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Laura Woods fights back tears of laughter after caller’s ‘kinky’ comment about wife in hilarious Leeds rant on talkSPORT

May 20, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

LAURA WOODS struggled to hold back tears as a Leeds fan embarked on an epic rant on talkSPORT over the potential appointment of Sam Allardyce.

A report emerged earlier that the Elland Road club “have sacked Javi Gracia” after just 11 matches in charge and are set to hire Big Sam to try and save them.

Twitter@talkSPORT

Laura Woods was left in stitches after an epic rant by a Leeds fan on talkSPORT[/caption]

“I’m sick of being a Leeds fan!” 😡😓

“What’s the point in getting Sam Allardyce? These clowns may as well sell the club.”

This #LUFC fan demands the club has a complete reset and gets new ownership. 😱 pic.twitter.com/921t761Ftd

— talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) May 2, 2023

The Spaniard replaced Jesse Marsch in the dug-out in February but he has won just three of his 11 matches in charge.

Sunday’s 4-1 defeat at Bournemouth was the club’s five-straight loss and only goal difference separates them from 18th-placed Nottingham Forest.

Now owner Andrea Radrizzani, who told a fan that he is “responsible for this s***” after Leeds suffered a fifth-straight defeat, will pull the trigger with just four games left to save their Premier League status.

We revealed last night that Allarduce was a shock candidate to take over.

Relegation specialist Big Sam, 68, has been out of management for two years after last working at West Brom.

The former England boss has worked for several Premier League clubs over an illustrious career, including Bolton and West Ham, and has a reputation for swooping in to save clubs from the drop.

Although his last rescue attempt, when he arrived at West Brom midway through the 2020-21 season saw the club relegated to the Championship.

And one fan reacted to the news by launching a stunning rant live on talkSPORT.

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They began by saying: “Well I’ve stopped crying anyway.”

That instantly sent Arsenal fan Woods and co-host Ally McCoist into hysterics.

They continued: “Sam Allardyce, what’s the point? Four games left, paying somebody a load of money just on a hope and a prayer that we’re going to get a result at West Ham.

“These clowns! Radz, should just sell the club now, let’s get the [San Francisco] 49ers in, spend the money on a proper manager, instead of these sausages.”

He then went on to blast “sicknote” striker Patrick Bamford for his glaring miss against Leicester last week, saying: “He looked like Peter Crouch had shrunk in the wash and tripped over his shoe-laces.”

The laughter continued to fill the studio as Woods and McCoist struggled to hold back, and it got even harder towards the end of the call.

The fan added: “I get kinky time off my wife when Leeds get a result. I haven’t been to second base in months.”

And that sparked even more laughter from the hosts as they struggled to get any words out as the fan finished by demanding that the club should “start from scratch”.

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Woke Country Artist Takes Jab at Tucker Carlson, But She’s Not the One Getting the Last Laugh

May 19, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

“Woke,” B-list country singer Maren Morris took a dig at Tucker Carlson as she accepted a GLAAD award over the weekend that received a great deal of applause from the crowd at that show.

But Carlson will have the last laugh, given the facts he is more impactful on the culture, wealthy beyond her dreams, and people actually know his name.

If you don’t know who Morris is, you certainly shouldn’t feel left out. I had never heard of her before she dangled her own child in front of the LGBT mafia and postured herself as a civil rights icon in March.

The singer positioned herself against a Tennessee law that bars perverse adults from corrupting kids at drag shows.

“Yes, I introduced my son to some drag queens today,” Morris said at a concert, Entertainment Weekly reported. “So, Tennessee, f***ing arrest me.”

Morris hasn’t had a great deal of success on the charts, so that statement was her introduction to many, many people.

She did receive a bit of clout last fall after Carlson called her a “lunatic” on his show when the singer tried to send a mob after country singer Jason Aldean and his wife Brittany.

Brittany Aldean had posted a video in which she said she was grateful to have been allowed to grow up as a woman and not offered a gender transition during her “tomboy” phase — which drew the ire of Morris.

In any event, Morris is now wearing Carlson’s mockery of her as a badge of honor in lieu of music accolades.

She raised a significant sum of money off of him calling her a loon, Deadline reported.

“Maybe I felt a little bad*** taking Tucker Carlson’s calling me a lunatic for standing up to transphobia, turning it into a T-shirt and raising $150,000 for LGBTQ+ charities,” she said at the GLAAD awards on Saturday before she took a shot at Carlson over his ouster at Fox News.

She added, “That made me feel a little cool… But I don’t want to gloat, I would never insult the recently unemployed.”

WARNING: The following video contains vulgar language that some viewers may find offensive.

.@MarenMorris has a thing or two to say about Tucker Carlson’s attacks on her. #GLAADawards pic.twitter.com/0B0u9sCAZ3

— GLAAD (@glaad) May 14, 2023

Fox News has certainly pleased the lunatics by canceling Carlson.

GLADD of course posted Morris’ comment on Twitter, which led to obvious questions such as, “Who is this person on my screen?”

One person who came across the tweet commented, “I had no idea who Marren Morris was before coming across this tweet linked from a news article, but I’m willing to bet Tucker still makes more money than her with just compounding interest in his bank account alone. Also, people know who Tucker is.”

I had no idea who Marren Morris was before coming across this tweet linked from a news article, but I’m willing to bet Tucker still makes more money than her with just compounding interest in his bank account alone. Also, people know who Tucker is. 🤷‍♂️😂

— Michael Hodges (@hodgiecodo) May 15, 2023

One of the few upsides of social media is it allows normal people to elevate their voices and opinions.

The above tweet perfectly summarizes Morris and her role in the culture.

In the coming years, the singer will be remanded back to “woke” country music obscurity — and that’s if she’s lucky. She could end up broke.

But Morris will most likely look back at 2023 as the climax of her career — which isn’t saying a great deal.

Carlson, meanwhile, has driven news cycles for years and will continue to do so if he chooses.

His tweets alone are viewed by millions upon millions of people.

He is as in demand as ever and is currently being paid tens of millions of dollars to do absolutely nothing after leaving a show that endeared him to millions.

The former Fox News host could choose to retire and this very moment and if he did, he will have ended a career that towers over those of his peers and detractors alike.

Morris could retire from making really bad music and she would be forgotten by Friday.

The post Woke Country Artist Takes Jab at Tucker Carlson, But She’s Not the One Getting the Last Laugh appeared first on The Western Journal.

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I ordered a vegan in-flight meal — what I got was a ‘joke’

May 19, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

She’s not motivated by this vegan meal.

A motivational speaker has furiously slammed KLM Dutch Airlines for her lackluster vegan meal during her six-hour flight from Accra, Ghana to London, claiming she only received fruit and nuts for the entire 4,500-mile-long journey.

Juanita Headley called the meal a “joke,” saying she was only given pineapple pieces, a tangerine and a handful of nuts as the airline’s in-flight meal. For the second service, she said she was presented with a cold vegan wrap, a banana and an additional bowl of nuts.

“Thank God I don’t have a nut allergy or I would have been on fruit rations,” the irate London resident told JamPress.

“In this day and age where veganism isn’t a new phenomena it is unacceptable that a six-hour long-haul flight don’t carry a few extra meals for situations like this,” she added.

Headley said at the very least, the airline should make sure the vegetarian option is also vegan.

“That would make life very simple for crew and passengers,” she pointed out.

The Post has contacted KLM for comment.

The weary traveler uploaded snaps of the food online, which left her fellow vegans fuming over the lack of food.

In 2023 that’s simply outrageous,” one shocked user wrote.

“Sorry you’ve had this experience, I’ve had similar but in 2014 and ever since I’ve always carried food just in case,” another added, with someone else described the entire meal as an “afterthought.”

“How difficult is it to have an alpro yogurt, tomato, broccoli and vegan cheese pasta?” one user raged. “Basic stuff.”

Others were less sympathetic, telling the woman she should just bring her own food.

“I reckon you’ll survive six hours,” they snarked.

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Taylor Swift can’t hide her smile as she leaves studio session with Matty Healy   | Daily Mail Online

May 19, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Matty Healy is the lead singer of British band The 1975, who, as well as having battled heroin addiction, was expelled from school for fighting, smokes fat joints in interviews and is generally better known for sex and drugs than rock and roll.

Healy has a unique take on being famous, having grown up the child of famous — now divorced — parents.

His father Tim Healy is best known for his role in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and his mother Denise Welch was famous when he was growing up for her role in Soldier Soldier.

She even had a (brief) singing career, releasing a single which nearly made the top 20. In 1997, she was cast in Coronation Street and the family moved from Northumberland to Manchester.

By this point, Welch was suffering from depression, and medicating with alcohol and drugs, although she has been clean for some time.

Healy met his The 1975 bandmates – Adam Hann, Ross MacDonald, and George Daniel – at Wilmslow High School in Cheshire, where they were all ‘misfits’.

DailyMail.com is taking a deep dive into the life of Taylor Swift’s rumored new beau Matty Healy; the pair seen in 2015

Bad boy: Healy is the lead singer of British band The 1975, who, as well as having battled heroin addiction, was expelled from school for fighting, smokes fat joints in interviews and is generally better known for sex and drugs than rock and roll

They used to rehearse at Healy’s house — which was teeming with famous people, including Ringo Starr, Mark Knopfler, Rick Wakeman and AC/DC’s Brian Johnson (who happens to be his godfather).

He told an interviewer: ‘I’d be playing on a guitar in the house, not knowing it was the one from [Dire Straits’] Romeo And Juliet.’

One night, after hearing him play, prog rock legend Rick Wakeman pulled him to one side and told him he had ‘it’.

His father Tim told him once: ‘Music is in your bones. You’re the reincarnation of John Lennon. It’s in you.’

Despite the backing of his parents, the band struggled to get signed by a label.

Healy even toyed with an acting career, making a cameo in the BBC school drama Waterloo Road, in which his mother also starred.

The band released four EPs before releasing their debut self-titled album The 1975 in 2013, which topped the UK Albums Chart.

Following this success, they released four subsequent albums, have won four Brit awards and played Glastonbury three times.

He missed his mother’s wedding to artist Lincoln Townley in 2013 because the band were supporting the Rolling Stones on tour.

Famous parents: His father Tim Healy is best known for his role in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and his mother Denise Welch was famous when he was growing up for her role in Soldier Soldier; the family seen in 1995

Band: Healy met his The 1975 bandmates – Adam Hann, Ross MacDonald, and George Daniel – at Wilmslow High School in Cheshire, where they were all ‘misfits’; seen in March 2023

Success: The band released four EPs before releasing their debut self-titled album The 1975 in 2013, which topped the UK Albums Chart; seen in 2017 

By the time he was 25, he was talking about having had a small heroin habit and a larger cocaine one before he was famous, and claimed that they have been overcome.

But in the summer of 2017, the rest of the band staged an intervention, and told him to go to rehab for booze, heroin and opiate use.

He flew to Barbados and spent eight weeks in rehab, which included equine therapy.

He said of his horse mentor: ‘I wanted to impress it more than any human being I’ve ever met. There were so many qualities I envied in this horse. And he had great hair.’

More recently, he has been living in West London and having a much quieter life. He has tried yoga, and swimming, and has been trying to get on top of the frequent migraines he suffers.

But, having fallen for the world’s most visible female pop star, that has all changed in the blink of an eye. The question is, to quote one of Taylor’s songs, are they Ready For It? Or will it be a swift ending?

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Netflix’s Queen Cleopatra: The Rotten Tomatoes scores are so bad, it’s kind of hilarious

May 18, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we have a strong contender for the biggest Netflix bomb of 2023. Following the controversy surrounding the streaming giant’s newly released docuseries Queen Cleopatra — produced and narrated by Jada Pinkett Smith — this 4-part “docudrama” has debuted to literally the worst possible audience score a piece of content can receive from Rotten Tomatoes:

One percent.

That’s where the Rotten Tomatoes audience score for Queen Cleopatra currently stands as of this writing, which is kind of amazing. I’ve rarely, if ever seen an audience score this low, and the only thing that comes close that I can recall off the top of my head is National Geographic’s 2021 documentary Fauci, the audience score for which currently stands at 2%.

About Queen Cleopatra, I think it’s also worth pointing out that the series is currently the #6 Netflix TV show in the US today (per the Top 10 row of content inside the app). I’ve explained in the past how that “Top 10” label is really kind of a misnomer, because it’s more a signal of recency as opposed to popularity. How else to explain why newly added box office bombs shoot all the way to #1 on Netflix, or that one of the Top 10 shows on Netflix has just earned the lowest possible score you can get on Rotten Tomatoes (besides zero)?

As for the controversy that dogged Queen Cleopatra prior to its release, that’s due to what critics have blasted as a kind of historical revisionism. The decision was made to cast Cleopatra in the series as black, a lack of definitive historical evidence notwithstanding. “Blatant historical misconception,” opined the Egyptian Ministry of Tourism and Antiquities, which has said that while Cleopatra’s ethnicity has been the subject of much debate, the record suggests she was Greek and descended from a Macedonian dynasty.

“Her ethnicity is not the focus of Queen Cleopatra, but we did intentionally decide to depict her of mixed ethnicity to reflect theories about Cleopatra’s possible Egyptian ancestry and the multicultural nature of ancient Egypt,” the producers said, in a statement released by the streamer.

As you can see from the Rotten Tomatoes scores above though, that explanation has produced a series that’s satisfied neither fans nor critics. A quick search on YouTube for “Queen Cleopatra,” meanwhile, brings up the series’ trailer (which you can check out below) at the very top, and it’s followed by one video after another castigating Netflix and the series, with titles like:

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