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‘You’re the coolest dog!’ Hilarious moment friendly golden retriever charms BURGLAR into giving him a belly rub before the crook makes off with dog owner’s $1,300 bike | Daily Mail Online

January 3, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

San Diego police shared a video of a bizarre incident in which a burglar stopped for a minute to affectionately pat a golden retriever before stealing its owner’s $1,300 electric bike.

In the video the man can be seen entering a lit and open garage before attempting to stealthily wheel away the expensive bike – but before he could, he was stopped by the friendly dog.

The crook could be seen wheeling the bike back into the garage, putting it on its stand, and starting to rub the dog’s belly while telling it: ‘You’re the coolest dog ever!’ 

The wholesome moment did not deter the swindler, who swiftly returned to business and made off with the bike.

San Diego Police Department Lt. Brian Brecht described it as a ‘very unique situation.’  

A burglar stopped for a minute to affectionately pet a golden retriever before stealing its owner’s $1,300 electric bike. He is pictured rubbing the dog’s belly

The golden retriever excitedly leaped onto the swindler as he was leaving with its owner’s electric bicycle

‘The guy enters the garage, grabs the bike and starts to walk out. He is about five feet outside the garage door, and a golden retriever comes outside, into the garage, and follows the guy out,’ he told NBC 7.

‘He immediately comes back in, parks the bike and starts playing with the dog.’

The incident happened at around 10.40pm on July 15 on Diamond Street in the Pacific Beach area of San Diego.

The burglar was wearing a blue and white hat, gray shirt, blue shorts, and orange athletic shoes. He was carrying a black and blue backpack at the time.

The criminal also alluded to the theft, telling the dog: ‘Where’s your dad? Your dad should not leave the garage door open.’

‘You got too much s**t, how do you have so much s**t in your house? Why do you have all this stuff? Dude, you might be the coolest dog ever.’

The burglar told the dog it was the ‘coolest dog ever’ and suggested its owner was clumsy to leave a garage filled with so many valuable goods open and unlocked

After pausing to watch for around ten seconds, the dog then ran after the crook and left the camera’s field of view

He then wheeled the bike off before hopping on the saddle. After pausing to watch for around ten seconds, the dog then ran after the burglar and left the camera’s field of view.

In a statement accompanying the footage, San Diego Police noted that the bike had several distinctive features.

‘This isn’t your average bike, it’s distinct, featuring ‘8-ball’ caps on the tire valves, an ‘8-ball’ logo on the frame, and a rear wheel frame marked with a checkered black and white pattern,’ it read.

‘We are still looking for the subject. That’s why we advertised this on social media, but hopefully, we can get some tips from the public,’ Brecht said.

Anyone with information is being asked to reach out to SDPD or Crime Stoppers.

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Jokes only Scottish people will understand that will put a smile on your face – Daily Record

January 3, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The Daily Record has rounded up 10 amazing jokes only Scots will understand that will no doubt put a smile on your face — even if you have heard a couple of them before.

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Family pays tribute to ‘funny, caring, superstar’ little girl who died after being diagnosed with a brain tumour – Wales Online

January 2, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

The family of a little girl who died after being diagnosed with a serious brain tumour last year have described her as a “funny, caring, sassy superstar.” 12-year-old Tiarna Mitchell from Cardiff died on May 27 this year days before her 13th birthday.

Last year Tiarna’s family told WalesOnline how she had been taken to the doctor after complaining of headaches in early 2022. Her family initially thought her headaches might mean she needed a change in her prescription glasses but after spending weeks in University Hospital of Wales in Cardiff undergoing tests and scans, Tiarna was diagnosed with a brain tumour and was given around 18 months to live.

In a heartbreaking tribute this week Tiarna’s family said she died on May 27 after battling a diffuse midline glioma, the second most common type of primary high grade brain tumour in children, for 14 months. She had been receiving full-time care at Ty Hafan since October and earlier this year received a visit from staff from notorious ‘rude service’ restaurant chain Karen’s Diner thanks to charity Dreams & Wishes after Tiarna was too ill to travel to their restaurant in Newport.

Tiarna’s family said she had “fought every single day with a smile and a laugh” despite having to go through three operations and countless scans, radiotherapy and medication. They said she would be remembered as “the funny, caring, quirky, sassy, superstar little girl that she was.”

“Tiarna bravely went through three operations, countless scans, radiotherapy, mass amounts of daily medication, but did it all with a smile,” they said. “Tiarna stayed her sassy, caring self until the very end, refusing to let the horrible disease take away her amazing personality.”

“She taught us all the true meaning of bravery, and how to live life to the very fullest even with a short amount of time. We as a family are so very proud of how Tiarna gracefully fought every single day with a smile and a laugh. She will forever be our family’s inspiration.

“We will always remember Tiarna as the funny, caring, quirky, sassy, superstar little girl that she was. We pray Tiarna is now out of [her] pain, still with her amazing smile, and now with her angel wings.

“We would also like to raise awareness to this horrible, life-changing disease. If you have any symptoms, like headaches, please go and see your GP. If Tiarna’s story helps someone else, it will be one of the blessings that comes from this heartbreaking time.”

Tiarna’s funeral will take place on Thursday, July 27 at 12pm at St Albans Church in Splott before going to Wenallt Chapel at 2pm. Tiarna will be leaving her home on Caernarvon Way in Trowbridge at 11am by horse and carriage and a procession will follow her to the top of Trowbridge Road in Rumney before going on to the service. Her family will welcome people at Peterstone Lakes Golf Club after the chapel.

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Doctor Who Christmas special features Wild Blue Yonder in-joke | Radio Times

January 2, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

❚ We may earn commission from links on this page. Our editorial is always independent (learn more) Doctor Who Christmas special features Wild Blue Yonder in-joke There are plenty of references for seasoned Whovians. Warning: Spoilers ahead for Doctor Who’s Christmas special The Church on Ruby Road. Christmas Day gifted us a new Doctor Who special and while The Church on Ruby Road could definitely be watched by even the newest of newcomers, there were plenty of references for seasoned Whovians. Ncuti Gatwa’s Fifteenth Doctor not only made a reference to the Timeless Child reveal from Chris Chibnall’s era of the show, but also made a callback to the 60th anniversary special Wild Blue Yonder, which featured a cameo from Isaac Newton, played by Nathaniel Curtis. Thanks to a visit from David Tennant’s Fourteenth Doctor and Catherine Tate’s Donna Noble, Newton ended up calling what we know as gravity, “mavity” – and it was mentioned again in The Church on Ruby Road. With the Doctor and Ruby hanging off a ladder as they’re whisked off to the goblin ship, the Doctor whips out his intelligent gloves, which take all of the duo’s weight. As Ruby marvels at how light she feels, the Doctor explains: “All the mass and density and mavity exist in the glove, not in you.” Sounds like “mavity” is here to stay! The Church on Ruby Road saw the Doctor and Ruby embark on their first adventure together, to defeat a hoard of goblins who feast on coincidence. By entering your details, you are agreeing to our terms and conditions and privacy policy. You can unsubscribe at any time. It also introduced plenty of new cast members, including Michelle Greenidge as Ruby’s mum Carla, Angela Wynter as Ruby’s grandmother Cherry, and Anita Dobson as next door neighbour Mrs Flood. However, it was revealed in the mid-credits scene that there’s more than meets the eye when it comes to Mrs Flood… Hopefully plenty of our questions will be answered when Gatwa’s first full season airs in 2024! Read more: Doctor Who’s Goblin Queen thought she was being pranked with Goblin Song David Tennant beats Matt Smith to top best Doctor Who Christmas episode poll Doctor Who is available to watch on BBC iPlayer and on BritBox – you can sign up for a 7-day free trial here. Check out more of our Sci-Fi coverage or visit our TV Guide and Streaming Guide to find out what’s on. Try Radio Times magazine today and get 10 issues for only £10 – subscribe now. For more from the biggest stars in TV, listen to The Radio Times Podcast.

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Beyoncé tells fans to ‘laugh and dance’ at Renaissance premiere

January 2, 2024 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Beyoncé told fans they should “dance, sing, laugh and cry” as they watched the London premiere of her Renaissance tour film. Dressed in a white suit, the star made a brief appearance before the three-hour documentary, and told the audience to “feel free to feel”. Taylor Swift, whose own concert movie broke box office records earlier this year, was also there. Beyoncé’s daughter Blue Ivy also attended the event. Other guests included Destiny’s Child star Michelle Williams, musician will.i,am, Vogue’s former editor Edward Enniful, and actress Vivica A. Fox. All wore “opulent formal attire” requested in the dress code. Swift’s appearance came after Beyoncé attended the Hollywood concert premiere for her Eras Tour on 11 October. She donned a sparkling silver Balmain gown, and posed for photos with fans – unlike her counterpart, who made a quick stop on the red carpet with Blue Ivybefore changing outfits to introduce the film. Shot in 10 different countries, the film captures all the on and off-stage action from what became the highest-grossing tour ever by a black artist, and the eighth-highest-grossing tour of all time. As well as hits like Crazy In Love, Cuff It and Drunk In Love, fans get to see Beyoncé’s creative battles, the impact of knee surgery, and how her daughter losing a tooth took precedence over anything that happens on stage. Footage is taken from every date of the tour, often cutting seamlessly between different performances of the same song. That allows Beyoncé to show off hundreds of costume changes, while capturing fleeting moments of spontaneity (and even the occasional mistake) in the meticulously-choreographed concert. But the backstage footage is just as compelling. Renaissance tour in numbers £458 million Total box office takings 148 different looks from 35 fashion houses 56 shows in 39 cities 22 metres height of the video wall 2.7 million fans attended a show Source: BBC Particularly moving is a sequence about her uncle Johnny – a black, gay man who designed Beyoncé’s first ever stage costumes, and whose love of house music inspired the disco grooves of the Renaissance album and tour. “Wherever he went, it became better,” remembers Beyoncé’s mother, Tina Knowles, in the film. “He helped me raise my kids and they loved and adored him. He was a lifesaver.” He died near the start of Beyoncé’s career from an Aids-related illness, but her embrace of gay and ballroom culture on Renaissance can be traced back to him. By the time she tours the album, fans are holding up signs saying, “Uncle Johnny would be proud.” “I just wish he could see this,” Beyoncé tells her mother in one sequence. “You know he’s looking,” Tina replies. At the London premiere, Beyoncé dedicated the film to his memory. “I’m really proud this film is coming out on December 1st, World Aids Day, in honour of Uncle Johnny,” she said, receiving a huge round of applause from the audience – many of whom had worked and performed on the tour. Here are some more highlights from the film, which was screened at London’s Leicester Square Odeon ahead of its general release. Getting the best seat in the house With VIP tickets costing as much as £2,400, most people couldn’t afford to get within touching distance of Queen Bey this summer. The film changes that, putting you in the centre of the action, where you can focus on the elastic snap of the choreography and the stunning precision of Beyoncé’s vocals. What’s more, she reveals an unexpected playfulness – reacting to dancers and letting the music guide her movements. Towards the end of the film, Beyoncé admits she broke the habit of “rehearsing ad nauseam” for this tour, and felt “liberated” on stage. It’s a joy to watch. Added bonus: No-one blocks your view by filming the show on their phone. Beyoncé’s knee In the run-up to the tour, Beyoncé needed surgery after a decades-old knee injury (caused by crashing into stage equipment) flared up. With only weeks to spare, she had to mix rehearsals with rehab in order to build up her fitness for the opening night. “I was absolutely terrified because she had to rehab so quickly,” her mother Tina says in the film. “She rehearsed on that knee, she came out on tour on that knee, and so I was always scared that she was going to re-injure the knee, but she is always a trooper.” “Usually I only rehearse in heels, but because of my knee, I haven’t gotten that far yet,” adds Beyoncé, whose post-surgery stitches are clearly visible. “It’s been hurting like crazy, but the best thing to do is get back on the horse.” Destiny’s Child reunite During a tour stop in Houston, Beyoncé reunites with her former band, Destiny’s Child. That, we’ve seen before. What’s different this time is that the reunion features not only Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams but founder members LeToya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson, who were controversially fired in 2000. “It was like a new birth for us, and a lot of healing,” Beyoncé says in a voice-over. But it’s over in a flash. Come on! We need to know more. Who extended the olive branch? What did they discuss? And why didn’t Farrah Franklin get the invite? Blue Ivy’s viral dance break Beyoncé was joined on stage by her eldest daughter, Blue Ivy, during an early Renaissance tour stop in Paris. Having watched the rehearsals, the 11-year-old knew the choreography by heart and performed a competent – if hesitant – routine to the songs My Power and Black Parade. Then, as the tour progressed, her confidence grew and grew. By the finale in Kansas, her solo had become a much-anticipated feature of the show; and edits of her evolution started trending on TikTok. But the film reveals she was never supposed to be a regular performer. Even her debut was the subject of tense mother-daughter negotiations. “She told me she was ready to perform, and I told her no,” Beyoncé admits. “I did not think it was an appropriate place for an 11-year-old.” She eventually relents on a once-only basis. When she sees Blue Ivy’s nerves beforehand, she thinks: “Why did I say yes.” Her regret may grow when Blue sees negative reviews of her debut online. But instead of crumbling, she resolves to improve. “That’s a Knowles girl, right there,” comments Beyoncé’s father, Matthew. And by the end of the tour, Jay-Z is standing in the crowd, watching with fatherly pride as his wife and daughter slay in synchronicity. Even the mistakes are included “This tour is a machine,” says Beyoncé. But like every machine I’ve ever owned, it goes on the fritz. During a show in Glendale, Arizona, the sound system fails during Alien Superstar. Cue pandemonium. “We lost power to audio,” says a visibly stressed engineer. “We have lost comms”. But rather than edit out the sequence, Beyoncé takes the audience inside the confusion. Realising the malfunction could kill the show’s momentum, she grabs a costume off the rack and starts to get changed, serving fans a new look when she returns to the stage. Also included: The moment she created a meme by dropping her glasses in Toronto. Who Runs The World (This Girl) Putting together a show of this magnitude is a challenge for anyone, but Beyoncé makes it clear that some people face bigger hurdles. “I feel like, being a black woman, the way people communicate with me is different,” she says. “Everything is a fight.” She illustrates her point with footage of the rehearsal process, where technicians tell her the camera lens she wants doesn’t exist, and the camera tracks she’s requested are impossible. “I was just looking up 30-foot camera tracks, and they do exist,” she replies – not unkindly, but with enough force to make her point clear. “If I’m honest,” she adds in a voice-over, “it’s exhausting”. Later, she performs Run The World (Girls) with a celebratory whoop of joy. You can see her point. Source: BBC

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