Scorchy Tawes Pro-Am Fishing Tournament. You should also spend some time exploring the marshes at Janes Island State Park, an undeveloped island full of marine and bird life.

5. Eastport, Maryland

A perfect alternative to the city bustle, Eastport is right across the bridge from Annapolis. Located on a lovely peninsula, Eastport offers that laid-back atmosphere small towns are known for. With views of Annapolis’ best landmarks – the State House and Naval Academy – you can enjoy the waterfront views that the town has to offer and the proximity to a big city while maintaining a relaxed vibe.

Eat at any one of the dining spots along the water; we recommend Carrol’s Creek Cafe. If you’re a watersports enthusiast, rent a kayak at Third and Severn and head out for a day on the water. Or, stay on land and go to the Maritime Museum. Sometimes Eastport hosts outdoor concerts and oyster festivals, or pirate ship adventures on the water! Eat a crab pretzel from Davis’ Pub and enjoy the fresh air.

6. Ocean City, Maryland

A resort destination in Worcester County, Ocean City is a popular destination for tourists from the Mid-Atlantic region. Population swells during the summer as people descend to the coast for a coastal getaway. The land on which the town stands was originally owned by Thomas Fenwick, an English immigrant, and was developed in the late 1800s Isaac Coffin because to develop the town to attract tourists. He must have done a good job, because they’re still coming!

Treat yourself to a luxury vacation here. The Princess Royale Resort awaits your visit, and boasts prime waterfront views sure to impress you. Enjoy dinner with a view at the Hobbit Restaurant or Shark on the Harbor before going for drinks at Harborside Bar. Bring your swimsuit and head down to Ocean City Beach and Boardwalk for some fun in the sun or rent a boat at Odyssea Watersports!

7. Havre de Grace, Maryland

Located the Susquehanna River, Havre de Grace sits where the river meets Chesapeake Bay. Named after a town in France (Le Havre de Grace), the town was renamed this during the Revolutionary War, following several visits by Lafayette, who said that the town reminded him of the French seaport, Le Havre.

Come visit this lovely seaside town to understand what enchanted Lafayette so much. Stay at the Spencer-Silver Mansion, and book the carriage house if you get a chance! Take a lovely walk along the waterside at Havre de Grace Promenade, or walk down to the Concord Point Lighthouse. Explore the trails at Susquehanna State Park or play a round of golf at Bulle Rock Golf Club. Top off the weekend with a glass (or two!) at Mount Felix Vineyard & Winery.

8. Monkton, Maryland

A true country getaway, Monkton is located in Baltimore County. A haven for those in need of a rural vacation, the area around this community is filled with sprawling countryside, horse farms, and historic old homes. Stop by if you’re driving through, you’ll find it to be one of Maryland’s hidden gems.

Come visit if you’re a horse lover – if you go a bit east, you’ll hit “My Lady’s Manor”, several acres of land known for their horse farms. Check out Ladew Topiary Gardens as well or stop in for a drink at Millstone Cellars. The bison burgers at Gunpowder Bison & Trading Co are sure to impress, and is a perfect break if you’ve been driving for awhile and need to stretch your legs.

9. Oakland, Maryland

A town in the west-central part of Garrett County, Oakland is a former railroad town, it is still home to a historic and preserved B&O railroad station, and trains still run on the tracks through the station for special occasions!

Come visit and check out the Oakland B&O station yourself if you’re a train buff, or bring your walking shoes and head out to Swallow Falls State Park. Go horseback riding at Circle R Ranch, or play a round of golf at Lodestone Golf Club. You can head out on the water with a boat rental from Brill’s Marine Service, and put your feet up after at the Will O’ the Wisp hotel. A perfect getaway with nature, you’ll find yourself wanting to stay a little longer.

10. St Mary’s City, Maryland

A former colonial town, St Mary’s City was the first colonial settlement in Maryland. The town is the site of where the Colony of Maryland was founded, making it the fourth oldest permanent English settlement in the US! St. Mary’s City was also the first place in the US that specifically created a refuge for both Catholics and Protestants. A perfect vacation for the history buff, you’ll see and experience history hands-on here!

You can see the visit the reconstructed original colonial settlement, as well as explore any of the living history museums open to the public – the staff are dressed in period clothing and recreate historical events! You can visit a working colonial farm and the functioning replica of The Dove Sailing Ship (one of two original settlers’ ships that founded the Maryland Colony). Learning history has never been so fun!

11. New Market, Maryland

New Market is located in Frederick County, and is known as the “Antiques Capital of Maryland”. Founded when trade routes between Frederick and Baltimore were established, the town quickly asserted itself as an important stop along these routes, and remains a popular destination to this day.

Explore the downtown area and wander the small shops that specialize in the sale of antiques and other assorted goods. New Market even holds two annual festivals to highlight their past: “Christmas in New Market” in December, and “A Day in New Market” in May, to commemorate traditional 18th and 19th century life. Whether you make it to the festivals or not, stop in for a meal at Vintage or for a night at Strawberry Inn B&B.

12. Vienna, Maryland

Located in Dorchester County, Vienna was surprisingly not founded by Austrians as one might believe, but was actually first visited by the English when Captain John Smith encountered the Nanticoke Indians during his explorations. It is conveniently located on the Nanticoke River and is surrounded by lush greenery.

If you’re not busy exploring the riverbank or taking a canoe out, stop by Layton’s Chance Vineyard and Winery for a few glasses of delicious wine. Stay a few nights at the peaceful Tavern House, located right on the water and offering spectacular views. Watch the sunset at the River Pavilion or along the Waterfront South and disconnect from the hustle of city life.

13. Emmitsburg, Maryland

Emmitsburg is located in Frederick County, a bit south of the Mason-Dixon Line that separates Maryland from Pennsylvania. A pilgrimage site for Catholics, the town is home to both the National Shrine Grotto of Our Lady of Lourdes, and the Basilica and National Shrine of St. Elizabeth Ann Seton (the first natural born US citizen to be canonized as a saint). Whether you are Catholic or not, the town boasts panoramic views of lush countryside and historic buildings worth visiting.

Visit the Mason Dixon Welcome Center while you’re here, or the historic Mount St. Mary’s University. Head out to the pilgrimage sites, or go to the Emmitsburg Antique Mall instead. The Ott House Pub is perfect for a drink on a lazy afternoon before dinner at the Carriage House Inn. You can stay the night here for a peaceful night’s sleep too if you’re so inclined.

14. Leonardtown, Maryland

Leonardtown is the county seat of St. Mary’s County, and a mecca for seafood lovers. Recently, the town has started revitalizing their downtown area and opening up new businesses in historic buildings, and opening the Leonardtown Wharf. Pay Leonardtown a visit to go shopping or if you’re into watersports.

Go shopping at the Wharf or walk along the waterfront to enjoy the views. You can rent boats, kayaks or canoes if you’d like, or continue exploring the historic downtown area. Check out Tudor Hall or St. Andrew’s Church, two buildings listed on the National Register of Historic Places before treating yourself to a pint or two at Fitzies Marina Restaurant and Pub. You can always stay a few nights at the Executive Inn.

15. St. Michaels, Maryland

A town in Talbot County, the town is named after the Episcopal Parish established there in 1677 well before the town was established in the 1700s. St. Michaels grew as settlers flocked to town to start business, build ships, or grow tobacco. It was also the grounds of a battle between the British and the Americans in the War of 1821, when it was targeted by the British because of a militia battery. According to local legend, the town was spared destruction from the cannonballs of the British by hanging lanterns out in the trees beyond the town, and thus becoming known as the town that “fooled the British”.

If you visit now, you can still see the Cannonball House, a surviving structure that was reportedly hit by a cannonball. Wander the center of town and see their Historic District, or visit the Episcopal Church off the main road. Spend some time at the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum to learn about the unique boats developed by the town, or have fresh seafood at St. Michaels Crab & Steak House. You’ll be charmed by this lovely seaside town and want linger a bit longer.

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Kylie Minogue’s Tension goes viral on social media as fans churn out hilarious memes of the song | Daily Mail Online

September 27, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Kylie Minogue did it again.

The Australian pop princess is onto another viral sensation with her latest single Tension following the success of her comeback track, Padam Padam, on TikTok.

Fans have flooded social media with memes and hilarious edits of the edgy dance track since its release earlier this month.

A popular trend has been to edit the track over clips from movies and TV shows, including The Simpsons, The Real Housewives franchise, Tomb Raider, and Child’s Play.

In one viral meme, Homer Simpson dances to Tension in a gay nightclub. 

Kylie Minogue has another viral sensation on her hands with her latest single Tension following the TikTok success of her comeback track, Padam Padam

TikTok is also filling up with Tension videos as fans rush to do the song’s catchy choreography. 

The unexpected success of Padam Padam was largely down to TikTok, where the tune became a popular meme and exposed the 55-year-old singer to a brand new audience of younger fans.  

It comes after Tension debuted at No. 19 on the UK singles chart.

This makes the track Kylie’s 53rd top forty hit in the UK, where she is the only female artist to score a No. 1 album in five consecutive decades.

A popular trend has been to edit the track over clips from movies and TV shows, including The Simpsons, The Real Housewives franchise, Tomb Raider, and Child’s Play

It also entered the Australian charts at No. 46 this week, becoming the first time that Kylie’s had two top fifty singles in Australia in one year since 2008.

Her last single, Padam Padam, peaked at No. 8 in the UK and No. 19 in Australia. 

Meanwhile, Padam Padam is still making gains in the US, which has been a notoriously difficult market for the Aussie pop star to crack.

The song just climbed to No. 30 on the Mediabase pop radio airplay chart, becoming her highest-peaking radio single in the US since 2004’s Slow.

It comes after Padam Padam songwriter Lostboy, aka Pete Rycroft, branded British radio ‘ageist’ and claims the megahit could have been bigger.

Tension just debuted at No. 19 on the UK singles chart and is expected to climb even higher in the coming weeks

Kylie’s last single, Padam Padam, peaked at No. 8 in the UK and No. 19 in Australia

Pete, who wrote the song alongside Norwegian hitmaker Ina Wroldsen, took aim at Radio 1 and Capital for not adding the song to their playlists until fans called them out. 

‘We were trying to get it played on the radio,’ he told The Independent.

‘It was everywhere, everyone was talking about it and it was at least top two in the charts – but Radio 1 and Capital were refusing to play it, essentially because she’s [Kylie’s] an older woman.’

Rycroft went on to call out the apparent sexism, adding David Guetta is often added, and the pair are the same age.

‘I could see it as clear as day; it was definitely a wake-up call,’ he said.

‘There are other 55-year-old artists, David Guetta for example, and he’s all over the radio obviously, because he’s a bloke and he’s got some amazing tunes.

‘Padam’ should have been on there from the beginning and it’s just a reflection on Radio 1.’

It comes after Padam Padam songwriter Lostboy, aka Pete Rycroft, branded British radio ‘ageist’ and claims the megahit could have been bigger with more radio support

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Katy Perry has last laugh as Russell Brand’s empire crumbles amid sex allegations: Singer makes £180m from music catalogue and claims to know ‘real truth’ about ex – after comic labelled her ‘vapid’, posted make-up free pictures and ended marriage | Daily Mail Online

September 27, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Katy Perry appears to have had the last laugh on ex-husband Russell Brand after he started their divorce by text – scoring a £180million payday as he faces serious allegations about his behaviour with women.

Perry, 38, sold her popular back catalogue to Litmus Music on Monday, landing a fortune for her stakes in master recordings and publishing rights on five of her albums.

The extraordinary windfall could not be in starker contrast to the man she once shared her life with, whose own empire appears to be crumbling.

Brand has been accused of a series of lurid allegations from four women including rape and sexual assault.

He vehemently denies the claims, which were first disclosed by Channel 4’s Dispatches and The Sunday Times.

The pair met on the set of Get Him to the Greek, the Hollywood movie in which Brand had a starring role

Brand has been accused of a series of lurid allegations from four women including rape and sexual assault and vehemently denies the claims

In a now notorious social media incident Brand posted an unflattering picture of Perry on his Twitter page that showed her without a scrap of make-up

Perry has not made any comment on the allegations facing her former husband, but has continued to post unrelated posts on her social media.

Their romance came something of a surprise when it first became public 14 years ago. 

The pair met on the set of Get Him to the Greek, the Hollywood movie in which Brand had a starring role.

She had filmed a cameo for the picture and they hit it off immediately – although the scene she was in was ultimately cut.

The couple held a lavish wedding in India at the Ranthambore Tiger Sanctuary in Rajasthan in 2010.

Their marriage was set to be short lived, however, after Brand told the singer he wanted a divorce via text message the following year.

Perry is shown clutching a necklace Brand gave her as she sobs uncontrollably just ahead of a concert in Brazil after struggling with the news. 

Speaking in a Vogue interview, the California Gurls singer said she had initially taken ‘a lot of responsibility’ for the split until she ‘found out the real truth.’

Perry said she would keep this ‘truth,’ which she could not ‘necessarily disclose,’ locked in her safe ‘for a rainy day.’

Perry and Brand’s romance came something of a surprise when it first became public 14 years ago

Perry has remained silent on the issue so far but questions have been raised about how much she knew after a 2013 interview with Vogue resurfaced 

It has prompted renewed speculation about what secret the singer had been referring to following the divorce.

She said at the time: ‘He’s a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him.

‘Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011.’

Perry added: ‘I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending, but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day.

‘I let go and I was like: This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me. So I have moved on from that.’

Brand also appeared to have contempt for Perry’s lifestyle. 

Speaking in documentary Brand: A Second Coming in 2015, which was filmed during the couple’s marriage, he said: ‘The stuff in Africa hit me really hard.

‘I’m associated with the very thing I detest: vapid, vacuous, plastic, constructed, mindless celebrity. That’s the very sea we’re swimming in, “Oh, who’s he?” … “He’s married to Katy Perry”.’

Harsh: The British comedian reveals a trip to Africa for Comic Relief in 2010 made him rethink what he had in common with pop princess Katy

Elsewhere in the film, Brand was also seen mocking his wife in a stand-up routine and admitting to friend Stephen Merchant that he didn’t think their marriage would last.

He told him: ‘It’s definitely good I’m with someone I love.

‘But it’s not a resolution to anything spiritual.’

‘This is my suspicion, that at some point, to be happy, I’m going to have to walk away.’

This was perhaps most evident by his behaviour during their time together.

In a now notorious social media incident he posted an unflattering picture of Perry on his Twitter page that showed her without a scrap of make-up.

In the frame, the Teenage Dream star appears to have just woken up and is sporting a rather startled look.

It was quickly deleted from Brand’s Twitter page in what was taken as a sign of her displeasure at it being published.

Whatever the truth of the matter, it appears the once close pair could not be further apart in their good fortune or otherwise. 

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Dame Dash Says JAY-Z’s Apology to Nas Made Him ‘Look Crazy’

September 27, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Dame Dash still has some thoughts on the old beef between JAY-Z and Nas. The co-founder of now-defunct label Roc-A-Fella recently appeared on podcast The CEO Show where he discussed Hov’s apology to Nas while on Hot 97 in 2001.

Admitting that the feud went “too far,” at the time Hov shared his regrets on dropping Nas diss track “Supa Ugly,” where JAY spoke openly about his affair with Carmen Bryant, the mother of Nas’ daughter. To his mother’s request, Hov ultimately apologized for the harsh move.

Jay – Z – Super Uglywww.youtube.com

“Mom put in a call and said, ‘That went too far.’ And she’s never, ever called me about music,” JAY-Z said on-air. “So I was like ‘Okay, okay, okay. I’ll go shut it down.’”

He added, “Once again, I apologize. I felt like I didn’t think about women’s feelings or [Bryant’s] feelings, or even my mom. It was really like, ‘Let me meet your level of disrespect with this level of disrespect.’”

However, Dash sees the moment differently, as Nas previously mentioned Hov on diss track “Ether.”

Dame Dash & Willie Esco Expose the Truth About Rocawear! | The CEO Showyoutu.be

“When he apologized and s***, I was like, ‘No!’” Dash said on The CEO Show. “I was hitting him from the thing like, ‘Get off the radio! We looking crazy!’ And Irv did that s***. A Queens n****, he gave him — pause — the banana in the tailpipe. That was a Queens thing — he didn’t even see that. Yo Irv, stay out my business.”

Earlier in the conversation, Dash revealed that although Nas also fired at him on “Ether,” that he didn’t take offense.

“I was in shock but I was happy. I wasn’t hurt,” he said. “I’ma tell you right now what happened. I was hyped that he said my name but also I knew what homie was doing and I thought it was a distraction. I’m like, ‘This is bubblegum s***.’”

Hov and Nas would publicly make up during the New Jersey stop of Hov’s I Declare War tour in 2005. The first time the two would officially collaborate was on “Black Republican” from Nas’ 2006 LP Hip Hop Is Dead. The two last worked together on “Sorry Not Sorry” with James Fauntleroy (and additional vocals from Beyoncé) in 2021.

DJ Khaled ft. Nas, JAY-Z & James Fauntleroy and Harmonies by The Hive – SORRY NOT SORRYyoutu.be

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Crazy Kennar Plans To Host Live Comedy Show For 6,000 People – Ghafla! Kenya

September 26, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Kenyan content creator and comedian Kennedy Odhiambo, better known as Crazy Kennar, is gearing up for a major milestone in his career. He is planning to host a live comedy show in December for an audience of 6,000 people. Kennar shared his ambitious plan in an Instagram video on Wednesday, September 20. He expressed deep […]

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