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Netizens give hilarious reactions to Shoaib and Sana wedding

February 12, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Social media erupts with hilarious comments and reactions on the wedding nuptials of actress Sana Javed and cricketer Shoaib Malik. Some congratulated the couple while others expressed disappointment over the marriage. Both the celebrities were married before. Sana Javed was married to singer Uzair Jaswal and Shoaib Malik was married to Indian Tennis star Sania Mirza. Shoaib Malik shared the image on social media and quoted a verse from the Holy Quran, “Alhamdolillah, We created you in pairs.” Here is how people react to the marriage: One user said, “Shoaib Malik vs Iqrar ul Hasan is my idea of Wrestlemania’s main event.” Some users said that the relations between India and Pakistan will worsen more following the divorce between Sania Mirza and Shoaib Malik. X users are now quoting the tweet of Shoaib Malik he did back in 2022 in which he was seen praising the actress Sana Javed. Read more: Actress Sana Javed marries cricketer Shoaib Malik Several users have expressed disappointment with the wedding. An X user said, “Going from Sania Mirza to Sana Javed is a downgrade for sure. But going from Umair Jaswal to Shoaib Malik is so much worse.” Sharing the same view, Sana said: “Sana girl you had UMAIR JASWAL AND YOU WENT FOR SHOAIB MALIK????” https://x.com/realshoaibmalik/status/1502706764311150593?s=20 Another user condemned Shoaib Malik for leaving Sania Mirza and marrying Sana Javed. “That woman legit opposed her entire nation and married you. People questioned her national commitment and called her names. People spewed hate on her and continued to do so just cause she married. And you cheat on her like this. Wow man. Wow. Men,” said the user. The news of the wedding of Shoaib Malik and Sana Javed has taken over the Pakistani social media since Saturday morning. Just a few days back, Sania Mirza shared a cryptic post on divorce and the struggles of life.

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‘Crazy plane lady’ Tiffany Gomas finally reveals reason behind her viral plane freakout: ‘Really bad energy’

February 12, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Tiffany Gomas, the Texas woman who went viral for her outburst on a commercial flight, has finally set the record straight on what she saw that led her to leave the plane distraught on July 2.

While speaking on Barstool Sports’ “Pardon My Take” podcast Friday, Gomas explained what really happened that led to her viral meltdown on an American Airlines flight before take off, revealing that it was her reaction to an “altercation” with a fellow passenger that “spiraled out of control.”

The clip of the incident that took the internet by storm this summer depicted a distraught Gomas walking down the center aisle of the plane before turning to flight attendants and other passengers and stating, “I don’t give two f—s, but I am telling you right now, that motherf—– back there is not real.”

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She took to social media in August to apologize for the outburst. But the cryptic quote from Gomas had gone unexplained until now, prompting many on social media to speculate for months about what she really saw, with theories spanning from the mundane to the paranormal.

Finally, on Friday, the Dallas marketing executive told podcast co-hosts “Big Cat” & “PFT Commenter” she was reacting to an argument with another passenger and hadn’t revealed the truth for months because she found the situation “cringe” and “mortifying.”

“You know, the reason I probably haven’t come out yet, ’cause it’s like so cringe – I did not see anything,” she said.

Gomas continued, “So I got in a bit of an altercation. It spiraled out of control. It was not my best moment. I mean, it was actually a horrible moment. It’s absolutely mortifying.”

Noting how viral her meltdown went, she said, “450 million-plus people have seen it.”

“Thank God people, like, don’t think it’s me, though. I’m cool – I’m cool with that. I’m happy they don’t think it’s me,” she added, mentioning the one bit of consolation she found after the incident.

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Big Cat asked her about her now-infamous line about someone on the plane not being “real,” and the reactions that people had thinking she saw something otherworldly. He said, “So, what you’re saying is that clip we all saw, ‘that motherf—– is not real’ is not, like, you thinking that someone is an alien, it was just the tail-end of an argument?”

Gomas clarified, “It was an expression of speech.”

The co-host followed up, “So, it was just like, you had an argument with some guy on the plane and then as you’re leaving, you’re like, ‘That motherf—– is not real.’”

She confirmed that’s how the incident went, replying, “Yeah.”

When pressed on what started the argument between her the “guy,” Gomas appeared hesitant to answer. She was light on details and claimed the incident stemmed from her giving up her aisle seat and moving to the middle seat.

The only further comment she added on the podcast was, “There was really bad energy and I don’t want to get into all the details of that. It’s just, as you know, it’s ongoing.”

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Southgate slams ‘JOKE’ pundits and commentators for ‘ridiculous’ Maguire treatment after he’s targeted by Scotland fans

February 12, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

GARETH SOUTHGATE came out swinging in defence of Harry Maguire as he slammed the “ridiculous treatment” and criticism he faced as “a joke”.

The 30-year-old defender came off the bench to win his 59th England cap in last night’s 3-1 win at Scotland.

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The Manchester United star’s inclusion in the squad, given his lack of starts at club level, was questioned by many.

But after playing a huge role in helping the Three Lions to the 2018 World Cup semi-final and the final of Euro 2020, he remains a key man for Southgate.

Scottish fans cheered his arrival on the pitch at Hampden Park yesterday, and then proceeded to jeer his every touch.

And things got even worse for Maguire when he scored an own goal midway through the second half.

And afterwards his manager was quick to defend his player over the ridiculous scrutiny and criticism he receives.

Southgate said: “I’ve never known a player treated the way he is.

“He’s been an absolute stalwart for us in the second most successful England team for decades – he’s been an absolutely key part of that.

“I’ve talked about the importance of our senior players, he’s been crucial among that.

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“Every time he goes on the field, the resilience he shows is absolutely incredible. He’s a top player and we’re all with him and our fans were brilliant with him.”

Maguire, who was stripped of the United captaincy this summer and was also heavily linked with a switch to West Ham, has only played once for the club this term as a sub against Arsenal.

It was another tough night again for the ex-Leicester City ace north of the border, but the travelling England fans showed their support for him by chanting his name following his setback. 

Southgate added: “From a Scotland fans’ point of view I get it. I have absolutely no complaints with what they did.

“But it’s a consequence of ridiculous treatment of him for a long period of time.

“It’s a joke. Not by the Scottish fans but by our own commentators, pundits or whatever it is.

“They’ve created something that’s beyond anything I have ever seen.

“I think our fans recognised, ‘OK there might be a bit of heat from our own supporters but we’re not going to have others getting into him’.”

Team-mate Aaron Ramsdale also rallied around Maguire saying: “Harry Maguire, as we’ve seen in the past few years with England, is one of the best defenders we’ve got.

“So strong mentally, he’s got a great group of people around him and he knows his qualities.

“He’s always a threat in the box form set pieces, he knows he can defend, he knows he’s a leader and I love playing with him.

“Tonight was one of those unfortunate things.”

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Taylor Swift Clearly Not Amused by Joke About Travis Kelce Relationship at the Golden Globes

February 11, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Taylor Swift Clearly Not Amused by Joke About Travis Kelce Relationship at the Golden Globes “The jokes weren’t funny” or whatever Taylor Swift sings in “You’re on Your Own, Kid.”
The Eras Tour star surprised everyone when she walked the Golden Globes red carpet in a glimmery green dress ( Reputation TV coming?). The singer was all smiles as she posed for photos and took her seat inside — but she clearly was not a fan of a joke made about her boyfriend Travis Kelce and the NFL by the show’s host. “The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL?” asked host Jo Koy, who struggled through his monologue earlier in the night. “At the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.” The camera then panned to Swift, who gave a straight face, pursed her lip, and took a sip from her glass of wine. Swift’s bestie, Selena Gomez, was also spotted putting her head down during the awkward moment.
But it’s a big night for Swift, and a dumb joke isn’t going to ruin it. The singer’s concert film Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour is nominated for the Cinematic and Box Office Achievement award against some of the biggest films of the year, including Barbie , Oppenheimer , The Super Mario Bros. Movie , and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse . The Eras Tour  film is the top-grossing concert movie of all time.

Koy was met with boos during his opening monologue at Sunday’s awards show. “It’s hard to blame the guy though given that it was not only his first time hosting an awards show but he had  very  little time to get his act together,” read commentary from Rolling Stone ‘s Marlow Stern.

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After a massive 2023, Swift is set to return to her Eras Tour in early February. She’ll start her run of shows in Tokyo before heading to Australia, Singapore, and Europe in May. She’ll return stateside in the fall.
Taylor Swift‘s Eras Tour is the highest-grossing concert tour of all time, according to data from live music trade publication  Pollstar , with the tour becoming the first ever to gross at least $1 billion. Swift dethroned Elton John’s years-long Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour for the top spot.

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I spent over $4K marrying myself in Mexico — I’m not ‘crazy’

February 11, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

This self-sufficient bride’s taken DIY to the next level.

It’s perfectly natural for every blushing bride to have cold feet before walking down the aisle and saying “I Do” to her groom.

But this nonconformist newlywed was nearly nerve-stricken as she headed towards the altar, barefoot — to marry herself. 

“I love myself, and I would LOVE to be the person married to me,” spouseless sweetheart Andria Johnson, Hanover, Maryland, told MediaDrumWorld. 

The self-sufficient siren unceremoniously took the solo plunge into holy matrimony during a private ceremony in Tulum, Mexico in celebration of her 39th birthday on May 1.

Johnson’s big day, which reportedly cost her approximately $4,900, came just a few months after she proposed to herself on Valentine’s Day.

After popping the question, she said “yes” to a radiant ring in the shape of a lotus bloom. The avant-garde accessory came with a price tag of just under $40. 

(Left) Andria Johnson, 39, at her wedding in May. (Right) Johnson in her wedding dress. (Inset) Selena Gomez in a bridal gown.

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“Up until a few days before, I was completely confident in my decision,” Johnson said of her nontraditional nuptials — for which she wowed in a curve-hugging white gown that featured a plunging neckline and a silky train. 

“Although, the day before, I actually got nervous. I have no idea why,” she continued. “I started asking myself if I was really going to go through with it. Am I crazy?”

And while Johnson’s friends and family were supportive of her husband-free hitching, naysayers at work felt “crazy” was a fitting epithet. 

“There were a lot of comments made to me and behind my back about me being pathetic, crazy, lonely, starved for attention, and a whole slew of other things,” she said. “Some employees anonymously reported me to the HR department and initiated an investigation at work around my mental stability. It was really a tough time.” 

Andria Johnson, 39, from Hanover, Maryland.

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The self-wedded wife, too, endured cruel criticisms from social media slanderers when she revealed her eccentric engagement on TikTok in March. 

Following the virtual announcement, Johnson — who’s dedicated her social media presence to her Bipolar disorder 1 journey — was pummeled with rude remarks from internet trolls such as, “Have you switched your medication,” “I guess we can never date because I don’t date married women,” and  “Wow, you are always doing something that no one else would do.”

But Johnson is far from the only single lady to put a ring on it sans a man. 

Selena Gomez wears wedding dress while filming 'Only Murders in the Building.'

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Mya, 44, in a wedding dress.

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In fact, in July 2022, “Only Murders in the Building” belle Selena Gomez wed herself in a Versace gown at a Malibu residence on her 30th birthday. And R&B songstress Mya, 44, became her own bride back in 2013. 

The act of marrying oneself is known as sologamy. It’s a trend that’s recently picked up viral steam amongst self-loving singletons online — where its eponymous TikTok hashtag has amassed over 1.2 million views. 

In January 2021, Brazilian lingerie model Cris Galêra took her own hand in marriage outside of a Catholic church in São Paulo. And in May 2023, senior citizen bride Dorothy “Dottie” Fideli, 77, a great-grandmother from Ohio, followed suit. 

Andria Johnson in her wedding gown

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And against the advisement of haters, Johnson resolved to join in on the fancy-free fun — she felt she owed it to herself.  

“I wanted to celebrate my new relationship with myself by doing what I should have done years ago,” said Johnson, who previously exchanged vows with her ex-husband in 2015 at age 31. At the time of their union, Johnson’s former hubby was 45 years old. 

And ultimately, the pair’s 14-year age gap, as well as their socioeconomic imbalances, caused a wedge. The star-crossed darlings divorced in 2018. 

The dissolution of her marriage sent Johnson spiraling. She spent years in therapy, working to overcome the pangs of her failed union. The professional help inspired Johnson to look inward for the love she long desired. 

“In my first marriage, I made the mistake of dedicating myself to loving someone else unconditionally without giving myself that same love first,” she said. 

After making the self-focused commitment, Johnson chose to get hitched without inviting guests to her destination wedding.  

“Because I spent the majority of my life trying to satisfy other people, I decided to do this for myself,” she said. “I wanted the ceremony to reflect me and not conform to society’s standard of a wedding, but I still wanted to be a bride.”

Her outré tastes notwithstanding, Johnson opted to incorporate a few familiar features into her special shindig.  

“I used elements of a typical Christian wedding (dress, hair, makeup, ring) and some of my own, like baptism, spiritual vows and an acknowledgment of my love for myself alone in nature,” she gushed of her outdoor soiree, which was performed by a Mexican Shaman. 

“This ceremony was deeply personal to me, so I wanted to say my vows out loud to myself, but I didn’t need the ‘official’ pomp and circumstance of the traditional wedding,” Johnson explained. 

Andria Johnson in her wedding gown.

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To symbolize her rebirth into a self-appreciating woman, she took a dip in a cenote — a deep freshwater spring — purifying herself from the toxicity of her former life. 

“When I emerged from the water (almost like a baptism), I put on my wedding dress, walked to the cenote, said my vows and put the ring on my own finger,” said Johnson. “It was an amazing experience! The ceremony lasted the entire day.”

She commemorated her controversial wedlock with a quaint reception for one. 

“The cake and champagne were the added bonus at the end of the evening, and I didn’t have to share with anyone else,” said the unabashed bride. “I did everything for me, and it was empowering to know that I didn’t need another human being to feel this amazing.”

Andria Johnson horseback in Mexico.

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And although vitriol from her colleagues persisted after she said “I Do,” causing Johnson to quit her job, the lone honeymooner doesn’t regret making herself a Mrs. 

“I do not care what other people think of me. Because I know people are going to think what they want to think about you, so you might as well do what you want,” insisted Johnson.  

“Being married to myself has taught me many things. I’ve learned that I cannot bring anything to a relationship if I cannot love myself,” she said. 

“I’ve also learned that self-love isn’t just bubble baths and massages and now,” Johnson added. “I put my relationship with myself above everything and work on it constantly.”

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