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Cody Mauch of North Dakota State taking smile to 2023 NFL draft

May 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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EVERY SO OFTEN, North Dakota State offensive tackle Cody Mauch will hear from Kendrick Lenzen, his childhood friend and former grade school teammate, via FaceTime.

“He’ll be like, ‘Hey, give me a smile,'” Mauch said. “It’s like he’s admiring his work.”

Lenzen is responsible for what might become the most recognizable gap-tooth grin in the NFL since Michael Strahan. Mauch hasn’t had his two front teeth since colliding with Lenzen while chasing a loose ball in a middle school basketball game. After several dental stopgaps, Mauch decided that he wouldn’t repair his teeth until he finished playing football.

He could be waiting a while to fix that smile.

Mauch (pronounced “Mouck”) enters the NFL draft later this month as one of the top offensive tackles on the board and Todd McShay’s No. 52 overall prospect. ESPN’s Matt Miller lists Mauch as his No. 5 tackle and there’s a chance the North Dakota State standout hears his name called on the draft’s first night in Kansas City, Missouri.

“I can say I knocked out an NFL player’s teeth,” Lenzen said.

Mauch’s path to the doorstep of the NFL stands out, given where his journey began and what he looked like when he left home. He grew up in Hankinson, North Dakota, a town of 922 in the southeast corner of the state, where he played nine-man football and graduated in a class of 18. Mauch arrived at North Dakota State as a 220-pound walk-on tight end and left 82 pounds heavier as an All-America tackle.

The physical transformation makes the 6-foot-5, 302-pound Mauch hard to miss, especially with his long red hair and missing teeth. His personality matches the look. At NDSU, he became known for creative first-down celebrations, having in-game conversations with opposing linemen and playing the air fiddle (and even a real one) after FCS semifinal victories.

“His nickname is ‘Tud,'” said North Dakota State defensive lineman Jake Kava, Mauch’s friend and housemate. “When you think of a guy with the nickname Tud, that’s Cody. No front teeth, big smile, long, flowing red hair.”

Beneath the friendly exterior is a talent who can play all five offensive line spots and has an intriguing combination of skills and power. He just approaches football with a smile.

MAUCH WALKED ON at North Dakota State after receiving mostly Division II offers out of Hankinson High School, where he played tight end, quarterback and defensive end in the nine-man game. When Bison offensive lineman Nash Jensen first saw Mauch, he thought: “Who’s this scrawny little redhead?”

During a practice in the spring of 2018, North Dakota State coach Chris Klieman called over Jim Kramer, the team’s longtime strength coach. Klieman gestured toward Mauch, who had redshirted the previous season and was working with the tight ends.

“That kid’s going to be a big kid,” Klieman told Kramer.

But Klieman, who is now the head coach at defending Big 12 champion Kansas State, saw Mauch at a new position, where he could ultimately reach a much higher level.

“He was the first person who ever told me I might have a shot at the NFL,” Mauch recalled. “That was before I really even started playing offensive line. I’m like, ‘Man, this guy’s crazy. How’s he know?'”

North Dakota State doesn’t treat its players as finished products. Kramer works with a nutritionist to take measurements and predicts the mass that players can add without compromising their effectiveness. Linebackers become defensive ends, tight ends become tackles and so on. The approach has helped NDSU become the nation’s premier FCS program, winning nine national titles since 2011 and playing for another in January. Since 2014, North Dakota State has had 10 players drafted, including two first-round quarterbacks (Trey Lance and Carson Wentz) and four offensive linemen.

At first, Kramer didn’t fully buy Klieman’s vision for Mauch.

“I don’t know if I saw that he was going to be a 300-pounder,” Kramer said. “But Coach Klieman saw it. Then Cody started working.”

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Mauch spent the next months in the weight room and dining halls or other eateries in and around campus. NDSU has an all-you-can-eat program for freshmen and “Cody took full advantage,” said Matt Entz, who replaced Klieman as coach in December 2018.

Kramer outlined a more aggressive in-season training plan for Mauch, since he wasn’t on the depth chart. Mauch also spent much of his free offseason time eating and lifting.

“It made such a difference,” said Joe Mauch, Cody’s father. “Small-town kid, we don’t really have too much of a weight program. At school, the weight room is in a corner on the stage. Not a lot, aside from a squat rack and a bench press.”

When the 2018 season kicked off, NDSU listed Cody at 269 pounds, a 35-pound increase from his 2017 weight. By the fall of 2019, he was up to 290 pounds. Mauch also didn’t stop growing vertically, measuring 6-foot-5 at the combine, an inch taller than when he arrived in Fargo.

“He’s a kid with big hips, big hands, big features,” Entz said. “We knew that at some point, he was going to gain some weight. I don’t know if anyone really knew what he was going to be, or that he was going to turn out to be potentially a Day 1, Day 2 type of draft pick.”

Mauch began playing the ogre position, an extra offensive lineman who occasionally wears a tight end’s number. In 2019, he suited up as both No. 70 (offensive line) and No. 88 (tight end), catching a 2-point conversion in an FCS playoff semifinal win.

By the COVID-delayed spring season of 2021, his positional path became clear. North Dakota State initially moved all-conference tackle Cordell Volson from right tackle to left, while placing Mauch on the right side. After two games, the two switched. Volson earned first-team All-America honors that season and in the fall, before becoming a fourth-round draft pick of the Cincinnati Bengals. Mauch remained the team’s starter at left tackle.

“He’s such a hardworking kid,” said Jensen, who started multiple seasons next to Mauch at left guard. “Just to see his progression from being a tight end/defensive end to an All-American, top NFL prospect [for] offensive line, is absolutely crazy.

“I couldn’t be more proud.”

Mauch occasionally gets Facebook or Snapchat memories that show what he looked like when he arrived at North Dakota State. The before-and-after graphic of his measurables appeared on TV during the 2023 FCS playoffs and at pre-draft events like the Senior Bowl.

“It’s like, ‘Wow, I can’t believe that’s the way I looked,'” Mauch said. “It makes you happy for the way things have gone and how different life is now.”

WHEN STACEY MAUCH saw her son walk in the door, she started to cry.

Cody was back home from Fargo, where he had visited the E.R. and a dentist, following the collision with Lenzen in the basketball game. His front teeth couldn’t be salvaged, and his lips and face had swelled like a balloon.

Stacey didn’t want to see Cody in pain. As a schoolteacher in Hankinson, she also worried about the impact of such a noticeable facial injury for a seventh-grader.

“You just want your kids to grow up confident and happy,” Stacey Mauch said. “‘Get your teeth fixed, you’ll be confident and be ready to smile and take on the world.’ But this guy doesn’t need teeth to do that. He’s shown that over and over, the way he flashes the smile and the confidence he has.”

Since Cody’s mouth was still growing, the plan called for him to wait for implants. He went through several sets of braces to widen his mouth and used a retainer and a “flipper” with false teeth. But the retainers kept breaking. After several years, Mauch stopped wearing anything.

“I’m sure my mom and dad were probably a little upset, just because of how much money they paid in braces and all the different dentist appointments, all the broken retainers,” he said. “But everyone who knows me knows that no teeth kind of fits my personality. I’m an easygoing, goofy guy. I don’t really care how I look.”

Cody is the second of eight children, spanning ages 25 to 7, and comes from a large family that goes back generations around Hankinson.

As a boy, he spent summer days at the family crops farm alongside Joe. Tasks ranged from maintenance on tractors and other equipment to clearing fields. When Cody got his driver’s license, he began driving a truck.

“You learn the way to work,” Joe said. “Our kids have been working on a farm since they were 8 years old.”

Hankinson’s school had about 300 students in one building, kindergarten through 12th grade, and only offered a handful of sports. Mauch competed in everything: football, basketball, baseball and track, earning all-region honors in both basketball and track, while setting school records for touchdown receptions and sacks.

His older brother, Carter, was a multisport standout, and his younger siblings also competed.

“Whatever was going on for sports in the world, that’s what was going on in our front yard, too,” Stacey Mauch said. “If it was football season, they would mow a football field out there. If it was baseball season, they would mow a baseball field.”

Cody knew everyone around town, and he and his friends found ways to entertain themselves. Once they began driving, they started to do “Main-ers.”

“Just rip it up and down Main Street,” said Cody, who started with a 2000 Grand Am before buying one of his dad’s F-150 trucks. “There’s no stop lights or anything, so it takes you probably 45 seconds to get from one side of town to the other.”

Cody recently looked at a picture of his kindergarten class and realized almost everyone had graduated high school together. In November, Hankinson honored Cody with a celebration at the school.

His NFL draft plans aren’t firmly set, but Joe expects a party at the VFW or the American Legion in Hankinson, where family and friends will gather.

“I’m definitely going to pay a lot more attention to the draft this year,” Lenzen said. “I’m excited, kind of in disbelief. Cody’s put a lot of work in, but it’s a dream that a lot of people don’t get to have.”

DURING MAUCH’S FRESHMAN year at North Dakota State, Hank Jacobs, the team’s director of football operations, looked at the clean-cut walk-on and made a suggestion: Grow out the red hair.

Mauch wasn’t convinced, but he stopped going to the barber.

“I’m like, ‘Eh, I’ll just do it, why not?'” Mauch said. “I’ve been growing it out for probably four years now. Saved a lot of money on haircuts.”

The long red hair, a trait Mauch shares with two of his sisters, is part of his signature look. He added a red beard while at NDSU. There’s only one drawback.

“There was hair everywhere,” said Kava, who shared a house with Mauch. “I was the vacuum guy, so I had to clean it out and I was like, ‘Cody, could you please cut your hair, for my sake?’ It’s annoying to clean up, but it’s here to stay. It’s definitely part of the thing he has going.”

Mauch incorporated his locks into a first-down signal: the hair point. Other celebrations after NDSU moved the chains included a slide, a somersault and several that were rehearsed but too difficult to perform in games, like the Maucharena (his spin on the ’90s dance) and the conga line.

Naturally, Mauch named one celebration “A-gap power,” where he smiles after first downs. His missing teeth actually became a conversation topic during games with opposing players.

“The D-ends and D-tackles, they’re asking him, ‘Why don’t you have two front teeth?'” Jensen said. “As each play went along, the story got longer and longer. He probably changed it from time to time, just to mess with them.”

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Mauch didn’t make the conversations all about himself. By his third year as a starter, he had built relationships with opposing linemen, and tried to get to know new ones.

“You’re kicking these guys’ butts and then talking to them about their uncle and farming,” Kava said. “I think we were playing [Northern Iowa] and he’s talking about egg science with their D-tackle. We’d get home and he would tell me, ‘We were talking about the new combine from John Deere.’

“I’m like, ‘Cody, you’re something else.'”

Not surprisingly, Mauch was in the middle of North Dakota State’s fiddle-playing tradition after FCS semifinal wins. Since the national title game is held annually in Frisco, Texas, North Dakota State plays the country song “If you’re gonna play in Texas [You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band]” in the Fargodome when it advances. Bison players will play air fiddle, but after a win over Incarnate Word in December, someone handed Mauch a real one.

Middle schoolers in nearby Moorhead, Minnesota, noticed Mauch’s fiddle form on TV and invited him to learn how to play correctly.

“Just a classroom of sixth- and seventh-graders making fun of me for not knowing how to hold it, not playing it right,” Mauch said. “That was cool to get humbled by those guys.”

For Mauch, the in-game displays made football fun, especially while playing on the line. He clicked instantly with the offensive linemen after switching over. Mauch loved that the group’s success hinged on being unified, but individual personalities could still stand out.

During pregame meals, the linemen would compile their Mount Rushmores — top fours — for a variety of topics: snacks, favorite foods, least favorite foods, favorite places in Fargo, and more. “The stupid stuff that was right in my wheelhouse,” Mauch said. Then, the Bison would usually proceed to mash their opponents. They ranked in the top 10 nationally in rushing throughout Mauch’s career.

Mauch’s philosophy impacted everyone around him, even his coaches.

“I didn’t think the football field was the place to have fun,” NDSU offensive line coach Dan Larson said. “But he has fun with it and it makes football enjoyable to him. We stopped worrying about whether he was doing first-down signals, or if a guy runs by and he gives a high-five, but [the opposing player] won’t do it, he gives himself a high-five.

“When I stopped worrying about those parts of it and just the snap and the finish, his level of football even went up. Because it’s who he is.”

ON NFL SUNDAYS in recent years, Mauch and his housemates would gather in their living room and watch games on four mounted TVs. Sometimes they’d even bring in a fifth screen.

Mauch used the time to unwind, but as he got older, his attention shifted.

“I’m sitting there, watching the left tackle, watching the center,” he said. “I was just putting myself in their shoes.”

Mauch’s appearance and personality project fun, but he takes football seriously. Entz never questioned Mauch’s commitment, noting that he approaches the grind of the game with some balance. Larson learned that as long as he smiled once in a while, he could challenge Mauch just like any other player.

Since Mauch is relatively new to playing offensive line, he had to build up his strength and technique. Kava remembered being able to bull-rush Mauch early in their careers before Mauch added “that tackle weight.” Larson worked on hand placement with Mauch but saw him thrive at playing with his hips low to keep defenders from getting past him in pass protection.

Mauch’s footwork and ability to move are his greatest assets. Larson thinks the right blocking scheme will make Mauch a “vertical monster,” where he can pull and run downfield. Mauch doesn’t have the longest arms, which measured 32 and three-eighths inches at the NFL combine, and might not project as a tackle for every team, but he can play all over the line, as he displayed during Senior Bowl week.

“He’s the only guy in this draft class who has proven he can play all five spots,” Senior Bowl executive director and former ESPN draft analyst Jim Nagy said. “Those guys are really hard to find. In the [Senior Bowl] game, he played left guard, center and right tackle, so he’s proven he can play on both sides, which is big, too.”

While scouting Mauch’s film, Nagy never flagged arm length as a potential drawback. Mauch held up well against better competition during Senior Bowl week, and players on the National team voted him as their top offensive lineman.

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Nagy said most teams he talked to before the event pegged Mauch as a second-round pick, but Mauch’s performance gave him “a legit chance” to go at the end of the first round.

“I would start him at left tackle, because that’s the premium position and prove to me that he can’t play there,” Nagy said. “If he can’t play there, then we’ll slide him into guard or center and there’ll be a Pro Bowl-level player inside.”

An AFC scout said Mauch likely projects as a Day 2 pick but added that all teams are starving for tackles.

“His passion and the emphasis he puts on playing the game jumped out,” the scout said of Mauch. “I wanted to keep watching this guy.”

Everyone will soon be watching Mauch in the NFL. Mauch appreciates his unlikely path to pro ball: small town, nine-man ball, three years as a walk-on at NDSU. He considers receiving a scholarship to be among the best moments of his life.

Another moment will come soon when his name is called in Kansas City at the draft. Mauch looks forward to entering a pro facility with his signature smile and becoming “a locker-room guy,” just like he was at NDSU.

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Man Who Rammed Teens’ After Doorbell Prank Convicted Of Murder | HuffPost Latest News

May 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

A California man has been found guilty of killing three 16-year-olds by intentionally ramming their car after they played a doorbell-ringing prank on him.

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Costco Misinterprets Man’s Instructions for Birthday Cake and Results Are Hilarious

May 6, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

Costco Misinterprets Man’s Instructions for Birthday Cake and Results Are Hilarious

Costco will give you exactly what you know you didn’t need.
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Throughout the years, cake decorators have fed the internet with (mostly unintentionally) funny creations. Nevertheless, this may be the first time a confection has elicited laughter due to its no-nonsense interpretation of a costumer’s request.

For practicality purposes, Costco has customers submit their cake requests via a paper form, which offers little room for more specific customizations. That’s why a man named Stephen Walker figured it was best to add some notes and a drawing on the back of the paper. His order reads: “No writing/no designs. Only request red frosting on perimeter for top/bottom.” To get his message across, he drew a rectangular sheet cake with a black pen, and used his daughter’s magic marker to highlight the edges he wanted to be red. “I was like, ‘I got directions and a little illustration here. They can’t mess this up. Right?’” the man said in an interview with Today.

Walker showed up to pick up the cake, which was meant to celebrate his daughter’s third birthday, a couple days later. “I picked it up Saturday morning and I was in a time crunch,” the man recalled. To his surprise, the red border that would match the cake topper he had selected wasn’t there. Instead, an exact replica of the drawing he made on the back of the form shone bright in the center of the cake. The Costco artist managed to keep the proportions on Walker’s sketch and even included the black lines of the original drawing.

Confused, but in a hurry, he decided to shrug it off. He made a joke to the cashier about it, who offered to call someone from the bakery about it, but Walker declined. “We were in a hurry, so I was like, ‘Well, I’ll just scrape it off.’”

The man then decided to make lemonade out of these lemons, and shared the funny experience on Reddit. He posted the cake form alongside a picture of the cake with the message: “Costco will give you exactly what you know you didn’t need.” His post quickly went viral, earning over 110,000 upvotes and some hilarious takes. “Task failed successfully,” said one Redditor. Meanwhile another commenter appreciated the details of the drawing: “Lol, i’m impressed that they even transferred the flawed perspective.”

The comment section is filled with funny quips and considerations. “I wonder if they would have understood if you didn’t include the drawing,” one person wrote. Walker cheekily replied, “Should I try that next time?”

Despite the minor inconvenience, and the Internet’s search for ways this could have been avoided (e.g. flagging an employee before submitting the form, calling the bakery, etc.), he is happy about how it all turned out. “Regardless I got an amazing cake and story to go with it,” he said in a comment. He then added, “Next time I’ll stick with getting the Costco Bear.”

A man named Stephen Walker submitted a cake request with special instructions: “No writing/No Designs. Only Request Red frosting on perimeter for top/bottom.” To be extra sure, he added a drawing of what he wanted.

instructions given to costco cake customization department and the funny cake the customer got

Photo: Screenshot from Reddit

To his dismay, the cake artist then replicated his diagram, down to the red borders and proportions of the original drawing.

instructions given to costco cake customization department and the funny cake the customer got

Photo: Screenshot from Reddit

h/t: [Reddit]

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LAUGH TO YOUR HEART’S CONTENT

May 5, 2023 by humorouz Leave a Comment

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Shrill or funny, giggly or bubbly, on this day, let out your laughter and laugh to your heart’s content. World Laughter Day is celebrated every year on the first Sunday of May, and this year it will be celebrated on May 7. As Shakespeare said, “With mirth and laughter, let old wrinkles come.” The theme of World Laughter Day revolves around foregrounding the benefits of laughter. This day has also been explained as a manifestation of world peace because laughter often brings people together. Every year, many countries in the world celebrate World Laughter Day to make people aware of the benefits of laughter. No specific theme is announced on World Laughter Day. However, the celebrations are planned around promoting well-being and good health through laughter.

Did you know that laughter decreases stress? By laughing, the brain releases endorphins which makes one feel happy. So do not let anyone dampen your day, and laugh as much as you want. Grab some friends, crack some jokes, and have a good laugh together!

History of World Laughter Day

The history of laughter is very intriguing. Origins of laughter can be traced back 10 million years ago. Laughter is linked to high pain tolerance and even social status, but the primary function of laughter appears to be to create profound social bonds. Every year on the first Sunday in May, World Laughter Day is observed to promote awareness about laughter and its numerous health benefits. On the first Sunday in May, more than 70 nations throughout the world commemorate World Laughter Day. The inaugural World Laughter Day was held in Mumbai, India, on May 10, 1998. Dr Madan Kataria, the creator of the international Laughter Yoga movement, organised the event. Dr Kataria is a family physician who was motivated to establish the Laughter Yoga movement by the facial feedback theory, which claims that a person’s face expressions may influence their thoughts. It is now an annual event celebrated worldwide to raise awareness about laughter and its many healing benefits, as well as about thousands of community groups around the world who regularly practice comedy that promote wellness and overall well-being. Hundreds of people gather worldwide on that day to laugh together. Since then, it has spread all over the world as a way to express people’s love for comedy and laughter.

World Laughter Day is also celebrated by a congregation of laughter club members, their families and friends in their city like big squares, public parks or auditoriums. Laughter clubs usually have a variety entertainment programme of music, dance and laughter contests. Winners are those with the most infectious, natural and effortless laughter. Laughter club members during this day participate in a peace march and carry banners and placards. During the march, all chant various slogans, clapping and dancing is a part of these marches. This is known to be one of the best ways that laughter clubs help you have a good time.

Celebrate it in different ways

Try laughter yoga: Laughing yoga is a popular movement and breathing exercise that aims to cultivate joy, bring out your inner child, and help you let go of daily life stressors. Join a laughter yoga club and practice this art of laughing together. Laughing is more fun when it is shared.

Go out and watch a stand-up show: Make sure not to miss the opportunity to watch a stand-up show. Contagious laughter blows up in the crowd when you laugh with everyone.

Watch funny videos: There is no shortage of funny videos on the internet. So, get online and laugh till you can’t anymore.

INTERESTING FACTS

* Laughter came before language – Scientists believe that humans laughed before they could speak.

* Animals laugh too – Rats and Chimpanzees are known to laugh.

* The brain can’t help but laugh – Whenever we hear someone laugh, our premotor cortical region of the brain is triggered, which activates laughter in us too.

* Laughter burns calories – 10 to 15 minutes of laughter can burn up to 40 calories, according to a study.

* The longest stand-up show was 80 hours – On April 15, 2015, Nashville recorded 80 hours worth of stand-up shows with multiple comedians.

Why we love world laughter day

* It cracks us up. Life is better with a bit of humour. Laughter keeps us sane and happy, and this is the day to celebrate the gift of laughter.

* It creates a bond. Laughter is known to create social bonds. Laughing with people connects us to them.

* It is a day for happiness. We spend our lives stressing over things. But we have this one to celebrate happiness in our lives. 

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