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Matt Hagan Survives Early Drama at Pomona to Earn Fourth NHRA Funny Car Title

April 6, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

First Bob Tasca III, then Matt Hagan, and finally Robert Hight—the top contenders for the NHRA Funny Car championship—lost in Sunday’s second round of the In-N-Out Burger Finals at Pomona, Calif.

But Hagan had enough points to claim his fourth series crown. And Hagan wrote his name into the record book alongside those of John Force, Kenny Bernstein, and Don “The Snake” Prudhomme as racers to win at least four championships.

In the process, he gave team owner Tony Stewart his second series championship in as many weeks. Last weekend at the NASCAR races at Phoenix, Stewart Haas’ Cole Custer won in the Xfinity Series.

As Hagan stood at the top end of the In-N-Out Burger Pomona Dragstrip, awaiting Hight’s race against eventual event winner Chad Green and ultimately his own fate, Hagan (who had lost to Blake Alexander) said, “We really want to win this championship. You hate to sit here and hope somebody else loses. You want to go out there and just turn four win lights on and get it done.”

Later Hagan stressed that “That’s not my style of racing. It’s about my body of work.”

But at that time, he wasn’t convinced at all that fourth title he so longed for would be his: “More than likely, Robert, they don’t stumble. They runnered-up last year, and that’s how it goes a lot of times. Two of my championships out of three, I runnered-up and then come back and won it. So that’s just how fate is sometimes. But we’ll sit here and wait. I’m not going to sit up here and wish bad on nobody, man. Everybody’s trying hard, and the best man wins out here. We didn’t get it done, and it falls on us. There’s nobody to blame but us.”

He was blaming himself but at the same time sending up a prayer to his mother, whom he lost earlier this year. “I was doin’ some prayin’,” he said. “I never prayed to my mom before, but I said, ‘I don’t know what you and my brother are doing up there, but I sure could use a little help.”

But Hight did stumble, barely but enough for Green to move on to the semifinals. And help came in the form of tire smoke for Hight, who saluted Hagan directly and on the public-address system.

Hight said, “Congratulations to Matt Hagan. They’ve been there all year. We’ve been here just at the end. I’m still proud of my team.”

Meanwhile, Hagan said, “I jumped in the car over there with Chad Green and I told him, ‘Flip your visor up, because I’m going to kiss you on the lips.’ And Chad, I definitely owe him a beer.”

Hight had alluded to “The Pedregon Factor” before the weekend began, recalling that last year, Cruz Pedregon—in Hight’s words—“comes from nowhere and screws everything up – all the points, everything” by winning this race. Now Tasca understands what Hight is talking about.

Pedregon struck again Sunday in the second round, taking out Tasca and leaving Hagan and Hight to duke it out for the championship.

Tasca, who said, “It was a career year for me,” said that for his Todd Okuhara- and Aaron Brooks-led team, “The best is yet to come.”

Hagan closed his season with six victories in eight final rounds and a 41-15 record in eliminations.

NHRA Camping World Drag Racing Series

Final Funny Car Point Standings (Unofficial)

Susan Wade has lived in the Seattle area for 40 years, but motorsports is in the Indianapolis native’s DNA. She has emerged as one of the leading drag-racing writers with nearly 30 seasons at the racetrack, focusing on the human-interest angle.  She was the first non-NASCAR recipient of the prestigious Russ Catlin Award and has covered the sport for the Chicago Tribune, Newark Star-Ledger, and Seattle Times. She has contributed to Autoweek as a freelance writer since 2016.

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Last Laugh—poem

April 6, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

So still.  Nothing quite like it. The dense quiet in  an old empty church. The thick stone walls keep the world out. The exquisite colour of  stained glass lets it in. Not many come, though the doors  are unlocked. Some do. The Italian dad shows  his five-year-old  the water receptacle for his baby sibling’s baptism. A man does not  want to say hello. Maybe his wife died. Maybe he is dying. This is the place to come  for things like that. Life and death do not escape its thick stone walls. The teenage girls take photos below  the Virgin Mary. They muffle their amusement. It doesn’t matter. Life has the last  laugh on us all. And churches catch it. This poem is from Last Laugh (Book 2 of Poem and Prayer Series) which is currently being written. Here is Strange Words (Book 1 of Poem and Prayer Series).

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Funny Face to conduct a DNA test on his daughters with Vanessa after a netizen asked him a simple question

April 5, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Actor Funny Face has declared his intention to conduct a DNA test on all his daughters with his ex-wife Vanessa. Actor Funny Face has declared his intention to conduct a DNA test on all his daughters with his ex-wife Vanessa.
The comic actor came to this conclusion after a netizen commented on his post advising him to forget about Vannessa and move on. According to the netizen, Funny Face should ask himself why is his baby mama preventing him from seeing his daughters and how long it took her to start a new relationship. He posted: “……Sit down and ask yourself why she’s preventing you from seeing the kids … women are captor doing anything oo.. as she dawg you nu … how long did she take to start seeing a different man?” In response to the comment from the netizen, Funny Face replied that DNA will prove everything. Sharing the post, he warned that if he is not the father of his daughters, the whole country would dance for him if the result came out. See the post below:

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Fetterman says he ‘can’t fully understand’ protester: ‘Joke is on you. I had a stroke’ | Fox News

April 5, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Sen. John Fetterman avoided responding to a furious protester this week, saying his past stroke made it impossible to understand what was being yelled.

A pro-Palestinian activist shouted down Fetterman as the Pennsylvania Democrat spoke at a Get Out the Vote rally on Sunday in McKeesport, Pennsylvania.

“Four thousand-plus dead children in Palestine. Nine thousand-plus dead civilians. Get off the stage,” the unidentified protester heckled.

Sen. John Fetterman is shown at the U.S. Capitol. (Nathan Howard / Bloomberg via Getty Images / File)

The heckler continued, “You have blood on your hands. Get off the stage.”

Fetterman, who did not directly respond to the man’s shouts, said he could not understand what was being said because of his previous stroke.

“The joke is on you. I had a stroke,” Fetterman told the protester. “I can’t fully understand what you’re saying.”

Sen. John Fetterman uses speech-to-text software while talking with reporters in the Senate subway during a vote at the U.S. Capitol. (Elizabeth Frantz / Washington Post via Getty Images / File)

The Pennsylvania lawmaker has been heavily criticized by far-left groups of Democrats for failing to call for a cease-fire in Gaza.

The interaction in McKeesport is one of the few instances in which Fetterman has appealed to his verbal struggles as an impediment – the senator normally dismisses concerns that his linguistic struggles could compromise his ability to exercise his elected office.

Fetterman’s office has repeatedly slammed critics for drawing attention to his apparent speech problems and has maintained that he is more than capable of doing the job.

Sen. John Fetterman’s base has been attacking him for his lack of support for Palestinians in recent weeks. (Pedro Ugarte / AFP via Getty Images / File)

His office was previously found to have doctored some of his remarks in press releases earlier this year to make them sound more coherent.

Fetterman is no longer as reliant as he was on digital transcription tools to speak with reporters and others as he continues to recover from a stroke he suffered last year, the Washington Post reported last week. He was hospitalized for depression earlier this year as well.

Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., is the only member of the U.S. Senate to call for a cease-fire so far. Approximately 24 members of the House have demanded such a cease-fire as well.

Fox News Digital’s Jeffrey Clark contributed to this report.

Timothy Nerozzi is a writer for Fox News Digital. You can follow him on Twitter @timothynerozzi and can email him at timothy.nerozzi@fox.com

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Helldivers 2 director’s “childhood dream” is for the co-op shooter to join the pantheon of PlayStation’s biggest IP: “It’s crazy that it might be in the future”

April 5, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

For most people, Helldivers 2 doesn’t immediately come to mind when you think of PlayStation, but Arrowhead CEO and the game’s director, Johan Pilestedt, hopes to change that. Helldivers 2, of course, is a PlayStation console exclusive and will likely stay that way for the foreseeable future, but its developer, Arrowhead Studios, remains independent. Even so, Pilestedt hopes one day for Helldivers to be considered in the same pantheon of PlayStation brand icons as Uncharted, God of War, and Horizon. It all started with a very silly tweet proclaiming “the ONLY two REAL gaming brands” to be PlayStation and Nintendo, posted with a split image showing various PlayStation and Nintendo characters side by side. Pilestedt rather amusingly responded asking why the heck Helldivers 2’s champions of democracy weren’t included in the group of PlayStation heroes, and a fan respectfully and rightfully pointed out: “As much as I love Helldivers, it isn’t yet a game to immediately think, ‘oh helldivers, f**k yeah PlayStation’. Not yet, but dammit it is getting there.” Pilestedt said he agrees with the fan’s assessment, but added, “It’s crazy that it might be in the future…. Like… It’s a childhood dream come true.” I do agree with you. It’s crazy that it might be in the future…. Like… It’s a childhood dream come true.March 28, 2024 Pilestedt isn’t just a massive fan of PlayStation IP, as he also revealed recently that Nintendo is “the reason why I became a game dev,” meaning without the house of Mario and Zelda, there probably would be no Helldivers 2 at all. And in yet another piece of newly minted crossover history, Alan Wake himself sent a personalized letter to Arrowhead CEO in praise of Helldivers 2. Now back to business, defenders of democracy: Helldivers 2 Malevelon Creek is a liberation target for a new Major Order to take out an Automaton factory in Game Master Joel’s latest plot .

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