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Karim Benzema scores a bizarre goal with his knee to help Al-Ittihad return to the top of the Saudi Pro League with victory over Al-Akhdoud… before he takes a hilarious tumble when through for a possible second | Daily Mail Online

October 3, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Karim Benzema scored an unusual goal with his knee to help Al-Ittihad return to winning ways and go top of the Saudi Pro League.

Benzema netted his third league strike in his sixth game with Nuno Espirito Santo‘s side since moving to the Middle East from Real Madrid on a deal worth £86m-per-year.

Having lost 4-3 to title rivals Al-Hilal in their last match before the international break, Al-Ittihad looked as if they were going to be frustrated by Al-Akhdoud, who had picked up just four points from their first five games of the season.

However, on 72 minutes a nice team move saw Haroune Camara play a dangerous ball across the box.

Benzema was there but Al-Akhdoud defender Saeed Al-Rubaie got a touch on the ball, which then bounced up in the air, before the French striker’s quick-thinking saw him cleverly nudge it past Paulo Vitor with his knee.

💪@Benzema‘s winning goal against Al Okhdood 🤩#yallaRSL #RoshnSaudiLeague pic.twitter.com/jTJgtunf2o

— Roshn Saudi League (@SPL_EN)

Karim Benzema scored a bizarre goal with his knee to help Al-Ittihad beat Al-Akhdoud 1-0

It was Benzema’s third goal in his sixth Saudi Pro League match for Nuno Espirito’s Santo’s side

It could have been even better for Benzema – who lined up ahead of a midfield pairing of fellow summer signings Fabinho and N’Golo Kante – but the 35-year-old missed a golden chance to double his side’s lead.

After some more neat play from Al-Ittihad, Fabinho played a delicious ball in behind the defence which Benzema ran onto.

However, just as he was preparing to round Vitor, who had come out of his goal, the Real Madrid legend took a tumble and fell to the ground.

This allowed Vitor to scramble the ball away to safety and keep the score at just 1-0. Nevertheless, Benzema wasn’t made to rue his error as Al-Ittihad picked up all three points. 

The result takes them two points clear of Al-Hilal with 15 points from six games, but their rivals – who have the likes of Kalidou Koulibaly, Neymar, Ruben Neves and Aleksandar Mitrovic in their ranks – have a game in hand which sees them take on Al-Riyadh on Friday night. 

Benzema did suffer the embarrassment of taking a tumble later when he was through on goal

The striker (right) lined up with fellow summer signings N’Golo Kante (centre) and Fabinho

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“Her Participation Is A Show Of Discrimination” — Korean Netizens Are Not Happy With BLACKPINK Lisa’s Performance At The Crazy Horse

October 2, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The first show out of the five that BLACKPINK‘s Lisa is doing at The Crazy Horse Cabaret in Paris is finally over. She stunned the crowd with an amazingly artistic performance on September 28, 2023. Everyone who attended the show had nothing but praise for the star.

The show was not vulgar at all it was so beautiful, as someone who’s really modest I’ve felt so comfortable watching those womens. It was so natural and pretty it was literally art and lisa omgggg truly this crazyhorse performance is definitely not vulgar it’s a work of art

— . (@emrldazz) September 28, 2023

As filming was strictly not allowed, fans were only able to imagine how the show was from the various accounts of actual attendees. According to @QIAN27LISA, Lisa appeared six times. While she was never actually naked, Lisa matched the cabaret team with sexy outfits.

Lisa Crazy Horse Repo:

LALISA CRAZY GIRL SHOW#LISAxCRAZYHORSEPARIS pic.twitter.com/BGAioS88or

— 愛 Baby Lalisa (@QIAN27LISA) September 28, 2023

It seems like the most that Lisa showed was herself in a bikini.

op said lisa took off her white shirt and black skir and ended up in black underwear, for example 😭 pic.twitter.com/z9UszFRRb4

— ؘ (@lisashots) September 28, 2023

She wore modified versions of the show girls’ outfits.

So this is one of the outfit but the difference is that Lisa had bra on 🥵 #LISAxCRAZYHORSEPARIS pic.twitter.com/7ufQBlj8bM

— ⁷𝐸𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 ☁💛🍒 (@lalalaine_BP) September 28, 2023

Korean netizens were already disappointed when news first broke out that Lisa would be doing the show. With the first show over, Korean netizens are abuzz with their opinions. Some felt that while the show claimed to be about empowering women, it served to discriminate between the show girls who had to strip, versus Lisa, a famous and rich pop star, who had the option to cover up.

Screenshot 2023-09-29 at 11.17.01 PM
Netizen reactions. | theqoo
  • Can’t believe she’s promoting a real strip show that shows nipples. There are so many fans who are minors. What a great influence for them. They said such shows are common in Thailand. In the future, I hope she removes her K-Pop title and just promotes as a Thai person.
  • I wonder why she just has to commercialize herself sexually, acting as a part of the strip show, when she’s so successful already.
  • She covered all the important bits while she wants to stand as part of the same show. And they said it’s an artistic show… Isn’t this so contradictory?
  • They said they’re showing women’s freedom by stripping, but the women with true power and capabilities don’t take their clothes off. It’s so funny because it’s true in the end that power is not stripping. I read this somewhere and am sharing it here because I agree.
  • An Asian woman who hit the top as an idol, is ultimately participating in a strip show. And even in the strip show, there’s a divide between how those with money and fame strip less, and those who don’t who strip more. The entire thing is disgusting.
  • Why is BLACKPINK’s direction turning to exposure when they’ve hit the top? Jennie and Lisa too, I don’t get it.
Screenshot 2023-09-29 at 11.17.30 PM
Netizen reactions. | theqoo
  • If she’s going to do it, she should do it properly. If it’s artistic and nothing to be ashamed of, why is she the only one different? As the one participating in this experience, she knows the essence of the show, and that’s why she covered up. They try to package it as art or whatever, but it’s actually a strip show and it’s selling sex. She’s promoting that effectively.
  • Why should we praise her? What did she do good?
  • Is she dumb? Disappointing.
  • The reactions aren’t good…
  • If it’s such great art, she should’ve just stripped it all. She’s basically saying she’s different from the other dancers.
  • How she’s using her position and influence to not strip at a strip show…
  • She’s wearing a bra and panties…

You can read more about how the show went below.

Crazy Horse Cabaret Attendees Recount BLACKPINK Lisa’s Sexy Debut Performance

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Priyanka Chopra welcomes Raghav Chadha to the “crazy family”, calls Parineeti Chopra the most “beautiful bride” – IBTimes India

October 2, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Priyanka Chopra has shared Parineeti Chopra’s wedding pictures and welcomed Raghav Chadha into the family.

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Hilarious moment, Davido runs off stage as Poco Lee surprises him in UK – Gistlover

October 2, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

After shocking Davido Adeleke in the UK, the well-known dancer and singer Poco Lee forced him to leave the stage. During a live performance, Davido, who

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Viewers left crying with laughter at video of two London Zoo gorillas running from the rain | Daily Mail Online

October 1, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

This is the hilarious moment two gorillas were caught running for cover as they desperately tried to seek shelter in the pouring rain.

The bizarre clip – posted to TikTok – captured the intelligent animals as they raced around in panic at their private enclosure at London Zoo.

A person can be heard erupting with laughter as the gorillas dart across the greenery with super speed, eager to protect themselves from the rain.

Perhaps even more peculiar is that one of the apes grabbed what looked like a jacket to shelter its mane from the water.

The funny video has left viewers in tears of laughter with many saying how relatable the moment is, as one person joked: ‘Me after I got my hair straightened’.

This is the hilarious moment two apes were caught running for cover as they desperately tried to seek shelter in the pouring rain (Pictured: An ape runs for cover at London Zoo)

Perhaps even more peculiar, was that one of the apes grabbed what looked like a jacket to shelter its mane from any possible water damage

The video unfolds with one ape darting across its enclosure to an inside space.

One of the apes can be seen clutching a large green plant – possibly its lunch – in one hand, while it used another hand to cover its head.

The camera then follows the animal as it makes its way through a gate and out of sight.

Meanwhile the second gorilla, unwilling to risk getting wet, quickly grabs what appears to be a beige-coloured jacket.

The quick-thinking animal places the coat over the top of its head, making sure it covered its entire back and buttox, as it too makes its way across the grounds.

The hilarious video has so far been viewed 33 million times and has garnered over 23,000 comments, with the playful duo clearly leaving people hysterical.

One person wrote: ‘Me after I got my hair straightened’.

Both apes disappeared through a gate at the front of the enclosure, without viewers learning of their fate

Another chimed in: ‘Looks like my [mother] running to get the laundry outside because it’s gonna rain’.

‘Me when it’s raining and I have my hair and makeup done,’ said another.

‘Oh my gosh I’m in tears,’ added one person.

Someone else said: ‘Me right now because I just got my braids’.

Meanwhile another person asked how on earth the second gorilla managed to obtain a jacket from within the enclosure.

The hilarious video has so far been since a whopping 33 million times and has garnered over 23,000 comments, with the playful duo clearly leaving people hysterical

The funny video comes after a cheeky monkey caused quite a stir after grabbing a zoo visitor’s phone and turning it around to film her. 

Gracey Sango, 21, and her family were visiting the Jorge Town amusement park in Davao de Oro, Philippines, when they came across a troop of monkeys.

Everything appeared to be in order as Ms Sango gently fed the monkey with a bit of food.

However, in a flash the monkey snatched the phone from her causing a moment of sheer panic.

The 21-year-old could be heard screaming and jumping up and down as she begged for the monkey to give her phone back.

Eventually, one of the other zoo visitors managed to grab the phone back to save Ms Sango’s embarrassment.

The group can then be heard laughing as they realise what has just happened to them.

Established in 2016, this amusement destination in Montevista is a popular place for families to visit.

It also features amenities and activities such as a mini-zoo, swan boat, zip line, and different activities.

In the Philippines the three most common species of monkey are the crab-eating macaque, the common long-tailed macaque, and the Philippine long-tailed macaque.

Despite the fact that monkeys are illegal to keep as pets in the Philippines, many people still do.

The rare macaque is said to be endemic in the Philippines and is considered an endangered species.

 This was certainly not the first time a cheeky monkey has interacted with a person.

Last month a hilarious video was posted showing a dogged spider monkey climbing on to a US tourist and pulling her t-shirt down.

As the animal clambered up the woman’s legs using its prehensile tail and latched itself on to the tourist’s shirt, panic soon set in as she told her friend: ‘I don’t know what to do y’all. I’m scared’.

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