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PK Subban Made A Lizzo Weight Joke On Air: Reactions
During her time in the spotlight, Lizzo, unfortunately, has dealt with body shaming, whether from Kanye West or Aries Spears or Twitter trolls. Now, another name can be added to that list: PK Subban, a recently retired NHL all-star who’s currently a hockey analyst with ESPN.
During a recent broadcast (as The Huffington Post notes), Subban and his co-hosts were discussing the the NHL’s ongoing Stanley Cup Playoffs, specifically the Toronto Maple Leafs’ recent home loss to the Florida Panthers. John Buccigross said the Leafs should “pack a lunch” in preparation for the next game, and Subban replied, “Maybe they need to pack a Lizzo-sized lunch.”
“Lizzo sized lunch”😭😭😭
P.K. SUBBAN IS WILD💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/VgqOQ0eXMd
— KuttaBanda (@dreamzz_kidd) May 3, 2023
Subban has yet to offer a public comment about what he said, but he did take to Twitter to explain the meaning of all the lunch talk, writing, “Pack a lunch… lock in! Be ready to compete! Bring work boots! Expect that they are going to try and outwork you in hard areas!”
Pack a lunch… lock in! Be ready to compete! Bring work boots! Expect that they are going to try and outwork you in hard areas! https://t.co/ontSKg0pfR pic.twitter.com/ArVioCqc2c
— P.K. Subban (@PKSubban1) May 3, 2023
Naturally, people didn’t care for Subban’s Lizzo joke. One Twitter user wrote, “My dad on Subban’s Lizzo comment last night. ‘Subban took cheap shots all through his hockey career. Why did anyone think he’d stop after he retired?’” Another said, “‘Maybe they need to pack a lizzo sized lunch.’ PK Subban. F*ck you, PK. Black women aren’t a punchline for you.”
My dad on Subban’s Lizzo comment last night.
“Subban took cheap shots all through his hockey career. Why did anyone think he’d stop after he retired?”
— Stefen Rosner (@stefen_rosner) May 3, 2023
“Maybe they need to pack a lizzo sized lunch.” PK Subban. Fuck you, PK. Black women aren’t a punchline for you.
— cursed maple leafs fan (theythem/hehim) (@Wesoninternet) May 3, 2023
Check out some more reactions below.
The disgusting people enjoying PK Subban’s comment about Lizzo are exactly WHY he should have kept his mouth shut.
I’ve been a PK fan and supporter from day one – but his recent comments on Pride and now this? I don’t see him the same way anymore. This is not okay. pic.twitter.com/1Y2lqow49G
— Shannon S. (@MizShannonS) May 3, 2023
“Lizzo sized lunch”.
Gross comment by PK Subban @espn
NHL growing the game for women:
– Biz saying women only watch hockey for attractive men
– Phil Esposito calling a Leafs fan (a woman) fat while on-air.
– PK Subban fat-shaming Lizzo
But Jack Edwards is still flamed for his comments about Pat Maroon. Give me a break.
— Lauren (@BOSBruinsHC) May 3, 2023
Just want to watch hockey without some panelists making a dig at women. First it was biz saying women only watch hockey for the men & now pk Subban saying a Lizzo size lunch. Ugh
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12 Vet Signs Making People Do A Double Take In Laughter
Anyone with an animal knows that going to the vet is never a fun experience.
From ‘kitty’s first shots’, to ‘this dog ate a whole casserole’, and everything in between, there is really no fun reason to bring your pet to the vet.
One vet clinic in Carroll County, Maryland, realized that fact and wanted to try to do something to brighten people’s day.
The clinic decided to use their front sign to cheer people up a little bit with a few cute jokes.
Shortly after they started this trend, they quickly realized how much people liked the funny signs.
Customers would bring them up immediately upon entering, how that day’s sign had actually made them laugh out loud for the first time in a while.
They also had people pulling into their parking lot and coming inside just to tell them that the sign brought a smile to their faces.
Soon, the funny signs started making their way to the internet and that’s when things really took off.
Some of the clinic’s signs had made their way onto various websites and even a local news station had decided to cover the signs.
Other businesses in the area also started adding fun jokes and quotes onto their signs, but none were as funny/silly as the Carroll County vet clinic.
They even share them on their social media pages.
Although they are a vet clinic, their funny jokes go beyond the animal kingdom.
From daily chores and things that everyone relates to, to funny little sayings that make you think.
They have some about getting older that are hilariously spot on.
Let’s face it, the sign below pretty much nails a lot of our “laundry” routines.
The staff at the clinic realize that a lot of the time, a visit to the vet probably isn’t anyone’s idea of a good day.
However, if they can even marginally brighten up someone’s day, give them even a hint of a smile, the staff will do anything in their power to make that happen.
And their signs do just that.
Every member of the vet clinic staff is passionate about helping animals.
Though their witty front signs may have people laughing, the workers do not take their jobs as a joke.
The care and safety of their animal patients are always the first priority.
Some people think that working in a vet clinic is just about playing with cute animals all day.
This is not the case, some of these animals need serious care and help, and it can be a traumatic event for the staff as well as the animals and their owners.
These staffers need something to make them laugh at the end of the day just like everyone else, and all they have to do is look out the front door.
Aren’t these signs clever and hilarious?
Please SHARE this with your friends and family.
Megan Bennett is a contributor at SBLY Media.
Sort stork på dansk visit: – Det ville være fuldstændigt crazy, hvis den slår sig ned
– Det er sindssygt sjældent, siger Jesper Leegaard.
Han er ekspert i sorte storke og blev selv noget overrasket, da han så billederne af en stork, der gik sammen med storken Kjeld fra en rede i Bækmarksbro.
– Det er helt sikkert en sort stork, som Kjeld har besøg af. Det er formentlig en ung hunstork, for det virker til, at Kjeld acceptere at den er der, siger Jesper Leegaard.
Muligvis en hunstork
Det mest sandsynlige er dog, at den sorte hunstork er på midlertidigt besøg i Danmark fra Tyskland.
I vores naboland mod syd bor omkring ni sorte storkepar – men i Danmark har der ikke været et par af dén storkeart siden 1952, fortæller eksperten.
– Derfor ville det være fuldstændig crazy, hvis den slog sig ned her, siger Jesper Leegaard.
Det ville være fuldstændig crazy, hvis den slog sig ned
Jesper Leegaard, storkeekspert
Selvom det formentlig er en hunstork, så er det yderst usandsynligt, at hun kan blive Kjelds nye kæreste.
Den hvide stork og den sorte stork er nemlig to forskellige arter, som kan sammenlignes med en hest og et æsel.
– Der er set ét eksempel på, at en hvid og sort stork har parret sig og fået afkom, fortæller Jesper Leegaard, som dog påpeger at afkommet sandsynligvis ville blive sterilt.
Savner selskab
Den sorte stork lever i skove, og er historisk set været en fugl, som har “bragt uheld”, fortæller storkeeksperten.
– Det har været en fugl, man har holdt sig fra, og det er også en meget sky art, som lever i uforstyrret skov. Det skal helst være sumpskove, hvor de finder føde i bække og skovsøer, modsat Kjeld, som søger føde på land, fortæller han.
Derfor er det meget usædvanligt, at en sort stork har fundet vej til Bækmarksbro.
Besøget bliver formentlig også kort, mener Jesper Leegaard.
– De to arter er tæt på hinanden. Det mest sandsynlige er, at den er her for at søge en anden storks selskab, for der er ikke andre sorte storke i landet, og der er jo også langt til den næste hvide stork for Kjeld, siger Jesper Leegaard.
Watch: A herd of “Karens” stampede out of comedy club after comedian’s hilarious Dylan Mulvaney joke
Stop me if you heard this one before. A group of fat women walk into a comedy club, and it turns out they don’t have a sense of humor. They stampede out of the show … but not before scarfing down their french fries. No, it’s not a joke. It really happened to comedian Chrissie Mayr.
The joke was about TikTok ingénue and titface performer Dylan Mulvaney. Dylan has been in the news after she/her inadvertently destroyed Bud Light in the eyes of America.
It’s the long awaited TRANS JOKE walk out moment from my show in Dallas last week!!
Enjoy! 🐘🐘🐘 pic.twitter.com/WgiMSZrmZC
— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) May 11, 2023
Why has it been a year of girlhood and still no t*ts? That’s day one, okay? If I’m transitioning to a dude, day one I’m getting a c*ck and I’m getting the biggest one you can find. Like go into the back room, get me something black.
Fair point. If it’s me and I’m going through surgery, I’m getting the boobs first instead of a facelift.
Mayr told a funny. Everyone laughed since, like, you know, it was a comedy club. Though the heard of Karens were upset over Dylan being misgendered.
You see, while Dylan identifies as a girl now and that makes her a girl in the eyes of the AP Styleguide and the Democrat Party platform, Dylan was born a dude. There are still people living in America who believe if you are born a dude… that makes you a dude. I know, right? Even still in 2023.
Mayr did her best to find common ground with the angry broads in attendance.
No, it’s all good. We can all have different beliefs, it’s okay. Some of us can believe in reality and some of us can’t.
The Karens then scarfed down what was left of their French fries and stomped off. My source at the club could not confirm if they were Disco Fries or not. Though when you see the size of the ladies, one could be led to believe their blood type was gravy.
The best part? The Karens ackshually DEMANDED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER! Way to live the gimmick!
Just FYI these “women” went straight to management to complain and then proceeded to stampede (knock over) my merch table
This is the conflict when it comes to comedy and Leftists. It’s just not compatible. @AdamCarollaShow @ScottAdamsSays @jimmy_dore @joerogan @rickygervais… https://t.co/0nAld1L0qg
— Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 (@ChrissieMayr) May 11, 2023
This is not the first time someone has stormed out of a comedy show over a comedian telling jokes. I would love for someone to interview these people afterward sometime. Did they not know what the word “comedy” means? Inquiring minds would like to know.
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