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Meet Odunlade Adekola’s Brother, Who Steals The Show With His Funny Dance

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At a recent event, the spotlight shifted momentarily from Nollywood superstar Odunlade Adekola to his equally charming brother, who stole the show with his hilarious dance moves and striking resemblance to actor Niyi Johnson. The audience was captivated by this talented individual, who not only shares a similar appearance to his famous brother but also possesses an innate ability to entertain and engage with his witty conversations.

Odunlade Adekola’s brother showcased his extraordinary dance skills, effortlessly commanding the attention of everyone present. His funny and entertaining moves brought laughter and joy to the atmosphere, proving that talent runs in the family. The crowd couldn’t help but be charmed by his infectious energy and infectious sense of humor.

Furthermore, the brother’s speaking style closely resembles that of Niyi Johnson, another well-known actor in the Nigerian film industry. His mannerisms and way of expressing himself reflect a striking resemblance, further igniting intrigue and interest among the audience.

While Odunlade Adekola has long been celebrated for his acting prowess, his brother’s emergence as a talented dancer and conversationalist adds a new dimension to the family’s artistic abilities. The public can’t help but anticipate future appearances and performances by this captivating individual.

In conclusion, Odunlade Adekola’s handsome brother impressed the crowd with his funny dance moves and a speaking style reminiscent of Niyi Johnson. With his charming personality and undeniable talent, he effortlessly stole the show, leaving a lasting impression on the audience. As his star continues to rise, audiences eagerly anticipate future glimpses of his remarkable skills and the possibility of further contributions to the Nigerian entertainment industry.

Glamorous poker player who suffered repeated wardrobe malfunctions makes cheeky joke about her boobs

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A GLAMOROUS poker player who went viral after appearing to suffer repeated wardrobe malfunctions has made a cheeky joke about her breasts.

The social media star, known professionally as Sashimi, became popular overnight last year after her stunt during a poker game.

Sashimi deliberately pulled this stunt as she donned prosthetic breasts
Online viewers could not believe what they were seeing during this live-stream poker game
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The glamorous poker star had another joke for fans regarding her breasts[/caption]

The Japanese player captured online viewers’ attention when her boobs repeatedly spilled out from her dress a poker game.

But Sashimi later revealed the whole thing was an ingenious stunt to distract her opponents.

Now months on from the incident the poker ace has made a funny reference to her audacious tactic.

She took to her Instagram to pose during her latest match while holding a pair of jacks.

With her bulging t-shirt in sight, she captions the photo “I have big pair” with two thumbs up emojis.

Sashimi, whose real name is Yuuki Kaida, has seen her following grow since December’s viral stunt.

She donned a prosthetic body suit with large fake boobs as she looked to psyche out her opponents over the poker table.

Online viewers then could not help but notice as her fake breasts repeatedly tumbled out of her black outfit.

She later posted a pun-filled apology after her prank caught public attention.

Sashimi wrote: “I’m sorry for my little slip up last week. It’s easy to lose track of what’s going on when you are just hanging out.

“I promise to nip that behaviour in the bud. And I will keep you all abreast of future wardrobe choices. Thank you.”

She now has 19,000 subscribers to her channel on YouTube and 45,000 more on Instagram.

True Blood is utterly insane and unthinkably funny 15 years on

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Let me start by making one thing clear: I didn’t watch True Blood—HBO’s infamous fanged fantasia—when it premiered 15 years ago. I wasn’t allowed to. I was 13 at the time, and my mom immediately determined that the series, which was marketed as a no-holds-barred, blood-soaked sex romp, would be a little out of my newly teenage comfort zone. (She was right, of course, though I railed against her ruling at the time.) The long stares, breathless love triangles, and chaste sparkle of Twilight—which debuted just two months later—were safer, if slightly less seductive, pastures. Then the show supposedly “got bad” in its later seasons (more on that later), the vampire boom came and went, and I, like the rest of the world, happily traded stakes for swords and dragons thinking I’d never look back.

First, a little refresher for any former fang bangers (a real phrase in the show that gets tossed about not infrequently) or vampire-blood virgins out there. True Blood—created by Six Feet Under’s Alan Ball and adapted from Charlaine Harris’ The Southern Vampire Mysteries novels—centered on a version of our world in which vampires had “come out of the coffin” (also a real, in-universe phrase, as well as a ham-fisted allegory) and assimilated into human society.

This is all thanks to the advent of a synthetic blood substitute called Tru Blood that, at least in theory, replaced the need to go Nosferatu on every poor soul that happened to wander into the vamp’s path. Our protagonist, Sookie Stackhouse (a wide-eyed and mediocre-accented Anna Paquin), starts the series as a telepathic waitress who can’t seem to escape the grotesque thoughts of her coworkers and customers … except one. He’s a vampire. And his name is … Bill. (Or “Vampire Bill,” as my roommate and I exclusively and gleefully referred to him.)

Alexander Skarsgård in True Blood
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That’s kind of all you need to know to dive into the gift that is True Blood. A lot more happens. Like, an unbelievable amount of a lot, all of which is pure, glorious nonsense. But while legacy conversations about the show often hold that it devolved in later seasons into an over-saturated mess of werewolves, faeries, Starlight-esque energy magic, and nude shots of Alexander Skarsgård, the truth is that it was always kind of an unmitigated, Riverdale-esque disaster.

People just took the series way, way too seriously for some reason—even our own site’s gradings of season one’s episodes averaged out at a “C” back in the day. Now, though, divorced from the sheen and standard of a Sunday HBO time slot, we can peel back the curtain and see the show for what it truly is: an utterly insane, unthinkably funny snapshot of life in the late-2000s, unrivaled even by shows like Pen15, for which this is the entire raison d’être in the first place.

Other than watching in 2020 (and thinking about it at least once a month since then), I did about six minutes of research to find examples for this article. This isn’t because I was trying to get out of doing my job or didn’t want to bask in the chaos of revisiting Fangtasia (the vampire bar) or Merlotte’s (the human bar)—I very much did. It’s because True Blood is so chock-full of scream-laugh-inducing gags that something worth noting presented itself in just about every video on even just the first page of a YouTube search for “True Blood scenes.” Seriously. Here’s a list of some personal favorites from that very short odyssey, presented in no particular order:

True Blood – Episode 9 – Bill Plays the Wii

-In Fangtasia, a patron gets her hot pink Razr flip-phone smashed for deigning to take a photo of vampire king Eric Northman (Skarsgård) and his fuck-ass bob.
-That very same ancient killing machine is later deemed “Mr. Rude” by newly minted teen vamp Jessica, as she pouts against a door adorned with a poster that just says “Techno Blast Music.”
-Vampire Bill listens to “Tuvan throat singing” on his sedan stereo and offers curious cops cans of Original Citrus Fresca when they enter his home. (The guy really just loves to give people Fresca for some reason.)
-A season-long mystery is solved in incredibly dramatic fashion by finding a suspicious cassette case hidden amongst a box of VHS tapes.
-Everyone’s attempt at a Southern accent is god-awful throughout the show’s entire seven-season run.
-Two vampires size each other up over a game of Wii golf! Seriously! (See the video above.)

That’s just a taste. And it all rules, plain and simple.

Sure, this isn’t Succession. It may not even hold up to modern supernatural bonanzas like Riverdale or vampiric shows of either the silly (What We Do In The Shadows) or sexy (Interview With The Vampire) variety in the future. But if you’re in search of sheer, unbridled entertainment? True Blood still delivers a nasty bite.

Chelsea legend makes joke at struggling club as he says ‘they need to bring us back’ following legends’ match

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JOHN OBI MIKEL has joked that Chelsea need to “bring back” some of the club’s retired stars.

The Blues have been struggling in the Premier League over the last year while also going through three managers.

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John Obi Mikel has joked that Chelsea needs to bring back the club’s legends to play[/caption]

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But he did insist that Chelsea will be fine[/caption]

Club co-owner Todd Boehly sacked Thomas Tuchel and Graham Potter before handing the job to Frank Lampard on an interim basis for the run-in of last season.

In the summer, Mauricio Pochettino was appointed manager and while there have been signs of improvement, the team has still struggled to perform.

This is despite an enormous amount of investment into the playing staff at the club, with Chelsea forking out almost £1billion on new players.

The club’s poor form has now seen Mikel, 36, have a joke at his former employer’s expense.

The retired midfielder was asked about the club’s situation following a Chelsea legends match against Bayern Munich.

As per Hayters TV, he joked: “They need to bring us back, I’m joking.

However, the former Chelsea star did then insist that the club would be fine as long as the players “gel together”.

The Nigerian added: “They are fine, they will be fine. I think the club is obviously going through a massive transition.

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“So we need to give them time. There are a lot of good, fantastic young players.

“We need to give them time, we need to make sure they get time to work on the training ground and start to gel together as a team.

“Once we could be able to that, I think we will be back competing again, but it is going to take us a bit of time.”

During the Legends match there was a shock inclusion for Sam Hutchinson despite him only making five appearances for Chelsea.

John Terry also made an emotional tribute to Gianluca Vialli after he scored.

Mikel joined Chelsea from Norwegian side Lyn in 2006 – going on to win two Premier League titles, three FA Cups, a League Cup, Champions League and Europa League with the Blues.

‘Should I laugh or cry?’: Man discovers he’s won $2.5m on lotto

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The Victorian man who won $2.5 million in last Saturday’s TattsLotto draw said he didn’t know whether to “laugh or cry” on hearing the news.

It was days before the resident of Broadford, in central Victoria, discovered his newfound fortune because the division one winning entry was unregistered.

This meant officials from The Lott had to wait for him to check his ticket and come forward.

He was overjoyed when they called him to confirm his windfall.

“I don’t know what to do though. I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry,” he said.

“We play most weeks and I’ve always gone with the philosophy that you have to be in it to win it. “

“You never really expect it to happen though.”

He said his priorities now were putting his feet up by retiring early and using some of the winnings to help his children pay off their mortgages.

“I’m going to retire straight away, I think. I’ve had a good working life, but this has just made it that much easier to pull back and enjoy the rest of my life in a more relaxed manner,” he said.

“I’ll also pay off my kids’ mortgages. It’s tough out there at the moment and I can’t wait to be able to help them get ahead and prepare for the future.”

The man was one of the eight division one winning entries in Saturday Lotto draw 4395 on September 2. Each division one winning entry pocketed $2.5 million.

His division one winning entry was purchased at Broadford Newsagency in Broadford.

The odds of winning division one are more than 8.145 million to one.

If you need help you can call the National Gambling Helpline on 1800 858 858.