Chances are, if you’re reading The Babylon Bee, you’re already on a watch list of some type. But now that the FBI listens in on all of your phone calls, you can at least come up with some creative ways to mess with them. Try a few of these classic pranks the next time you’re on the phone: Say the school board protest has been moved somewhere else: When the FBI sends a whole SWAT team to the wrong location, they’ll look SO STUPID! HA! Mess with their heads by saying “Trump is an insurrectionist dictator” alongside “Trump is our savior”: They won’t know whose side you’re on. Say “Hey, FBI agent, is your refrigerator running?”: When they answer “Yes,” then say “Well, you better go catch it!” then hang up and laugh. GOT ‘EM! Identify yourself as Hunter Biden and pretend you’re ordering a Ukrainian hooker: They’ll hang up faster than you can say “bribery scam.” Sing a few bars of a Beatles song every few minutes so they can’t play the recording in court: Licensing fees cost a fortune. Create a fake accomplice named “Mike Rotch”: They’ll have to officially enter it into court records and it’ll be read outline. It’ll be hilarious. Say “Hey, are those some catholic nuns over there across the street praying at the abortion clinic? Why, I do believe they are!”: Then sit back and watch those guys go crazy falling over themselves to go tackle some old ladies. Call anyone on January 6th and say “The plan is a go. Execute Operation MAGA.”: This one is a lot of fun, but you may end up in solitary for a few decades. Say “aspinchtersayswhat”: What? If you’re going to be under federal surveillance, you might as well get a few laughs out of it along the way. Have fun! NOT SATIRE: Patriot Mobile is your conservative alternative in the wireless industry. As America’s ONLY Christian conservative wireless provider, we deliver exceptional, nationwide 4G and 5G wireless service to our members, which allows us to fight for our God-given constitutional rights and freedoms. In the last couple of years, we’ve donated millions of dollars to organizations fighting for our First Amendment rights, Second Amendment rights, the sanctity of life, and our military, veteran, and first responder heroes. Make the switch today to receive free activation (code: BABYLONBEE), dependable nationwide coverage, support from our 100% US-based team, and peace of mind knowing that your money is going to a company that LOVES God and this country. We’re actively working every day to support Christian conservative causes. Learn more at www.patriotmobile.com/babylonbee or give us a call at 972-PATRIOT. As the country slowly increases in racism and right-wing bigotry, it’s important to ensure you don’t get caught up in their evil MAGA ways.
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