As much as we love Twitter for being a platform of arguments, it is also home to some of the best jokes on the internet. Ad no we are not talking about good jokes but the bad ones which are known as puns. We all do love them let us just agree!
Who doesn’t want a little laughter in their lives? No matter how and where is it coming from, all we want is to laugh out loud.
Here are 20 pun-tastic tweets!
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How would Riya’s boyfriend thank her?
ShukRiya #pun#punhub— UNTAMED💫 (@maitripathak02) April 26, 2018
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What did one pizza say to the other pizza when it wanted it to move?
“Pizza Hut”#IndianPuns— Common Desi Dude (@CommonDesiDude) October 13, 2013
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Did you heard about the guy who overdosed on curry powder, he went into a korma #IndianPuns
— Vimal Raj (@Vmalll) August 30, 2013
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Me – Wherz My Biscuit ?
Rajasthani – Oreo#DesiPuns 😂🤘— Mirchi RJ Vivan (@MirchiVivan) April 30, 2018
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If the popular dating app Tinder was made in Punjab, would it be called..
Bhatinder? #DesiPuns— Karan Navani (@TrappedInKaran) April 7, 2015
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She- where are you?
Me- sauna mai
She- with your phone?
Me- yup
She- in a sauna ? Kyun?
Me- rab ne banaya#pun#indianpun— that dank guy (@utkarsh_im) November 4, 2017
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— ThatGuy (@SandeepRokde) April 10, 2018
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Man 1: I want a new car, which one should I get?
Man 2: You better get Hyundai Verna
Man 1: Verna kya be?#Indianpun— Vishal Melwani (@Rock_n_R0ll) April 20, 2017
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Upon hearing my decision to be an atheist I was told “Ye galat fehmi hai”
I put my shades on and said
“Nahi, ye Blasphemy hai” #DesiPuns— Karan Navani (@TrappedInKaran) March 13, 2015
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— Abhilash Mishra (@abhilash_4fb) April 30, 2018
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— PRIYO (@PRIYO86152472) April 30, 2018
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— Yash Soni (@yashsoni_27) April 30, 2018
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— Arushi Kapoor (@curlmoohi) November 3, 2017
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Pablo was misbehaving in the club, the manager goes ‘Chalo Escobar nikalo ! #narcos#desipun
— Piyush (@piyush_272) November 1, 2016
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— Harsha Karavadi (@kevin24x7) October 24, 2016
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Q What do you call your daughter working on a click farm?
A – Click-baiti
#joke#desipun— Hunar (@hunarji) August 8, 2016
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Go be free today!
can i get some dal with that? #desipun— Jeeya Sethi (@JeeyaDhadkDhadk) October 22, 2015
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Which Pakistani girl does not have a date of birth ?
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Umar Gul#puns— Anas Ansari 🇮🇳 (@mohammadanas98) April 30, 2018
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Hey do you have any gum? No man I only have khusi. #desipuns
— Comedic Desi (@ComedicDesi) July 7, 2013
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How do u ask your “Maasi” to take a dip in water ?
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Diplomacy#Pun— Anas Ansari 🇮🇳 (@mohammadanas98) April 30, 2018
Puns are the best, right?
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