USA har i årevis haft objekter fra det ydre rum i sin varetægt, og de prøver at lænse dem for teknologi. Det påstår en centralt placeret whistleblower med et pletfrit omdømme. Men det er langt fra det vildeste i afsløringen om mystiske himmellegemer. For er den seneste ufo-afsløring sand, lever hele verden på en løgn.
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30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)
You definitely don’t have to be a comedic genius to use social media. Plenty of us simply want to share cute photos of our pets and the elaborate dinners we’re proud of preparing. But if you want to rack up over 3 million followers on Facebook, you better be famous or hilarious.
One account which has managed to gain an impressive amount of followers through its funny and witty content is the beloved Xavier. A simple photo of a man with a mustache and countless clever remarks is apparently a recipe for success online. Below, you’ll find some of our favorite recent posts from Xavier, so enjoy scrolling through and be sure to upvote the ones that make you chuckle.
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The Xavier pages are an extremely simple yet lovable concept. And because we’re such big fans of these accounts at Bored Panda, this isn’t the first time we’ve featured them. Lucky for us, we were previously able to get in touch with the team behind Xavier to hear more about how the account started and what it’s been like seeing it grow so large. Now that Xavier’s Facebook page has over 3.2 million followers, there have been plenty of copycat accounts popping up. But the creator doesn’t mind, as long as the accounts aren’t posting harmful or offensive content.
“I want my memes to be clean and simple, and I don’t want myself to be associated with someone who objectifies people on the basis of color, gender, and sexual preferences,” the founder shared. “When I created the page, I was expecting 50K followers in a month which is a very good figure in itself, but by the grace of God, the page reached around 350K followers in the first month itself. Everyone loved to see Xavier’s viewpoint on things.”
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As an expert in creating a successful social media presence, the founder of Xavier also shared some of their top tips for anyone else looking to grow their following online. “I would like to give one piece of advice to everyone who wants to stand out on social media: just be real.”
“Don’t worry about likes or followers, just have a motive of bringing a positive change in the world and bringing joy to other people’s lives,” the creator continued. “Giving is all we are supposed to do.” And as far as technical advice, he says to “work on SMO [social media optimization], develop design skills, learn about psychology, etc.”
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While the Xavier page has brought smiles to millions of people around the world, it actually began when the creator was disappointed after not being offered employment from their college. “One day I was sitting alone and thought of a character which would hit the hearts of millions of people, so I put all my thoughts into it and decided on ‘Xavier’—a middle-aged Indian man with a mustache, who you would least expect to say witty things, with whom people would empathize,” they previously shared with Bored Panda.
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“So there I was, changed my name legally, got myself plastic surgery to look like my imagination,” the founder of Xavier joked to Bored Panda. They went on to share that the purpose of Xavier is more than fame or money (which they’re not getting any of anyway, they noted). Their goal is simply to bring smiles to people around the world. “I get many messages on how my memes make people happy, which is my biggest motivation to carry on despite being broke and put all my focus into bringing joy and happiness in their lives,” they shared.
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The creator of Xavier also shared how grateful they are for their accounts having so much success. “I would like to thank Asif, who’s one of the kindest and sweetest people on the Earth,” they previously shared. “And thanks for believing in me always and helping me out with everything. One more mention I would like to make is ‘SkyWolf’ who is my own alter ego, who pushed me to be stronger and believe in myself.”
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While catfishing on social media is generally frowned upon, in the case of Xavier, we’ll let it slide. He’s not harming anyone, just sharing funny replies and posts that everyone can enjoy. Perhaps we could all benefit from channeling our own inner Xaviers on social media. Rather than trying to edit photos and curate our lives to appear perfect and unattainable, we might want to embrace the messiness of our lives and share clever, silly responses to other people’s posts. We aren’t likely to gain as many followers as Xavier, but as long as we’re having fun, that’s all that matters!
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One of the best things about Xavier’s content is that it’s not offensive. There’s so much negativity online, through the news and social media, that sometimes it’s refreshing to find hilarious content that’s not going to hurt anyone’s feelings. While he sometimes shares sarcastic jokes, Xavier is all about making people laugh. He doesn’t have to cross any lines to make funny jokes, he simply puts a fresh spin on memes or shares his hilarious takes on trends online. Nothing but good, wholesome laughs here!
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If you’re a fan of Xavier’s Facebook page, be sure to check out @xavierkomedy on Instagram as well! There’s even a “We are Xavier” Facebook group dedicated to sharing hilarious memes and following Xavier’s wild adventures. So if you’d like to see more of the founder’s hilarious content than what’s simply shared on Facebook, this might be the perfect community for you to join. It’s full of laughs and good times, what’s not to love?
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We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious posts and replies from Xavier, pandas. While he might not be a real person, the joy his comedy brings us certainly is real. Keep upvoting your favorite pics, and let us know in the comments below which Xavier replies you found most clever. Then, if you’re looking for even more of this sassy and silly content, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article featuring Xavier right here!
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We’ve all seen TV shows that start like this – just not as funny
Comedian, actor and ‘Room Next Door man’ Michael Spicer has metaphorically bottled the essence of a certain genre of British TV show, and we defy the heads of programming to show us the lie.
“I’ve also been abroad doing lots of expensive things that you could never afford to do.”
YouTube users were all over it.
I’d absolutely watch a series of this. Needs more condescending interactions with locals, though. Can that be arranged?
Dr James Alsop
You “travel around again” so us poor plebs won’t have to. We thank you for your service.
HG82met
This is exactly why I don’t watch television anymore, instead I watch your videos showing me what I have not missed. Absolutely brilliant, and spot on.
Sandra Holmes
As a foreigner that has watched a lot of BBC: This is accurate.
ClothesCat
Michael Portillo has been really quiet ever since this came out.
Finn Lawrence-Knight
Michael (Spicer, not Portillo) posted the sketch on Twitter, where it’s had well over a million views in two days – not to mention a lot of very positive feedback.
This is characteristically brilliant stuff from Michael. Bit that really tickled me: “Tree”… https://t.co/xzYYWzsOpB
— Dan Howdle (@DanHowdle) March 12, 2023
Amusing. But I would most definitely watch this series if @MrMichaelSpicer were writing/presenting it. https://t.co/FvBEIQ1tiz
— Mark Northfield
#European #FBPA (@MarkNorthfield) March 11, 2023
I’m here for how you said ‘tapestry’
— Katie Khan
(@katie_khan) March 11, 2023
Could you at least OCCASIONALLY post something shit so we don’t all feel inadequate. Much obliged.
— Jason (@NickMotown) March 12, 2023
This is so on-the-nose, it could be a pair of specs. Bravo. https://t.co/7p7ErWtzQd
— Prof Neil Martin (@ThatNeilMartin) March 11, 2023
Oh my god. ART https://t.co/yVd01eTvoO
— Dr. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) March 11, 2023
This is another perfect thing from Michael Spicer. https://t.co/46NSmSeDKW
— Tea, Books, and Music (@rudetuesday) March 11, 2023
This sounds about right.
The absolute SHADE you’re throwing here… I love it.
After Antiques Roadshow on Sunday, is it?
— activist blob bee
(@soapachu) March 11, 2023
Yes and every hour, every day on a dozen channels for over twenty years too.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) March 11, 2023
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Michael Spicer’s homage to 1970s public information films is exactly as unhinged as the real ones
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“She is crazy, always COPYING Katrina and Deepika”: Netizens troll Alia Bhatt as she comes to pick Ranbir Kapoor at Mumbai airport after he returned from fashin show – IBTimes India
Bollywood couple Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt often make heads turn with their mushy PDA. Alia has always been vocal about her fondness and love of Ranbir even before she was married to him. However, rumours were rife that all is not well between Alia and Ranbir, eve since Alia didn’t attend Neetu Kapoor’s birthday bash in London, it was Ranbir Kapoor who jetted off to London to pay a surprise visit to his mommy dearest. Alia’s absence raised eyebrows. However, during Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahani’s screening, Alia and Ranbir twinned in similar outfits.
Alia Bhatt gives a surprise visit to Ranbir Kapoor at the airport
Recently, actor Ranbir Kapoor was in New Delhi on Friday to walk the ramp for designer Kunal Rawal. As he returned to Mumbai later in the night, Alia Bhatt paid a surprise visit at the airport. Although Alia didn’t leave the car and waited for Ranbir to see her, the paparazzi saw Alia waiting and also captured how Ranbir and Alia greeted each other.
Netizens slam Alia Bhatt
A user wrote, “That’s love”.
While another one wrote, “Real couple”.
The third one mentioned, “She is crazy for him…but he doesn’t love her by heart….he was her childhood crush and she was mad for him….she used her father to separate him from Deepika n Katrina and married him….”
A section of fans also accused her of copying Vicky and Katrina as well as Deepika and Ranveer.
Meanwhile, Ranbir looked dapper in a blue co-ord set as he walked towards Alia Bhatt.
Mom’s hilarious note excuses daughter for Taylor Swift show
“I hope missing school doesn’t ruin her otherwise stellar Reputation,” Texas mom Karen Vladeck said in the email excusing her daughter from class.