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55 Hysterical Viral Tweets By Parents That Made Me HOWL With Laughter
“but if you never have kids, you’ll never know what it’s like to be awakened by pitter-patter of little feet”. yes. exactly. that is in fact the entire point.
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 25, 2023
Not to brag but I finally got the sand out from the car from the last beach trip in 2018
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 23, 2023
A lady in a mom group I’m in posted that she’s pregnant and wants to name her daughter Eieoie and the moms in the comments are ruthless and posting the lyrics to Old MacDonald Had a Farm 😭😭
— e 🕯✨ (@nienna121) August 6, 2023
Halfway through my kid’s crazy complicated Subway order, the guy asked “Where you going with this sandwich, man?”
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) August 20, 2023
My 2yo screamed in Costco, cause he’s 2. This crusty old man came up to us and said, “I’m one of Santa’s helpers. That means I’ll tell Santa about who’s being a naughty boy” to which my 6yo replied, “Mommy why isn’t that old guy minding his business?”
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) August 2, 2023
Nonparents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesnt want to do, and he would obey
— sarah radz (@sarahradz_) August 3, 2023
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a computer, copying the emergency contact info from my kids’ school portal profile onto a new emergency contact form so I can send it into school and they can re-input the information into my kids’ school portal profile.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 30, 2023
As an end-of-summer treat, I told my 5yo he can stay up as late as he wants tonight. His regular bedtime is 7:30. It’s 7:50 and he’s outside swinging on his swing set telling me this is the best day ever. Will keep you posted on how long he makes it.
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) August 27, 2023
The day my toddler started asking “what’s that?” was the day I realized how little I know about everything.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) August 15, 2023
No sadder relationship dynamic than my baby (absolutely obsessed with my 3yo) and my 3yo (continually tells us to throw her in the garbage)
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 24, 2023
14: hey dad…Why should you never fight a dinosaur??
14: You’ll get jurasskicked.
he’s a dad. they grow up so fast.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 16, 2023
Hoping my son just tells me he knows I’m the tooth fairy so I don’t break my back trying to ninja this dollar under his pillow tonight
— That Mom Tho 🐦 (@mom_tho) August 7, 2023
Nobody told me that I would have to be so deeply invested in school friends and enemies all over again when I had a child, I would like to lodge a complaint
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) August 28, 2023
— Luke ☀️ (@RaDadtouille) August 25, 2023
Netflix / Via Twitter: @RaDadtouille
ok i’m 8 months pregnant, my husband is out of the country, there’s a hurricane and now an earthquake? a little over plotted don’t ya think?
— amber rollo (@ambercrollo) August 20, 2023
My son asked me tonight before bed if “back rooms” were real and, if you are not currently a parent of a child who watches youtube you have no idea the mistake I made in saying yes.
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) August 6, 2023
Took my 8yo to the museum and she asked if every picture was the Mona Lisa then when we left she made sure to tell the people in line “don’t bother, this museum doesn’t even have the Mona Lisa”.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) August 16, 2023
My toddler pushed one of their animal toys in my face and said “RROOOOOAAARRR!!!”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 5, 2023
11-year-old: I’m bringing my saxophone home from school tomorrow.
11: To practice making sounds.
11: No. We haven’t learned those yet.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 23, 2023
Paid $75 to take the family to the zoo so my toddler could ooh and ahh over a caterpillar in the parking lot.
— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) August 19, 2023
I just walked in my room to find my 8yr watching my tv. Before I could say anything, she holds her hand up and says “I just need to relax ok. You called my name SO many times today.”
— Montana D. Luffy🏴☠️ (@TanaIsBananas) August 10, 2023
6yo, looking at a cemetery: WAIT HOW CAN THEY ALL DIE IN ONE SPOT
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) August 2, 2023
Nephew has been doing a bit where when he gets on elevators with adults, in an attempt to fit in he’ll say “I didn’t get the promotion”
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) August 20, 2023
All these pictures of kids moving into dorms making me realize I’m too old to sleep on a bed that high.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 17, 2023
i hear the blender going in the kitchen. Only my 10 and 8 yo are awake. my wife is not home. i’m stuck on a conference call. oh no.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 9, 2023
Apparently we aren’t allowed to add “alcohol for teacher” to the school supply lists so anyway the school year is already ruined
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 15, 2023
Weird how the first day of school also coincides with the first day anybody has ever driven a car.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 10, 2023
it’s funny that human toddlers go through a distinct developmental phase that’s like “does not wish to eat anything that is offered”
— worms cited (@christapeterso) August 19, 2023
Asked my 5-yo to clean her room multiple times today. She assured me she did. I went in: literally nothing had changed. “In what world,” I asked, “is this a clean room?”
She looked me dead in the eye. “In a TRASH world.”
— Katie Gutierrez (@katie_gutz) August 2, 2023
Be kind, you never know who accidentally made eye contact with their teenager this morning
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 2, 2023
My kid came home, poured some skittles into a wine glass, and flung himself onto the couch, so I guess he had a rough day
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 11, 2023
it was splash day at preschool and they sent the wrong towel home with my son
— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) August 10, 2023
At a 4th Grade Mock Trial and when the kid prosecutor finished her passionate opening statement the kid defendant was so moved he stood up and applauded. This could be a quick verdict.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 26, 2023
Me to my husband: “Don’t worry, he’s only 2, he’ll forget about wanting ice cream for dinner if we don’t bring it up.”
My 2yo: “Behold, mother, there is the exact space Grandma parked in when she drove me to this playground 3 weeks ago; I was clad in my green Stegosaurus shirt”
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) August 24, 2023
Knock at the door. I open it.
Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..”
Me: “A ding dong ditch?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “But you forgot to leave?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “Do you want to try again?”
NK: “Yeah!”— abs af (@absflora) August 13, 2023
My kid: No, I have no idea where I left the remote 37 seconds ago.
Also my kid: Remember that time last year when you promised to take me to the playground but it rained, so we didn’t go because you never let me do anything?
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 2, 2023
my sister-in-law: sometimes happiness is hard to find.
my 8yo, whispering to me: you should tell her the corner store has blue slurpees.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) August 13, 2023
Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 8, 2023
my wife/kid are having a mommy/daughter night and when my wife asked her what she wanted to do my kid said “I would like to go to a nice dinner in Philadelphia and walk the streets at night”
— todd dillard (@toddedillard) August 25, 2023
5yo: Can you text your dad?
5yo: Yeah, you can’t text your dad, right?
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 15, 2023
— flglmn (@flglmn) August 17, 2023
I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store, getting gas, and signing my kids up for fall sports.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 15, 2023
Everyone thinks their kids are normal until you’re leaving instructions for a sitter and you’re like, “do not open the applesauce pouch all the way- open it halfway, hand it to him, and back away slowly. Also he has to sleep with 3 pacifiers and Lightning McQueen.”
— emily (@emilykmay) August 10, 2023
Today my daughter walked up to an elderly woman and said “mama” and realized her mistake, and I was like “did you think that 80 year old woman was me” and she shrugged and said, “40, 80, it’s all the same”
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) August 17, 2023
16- *bragging about his mustache*
12- Mom’s mustache is way better than yours
Me-— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 28, 2023
My son wasn’t listening so I said his attitude was super cringe and he looked up at me in horror and look at that he heard me.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) August 23, 2023
My favorite part of reading a book to my 3 y/o is when we’re finished and he immediately demands I read it again but “better” this time.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) August 24, 2023
Would love to have a brief chat with whoever taught my son to roll his eyes and say “oh my GOD” whenever someone displeases him oh wait
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) August 23, 2023
Can your boss be shorter than you?
-my 5yo, mixing up work boss and video game boss
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 24, 2023
PTA room mom: We need some volunteers for the class par—
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) August 14, 2023
my daughter said she really wants to get baptized. I was surprised & asked her why & she said “I just love water mom.” LMFAO ??
— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) August 6, 2023
My 6yo has started calling himself a smarty pants and when I asked him why he thinks that, he said “Well, I’m smart and I wear pants.”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 22, 2023
The 5-year-old has been limping around with a leg injury all morning and I would feel bad for her except the injury is “a fox bit her in her dream”
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 5, 2023
I spent months planning this road trip down to the last detail. Husband spots a candy store. Boom he’s the hero of this story.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) August 26, 2023
why do I bother sterilising milk bottles when my kid just licked the floor of Tesco
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) August 22, 2023
Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) August 17, 2023
I understand why a lot of people don’t think it’s valid to equate raising a pet to raising a child, but on the other hand I just spent three hours trying to bribe my dog into finally letting me brush his teeth which is the most toddler behavior I can possibly imagine.
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) August 13, 2023
Sun-kissed Hollie Shearer models barely-there bikini on holiday… as fans joke they ‘can’t cope’ with latest post
HOLLIE SHEARER has stunned fans by modelling a black bikini while on holiday.
The 28-year-old singer-songwriter, daughter of Newcastle legend Alan Shearer, has built up a significant following on social media over the past few years.
She often shares snaps of her showing off branded clothes – as a self-confessed “fashion-lover”.
And her latest short clips on Instagram showed her in a thin black bikini which she donned before putting a brown dress over the top.
She also wore a more colourful gown – accompanying both outfits with some black sunglasses.
Reacting to the videos, one person said: “Gorgeous picture of you Hollie thank you so much for sharing 
.”
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Another added: “Incredibly beautiful Hollie. You could be a model xxxxxx.”
And a third replied: “Too attractive. I can’t cope!! Xx.”
Hollie has previously shown off jaw-dropping pictures from Barbados where she donned a colourful bikini.
Earlier this year, she also shared pictures of her wearing a red bikini.
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The daughter of Newcastle legend Alan has also wowed when pictured on holiday in Greece.
She filled a trolley full of watermelons as she shopped on holiday in Greece in shorts, bikini top and sunglasses.
Hollie has 70,000 followers on Instagram.
This is far fewer than her dad Alan who boasts a following of 802,000 on the social media platform.
He is the Premier League‘s record scorer with 260 goals, although England captain Harry Kane is hunting down his tally as he finished the season on 213.
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Dangerous prank: Police invite skit maker, Trinity Guy
The Oyo State Police Command has invited skit maker, Abdullahi Maruf Adisa, also known as Trinity Guy, in connection with a prank video that involved a minor.
This was made known in a tweet on the command’s official handle on Thursday.
“Popular content creator, Abdullahi Maruf Adisa, AKA Trinity, has been contacted and invited to the Oyo State Police Command in connection with the disturbing viral skit content making the rounds across the Social Media space concerning a female minor. Updates would be provided soon,” the tweet read.
Adisa had caught the attention of the spokesman of the Nigerian Police, Olumuyiwa Adejobi, who requested his arrest over a recent prank video where he scared passersby with ‘gunshots’
The Force PRO had previously warned skit makers who rely on pranks for their content, urging them to regulate their actions as they threaten Nigerians’ lives. On Monday, he posted a video on Instagram calling for his arrest.
He urged people affected by the skitmaker’s’ pranks to report him to the authorities.
“This doesn’t make any sense, and I think the guy should have been arrested. Those individuals who feel the heat and fear of the pranks should report the pranksters, as many of their pranks are criminal, immoral, and evil. These women have a good case against him,” he wrote.
On Twitter, he added, “We have warned them severally. When nothing happens, nothing happens, but when something happens, consequences will surely follow. They will soon realise the dangers attributed to the excessiveness of doing unguided pranks.”
It is not the first time a Nigerian skit maker has got into trouble over an extreme or life-threatening prank. In August 2022, Eyinatayo Iluyomade, a 19-year-old Lagos-based comedian, was arrested and charged to court for an expensive joke.
Taylor Swift fans joke Travis Kelce is ‘wearing singer’s CURTAINS’ as he models quirky crushed velvet trousers in new Instagram snaps | Daily Mail Online
Taylor Swift fans joked her new beau was ‘wearing the singer’s curtains’ as he modeled some extremely quirky crushed velvet trousers this week – amid their new romance.
The NFL star, 34, showed off an interesting ‘chill’ ensemble comprised of a silk white shirt paired with baggy velvet cargo pants – which quickly led to the hunk being roasted in the comments section of his Instagram.
Eagle-eyed fans spotted a striking similarity between the trousers and Taylor’s drapes in her Midnights Mayhem With Me TikTok series from 2022.
One fan wrote: ‘Why is he wearing mother’s curtains?’ while another typed: ‘I SEE YOU WITH THOSE “MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT” PANTS.’
Other fans wrote: ‘You look so good in Taylor’s curtains babe’, ‘Nice MIDNIGHTS pants’ and ‘Those pants are actually taylor swifts midnights curtain.’
Taylor hint? Taylor Swift fans joked her new beau was ‘wearing the singer’s curtains’ as he modeled some extremely quirky crushed velvet trousers this week – amid their new romance
They never go out of Style: Eagle-eyed fans spotted a striking similarity between the trousers and Taylor’s drapes in her Midnights Mayhem With Me TikTok series from 2022
The football star and the hitmaker, 33, were initially linked when he attended her performance at Arrowhead Stadium, which took place this past July.
The professional athlete later revealed that he tried and failed to slip the Karma singer his phone number after the show.
Kelce was previously in a long-term relationship with influencer Kayla Nicole that lasted from 2017 until 2022.
Swift has been linked to numerous individuals in the past, and her most recent romance with actor Joe Alwyn ran from 2016 until this past April.
The tight end eventually managed to get in contact with the singer, and a source told Entertainment Tonight that the two were casually seeing one another.
Another insider stated: ‘Travis has been into Taylor for a while and definitely has a crush on her. He is a simple guy that is very funny, charismatic, chill, and loves playing football.’
Kelce’s older brother Jason, who also plays in the NFL, also refused to make any public comments about his sibling’s relationship during several public appearances that took place last month.
Swift later attended a Chiefs game that took place on September 24, during which she was seated next to her rumored boyfriend’s mother, Donna.
Lol: The NFL star, 34, showed off an interesting ‘chill’ ensemble comprised of a silk white shirt paired with baggy velvet cargo pants – which quickly led to the hunk being roasted in the comments section of his Instagram
Seeing double: Taylor showed her penchant for crushed velvet in the Midnights series
One fan wrote: ‘Why is he wearing mother’s curtains?’ while another typed: ‘I SEE YOU WITH THOSE “MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT” PANTS’
Staying quiet: Neither Kelce nor Swift have directly confirmed the news about their romance to the public as of yet
The athlete and the songwriter were later spotted in each other’s company while leaving the sporting event.
The Grammy Award-winning performer garnered much attention when she attended the Chiefs’ game against the New York Jets, which took place last Sunday.
The Maroon singer was joined by several of her celebrity friends, including Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, during the event.
Neither Kelce nor Swift have directly confirmed the news about their romance to the public as of yet.