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Leeds legend Lee Bowyer lands shock new job as fans joke ‘he loves Lyle Taylor a bit too much’

September 29, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

LEE BOWYER has landed a shock new job in football management.

The former Premier League midfielder has taken up the job of coaching Montserrat.

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Lee Bowyer has been coaching Montserrat[/caption]

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He had been without a job since being sacked by Birmingham in 2022[/caption]

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He will also be coaching Lyle Taylor for a third time in his career[/caption]

Bowyer, 46, led a training session for the players ahead of a match against Barbados at the WildeyTurf in Bridgetown.

The Englishman brings a wealth of managerial experience with him to the Caribbean island.

Bowyer has managed both Charlton Athletic and Birmingham City, winning 82 of his 21 matches.

He had been out of work since being sacked by the Blues in July 2022.

However, after fans heard the news some were quick to joke that he would be coaching former player Lyle Taylor for the third time in his career.

One fan joked: “Lee Bowyer try have a career without Lyle Taylor challenge.”

A second Tweeted: “Linked back up with Taylor.”

A third commented: “Bro loves Lyle a bit too much.”

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A fourth said: “So he’s managing Lyle Taylor again.”

A fifth added: “He really loves Lyle doesn’t he?”

Taylor, 33, played for Bowyer during his spells at both Charlton and Birmingham.

He was called up by the team for the qualification matches for the 2018 World Cup as he was eligible through his grandparents.

He has gone on to make 13 appearances for Montserrat, scoring 10 goals.

Taylor already had some company in the team as his brother Joey, a defender at Cray Wanderers, also plays for the national team.

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Love, laughter and happiness ever after: Parineeti Chopra -Raghav Chadha hold each other’s hands during their pre-wedding festivities – IBTimes India

September 28, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Fake! Shah Rukh Khan didn’t injure his nose in US; looks fit as fiddle at Mumbai airport

Fans and fraternity are waiting with bated breath for Bollywood actor Parineeti Chopra and AAP MP Raghav Chadha’s wedding. As per reports, Parineeti Chopra and AAP leader Raghav Chadha’s wedding is set in Delhi on September 24, 2023.

The pre-wedding festivities have already begun. Several fan pages dedicated to Parineeti Chopra have shared pictures from the festivities taking place in Delhi.

For the ceremony, bride-to-be Parineeti wore a pastel pink outfit and Raghav Chadha wore a matching ensemble. The duo were beaming with joy.

Another photo shows Parineeti Chopra and Raghav Chadha holding each other’s hands, while they pose for a happy family picture.

Will Parineeti Chopra opt for a Manish Malhotra ensemble for her wedding day?

A source told India Today.in, “Parineeti and Manish share a long friendship. Manish is very well aware of Pari’s style and what she wants for her wedding. Hence, the actress was always clear that she would be a Manish Malhotra bride.” The source further added, “Parineeti is going for a basic solid pastel-coloured lehenga for her wedding. She will accentuate the look with statement jewellery.”

For the wedding, Parineeti Chopra will opt for a Manish Malhotra ensemble. As per the source quoted in India today.in, “Parineeti and Manish share a long friendship. Manish is very well aware of Pari’s style and what she wants for her wedding. Hence, the actress was always clear that she will be a Manish Malhotra bride.” The source told India Today that “Parineeti is going for a basic solid pastel coloured lehenga for her wedding. She will accentuate the look with statement jewellery.”

Band, baaja baarat of Raghav and Parineeti

Raghav Chadha will take his baraat from Hotel Lake Palace to Hotel Leela Palace via boat. Raghav and Parineeti will reportedly take their pheras around 3 PM on Sunday. Accommodations for around 200 guests have been made.

When did their engagement take place?

Parineeti Chopra and Raghav Chadha got engaged in the presence of family members and friends in May in Delhi’s Kapurthala House. 

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Bukayo Saka steals James Maddison’s celebration after Arsenal’s opener in the North London derby… But the Tottenham man gets the last laugh as he spins past the winger to set up an equaliser! | Daily Mail Online

September 28, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Bukayo Saka was quickly made to regret a playful dig aimed at his England teammate James Maddison during Sunday’s 2-2 draw in the North London derby.

After the Arsenal winger’s cross was turned into the goal by Cristian Romero, he ran to a nearby camera and performed Maddison’s famous dart throwing celebration.

It seemed an amusing touch from a Gunners side who were well on top, but Maddison had his revenge just 15 minutes later.

The former Leicester man came forward down the left just before half time and found himself one-on-one with Saka.

He dropped the shoulder and darted away from the winger, leaving Saka lunging helplessly in the complete wrong direction, before whipping a pinpoint cross into the box which Son Heung-min converted.

ARSENAL TAKE THE LEAD IN THE NORTH LONDON DERBY 🔴

🎙️ “It’s been coming and it’s been coming down this side with Saka!” pic.twitter.com/HLOhJetcEA

— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

Bukayo Saka stole James Maddison’s celebration during the North London derby on Sunday

The Tottenham man had the last laugh as he spun past Saka to set up an equaliser

Saka went on to score another from the penalty spot in the second half after a controversially awarded hand ball in the area,  but again Son hit back with an equaliser just a minute later and the game ended in a 2-2 draw.

Reflecting on a hard-earned point after full time, Maddison said to Sky Sports: ‘When you come to a quality team like Arsenal heads can drop, the momentum can shift when you concede a goal, but we kept playing.

‘Even in the early stages we gave the ball away in difficult areas of the pitch, but bravery is playing the way we play even if mistakes happen. We did that and for large parts of the game we dominated and scored two good goals.’

The result leaves Tottenham above Arsenal on goal different alone, with both sides four points adrift of league leaders Man City after their perfect start to the season.

Mikel Arteta’s side will next be in Premier League action when they travel to Bournemouth next Saturday, while Tottenham face another tough test against Liverpool on the same day.

The Gunners are also in League Cup action against Brentford on Wednesday night. 

Heung-min Son scored both of Tottenham’s goals in a thrilling derby at the Emirates

Saka fired in a cross that was deflected in for the first goal and scored a second from the penalty spot

MADDISON ➡️ SON! ⚪💥

Spurs SILENCE the Emirates crowd, 1-1! 🤫 pic.twitter.com/cUqx4IAqwp

— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

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15 Best Small Towns to Visit in Maryland – The Crazy Tourist

September 28, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Maryland, one of the original thirteen colonies, is a Mid-Atlantic state with beautiful coastlines along the Chesapeake Bay and Atlantic Ocean. With small towns located both along the seaside and the sprawling countryside, Maryland is steeped in colonial history just waiting to be explored.

Take some time away from Baltimore and the major city attractions and experience small-town Maryland – sometimes you’ll even feel like you’ve gone back in time and are experiencing US History in person! You’ll both learn and have fun at the same time while you sample the good food and drink that these towns have to offer, or jet off into the sunset on an exciting boat tour.

Check out our recommendations for the best small towns to visit in Maryland:

1. Thurmont, Maryland

A small town in Frederick County, Thurmont is in the northern part of Maryland and quite close to the Pennsylvania border. A designated “Main Street Maryland Community” the town worked to preserve its historic downtown while retaining charm and proximity to nature – its motto is “The Gateway to the Mountains”. Come visit if you’re an outdoors enthusiast or art lover!

Thurmont hosts Catoctin Colorfest each year, an arts festival that attracts up to 125,000 people. Even if you don’t make it, visit just to see Cunningham Falls State Park and Catoctin Mountain Park (where Camp David is located). Bring your hiking boots and hit the trails here, or take it easy and settle for a stroll across Loy’s Station Covered Bridge. You can also get your hands on fresh fruit at Catoctin Mountain Orchard or go wine tasting at Springfield Manor Winery and Distillery.

2. Berlin, Maryland

No, we’re not talking about the capital of Germany. Berlin, Maryland is located in Worcester County. The name isn’t even derived from German – the locals say that it is a variation of the name of an old tavern, Burleigh Inn, that used to be located in town. A popular destination for tourists in search of fishing and hunting grounds, Berlin has recently revitalized the downtown area to be recognized as a Maryland Mainstreet Community.

Check out nearby Assateague State Park or head to Dr. Shred’s Surf Adventures if you’d spend time at the beach. Bring your camera and wander Main Street’s historic buildings and shops before stopping in for a pint at Burley Oak Brewing Company or a glass of wine at Maryland Wine Bar. The Blacksmith serves up some great food, and you can stop in for dessert at Bakes Dessert Cafe after. Put your feet up at Holland House Bed and Breakfast and enjoy a peaceful night’s sleep!

3. Hampstead, Maryland

Located in Carroll County, Hampstead was founded when Robert Owings started building a new road through the state. It was first called Spring Garden before changing its name to Hampstead. Originally settled by the English, the town was an agricultural hub due to its fertile lands. Now though, the sleepy farming community has awakened to find itself a modern town and awaits your visit.

When you’re here, why not go riding at Happy on Hooves? If you prefer to stand on your own feet, check out Prettyboy Reservoir Park or Leister Park. You can drive out to Cascade Lake and go swimming, too. Try the local eats at A Town Bar and Grille or something sweet at Snickerdoodles Bakery and Coffee house. Hilltop Hideaway Bed and Breakfast is on standby for you when you decide you need a rest.

4. Crisfield, Maryland

Crisfield, a town in Somerset County, is located on the Tangier Sound on the Chesapeake Bay. Originally a small fishing village, it was renamed Somers Cove before John Crisfield decided to cash in on exporting seafood and brought the Pennsylvania Railroad to town. Thus, the town was re-christened Crisfield and is now known as the “Seafood Capital of the World” (Locals claim that downtown is literally build on oyster shells!).

While business has diminished with the decline of Chesapeake Bay, the town kept busy by bringing in tourism and hosting festivals, such as the National Hard Crab Derby. It’s also a great access point for Smith Island and Tangier Island – rent a boat and head out to explore! Visit to see an authentic crab and clambake at the J. Millard Tawes Crab and Clam Bake, or the Scorchy Tawes Pro-Am Fishing Tournament. You should also spend some time exploring the marshes at Janes Island State Park, an undeveloped island full of marine and bird life.

5. Eastport, Maryland

A perfect alternative to the city bustle, Eastport is right across the bridge from Annapolis. Located on a lovely peninsula, Eastport offers that laid-back atmosphere small towns are known for. With views of Annapolis’ best landmarks – the State House and Naval Academy – you can enjoy the waterfront views that the town has to offer and the proximity to a big city while maintaining a relaxed vibe.

Eat at any one of the dining spots along the water; we recommend Carrol’s Creek Cafe. If you’re a watersports enthusiast, rent a kayak at Third and Severn and head out for a day on the water. Or, stay on land and go to the Maritime Museum. Sometimes Eastport hosts outdoor concerts and oyster festivals, or pirate ship adventures on the water! Eat a crab pretzel from Davis’ Pub and enjoy the fresh air.

6. Ocean City, Maryland

A resort destination in Worcester County, Ocean City is a popular destination for tourists from the Mid-Atlantic region. Population swells during the summer as people descend to the coast for a coastal getaway. The land on which the town stands was originally owned by Thomas Fenwick, an English immigrant, and was developed in the late 1800s Isaac Coffin because to develop the town to attract tourists. He must have done a good job, because they’re still coming!

Treat yourself to a luxury vacation here. The Princess Royale Resort awaits your visit, and boasts prime waterfront views sure to impress you. Enjoy dinner with a view at the Hobbit Restaurant or Shark on the Harbor before going for drinks at Harborside Bar. Bring your swimsuit and head down to Ocean City Beach and Boardwalk for some fun in the sun or rent a boat at Odyssea Watersports!

7. Havre de Grace, Maryland

Located the Susquehanna River, Havre de Grace sits where the river meets Chesapeake Bay. Named after a town in France (Le Havre de Grace), the town was renamed this during the Revolutionary War, following several visits by Lafayette, who said that the town reminded him of the French seaport, Le Havre.

Come visit this lovely seaside town to understand what enchanted Lafayette so much. Stay at the Spencer-Silver Mansion, and book the carriage house if you get a chance! Take a lovely walk along the waterside at Havre de Grace Promenade, or walk down to the Concord Point Lighthouse. Explore the trails at Susquehanna State Park or play a round of golf at Bulle Rock Golf Club. Top off the weekend with a glass (or two!) at Mount Felix Vineyard & Winery.

8. Monkton, Maryland

A true country getaway, Monkton is located in Baltimore County. A haven for those in need of a rural vacation, the area around this community is filled with sprawling countryside, horse farms, and historic old homes. Stop by if you’re driving through, you’ll find it to be one of Maryland’s hidden gems.

Come visit if you’re a horse lover – if you go a bit east, you’ll hit “My Lady’s Manor”, several acres of land known for their horse farms. Check out Ladew Topiary Gardens as well or stop in for a drink at Millstone Cellars. The bison burgers at Gunpowder Bison & Trading Co are sure to impress, and is a perfect break if you’ve been driving for awhile and need to stretch your legs.

9. Oakland, Maryland

A town in the west-central part of Garrett County, Oakland is a former railroad town, it is still home to a historic and preserved B&O railroad station, and trains still run on the tracks through the station for special occasions!

Come visit and check out the Oakland B&O station yourself if you’re a train buff, or bring your walking shoes and head out to Swallow Falls State Park. Go horseback riding at Circle R Ranch, or play a round of golf at Lodestone Golf Club. You can head out on the water with a boat rental from Brill’s Marine Service, and put your feet up after at the Will O’ the Wisp hotel. A perfect getaway with nature, you’ll find yourself wanting to stay a little longer.

10. St Mary’s City, Maryland

A former colonial town, St Mary’s City was the first colonial settlement in Maryland. The town is the site of where the Colony of Maryland was founded, making it the fourth oldest permanent English settlement in the US! St. Mary’s City was also the first place in the US that specifically created a refuge for both Catholics and Protestants. A perfect vacation for the history buff, you’ll see and experience history hands-on here!

You can see the visit the reconstructed original colonial settlement, as well as explore any of the living history museums open to the public – the staff are dressed in period clothing and recreate historical events! You can visit a working colonial farm and the functioning replica of The Dove Sailing Ship (one of two original settlers’ ships that founded the Maryland Colony). Learning history has never been so fun!

11. New Market, Maryland

New Market is located in Frederick County, and is known as the “Antiques Capital of Maryland”. Founded when trade routes between Frederick and Baltimore were established, the town quickly asserted itself as an important stop along these routes, and remains a popular destination to this day.

Explore the downtown area and wander the small shops that specialize in the sale of antiques and other assorted goods. New Market even holds two annual festivals to highlight their past: “Christmas in New Market” in December, and “A Day in New Market” in May, to commemorate traditional 18th and 19th century life. Whether you make it to the festivals or not, stop in for a meal at Vintage or for a night at Strawberry Inn B&B.

12. Vienna, Maryland

Located in Dorchester County, Vienna was surprisingly not founded by Austrians as one might believe, but was actually first visited by the English when Captain John Smith encountered the Nanticoke Indians during his explorations. It is conveniently located on the Nanticoke River and is surrounded by lush greenery.

If you’re not busy exploring the riverbank or taking a canoe out, stop by Layton’s Chance Vineyard and Winery for a few glasses of delicious wine. Stay a few nights at the peaceful Tavern House, located right on the water and offering spectacular views. Watch the sunset at the River Pavilion or along the Waterfront South and disconnect from the hustle of city life.

13. Emmitsburg, Maryland

Emmitsburg is located in Frederick County, a bit south of the Mason-Dixon Line that separates Maryland from Pennsylvania. A pilgrimage site for Catholics, the town is home to both the National Shrine Grotto of Our Lady of Lourdes, and the Basilica and National Shrine of St. Elizabeth Ann Seton (the first natural born US citizen to be canonized as a saint). Whether you are Catholic or not, the town boasts panoramic views of lush countryside and historic buildings worth visiting.

Visit the Mason Dixon Welcome Center while you’re here, or the historic Mount St. Mary’s University. Head out to the pilgrimage sites, or go to the Emmitsburg Antique Mall instead. The Ott House Pub is perfect for a drink on a lazy afternoon before dinner at the Carriage House Inn. You can stay the night here for a peaceful night’s sleep too if you’re so inclined.

14. Leonardtown, Maryland

Leonardtown is the county seat of St. Mary’s County, and a mecca for seafood lovers. Recently, the town has started revitalizing their downtown area and opening up new businesses in historic buildings, and opening the Leonardtown Wharf. Pay Leonardtown a visit to go shopping or if you’re into watersports.

Go shopping at the Wharf or walk along the waterfront to enjoy the views. You can rent boats, kayaks or canoes if you’d like, or continue exploring the historic downtown area. Check out Tudor Hall or St. Andrew’s Church, two buildings listed on the National Register of Historic Places before treating yourself to a pint or two at Fitzies Marina Restaurant and Pub. You can always stay a few nights at the Executive Inn.

15. St. Michaels, Maryland

A town in Talbot County, the town is named after the Episcopal Parish established there in 1677 well before the town was established in the 1700s. St. Michaels grew as settlers flocked to town to start business, build ships, or grow tobacco. It was also the grounds of a battle between the British and the Americans in the War of 1821, when it was targeted by the British because of a militia battery. According to local legend, the town was spared destruction from the cannonballs of the British by hanging lanterns out in the trees beyond the town, and thus becoming known as the town that “fooled the British”.

If you visit now, you can still see the Cannonball House, a surviving structure that was reportedly hit by a cannonball. Wander the center of town and see their Historic District, or visit the Episcopal Church off the main road. Spend some time at the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum to learn about the unique boats developed by the town, or have fresh seafood at St. Michaels Crab & Steak House. You’ll be charmed by this lovely seaside town and want linger a bit longer.

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Kylie Minogue’s Tension goes viral on social media as fans churn out hilarious memes of the song | Daily Mail Online

September 27, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Kylie Minogue did it again.

The Australian pop princess is onto another viral sensation with her latest single Tension following the success of her comeback track, Padam Padam, on TikTok.

Fans have flooded social media with memes and hilarious edits of the edgy dance track since its release earlier this month.

A popular trend has been to edit the track over clips from movies and TV shows, including The Simpsons, The Real Housewives franchise, Tomb Raider, and Child’s Play.

In one viral meme, Homer Simpson dances to Tension in a gay nightclub. 

Kylie Minogue has another viral sensation on her hands with her latest single Tension following the TikTok success of her comeback track, Padam Padam

TikTok is also filling up with Tension videos as fans rush to do the song’s catchy choreography. 

The unexpected success of Padam Padam was largely down to TikTok, where the tune became a popular meme and exposed the 55-year-old singer to a brand new audience of younger fans.  

It comes after Tension debuted at No. 19 on the UK singles chart.

This makes the track Kylie’s 53rd top forty hit in the UK, where she is the only female artist to score a No. 1 album in five consecutive decades.

A popular trend has been to edit the track over clips from movies and TV shows, including The Simpsons, The Real Housewives franchise, Tomb Raider, and Child’s Play

It also entered the Australian charts at No. 46 this week, becoming the first time that Kylie’s had two top fifty singles in Australia in one year since 2008.

Her last single, Padam Padam, peaked at No. 8 in the UK and No. 19 in Australia. 

Meanwhile, Padam Padam is still making gains in the US, which has been a notoriously difficult market for the Aussie pop star to crack.

The song just climbed to No. 30 on the Mediabase pop radio airplay chart, becoming her highest-peaking radio single in the US since 2004’s Slow.

It comes after Padam Padam songwriter Lostboy, aka Pete Rycroft, branded British radio ‘ageist’ and claims the megahit could have been bigger.

Tension just debuted at No. 19 on the UK singles chart and is expected to climb even higher in the coming weeks

Kylie’s last single, Padam Padam, peaked at No. 8 in the UK and No. 19 in Australia

Pete, who wrote the song alongside Norwegian hitmaker Ina Wroldsen, took aim at Radio 1 and Capital for not adding the song to their playlists until fans called them out. 

‘We were trying to get it played on the radio,’ he told The Independent.

‘It was everywhere, everyone was talking about it and it was at least top two in the charts – but Radio 1 and Capital were refusing to play it, essentially because she’s [Kylie’s] an older woman.’

Rycroft went on to call out the apparent sexism, adding David Guetta is often added, and the pair are the same age.

‘I could see it as clear as day; it was definitely a wake-up call,’ he said.

‘There are other 55-year-old artists, David Guetta for example, and he’s all over the radio obviously, because he’s a bloke and he’s got some amazing tunes.

‘Padam’ should have been on there from the beginning and it’s just a reflection on Radio 1.’

It comes after Padam Padam songwriter Lostboy, aka Pete Rycroft, branded British radio ‘ageist’ and claims the megahit could have been bigger with more radio support

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